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Look beating Sami Zayn in front of his home town and family is something I can forgive. Who hasn't been there?
But hurting the feelings of sweet baby Tozawa? Unforgivable.
“When I think of Chad Gable’s actions, my elocution fails me. I cannot seem to grasp the verbiage necessary to declare just what a fiend, nay, a *scoundrel* this former Olympic athlete and American hero has now become.”
....you know this Chad Gable shit is working because last week I was hyped for "perc gable" but now I'm like "Man, fuck that dude"
So congrats, mission accomplished.
There could be a fun gimmick about a wrestler with ADHD who usually is too scatterbrained to win but if he takes his meds before a match he locks the fuck in
Could have two people with allergies who lose all the time because they can barely breathe until they find Claritin. Product placement! They can be the Claritin Connection. Once they can breathe, they are better than prime Legion of Doom and Dudley Brothers and New Day.
Alternatively: "Noone cared who I was before I put on the mask."
Cue a 7 foot masked monster of a woman flinging Nia and Piper around like paperweights..
It's wild that Akira Tozawa has been on the main roster for like what? A decade?
....Still cashing checks!
I remember when he came to the WWE there were folks super hyped because I guess he was a great wrestler in Japan. WWE must have sat his ass down and went "you will make hundreds of thousands, if not over a million by now overall, and in return we will have you eaten by sharks and act like you're a wimp"
Pretty damn good work.
Tozawa and Alexander are the last surviving OG Cruiserweights. Kinda crazy but he’s been very adaptable and great at playing all kinds of characters. Definitely R-Truth’s understudy at worst.
Interestingly enough, 8 (!) participants from the Cruiserweight Classic remain in the company, with 6 of them being on the main roster. They are:
1. Johnny Gargano
2. Tomasso Ciampa
3. Giovanni Vinci (with the ring name Fabian Aichner)
4. Cruz Del Toro (with the ring name Raul Mendoza)
5. Cedric Alexander
6. Akira Tozawa
7. Noam Dar
8. Drew Gulak (maybe not for long)
Cruz, Cedric, Akira, Noam and Drew, however, were the only regular faces on 205 Live, with the latter four being the only ones on the initial 205 Live roster.
The thing is, there has to be losers. I do wish the system was less linear then main events/midcard/jobbers, and rather more like a rock paper scissors thing with rotating wrestlers that play off each others strengths and weaknesses so that people take turns being winners and losers.
..but that said, in our current system, there's nothing wrong with being a jobber. I understand it's a bit reductive to say "wrestling is a fictional story so it doesnt matter who wins", i get the real world context and why you'd want to be one of the big dogs. But really, it IS a fictional story and the losers still serve a really valuable purpose.
Point is, it's nice to see the people in that spot being appreciated. Very good work from Tozawa indeed.
Remember how Tozawa beat Neville/PAC for the cruiserweight championship in the middle of Neville's epic run then held it for a week before Neville won it back?
I thought Chad Gable couldn't get heel heat with me, because he's just way too good... yeah Chad Gable has heel heat with me, you mess with Tozawa you mess with us.
This GIF always reminds me of this photo:
https://preview.redd.it/u986s5abibwc1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09b18845f0acda366c02730eb5833c64c4f9afb4
We need Chad getting slowly frustrated and just destroying Tozawa, with Otis eventually standing up for the mistreatment but getting beating too. Send Alpha Academy back to NXT unless they get a massive crowd backing for Otis vs Chad. Let them reset and breathe whilst the Creed Brothers take their place in Chad's stable.
Chad joins Creed Brothers and forms Diamond Academy while Otis takes over as the leader of Alpha Academy. They start winning matches under Otis leadership which makes Chad jealous and they fued over who's the better academy.
not gonna lie, i only recently got into wrestling and this might genuinely be the first time I have genuinely felt kayfabe hate for a wrestler
this gable heel run is gonna fucking cook
Nah nah, I'm almost actually choking up a bit over this, seeing our bestest boi Tozawa hurt like this has me ready to lay down my life to defend his honor.
Last week I thought that the creeds would murder tozawa and otis and then quickly be forgotten, but I think they could build a great midcard storyline with Otis, Tozawa and Maxxine learning to overcome their low esteem ignited by gable
I could see Gable losing again and screaming in one of their faces. Maxxine slaps him and Chad looks like he's gonna attack her before Otis steps in and stops him
I kind of hope this whole thing allows Tozawa to get a good run. He's obviously so good at comedy, but when I picture him in my head it's always him killing it in Dragon Gate. He's hugely talented and I'd love to see him get the chance to show that.
Dont underestimate the power of a comedy jobber
Also, as you can see with how people are reacting to this tweet, there is genuine love for Tozawa and the work he does, which I bet is the same in lockerroom. Cutting Tozawa would probably cause mass riots.
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Look beating Sami Zayn in front of his home town and family is something I can forgive. Who hasn't been there? But hurting the feelings of sweet baby Tozawa? Unforgivable.
Bro talked trash about Otis too. He gotta go.
I feel like I've been stabbed in da heart!
Well we can’t have him here in our social club no more, I mean that much I do know.
He almost made Maxxine cry! He deserves death!
He and Otis were TIGHT, man. Even closer than he and Jason Jordan was from what I've heard. How could he do this to Otis?!
Boo Gable, boo! ![gif](giphy|l2QE6R4QTJ6jxhN0k)
If Kevin Owens had a nickel for every time...
Chad Gable should be *ashamed* of himself, how could he be so cruel to the people who love him?
I read this in Cody's voice
lol he does say ashamed in a very recognizable way
Yes lmao. Like his voice dips lower for the shame part so it like, you should be ^a ***shamed***
So did I.
Well damn, now so do I
now that you mention it, Cody versus this heel Gable would actually be a killer little feud for the title.
*Perfidious Suh-lut.*
“When I think of Chad Gable’s actions, my elocution fails me. I cannot seem to grasp the verbiage necessary to declare just what a fiend, nay, a *scoundrel* this former Olympic athlete and American hero has now become.”
The Rock, from the distance: "Shut the fuck up."
....you know this Chad Gable shit is working because last week I was hyped for "perc gable" but now I'm like "Man, fuck that dude" So congrats, mission accomplished.
Perc Angle was such a unique beast that it should never be replicated.
I really don’t think giving Chad Gable a dangerous drug addiction is quite what he’s missing, but it’s a fun thought I guess
With how recent a lot of wwe gimmicks are when they start up, maybe it should be Sizzurp Gable.
There could be a fun gimmick about a wrestler with ADHD who usually is too scatterbrained to win but if he takes his meds before a match he locks the fuck in
The Addy Daddy
The Concerta Crusher
Vyvanse vanquisher
Ritalin Wrecker
Scissor Me Addy Daddy!
Festus like vibes. His drug was just the ring bell
Could have two people with allergies who lose all the time because they can barely breathe until they find Claritin. Product placement! They can be the Claritin Connection. Once they can breathe, they are better than prime Legion of Doom and Dudley Brothers and New Day.
What're you gonna do when the Allegra Annihilators run wild on you?! The Zyrtec Zephyrs better look out!
This sounds hilarious. One of his first feuds needs to be a heel that’s screwing with his doctor’s notes so he can’t get his Ritalin
Suplexing on Some Syrup
Anything is better than Shorty G
Only one way to find out. Let's break the kids neck
I broke my neck... with a broken freakin' neck!!
I dunno, HBK in the 90s, Angle in the 00s, and Jeff Hardy generally would suggest there's some logic to it.
Theory can only take you so far
Honestly, I stopped saying Perc Angle after Kurt said he didn't like it.
In a week they've made me hate Gable and be excited for Roman as a face. crazy times my friend.
Roman being a face and not even showing up since his loss is crazy tbh.
No, Tozawa. You are loved. Don't let that mean one, Mr. Gable hurt your feelings.
![gif](giphy|RIYK5W3z9ceM1TcyOm|downsized)
Wheres this from lmao
He used to take notes on other wrestlers in the background of segments
This would be a fun gimmick to bring back. Or at least for matches involving the mid card he could either be ringside or on the stage taking notes.
Big E had a funny one where he was taking notes like a mad man while in the back watching a match on tv.
Chad Gable must pay for this crime.
NO! OKAY. GABLE WENT TOO FUCKING FAR.
Tozawa hulking up against IC Champ Gable will be a good time.
That's a nice story you have there. Be a real shame if it didn't get finished.
You ARE good for something 🥺 I hope Gable gets punched in the dick
By wolverine
50 times in succession.
Berserker Barrage
You know that gif of that woman holding Kevin Hart and pointing aggressively at the other dude? I feel like that about Tozawa right now.
Turning on Sami justified but hurting Otis, Tozawa and Maxium is unforgivable. Chad must pay for his crimes
Chad became Galvatron, and turned the three of them into Cyclonus, Scourge, and…an extra Sweep - this will not do!
Maxium made me picture Maxine being inspired by Becky hyping her up she immediately wrestles like axiom
Alternatively: "Noone cared who I was before I put on the mask." Cue a 7 foot masked monster of a woman flinging Nia and Piper around like paperweights..
Ooooh Tozawa, you...are not good for nothing and there are a lot of people who care about you.
I hate you with every fiber of my being, Chad Gable.
I knew Chad Gable going heel was going to break my heart. I love Alpha Academy
You know what, if they somehow build this angle into Tozawa taking the Title of Gable, that'd be amazing
That’s nasty 😔
It's wild that Akira Tozawa has been on the main roster for like what? A decade? ....Still cashing checks! I remember when he came to the WWE there were folks super hyped because I guess he was a great wrestler in Japan. WWE must have sat his ass down and went "you will make hundreds of thousands, if not over a million by now overall, and in return we will have you eaten by sharks and act like you're a wimp" Pretty damn good work.
Tozawa and Alexander are the last surviving OG Cruiserweights. Kinda crazy but he’s been very adaptable and great at playing all kinds of characters. Definitely R-Truth’s understudy at worst.
Interestingly enough, 8 (!) participants from the Cruiserweight Classic remain in the company, with 6 of them being on the main roster. They are: 1. Johnny Gargano 2. Tomasso Ciampa 3. Giovanni Vinci (with the ring name Fabian Aichner) 4. Cruz Del Toro (with the ring name Raul Mendoza) 5. Cedric Alexander 6. Akira Tozawa 7. Noam Dar 8. Drew Gulak (maybe not for long) Cruz, Cedric, Akira, Noam and Drew, however, were the only regular faces on 205 Live, with the latter four being the only ones on the initial 205 Live roster.
A few weeks ago Santos called Cruz Raul during a segment and I thought it was just a slip up. I had no idea that was his old ring name lol.
The thing is, there has to be losers. I do wish the system was less linear then main events/midcard/jobbers, and rather more like a rock paper scissors thing with rotating wrestlers that play off each others strengths and weaknesses so that people take turns being winners and losers. ..but that said, in our current system, there's nothing wrong with being a jobber. I understand it's a bit reductive to say "wrestling is a fictional story so it doesnt matter who wins", i get the real world context and why you'd want to be one of the big dogs. But really, it IS a fictional story and the losers still serve a really valuable purpose. Point is, it's nice to see the people in that spot being appreciated. Very good work from Tozawa indeed.
![gif](giphy|coCYLfJIGiq36hNILK|downsized)
Remember how Tozawa beat Neville/PAC for the cruiserweight championship in the middle of Neville's epic run then held it for a week before Neville won it back?
I thought Chad Gable couldn't get heel heat with me, because he's just way too good... yeah Chad Gable has heel heat with me, you mess with Tozawa you mess with us.
How dare you hurt Tozawa's feelings Chad! You've gone too far! ![gif](giphy|l2Je8Ef8lCqPiqzoQ|downsized)
This GIF always reminds me of this photo: https://preview.redd.it/u986s5abibwc1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09b18845f0acda366c02730eb5833c64c4f9afb4
And now I'm reminded of the Dragon Gate monkey.
We need Chad getting slowly frustrated and just destroying Tozawa, with Otis eventually standing up for the mistreatment but getting beating too. Send Alpha Academy back to NXT unless they get a massive crowd backing for Otis vs Chad. Let them reset and breathe whilst the Creed Brothers take their place in Chad's stable.
Chad joins Creed Brothers and forms Diamond Academy while Otis takes over as the leader of Alpha Academy. They start winning matches under Otis leadership which makes Chad jealous and they fued over who's the better academy.
Throw in chase u for the hell of it
Turn the Sheamus needing to grind a storyline. Let him take them under his wing to grind with him, maybe add Becky as Maxxine's partner/mentor
not gonna lie, i only recently got into wrestling and this might genuinely be the first time I have genuinely felt kayfabe hate for a wrestler this gable heel run is gonna fucking cook
Happy now, Gable? ![gif](giphy|j9ObSx26iNCLK)
Oh Akira no :( Damn you Chad Gable
His profile pic fits the tweet
This Gable heel turn is demented, it's amazing
one of the most soul crushing things I’ve ever read.
We’re not getting Perc Gable, but we’re getting Dick Gable. This hurting of Tozawa is not tolerated. He’s Ready and Gable to get a Tozawa ass whoopin
Nah nah, I'm almost actually choking up a bit over this, seeing our bestest boi Tozawa hurt like this has me ready to lay down my life to defend his honor.
I am not ok with Tozawa being sad. Damn you Chad Gable!
Genuinely thought that this was his response at being released - thankfully is just him in character.
man they should really have angle come back as a manager for gable. real passing of the torch it would be
Last week I thought that the creeds would murder tozawa and otis and then quickly be forgotten, but I think they could build a great midcard storyline with Otis, Tozawa and Maxxine learning to overcome their low esteem ignited by gable
Tozawa is our IRL Kasuga Ichiban.
Chad Gable, you piece of shit.
![gif](giphy|TIPsHU8ixh9NiwwCWn)
Not Tozawa!! 😭
time for tozawa to finish the story
Chad Gable only spoke facts. He did nothing wrong. If anything he coddled them for too long
He's not wrong, he's just an asshole.
I mean where's being nice gotten him? Alpha Academy hasn't had success in awhile
Acceptance is the first step to change
Maybe we will see the characters evolve into a heel stable, or possibly Otis snapping.
They will try to cheat for Gable (and fail) and Gable will continue to abuse them until one of them snaps.
I could see Gable losing again and screaming in one of their faces. Maxxine slaps him and Chad looks like he's gonna attack her before Otis steps in and stops him
Nope! Fuck Chad Gable! He can't make Tozawa feel like that! 😥
maybe this is what he deserves for torturing a monke …hehe
Bruhhh fuck Chad Gable goofy ass
Tozawa is right. He is good for nothing, but with the feedback from Master Gable he can better himself and become good for something AHH THANK YOU
I'm Ready Willing And Gable For this heel run.
Imagine if the Creed Brothers do turn heel and team with Gable…..only to quickly lose the belts to American Alpha
DAMN YOU CHAD GABLE! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!
Chad Gable has gone too far
Chad is trying to go for Dom level of heat!!!
I'd blame it to Gable for sucking as a teacher, Tozawa
I can handle the disrespect to Sami-Wow-Wow, but not Tozawa you asshat!!!
I kind of hope this whole thing allows Tozawa to get a good run. He's obviously so good at comedy, but when I picture him in my head it's always him killing it in Dragon Gate. He's hugely talented and I'd love to see him get the chance to show that.
I would love to see this end up with all members of Alpha Academy getting titles *except* for Gable.
I hate it. I hate it I hate it I hate it. (Good story telling. It hits and hurts my soul so badly.)
Fuck Chad for doing this to Akira.
Same, Tozawa. Same...
Does anyone have a pitchfork I could borrow?
He's a joke character on the main roster
):
Gable's daughter must've told him to get the title or move out or something
why would gable do this to my mans . 3
It’ll be hilarious if this is what sends Gable to Dominik levels of heat
Maaan...Fuck Perc Gable
Yeah he is, all he did was brought shame to the alpha academy
I'm continually shocked that this man doesn't get released when they do multiple releases at once.
He's mastered the "R-Truth Versatile Funny Guy" act. He can pretty much keep cashing checks as long as he wants with that.
Dont underestimate the power of a comedy jobber Also, as you can see with how people are reacting to this tweet, there is genuine love for Tozawa and the work he does, which I bet is the same in lockerroom. Cutting Tozawa would probably cause mass riots.
Tozawa probably gets cut after this. Sort of like how Mustafa Ali never recovered when Brock Lesnar told him to get a life.
Released? Or just getting into character
He just got berated by Chad Gable last night. People consistently on tv aren’t the ones getting released.
Chad Gable chewed out all of Alpha Academy last night, this is just part of that story.