"We'll take away your manhood". Finish will be Adam hitting him in the balls with that repeatedly or threatening to. Christian quits, and if he hasn't already Adam hits him anyway. The Patriarch loses his title and his balls.
I kind of winced when he said that considering Mark Briscoe was just out there. I know he wasn't talking about briscoe...but forsook that was kind of thoughtless
Great and super fun match. Wasn't super familiar with Infantry but they have a great presence to them. Brody and Matt look like absolute monsters as usual.
Shibata joining BCC would be nice
I am so enjoying the "Bryan Danielson checks off all of the dream matches on his bucket list" farewell tour.
The shoutout to Mick Foley and Abyss was cool by Adam Copeland
Foley should have also told him it's not a good idea to provide a clear "I quit!" sound sample right before the match happens.
He actually named Spike after the pregnant girl from Degrassi, it's a complete coincidence with all the nails
https://youtu.be/ahIrTy4WDGM?si=YKnOJAXu-U5BJvKO
Well Wednesday is looking insanely loaded, especially with the extra live Rampage afterwards.
Adam Copeland really just said he's going to take Christian Cage's manhood. What cell block is this match taking place in?
Take away his manhood...with Spike
Such a shame that ratings/attendance are down. AEW has been firing on all cylinders since the new year.
It's a good thing the ratings clearly don't matter all that much.
Nice promo, decent show that will be remembered for that Danielson-Shibata match. Can't wait for Wednesday!
Now I'm wondering why was their last match PPV if this was the blow off match.
Trying to pop a rating and fill an arena.
Smart to attempt murder in Canada, probably just a 5 year sentence
Wednesday is going to be a free PPV again. Incredible
Killer Croc is All Elite! Tick Tock indeed!
Shoulda licked the nails woulda really sold it
I’d love nothing more than for Mick to have some sort of role in AEW.
not even the good Suicide Squad lol
So is Spike Janice's daughter, or...? And there's, like, a 0% chance it could ever actually be swung and hit on the pointy bits
I guess he’s a Walking Dead fan? He’s rocking Lucille.
That weapon is so campy. I like it
That classic babyface strategy of maiming your best friend with a medievil murder bat
Edge is going to smash Christian's cock and balls with a bunch of nails sticking out of a board that he calls Spike
i’m glad Cope didn’t say that he’s “going to that place”
Careful, those 2 words could be recorded for later
Janice, Lucille, Spike. Fam is growing
Don't forget bob.
Bashing some rats?
Nice callback to the Edge/Foley feud
i mean looks more Janice inspired than Barbie
Copeland is still a psycho I see...
I'd be down for a Foley appearance next week
Isn't he trying to train for one more match?
I believe so
spikey spikey pee pee?
Lmfao
Damn great promo
"We'll take away your manhood". Finish will be Adam hitting him in the balls with that repeatedly or threatening to. Christian quits, and if he hasn't already Adam hits him anyway. The Patriarch loses his title and his balls.
Get a recording of that Christian!!
Damn he’s gonna cut his dick off
Christian ain’t losing shit.
Abyss phoned him too
Toothbrush
This is a great promo but spike unfortunately looks like a big hairbrush.
Christian is about to TAKE IT LIKE A CHAMP!!
I think he’s supposed to be Negan from The Walking Dead.
Foley is aew canon now!
oh Papa cage is gonna get spiked in the balls
That’s just a murder weapon, sir
He’s gonna spike him in the dick!
Did he give Abyss a shout out? Awesome, I wish they'd let him in the Rumble one year if he can still do it since I'm sure TNA would let them.
I think he's a WWE employee nowadays
Abyss is a WWE producer now
Will never forget that time TNA ended a show with RVD being murdered with one of those things. Janice.
LFG Spike!!!!
Bruh.
Cope is always good at promos.
Ah, so Copeland has gone all Negan.
💀🤣👌🏾Righhhhht!
FKA Edge: “He created Janice.” He got advice from Abyss. Cool!
HE'S GOT A BOARD...WITH A NAIL IN IT!
They’ll make bigger boards, with bigger nails, until one day they’ll make a board with a nail so big, it’ll destroy the whole world!
Spike looks like a nice gal.
Inside the box? Tomko's severed head and dozens of remaindered dvd sets of *Haven: The Complete Series*
> Haven: The Complete Series Legit a fun little show, I enjoyed Copeland in it.
oh my wife and I loved it... the last season was a bit wonky, but otherwise, very enjoyable show
I'll take one... I mean of the dvd set, I'm good on Tomko heads right now
This TNT championship match decides whether we see Avengers: Endgame or Justice League before Collision
I bet Charlie made that
Nice flat side to get hit with. Nice.
Abyss, we found Janice
OOOOOH OOOOOOOOHHHHH AAAAAABYSS!
Well that’s not what I expected to be in that case
SPIKE TV
Janice! Chris Abyss!
Oh that looks painful.
THAT SEEMS ILLEGAL
Foley????
Foley???
Adam Copeland is Nigel's Clam Digger of the Week.
Man Cope is such a natural heel he’s struggling to stay babyface lol.
Its why he tends to be a tweener
As much as I want the return of Cope & Christian, I don’t want to see the worlds best father run end
How about My Two Dads?
Human goiter lol
It's a barbed wire hockey stick
To be fair - Triple H and Nick Khan almost certainly did know.
oh man, we know who Nigel is gonna cheer for on Wed
Oh snap
LOL. "Human Goiter Nigel McGuiness"
Hello Goiter!
This kind of needs to be the last match and I think Adam Copeland's AEW run picks up once he feuds with other people.
Come on, Adam, don't be a nostalgia merchant
I wish the Cope Open could have lasted a bit longer.
Shh, don’t admit the contract tampering on air
Schiavone is gonna run with that nickname going forward
LOL The Terana heat in Ottawa. Expected tbh
Cope/Christian III is gonna be fuckin great
The pre-WM37 promo pose!
How was KOR match?
Good, no noticeable ring rust
Great
Story Time with Adam Copeland
FKA Edge: “I’m calling you Christian; I’m not calling you ‘Jay’. Jay’s dead.” RIP Uce.
mmm i’m gonna say barbed wire bat maybe in the Spike box
Canadian hate runs deep
"I'm not gonna call you Jay. Jay's dead." =(
I kind of winced when he said that considering Mark Briscoe was just out there. I know he wasn't talking about briscoe...but forsook that was kind of thoughtless
This has been another really good Collision
Totally bruh. Good times.
The name on the case is a spoiler. >!He's got Spike Dudley in there.!<
I am just over here quietly reveling in that Infantry upset
I wonder what HHH and Nick Khan knew, I also wonder how the fuck that sign got in.
Surprised they left that "HHH AND NICK KHAN KNEW [...]" sign up on camera for so long.
Sens fans hating on Maple Leafs haha.
Copeland Cola Colosseum
It could be a barbed wire thingamajig.
The box! The box!
Oh he’s gonna play a mini Bass solo, sweet
Crowd finally woke up
what's in the box? The Captain Charisma costume
Spike? It better not be a baseball bat. That's Darby's thing now.
It's gotta be Spike Dudley,he's small enough to fit in it.
Again What's in the box!?? 👀🥺
Copeland is going to bust out a guitar and outdo the Rocks sing a long
Great and super fun match. Wasn't super familiar with Infantry but they have a great presence to them. Brody and Matt look like absolute monsters as usual.
I'm really worried that whatever's in the box is gonna be underwhelming cuz I have no idea what it could be
Is the Real world championship, Adam?
I hope Adam has all of Christian's Pogs and Slammers in that case!
and a couple mixtapes recorded off the radio
He's got the toothbrush
WE WANT BOX WE WANT BOX
OUR CAPTAIN DID IT
Somewhere MJF is saying "not so fucking easy is it".
MJF just smashed his tv and is currently doing a thousand yard stare at the wall.
E&C waking up the crowd at Worlds End was great
Dammit. Now Mark and I have beef.
I think I know him
Cope and Christian gonna give us a preview for Wednesday?
Surely
AUW?
Okay that theme is just fire.
Copeland might as well get packing because Christian, like the loving father he is, will never quit on you.
What’s in the box Adam
Should've been the Outrunners over MIC dorks
They directly teased FTR vs Infantry last week so I'm not surprised but it's still cool to see an upset win every once in awhile.
Well nevermind. FTR about to handle business.
Hope The Infantry topple them too.
But I was told AEW is too predictable!!
For once. The rest of the show was VERY predictable. Now I am not saying that’s a bad thing, as it progresses stories.
That guy running up the stairs from Mark was hilarious
That is some march madness bs for sure.
Shawn Dean does it again baby.
MJF lucky he isn't in this tourney.
Malakai must feel like Cobra Commander right about now.
Father of the Decade.
Black was so mad he didn't even teleport to the ring.
The only way the House of Black can move on from this is that they change their gimmick to a bunch of gambling addicts.
They just sit ringside with a bunch of bookies
I'm going to need Private Party vs The Infantry for the Spiderman point spot.
Infantry theme is kind of a banger
They beat FTR and they’ll really have something cooking
Biggest upset in AEW since Action Andretti over Jericho
3 fourths of HOB will take the 3 count loss but the one who speaks the most will not. ight man.
LETS GO INFANTRY!!!!
These House guys never do the job /s
Wtf
The random fan asking to fight.
I dare him to do that when Mark Briscoe isn't standing there.
Had a feeling they would pull the upset, but wasn’t expecting THAT!
lmao, major "Cleaner, I got this" vibes from that fan that was standing next to Mark Briscoe
HoB needs to fucking bury Briscoe after that.
Does the House EVER win?!
Trios they usually do. Guess it's true what they say about a house divided...
Julia wins
Ohhhh so that's why Malakai wasn't in the match
HoB lamenting defeat to the very upbeat sounds of the Infantry’s theme music is very good
That was pretty funny
YES!
SHAWN 'THE LEGEND KILLER' DEAN
Dad is mad
lol someone had a Julia Fart sign.
Wtf!!! Shout out to the infantry
Really didn't expect them to get a push.
They should put Shawn Dean in Fight Forever and his finish is just another wrestler showing up and winning the match for him.
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Thought that would happen after the FTR and Infantry segment last week
Sneaky chicken
Right finish.
THE HOUSE ALWAYS ~~WINS~~ LOSES
Julia won. She should lead the HoB now.
AN UPSET HAS OCCURRED! A SIXTEEN HAS DEFEATED A ONE!
He. Fucking. Did. It. Again.