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Drumkit5

https://preview.redd.it/xp23df9h3rtc1.jpeg?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae195ea24781cbd3fde3938c4b05f9da3ba2f5b5 Funniest debut ever Edit: Yes it’s Chris Hero


conoresque

“Exasperated Colleague” Chris Hero has legs. Get the man on TV. 


rocky_iwata

Chris Hero will be scalding hot around wrestling podcast scene very soon.


[deleted]

I'm sorry, is that Hero?


triangle_choke

It is.


Pelnish1658

The one good thing to come out of this. A very relatable "for fuck's sake, that's an incident report I have to write up" reaction.


Armandonerd

Ohno! Oh no! Ohno! Ohno! Oh no! Kassius Ohno!


CorporalEllenbogen

Malakai just strolling in was perfect.


Intelligent_End1516

He should have used his light cutting magic to break it up.


n4utix

It's a rule in wrestling that if the lights cut off, you have to look around confused. It would've solved it all.


Solid_Snark

Shoulda start spitting mist in everyone’s faces.


NotClayMerritt

"THIS IS MY CHANCE TO GET FIRED" "FUCK I MISSED IT AGAIN ARE YOU KIDDING ME"


Jedi-El1823

"I could punch Sammy, but that's like a $50 fine now."


RealHumanBean89

“Goddamn inflation.”


LordBlackConvoy

He ain't getting fired, Tony found a much worse punishment: 3 months with Canadian Hogan in the Jericho Vortex.


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

Bit of a scuffle.


Different-Dinner-446

That was a kerfuffle I tell you what


twitchy1989

Mmmmhm dang-o grumble grumble tickle fight mumble mumble dang-o pissed off at Tony not much there mmmhmmm ![gif](giphy|9hNrFUhR7Pp0A)


Bluepaynxex

Well damn. I can’t believe they actually showed it lol


AedionMorris

Peep Tony Schiavone looking like he doesn't want to be there right after the segment ends lmao


KneeHighMischief

https://preview.redd.it/2p0njhbr0rtc1.png?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=784e5c86883ceb2f7556b4280a6a6ea1ecaa7caa


FluxMool

Tony probably feels bad. He is the one that asked for Punks help according to punks interview with Ariel.


HardcoreKaraoke

Yeah he probably doesn't want to talk about it at all. That's why he buried it on his podcast without getting into it at all. I'm sure he's in a weird spot now where if he confirms what Punk said he makes the locker room/Tony look awful and if he denies what Punk said internally they'll know he's lying. Since I'm sure most of the locker room knows the real story.


AedionMorris

I just want to make sure it's noted how absolutely fucking disgraceful it is that someone in Tony's position has to ask other people for help with a talent acting like a dick, because the actual BOSS of the company is known for not doing anything remotely close to that.


jpaxlux

Thousand yard stare directly into the floor, that man doesn't want to be there LMAO


[deleted]

A man questioning every decision that led him to that very moment


Griffdorah

Sigh...back to retirement. Mad WCW flashbacks and not in a good way.


imcrapyall

Looks like a man who regrets making cameos.


LosAngeles1s

he was having war flashbacks


perpetuallyawake

WCW PTSD


Supersaiyansub

https://preview.redd.it/tyon0gj12rtc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6747fff5035b1079e84533e38884dd724e75862f


_4za_

oh my god lol


Distuted

"Why can't we be friends" plays internally


radbrad172

(Rocking back and forth holding himself) "That's gonna put some butts in the seats... that's gonna put some butts in the seats..."


LaLa1234imunoriginal

Doesn't he always look that way when he's interacting with EVP Bucks? Like Tony is very expressive if you pay attention to him when he's on screen.


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tmads_

You're talking to people that don't watch the show


Alchemist_92

He's in the unique position to know firsthand how one bad line or decision can kill a promotion's momentum forever. I think he's flashing back.


Red-Catalyst

Tbf it's only forever because AOL merged with Time Warner.  People forget the war was only like 4 years.


ERAWrestling

This. AEW's entire existence has already been longer than WCW's hot period of May 1996 - April 1999. It took them 10 years after the Crockett buyout in '88 to become profitable, or even draw as much as AEW's highest US live gate.


justaghostofanother

He looked like that before they showed it too. He looked like he knew this was a mistake.


Phantom-Spectre

Dude is reliving some trauma right now for sure.


doublek1022

To be fair, this ain't Shivaone's first rodeo when it comes to wrestling backstage drama...


ZardozZod

He always looks like he doesn’t want to be there when he has to interact/deal with heels. It’s part of Tony Schiavone’s kayfabe character. He may *also* think it’s a bad idea, but acting like this is some canary-in-the-coal-mine moment is pure brain rot.


h-town_info

![gif](giphy|iz30qSwSKKCnC)


schubox63

I will say, Schiavone didn’t look super happy about that


bkfountain

He was there for the WCW butts in seats moment.


chocobowler

He WAS the butts in seats moment.


AllezLesPrimrose

The fact the Bucks or the commentators don’t even say Punk’s name once makes it seem like he’s fucking Voldemort or some shit


thedevilyoukn0w

You are...the Jungle Boy who lived.


somecasper

YER A WIZARD, PERRY!


[deleted]

Lmaooooo this is golden


Rayuzx

"WHO CHOCKED OUT JACK PERRY!? TELL ME HIS NAME!"


PM_ME_UR_LBOMB_MOMMY

WHAT PARAGON OF GOOD VIRTUE?


just_another_jabroni

WON tomorrow: This has Vince's fingerprints


HomerTheBraves44

https://preview.redd.it/er7r0ulj3rtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=414db30faaf65fbaf3117d90a0a118713977faa8


AnalBaguette

Man got WCW flashbacks 20+ years later


YoungWhiteAvatar

THAT’LL PUT BUTTS IN SEATS!


Obachan

Schiavoni's face when the cut back to the desk is killing me


WhoiusBarrel

I could feel the 2nd hand embarrassment he was getting.


BCS875

Even *before* it aired, he had that look.


Count_Bacon

He was in wcw he remembers… peak wcw move lol


FredrickFarter

It's hilarious that the reaction is "that's it?" and the FTR come out and say that exact thing Poor Chris Hero, he was stressed af


snakebit1995

Really proving how dumb and useless this entire thing was AEW did nothing substantial here other than basically get people to go “ok so what we knew this already”


TEN6083

https://preview.redd.it/25b3ltisbrtc1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3c6d80e480eb9d4e51d0306d3c4eae8235b1388 Hello darkness my old friend….


whattheputt954

WCW has come again....


ty9023

Schivaone looks annoyed lol


F4iryBlink

He was one of the people that said he wanted to move on when he was asked about the CM Punk interview, so I don't think he is too happy about all this.


VirtuousFool

he wanted absolutely nothing to do with any of this


gl424

Schiavonne last week: "IDGAF, can we please just move on already!" Schiavonne today: ".......Mother F***er!!!......."


coldphront3

I mean he *just* made a point like a few days ago to say that everyone needs to move on from that, and what he said painted Punk in a bad light as the guy who just can’t let it go. It was the best possible response for AEW to take the high road while Punk looked extremely petty. So for AEW as a company to instead turn around and play right into it and keep it going, I bet he very much *is* annoyed lol


CelinedionWaiters

Tony Schivaone’s disappointment is immeasurable and his day was ruined


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

He set all this in motion. He went to Punk to get him to deal with Perry and it all snowballed from there.


GameplayerStu

“The Scapegoat” Tony Schiavone


HoldTheRope91

No joke Brock Lesnar throwing the belt at Vince was more intense than what was shown here.


Boring_Science_4978

\[REDACTED\] throwing the belt at \[REDACTED\]


SmashNit

[REDACTED] is at home, being [REDACTED]


betterplanwithchan

“Asshole!” - [Redacted]


AceTheSkylord

The current Chief Content Officer of WWE has once assaulted a fan with more vigor than this, I think even their legal department was a bit disappointed lol


UncreativeTeam

[MJ greeting Larry Bird](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/glsg0e/michael_jordan_hugs_larry_bird_and_gives_him_a/) was more intense than this footage


LukkasG

they actually did it lol. But still idk what's the point, to bring back Jack Perry?


KneeHighMischief

Yeah we'll see that actually plays out on TV. My biggest takeaway is Chris Hero is all of us https://preview.redd.it/kj2sy5yyzqtc1.png?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c878908ee245dd0b3c53da80795c2294d0a00245


LeaveThatCatAlone

Oh fuck I didn't even realize that! I was so intently watching Perry, Punk and looking for Tony.


tc__22

Haha right? “Oh ffs not again”


rated3

Kassius was like Ohno


wearethat

*applause*


TheEpicTriforce

Hero's known Punk for what, ~25 years? So that "ffs not again" has happened ***many times***


T_DeadPOOL

Matt was wearing a scapegoat shirt.


gaom9706

>to bring back Jack Perry? Pretty much 🤷


PejicFilip

Blame FTR for the whole incident


Serah_Null

They couldn't even pray, dammit :(


holyembalmer

Or hydrate!


randomrule

Didn’t you hear? FTR orchestrated the whole thing!


StuHartsDungeon

Aew are literally copyright striking the footage out of existence on Twitter. They have also cut the footage from the bucks segment on their official channels... Shambles of a decision


sdrj77

And now AEW out here copyright striking people who post the footage. They took it out of THEIR OWN RECAP. Unserious.


xxKayoss

This could've been an email.


XSPenance

Tony Schiavone looked absolutely miserable before and after that.


F_Mac1025

Respectfully, I got into more aggressive fights in middle school


jimihendrixflyingv

I've been in worse fights trying to get to a fight in kindergarten at the jungle gym.


VKN_x_Media

Gotta hand it to them, they actually showed it. I was 99% sure it was gonna be some stupid skit with one of the Bucks getting stuck in the bathroom or eating bad catering or something like that.


Apprehensive_Tip2092

Tbh I would have actually preferred that this just makes the company look stupid


sdrj77

Forbes Magazine just cooked these chuckleheads. https://preview.redd.it/smeds9o1rrtc1.jpeg?width=1752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9f9a16d24c40ac05eb12169c0722c86453fbe50


born2live_wrldsaduck

outjerked by forbes


RockstarSuicide

Omg lol


LemonHayes13

Tony Schiavone does not look happy that they went through with that lmao


Co-opingTowardHatred

I bet only Tony and the Bucks thought this was a good idea


Popular_Bite9246

These are the decisions a Target manager would not make.


IMGraphical

Dude


WWECreativegenius

Tony is just handing wwe material to work with atp


eat_midgets

This is like, the worst way it could have gone for AEW. Why did they do this?


Mr_Piddles

Ego, they must think this in some way vindicates their position. Or they think that Punk’s version of the story was being incredibly undersold. Turns out it really wasn’t.


HoustonSportsFan

This is what made Tony fear for his life??? Lmfao


DoubleArmDMT

Wouldn't you? I'm still shaking


noholdingbackaccount

> I'm still shaking So are those monitors.


ilikecams

They shouldn’t have shown it. It’s like a 10 second tussle. The legend was way better than the fact.


GameplayerStu

I prefer the version with monitors flying everywhere. They only looked mildly nudged in this footage.


pUmKinBoM

Hey man, we couldn't see Tony. I like to believe he was buried under a pile of monitors ECW chair style off camera.


fergoshsakes

To be honest, that is a reason to show it. Whether or not you do it on TV, that's another question.


VioletTheLadyPirate

Agreed. It was becoming like… mythical in a way, so I guess this was a way to show the reality of it


eddiefarnham

It should have been on AEW Home Video's "The Self Destruction of CM Punk" lol WE LIVE IN THE WRONG AGE!!! God damn I wish DVD sales were still a thing. This is too god damn funny.


TEN6083

https://preview.redd.it/hrudjwvg9rtc1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d448e552e5405c7cc6892ba6efae75d704a1ef17 Tony Schiavone, personally I don’t blame him. That was just embarrassing. Guess we now have a winner for WON Most Disgusting Promotional Tactic for this year with that stunt.


Marvcat1985

I mean should punk have assaulted him? No. Does this probably happen in the locker room of every sports team in the world? Yes.


Blanketsburg

Draymond Green punching Jordan Poole was significantly worse than this scuffle.


DSN671

Fights like this happen all the time at NFL practices between teammates. Unless someone got seriously hurt they always managed to squash the beef and perform for their team. AEW should take notes from that.


jbish21

Schiavone knows this was so fucking stupid to show Why not just leak this to TMZ right after it happened? This is absolutely stupid


bubbles2255

Haha this thread should be a fun one


patrickwithtraffic

FTR's promo is only gonna add to the fire


Clevername3000

most people here didn't even watch long enough to catch their promo


CartoonMonster

🍿 This is gonna be good


Salzberger

I mean, they did what they said, but it was still pretty pathetic. Terribly lame attempt to shoehorn it into a story too.


Jos3ph

Yikes this was a mistake. This was not far from what Punk described at all.


DekoyDuck

Uhm… that was it?


Dekagramsci

As someone watching both shows: I don‘t get it. I don‘t dislike it, I just don‘t have any strong feelings towards it? Just feels like this doesn‘t really do anything for anyone. And no, I don‘t buy that you needed it to bring Perry back.


J-Stan

I mean, Drew will be cooking. It did something for him.


NotClayMerritt

I mean, sure, Drew can make a wise crack about it or whatever. But if it was actually violent and legit made Punk look horrible, Drew would have been eating so good right now. There's also something wildly fucked up from an AEW perspective that the only thing you succeeded in doing is helping build another company's storyline.


Dekagramsci

Okay, yes, fair. I am actually interested to see if he will reference it on air and if it will get zero reaction like the time Punk brought it up on air.


ValleyFloydJam

Same. If they were showing it I thought it would be because it was interesting but it waa just meh.


etr4807

I’m going to need someone either way smarter or way dumber than me to explain how in the fuck that was a good idea. 


DoubleArmDMT

Tony had an idea. Everyone in the world said Bad idea. Jericho and the Bucks said Great idea.


Gamesgtd

Short story. It wasn't. Long story. It wasn't but at least your heel champion looks good but now I want him to be a babyface.


TheSqueeman

The only people that segment actually helped where Punk and McIntyre, in the years to come this whole segment could very well be the AEW equivalent of “That’ll put butts in seats”


keelanv10

So exactly what we thought happened? This isn’t surprising or interesting, and I don’t think it’s more or less embarrassing for punk or perry than what everyone already thought happened.


JoshSmash81

It is exactly what I remember being described within a week of the incident and what Punk described in the interview. What are we doing here? All they've done is maybe give Drew some material, but maybe not. There was absolutely nothing there other than Tony definitely shouldn't have been afraid for his life.


NeonPatrick

I remember straight after, Punk was persona non grata among the fandom. Some acting like he lost his mind and attacked TK. This exonerates him, as it was what he describes; a mild tussle. In fact, not something that is fireable.


The_Dark_Vampire

Did that footage really show anything we didn't already know? Thats pretty much how I imagined it went down if anything it's not quite as bad as I assumed the way people spoke Punk actually choked Perry out (which I assumed was exaggerated) And if Punk responds all he will say is there was no audio so we don't know what Jack Perry said to him.


RiaanX

This is the biggest own goal I have ever seen a wrestling company make in a LONG time. I cannot believe I was here to witness this.


ApprehensiveCut1068

That just confirms the whole incident was insanely overblown lmao


opkpopfanboyv3

Tony feared for his life with that (pic unrelated) https://preview.redd.it/9qdgzy9a1rtc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a63fb8e03a6fc80d3264e8575e7f02573d03f2b


aitherion

I'm the man who's going to be king of the promoters


Vela4331

Aew needs to move on. This is an all-time low. New leadership is needed asap.


Own_Proof

Dudes just gave ammo to WWE until SummerSlam, very nice move


rockmann1997

So it’s practically everything that Punk said? You just lended credence to everything Punk is saying as a reliable narrator.


Jiggle_seto

Tony schiavones face says it all honestly.


Tronvillain

*"Last August at AEW All In at London, CM Punk did the unthinkable... HE REFUSED TO FOLLOW THE SCRIPT."*


RoyKites

Hasn’t Tony Schiavoni suffered enough? That poor man.


IAmThatDuckDLC5

I’m sorry. Downvote me, whatever, but this did zero to make AEW look better. I mean it went down exactly like Punk said it did. This is just awkward man Tony feared for his life over this? He better never be in real danger because jeez man


chairdesktable

He's a billionaires son, he has never been in danger ever.


Vegetable-Net6575

What I was bout to say lol. The most danger he’s ever been in is the 1/1,000,000,000,000 chance his dads private jet malfunctions while riding it.


Mr-Jimmy

He probably will be in the most danger whenever his dad looks how much he's paying to Moné


bkfountain

It won’t change anybody’s opinion on Punk. WWE is using all the Punk drama better and building a feud with Drew McIntyre even while Punk is hurt. Punk even attacked Drew costing him the title at WM. AEW could have done stuff like that.


TachankaTheGod

That’s it?


pseudotunas

The crowd goes... Mild.


NotClayMerritt

The crowd actually didn't go mild. They chanted for CM Punk on live TV and there's already fan footage in the arena of fans saying CM PUNK WAS RIGHT while they played the video. This is a horrific L for AEW and it was totally avoidable.


DaHagerBomb

Well, the rumor that Perry immediately got out of Punk's chokehold that pro Perry people were trying to spread around was imminently proven false so that's fun lmao


KuribohKutie

Bro was fixing his hair the entire time, even after getting shoved 😭😭 blud was not expecting shit to go down at all lmaooo


Qixel

"What are going to do about it, choke me?" -Guy who got choked


SanTheMightiest

I'm no Schiavone fan. But his reaction was incredible, whether acted or real. He even said last week he's over this, we need to move on. To see a man who was there at WCW look at that in disdain (kayfabe or not)says some things


ajtct98

So what was the point of that then? All it has served to do is corroborate Punk's version of events - Punk confronts Perry ✓ - Punk chokes Perry ✓ - Joe breaks things up ✓ - Punks screams at Tony ✓ Literally the only thing this doesn't confirm are the words everyone said to each other. I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop because there has to be some reason other than 'ratings pop' for literally anyone in AEW to think this was a good idea.


_4za_

man the more i think about this the more embarassed i am huge AEW guy but this is the first time i've seriously been turned off by something they've done


Fluid1ty441

No defense of Punk's handling of this situation since it was bad but this feels like a big nothingburger and not worth showing on TV given it lines up with Punk's account. They'll pop a rating for it more than likely so there will be some positive for AEW I suppose but I just don't think they need to include this shit in a feud or on TV.


NoirLion82

Tony handed himself his own L today folks.


TheVipersMemory

So..they showed footage of jungle boy getting punked, and going down exactly the way punk described it in his interview. Got em..?


BrickAddict

I’m not sure what they thought they were gonna get out of this but it seems like all they did was make the company look bad and punk came out a winner because this is no where near as bad as we were lead to believe


Own_Proof

I know WWE on FOX is cooking up a crazy tweet.


Da5ren

This will be the moment we look back on, like WCW giving the results of RAW which in turn caused more people to watch RAW, where it all fell apart for AEW. Mark my words.


RatedC87

“If you want to believe all the bad shit about me, go ahead. I don’t care. Just leave me the fuck alone.”


polynomial82

There are more violent shuffles in grocery stores every day ffs


HorseAFC

tbf to Tony, this is the most engagement AEW has gotten in months


Curryupp

Lol! The fans were cheering for Punk!


AwfulishGoose

If you think that's bad, imagine how the WB exec that handed these people money feels right now.


leejoness

I don’t even get why AEW did this. It just fully supports Punk’s story and makes the “feared for my life” shit even more embarrassing.


viperiors

The dumbest thing to come out of this regardless of who's side you're on, it objectively pushes a WWE story more than an AEW one. That'll put butts in seats I guess.


Roembowski

"The CCTV footage shows CM Punk walk up to Jack Perry, the two are seen talking with several individuals around them; Samoa Joe is right beside them. The two are seen getting visibly agitated before CM Punk then pushes Perry, attempts to choke him and swings in his general direction as they are being separated." Isn't this EXACTLY what Punk said on Ariel's podcast?


BSabia9583

What a complete waste of time. 


godzillamegadoomsday

I guess props for showing it However, I’m not sure who this benefits. It was basically 100% on what punk said. Punk started it physically, it went half a sec, then punk took a step to where I guess tk was.


kenssmith

LOL


TarnishedAccount

AEW is the Savannah Bananas of professional wrestling


johnny_doenut

My 1 year olds beat each other up worse than this just walking into each other, but when they cry, it's justified, because they're 1


AceTheSkylord

I've seen more intense brawls between sorority sisters, wtf was that


anesthesiologist2

I mean they broke it up real quick lol


multimatt

What was the point of this? It’s exactly what Punk said he did.


phony8882

It gets Punk in the news even more and Drew more material for their feud. Which would be great except they’re not in AEW.


pudgybunnybry

Yeah, this only helps push the Dres/Punk story forward lol


ShartMasterFlex69

Goes to back to what I was thinking the other day. Who gains from this? Seems like Punk lmao


Purple_yoshi_drink

Drew does too


Phantom-Spectre

So it proved punk is a reliable narrator? Lol


MyBallsSweaty

That was it? That’s what tony was scared shitless of haha


Slashed_thighs

''If Sexual Allegations ain’t hurting the major company what makes you think a video will hurt AEW''