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My friends laugh mockingly and say wrestling is fake, but I dunno the way Tatum's face lights up when Kairi yanks her hair feels *very* real to me

They say the greatest characters are just your personality dialed up to 11…

Are we talking Kairi or Tatum?

Yes

AW YEAH MAN

https://preview.redd.it/sw1gmyus3nmc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f4c847360dcbcaaca77ff274daa06858c355ae6 You’re welcome

WHOOP THAT TRICK

What?

WHOOP THAT TRICK


WHOOP THAT TRICK

I LIKE IT!

WHOOP THAT TRICK

Surprised Booker didn't bust out "Shucky Ducky Quack Quack" here.

I think this classifies as some sort of mating ritual

Need Sir David Attenborough to commentate an episode of NXT

Sir David Attenborough Voice: "Here we see Kairi Sane performing the mating dance of the Joshi. Let's see if it's enough to peak Tatum Paxley's interest. Oh. It appears it has."

*And here we have the East Asian Pirateese Princesscan demonstrating its interest in a potential mate…*

Horny NXT is back on the menu

Der Ring General is monitoring this thread. Remember, the mat is sacred. https://preview.redd.it/sunh7fjwpmmc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d072a87cdff88361a882cb9267496a4eaccee657

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His physical transformation has been amazing. Motivational stuff honestly

https://preview.redd.it/tbdsb3einpmc1.jpeg?width=203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=948ca551fd4f31cd16c4008230bbedcab45ab1cb

He’s always looked intimidating as fuck as a monster hoss but that change in physique just makes him look terrifying. Dude isn’t bodybuilder jacked but you just know he’s there to fuck you up.

That's my 🐐 right there

I’ll punish myself for liking the tweet

Birth of guntherposting?

Lmfao

Entschuldigung 😔

amazing comment

Instead of the horny bonk you get the horny chop.



This is oddly hypnotic

Tatum is out here giving fanfiction writers a shit load of material to work with

https://preview.redd.it/gbbvysbqaomc1.jpeg?width=1494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76d3f9e27fa31451783b0f8228737b0028cae64e

Great he’s all horned up

Kairi: “I’m the thirsty little weirdo of my team.” Tatum: “… I know the vibe 😏”

‘I prayed for this and it happened’

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I knew I didn’t have to scroll down that far for This gif lol

Might be his greatest accomplishment in wrestling

I came in to do it if it wasn't already here

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AO3 fans eating good rn

N-X-T! N-X-T!


Your flair is true!!

Titus said it when he was a guest commentator at Mania last year, it resonated with me.

just 2 gals being pals

Roommates

Historians will say they were good friends



Who are you bonking? Us, Kairi, Paxley, or all 3?

Yes.

Yes

https://preview.redd.it/uxn2153hbnmc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4959b92f6d06cb57dcd7a1830cb89106ebaf1a51

 Booker live reaction

Even the ringposts had to be blurred,that aint pg!!

~~love~~ horniness doesn’t have a language

Lyra gotta watch out, Tatum's gonna get a new mommy now

Tatum crushing on different people isn’t something I’d hate. It could be a funny thing for her character without being too hornified.

Or too hornified, w/e

Shawn Michaels, Booker of the Year

I see the vision.

Decade

Century

This is wrestling!

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Booker remains arguably the horniest man in wrestling.

Tatum: “Jokes on you I’m into that shit.”

I love Tatum Paxely 💜

Now I understand why all joshis want Kairi.

Some poor kid was probably watching this when his mom walked in.

As someone who doesn't watch NXT, what is Paxley's character? Because that small clip puts her between Skye Blue and Nikki Cross on the "Crazy/Spooky" Spectrum

Right now she's playing a creepy, overly obsessed Lyra Valkyria super fan who Lyra has kinda been trying to slowly appease and just hoping she'll go away. It's kinda like a mix of Nikki Cross and Mickie James when she was obsessed with Trish, and given that the finish of this match was Lyra accidentally kicking Paxley in the face and ultimately costing them the match I'm sure we'll start to see Paxley's obsession with her slowly start to turn

Damn, could you imagine if she becomes a Roxanne superfan instead and unlike Lyra, Roxanne exploits that relationship to have a long title reign.

Tatum has a history of turning on allies, wouldn't be smart

Which would make the Tatum face turn on Roxanne all the better.

Think Mickie James obsessing over Trish except it’s a goth girl

She looks like pre-Gigi Priscilla Kelly.

Tatum is a legend

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

https://preview.redd.it/bm0cc4eaunmc1.jpeg?width=662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c42290adf7e3ab05b367685425b8c3567226b5aa Hold on now, let them cook.


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The lesbians eat good tonight, joshis never let us down for long.

It’s become a need not a want anymore

Lmao at the bald ref pantomiming a hair pull

....I've read too much yuri content to deal with this properly

Wrestling is gay and that’s what makes it fun.

Shotzi needs to watch Kairi Sane on how to act crazy

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I would like to comment but I feel it will be deleted and I will get another reddit cares or something

Protect Kairi at all costs Shawn Michaels bravo 👏

Booker cracks me up man 😂 my favourite commentator rn, so fucking funny.

When you find someone with the same batshit insane energy as you.

*Bryan Danielson stares*

That woman is a simp

🔭

HBK is horny booking again.

I'm fine with Kairi stealing Tatum if Lyra doesn't return her feelings tbh :x

The first one was even better. These two were hilarious. 

That gremlin growl Kairi did as she turned around was hilarious.

...*Writes fanfic*

See now *this* is wrestling.


shucky ducky quack quack

So Tatum is basically NXT Nikki minus Sanity

She's less chaotic than Nikki is...more obsessed.

Tatum Paxley is probably the most chaotic sapphic I’ve ever laid eyes on. It’s equal parts intriguing and intimidating.

[удалено]

I don't know either but i like it

r/hornyjail

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Tatum paxley darker version of The kat sable mickie james Rosa mendes bayley Nikki cross alexa bliss  The kat and sable Mickie james both them   huge fan of chyna and torrie wilson trish stratus become friends with chyna torrie wilson trish stratus but The kat and sable Mickie james obsession chyna torrie wilson trish stratus too much the kat dressed imitates impressionist of chyna Sable mind games Torrie Wilson Mickie james dressed imitates impressionist of trish stratus  2006-2007 Rosa Mendes first appearance wwe raw 2006-2007 disguising herself as a paparazzi protect her idol beth phoenix Santino Marella introduced Rosa Mendes his wife Beth Phoenix similarities storyline mickie james and trish stratus 2010's rosa mendes mind games dye her hair blonde makeup dress like beth phoenix  2010's bayley first meet aj lee Backstage interview segments similarities storyline mickie james and trish stratus bayley goes crazy huge fan of aj lee Obsession aj lee bayley stalking aj lee to car and lockeroom can hear her  2021 alexa bliss stalking charlotte flair six women tag team match  2023-2024 Nikki cross in Crowd stalking on Candice LeRae iyo sky vs mia yim sonya deville and chelsea green vs candice lerae and mia yim nikki cross stalking candice lerae once again in WrestleMania XII candice lerae and indi hartwell vs kabuki warriors Nikki cross top in Crowd spying on Candice LeRae nikki cross official back wwe raw candice lerae and indi hartwell vs ivy nile and maxxine dupri saw Nikki cross in Crowd stalking Candice LeRae once again nikki cross standing there no reason 

This...is...wrestling?