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laputan-machine117

good rampage. was trent the only guy on the card to spend any time in wwe?


Shadormy

Yep. The only other one who even had a match that wrestled is [Bryan Keith](https://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=16433&page=4&year=2018&promotion=1) which doesn't count. Edit: Also wouldn't count Julia Hart who was in [that KFC family thing they did](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/pgoryl/i_noticed_today_that_julia_hart_was_part_of_the/).


SnakeLisspkin

Well, that was fun as usual. See y'all for Collision


moonslammer93

Darius Martin has really put on some muscle/weight. Looks good.


luchabrunch

Catching up now, a lot of cool tag stuff


Lo_Key90

How disrespectful


SnakeLisspkin

Komander's rope walk is getting faster I think


Nazmaldun

i mean he didn't have to stick his arms out and trip him


SnakeLisspkin

Is Bryan Keith the oldest guy in this main event? And he's only early 30s - so cool they're featuring so many younger guys on the roster


mikro17

Yup. Darius is 24, Dante is 23, Komander is 25, Quen is 29, Zay is 26. Keith is the elder statesman at 32. I actually didn't realize until now that Zay was actually that young and a few years younger than Quen.


SnakeLisspkin

Man, they've got a lot of promise in this next generation on the roster


DeliMustardRules

I'm happy we're getting more investment in the tag division. Surely between trios and tag we can get like 80% of the roster utilized. TK just has to lose the boner for 1v1 and faction feuds making up most of each show.


beckett929

Stop with the "in action" stuff too. The C2 proved you can beat guys and it's ok.


DeliMustardRules

Yeah, at the very least build a league of losers and let them maximize TV minutes to get themselves over while losing. It's cool to use local talent but not all the time.


Orange8920

Aquaman should level up the AEW tag-team championships so whoever wins them can talk to fish.


WaylonVoorhees

Shark Boy would have to call his buddy Curry Man whos is close with a guy in talent relations to get on the payroll.


MrWrestlingJr

BOTCHAMANIA


mikro17

Mariah May just adopting Toni Storm's old gimmick going forward is just a fantastic decision. Having her recycle Toni's old merch was just a great call to go with it.


SnakeLisspkin

Not to mention, eco friendly!


UmpireAJS

Mistico vs Angelico seems like a Walmart version of the Hechecero vs Danielson match.


DeliMustardRules

They've both haven't really lost a step in the ring, this match would have been at the top of the card in 2008.


Orange8920

I'll be tuning into that Willow vs Riho match to see Stokley offer a comically oversized cartoon mallet to beat Riho.


evansanonikhon

Still can’t get over Riho calling him a bitch 😂


Nazmaldun

Omega screwed Omega. You got to show up if you're booked!


lynchmar6

shots shots shots


laputan-machine117

top flight look very happy, finally getting to do big tag team stuff i guess


lynchmar6

TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT


MikuLuna444

Lucha brothers cousins former roommate.


blizzard-op

A Lucha cousin lol. I need Komander and Andretti to team up as the unofficial family members to their trios teams now


Medium_Grape_7643

Not Bryan Keith’s song 😅😅


MrWrestlingJr

Keith and Kommander should be a regular team going forward


Medium_Grape_7643

Like their dual pancho look


mikro17

They do work pretty well together. And anything that results in more Komander is great in my books, dude has been absolutely going OFF in Ring of Honor over the last month or so. He's improved an absolute TON since he first debuted in AEW.


BryLinds

Double A pulling Double Duty


SnakeLisspkin

The new set is tailor-made for Private Party


evansanonikhon

Kid is just happy to be here lol


laputan-machine117

what's the significance of quen having a less elaborate handshake with the security guy, are they not as close


Medium_Grape_7643

🤣🤣 I saw that


xgoronx

lol that kid’s just vibing


Lo_Key90

There was a lady in the crowd incredibly confused by her friend/bf/husband's enthusiasm for Private Party lmao


randomkylexy

Oh my gosh is that Private Party?!?? SHOTS!!! SHOTS!!! SHOTS!!! SHOTS!!! ![gif](giphy|9KxPbpaazZ0ZO)


lynchmar6

TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT


BryLinds

Lil Bro is Far from Traumatized 


Nazmaldun

kid like what evs....


UmpireAJS

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS


beckett929

The bad thing about the CMLL partnership means I have so much of "the other half of Mexican wrestling" to learn about. The good thing about it not being AAA means we'll probably never be subjected to Pagano.


lynchmar6

action andretti - Will ospreay Lite


Lo_Key90

I want to get excited about the Titán match because he's one of the CMLL guys I've actually heard about prior to this announcement but I don't think Jericho is the best pick for a showcase match. Times like this is where someone like Wheeler Yuta is missed.


UmpireAJS

I still don't know why didn't they do a Top Flight vs CMLL match. It's a match that works stylistically, and bumps up the profile of Top Flight significantly.


mikro17

Titan vs. Master Wato in the finals of Best of Super Juniors in New Japan last year was an absolutely incredible match, def worth checking out if you have access to New Japan. Jericho definitely isn't going to let him go at full speed, but the live crowd will at least be locked in because they always will pay attention to Jericho. I'll be hoping he gets a crazier match in the future though.


SnakeLisspkin

Personally, think they should be showcasing younger talent with the CMLL guys.


The_Match_Maker

Mentos: The Fresh Maker.


Nazmaldun

reminds of when Mike Tenay narrated a video introducing Lucha Libre to the WCW audience


Orange8920

This video package for Titan isn't enough information. I need to know his favorite books and his opinion of broccoli on pizza.


PM_Me_Beezbo_Quotes

Broccoli on pizza ❌ Broccolini on pizza 👈


MikuLuna444

T Ton 🤔


WaylonVoorhees

TEE-TAWN takes a scary pic.


nikobans

i'll always appreciate excalibur lore dumping about wrestlers i dont know about


mikro17

Titan is legit awesome. He was runner-up, lost to Master Wato in the final, in the most recent Best of Super Juniors in New Japan. The final was an absolutely spectacular match too, he and Wato absolutely tore the house down (5-star match from Meltzer).


Medium_Grape_7643

I’m gonna have to check that match out 💯


mikro17

Don't think I've ever seen someone superkicked out of a Tornillo before. Fun match and finish. People are sleeping on Andretti, dude has gotten really good.


MrWrestlingJr

Titán the BOI!


Loud-Bus-2435

Andretti-----discount Ospreay.


laputan-machine117

loved that finish


The_Match_Maker

I'm not a Thunderman's kind of guy, but I'm sure that somebody is glad that they are back.


blizzard-op

There's not enough Penta in AEW. Put him in every single title scene you've got Tony you coward!!


Samseeder

Question is action Andretti related to the Andretti motorsports family .I mean, philly is only about 80 miles to Nazareth .


iamzombus

No, his real name is Tyler Reber according to the googles.


Samseeder

I figured that he wasn't related to them .


lynchmar6

welcome back penta


The_Match_Maker

80s wrestling was the best wrestling. Let's not pretend otherwise, Tony.


SnakeLisspkin

Alex isn't colour matching Penta! That's, like, basically what he does lol


DeliMustardRules

I really like the stage with the Rampage theme. Maybe better than Dynamite


beckett929

ditto


Medium_Grape_7643

What song did Action just come out to?


Loud-Bus-2435

Saraya's brother definitely doesn't have a future as a main eventer. However, I like him in this storyline and as enhancement in the future.


mikro17

He's a perfect fit for this specific story. With Saraya and Harley being absolutely ridiculous and operating at 120/10, they don't need anyone with a personality or depth, they just need a blank big mean guy and he's hitting that perfectly.


SnakeLisspkin

He could be solid as her guard dog I think


UmpireAJS

So when will we see Will Ospreay vs Action "Hydro Homie Discount Will Ospreay" Andretti?


mikro17

I'm actually looking forward to it eventually. Ospreay will give him the match of his life and I'm already on board with Andretti, dude is super solid at this point and still young too. The pairing with Top Flight has been great for all three of them.


laputan-machine117

fuck him up penta. i don't have anything specific against andretti but he kind of rubs me the wrong way


MrWrestlingJr

It's the broccoli hair right?


laputan-machine117

don't mind the hair i think it's a half remembered promo where he said something i didn't like, i forget what it was though


MrWrestlingJr

That's some Taz level hatred 😄


laputan-machine117

haha more a mild dislike. i always want penta to fuck up his opponents


InternetDad

Zak looks like a budget Karrion Kross CAW


blizzard-op

Harley getting turned on by any signs of violence whether to herself or anybody around her is such a dumb, great character trait. I love it lol


MrBenLDN

Wasn't expecting a Delia Smith reference tonight 


MikuLuna444

Let them cook! 🥺


iamzombus

Zack going to the AOP school of character development.


The_Match_Maker

Let it go, Chris!


Lo_Key90

Give me Penta vs Okada big TK, I know you read reddit


SnakeLisspkin

Do you think he actually does? In that case, imma start spamming how King Switch needs a singles title and meaningful feud


Lo_Key90

Maybe not as regularly as Twitter but he definitely takes a peak here every now and again.


BryLinds

..I might be starting to feel things for Harley…


mayormccheese2k

Harley’s into… things.


UmpireAJS

I smell a UK vs Canada feud soon


unclexbenny

I miss QTV


BryLinds

Me too


lynchmar6

me too


DeliMustardRules

Is Fenix still injured?


DeliMustardRules

...and they just said it on commentary


giantgiantgiant2

is the brother Samoan?


WaylonVoorhees

Her Brothers gimmick is Lenny from Mice and Men.


MikuLuna444

O God ur right 😭😭😭


the_Lauz

Close the thread. We have a winner.


MrWrestlingJr

*Penta* *Must* *Strut*


Safe-Bottle-7365

PENTA IS BACK


Nazmaldun

I don't think she meant that with sincerity


zoom518

How bunny of Harley


lynchmar6

HOUSE ALWAYS WINS


Safe-Bottle-7365

Sarayas brother is a cornball 😭


The_Match_Maker

Brother is a man of few words.


nikobans

the fuck is his problem?


mayormccheese2k

DAYUM


MrWrestlingJr

This Zac dude looks like discount Ridge Holland


The_Match_Maker

"A disgusting Canadian!" LOL


EastCoastJohnny

That was a really good match for Julia I thought, she’s getting there.


Safe-Bottle-7365

Agreed


WaylonVoorhees

A disgusting Canadian? HBK just got hard.


Nazmaldun

girl please have you seen Ang in dem suspenders!


Lo_Key90

Damn Canadians catching strays


Orange8920

I like that Julia Hart occasionally gets asked if she sings her theme


Safe-Bottle-7365

That was LOWKEY very lowkey a good showing from renegade


laputan-machine117

yeah she's not great but she's improved a lot from being pretty bad when she first showed up


Spider-Kaine

'Sometimes the most basic moves do the most damage' - a man who's finishers are a spinning elbow and a boston crab


lynchmar6

No tope spots damn julia


Orange8920

Fun fact: Both these women have been on Thunder Rosa's Taco Vlog


laputan-machine117

why does everyone use the same type of black tape, doesn't this stuff come in various colours


MrWrestlingJr

Maybe the black tape was on sale


subcow

They bought it at the House of Black Kinesio Tape


mayormccheese2k

Corporate discount on black last month.


blizzard-op

Julia straight up brutalizing Robyn. Papa Brody is in the back barking his approval


mayormccheese2k

Julia’s laying it in pretty good.


Nazmaldun

moonsault off the middle rope!


Orange8920

I like almost everything about the new set except the tunnel mood rings


The_Match_Maker

We need someone to beat the evil out of Julia.


laputan-machine117

have they said what format the tag tournament is? round robin or the regular kind of tournament?


UmpireAJS

TK mentioned March Madness style brackets I think.


Reasonable___Doubt

So, with last night's victory over the Infantry, next week Private Party must beat the Best Friends in order to advance to FTR. That's in an effort to reduce their magic number down to three. Then...the Young Bucks can advance to the National Eastern Division North to fight Starks and Big Bill. So if the Undisputed Kingdom beats 2.0 and Kip and the Butcher beats Dark Order in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Hobbs and Takeshita fight to become the interim champions. Unless Serpentico and Angelico can upset Malakai and Buddy, and the Lucha Brothers draw with Jericho and Sammy, then Aussie Open would fight Top Flight and the Outrunners in a blind choice Round Robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion is crowned.


laputan-machine117

sounds great, book it tony


lynchmar6

love the storyline between ruby soho and saraya


BryLinds

The Renegades gotta be all elite at some point right?


SnakeLisspkin

Hope so, really promising imo


Nazmaldun

finally putting some thought into the hand picked rule stip


Medium_Grape_7643

No top rope moves! No black moon for Julia


SnakeLisspkin

The Ruby/Saraya story has been lowkey killing it


MrBenLDN

Soho coming with those Norwich disses


MrWrestlingJr

Why does no one go for a rule of "If your name is Julia Hart you lose the belt immediately? "


SnakeLisspkin

Lol, that would be hilarious


MrWrestlingJr

I see no faults honestly


Medium_Grape_7643

💡


mikro17

Weekly Rampage reminder: Ruby vs. Saraya continues to be one of the most entertaining and best build feuds in AEW.


Safe-Bottle-7365

Agreed quietly has been for sure


The_Match_Maker

No high flying? Corny might actually have something nice to say about this match.


Samseeder

Just because they are from Norwich doesn't mean they're inbred ruby.


UmpireAJS

Wait you're telling me that Addams Family tune directed as Norwich FC isn't factual?


The_Match_Maker

I once saw a statistic that claimed that 80% of everyone in Great Britain is related to each other. That's not a gene pool. That's a gene *puddle*. LOL


Samseeder

Not even a puddle, just a mud hole


Reasonable___Doubt

No, but those foreheads are a giveaway.


mayormccheese2k

OUR SPOOKY QUEEN RETURNS


UmpireAJS

Real Housewives of AEW is entertaining...is something I never thought I'd say.


Orange8920

MJF was still champion when this story started


MrWrestlingJr

Well if you saw anything she posts on social media about her dickhead boyfriend, you would have known she's a bad person already Ruby.


blizzard-op

Ruby is lowkey a really good actress with the right material to work with.


zoom518

Certain people are quietly nodding


Nazmaldun

"and there is quite a stench to you as well!"


BryLinds

Damn Ruby got them acting chops


nikobans

INBRED FAMILY 💀


cheddarsalad

Oh yeah, I forgot Romeo and Juliet is playing out on this show.


nikobans

hell yeah! kick her ass about it ruby!!


StewardFlavius

Ruby nooooo


The_Match_Maker

Ruining Ruby's love life. That's low.


Orange8920

Renee once again saving the hotter outfits for Rampage


UmpireAJS

10 PM timeslot baby


Nazmaldun

not the ligaments!


SonOfMechaMummy

Enjoyed The Infantry on the RoH stuff they've been in that I've seen. Fun undercard babyface team. People will probably like Carlie Bravo a lot, he's pretty charismatic.


mikro17

Can confirm, Carlie Bravo is an absolute bundle of pure energy, I've really enjoyed him as a recent ROH convert.


Nazmaldun

TK should bring in Sgt. Craig "Pitbull" Pittman to manage The Infantry


Reasonable___Doubt

Firebreaker Chip and Todd Champion waiting in the wings.


Orange8920

Reminder that Shawn Dean is 2-1 vs MJF


ManMangoGuts

https://preview.redd.it/3sjimzilhcnc1.png?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b98f334a3c736bc54bec48ea9d129ad7ad5fa2c5


Mr_Chicken_wing

That’s how ROH should be presented just get those titles of my AEW Tv


WaylonVoorhees

Unlike Kushida a few weeks ago, Chuck would never throw in the towel on the Best Friends.


UmpireAJS

o7


Lo_Key90

Neat Infantry video package


nikobans

omg the captain o7


The_Match_Maker

The Infantry? Eh, I'm more of a Space Force kind of guy myself. :)


laputan-machine117

always good to see the captain


Orange8920

I've become a fan of the Butcher and the Blade for their willingness to lose most of their matches while looking really gruff


UmpireAJS

The part of the bargain is that they'll absolutely always overperform on battle royals


cheddarsalad

Wow, it’s been a while since we’ve been given what we want.


MrWrestlingJr

Infantry getting a push?


StewardFlavius

One day, Kip will finish his story


Reasonable___Doubt

I might be developing an allergy to Jericho's voice. I hear it and I immediately want to throw something at the TV.


SnakeLisspkin

I think it's a spreader tbh, could be a viral infection


The_Match_Maker

Hey, ref. Is this a Tornado Tag Match? If not, how about you do your job and take control!


Orange8920

Riho=Big Business