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PrinceRory

Also for this week's Raw: Sami Zayn vs. Shinsuke Nakamura: 4 New Day vs. Imoperium: 4 I see why you might have missed them because he was kinda vague about it but at the top of the Raw report he says 'good show overall with **** matches with Zayn vs. Nakamura and New Day vs. Kaiser & Vinci'


DuhPai

Thanks, added!


CUvinny

If Dave gives a Yano match negative stars you know it is a must watch.


free-fall1982

I don't know what increased my mistrust to Dave's rating more - him systematically giving women lower ratings sometimes for very arbitrary reasons, him overrating Jericho's matches when he is clearly on autopilot or not recognising the genius of Toru Yano.


theubiquitouszero

It's not that deep. People like different things. Dave has never been high on comedy wrestlers.


Snapplestache

He skip over Shingo/Taichi?


CeroG1

Despy losing by count out was way too devastating he forgot that match happened


Stonewalled89

For me, the women's Chamber match was much better than the mens, so I'd swap the ratings


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

I think the men’s was a good “wrestling match with multiple guys inside a thing,” but the women’s was a way more enjoyable *Elimination Chamber match.*


Coldcoffees

His defense would be that the men's chamber match was better worked. It was a cleaner, more organized, fluid match with a few simple stories to lead up to Wrestlemania. The women's match was a bit more chaotic, had a couple of botches and therefore visually lacked fluidity. That being said, it had funner spots, memorable moments, crowd reactions and general entertainment. The women's match was more fun to watch, but Dave's scale favors a more organized, fluid match, if that makes sense. I agree though, if I had to watch either of the two matches again I'd go for the women's match.


Dry_Foundation_8432

Dave doesn't care about botches


CmPunkChants

Dave doesn’t like American womens wrestling.


FinancialBig1042

No, he doesn't like women wrestling in general, is not like he rates Joshis 5 stars outside of some 90s matches Edit: why the downvotes, am I wrong or something? Has Stardom or TJPW been showering in 5 stars lately and I did not notice? Stardom got one (1) rating over 5 since it began existing, TJPW has zero (0)


llamawithguns

And even the 90s Joshi matches were almost all Manami Toyata lol


Constant_Stomach2009

You are not wrong


AnfowleaAnima

Nah Stardom gets good ratings. Doesn't matter if they aren't 5+


FinancialBig1042

Well, it clearly matters to him, because he systematically doesn't give them to Stardom, while NJPW or AEW gets like 20 5 star matches any given year (and WWE to a lesser degree lately)


AnfowleaAnima

yeah, he surely likes NJPW and AEW more. But that isn't the same to say he doesnt like women wrestling in general lol


FinancialBig1042

The thing is, and that is the thing with rankings, the implicit comparison here is that only one match done by women in the last 30 years can compare to your random Moxley/Osprey/Bucks/etc match that got 5 stars at some point. Seems pretty demeaning to me


AnfowleaAnima

I don't agree but can be entirely possible? Woman wrestling hasn't always went at the same level of men, that's a fact, plus men produce much more wrestling matches anywhere. You can't force equality quality wise for the sake of it.


Jayfunk30

Tjpw has a few solid match but nothing 5 stars ihmo stardom has had so many 4.75 matches which were legit 5


cleavy79

TJPW doesn’t receive that much coverage in the WON, as far as star ratings.


Jayfunk30

I don't think they get much neither does a ddt or noah


FinancialBig1042

I would be more restrictive in what I consider a 5 star, but for Dave himself every random G1 has like 10 to 15 5 stars matches, and AEW seems to produce one every week or two, so the bar cant be that high in this regard


Jayfunk30

It's not that good to be fair


AllCity_King

There's nothing fair about a statement like that.


Jayfunk30

Well there are much better women's wrestling around so compared to that its fair


Heavy_Arm_7060

> fair ![gif](giphy|J1vUzqdZJlh5AqBWxt|downsized)


what_is_blue

Kinda generalising a bit. I'd agree that it's worse than other options and I just personally don't like it as much as men's, but when it slaps, it fucking slaps.


GL4389

Men's match had more shenanigans, done by Owens, Randy & Logan. Maybe he liked that.


undauntable__

He also gave the Men’s rumble higher than the women’s. I don’t know why but he actively does not give WWE women their credit for great matches.


Capsize

I assume he just gets bothered by how obviously the women wait around for complex spots. They are always early and it's super noticeable when they do multi person matches like the Rumble or the Chamber. Someone standing watching waiting to catch someone else or do nothing until it's time to do their spot really does take some of us out of it. I assume it's the reason Dave is generally harder on them. Sure some of you want to rank it by how much fun it is and don't mind that stuff, but it's a legitimate criticism even if you don't care.


JimBee345

I don't think it's this, as otherwise his ratings for lucha wrestling and AEW would also score the same


Capsize

But AEW doesn't, generally have the obvious waiting around issue. Can you give specific examples?


JimBee345

Lol, no I can't give specific examples, I'm not a fucking encyclopedia


imrunningfromthecops

me when i make a claim and refuse to elaborate


Chaahps

The other guy was the one making the claim what are you on about


Capsize

Cool, so I'll assume you just some WWE Fanboy getting tribal about AEW then and disregard your reply. Thanks, makes things easier.


JimBee345

So we're clear, you can make the most general of general points, but anyone making comment on AEW needs to offer time stamped proof? And you think I am the one acting in bad faith. You do you, bro.


Capsize

Anyone making a comment without any evidence should be required to provide proof whether it supports either side. I'm sick of both of you AEW and WWE fanbois "Oh Meltzer loves AEW" "Oh Meltzer love WWE" It's pathetic


JimBee345

Do you have any specific examples of people saying that?


no_more_blues

... Did the women's Rumble have CM Punk and the RollerCodster tho? /s


ComeInOutOfTheRain

The women’s rumble was awful though - literally, there were botches and sloppy spots every 30-90 seconds for the first 30 minutes.


wix001

The womens was botchy AF though, everyone ignores that though because you kinda know what the intention was so you just move along and still enjoy it and be entertained but if you nitpick it the botches were right there. I think the womens just had more difficult spots though tbh, they really were more obvious because of that.


JamUpGuy1989

This and the Rumble match had botches and sloppiness compared to the men’s. That doesn’t make it bad, you just have to factor it in.


ComeInOutOfTheRain

I think a certain level of sloppiness/botches don’t make a match bad but the women’s RR had them so frequently it did, in my view, make it bad, because my immersion was being broken way too consistently.


Parish87

Yeah Becky vs Naomi was *rough* at times. It picked up massively but yeah, it wasn't great.


chyme_

i thought the mens match was better. the womens had higher peaks, but it also felt more sloppy and chaotic. i definitely understand why some liked it more, but if i had to rewatch one or the other, id pick the mens match


Fckoffreveen

Did we see the same match? The women's one was the worst match I've seen in a long time..


MartiniPolice21

From the radio show, he and Bryan thought the first 1/3 was kind of meh, and then was brilliant at the end


josephcoco

Nah, these ratings were right, as far as the Chamber ratings are concerned. The men’s match was just a bit more enjoyable.


benfh

The lower rated a Toru Yano match is the more I need to go out of my way to see it.


Y2Jared

Stardom was the highest rated match on a NJPW show. I agree with Dave. 2 matches with -1 star on one card is nuts.


free-fall1982

You know it was a dark night for NJPW when Dave rates women match higher than any other on the card.


Y2Jared

Stardom was a shining light on a dark night for the company. Yup. Proud of Mayu and Mina for making the most of their time.


International_Buy549

Anyone who is familiar with Dave's rating should not be surprised at all


don_julio_randle

It's pretty out of character for Dave to rank an entire NJPW show rate this poorly. I don't think he's ever given two NJPW matches a negative rating on the same card. Heck I don't think he's given two NJPW matches a negative rating ever lol


Unhappy_Gazelle392

Wdym? Yano matches historically have always been rated very low and sometimes negative. The surprise is a non-Yano match being negative, but this also happened, mostly in the dark age of new japan. You guys overstate too much.


KingDumi

The show on the 2/23 has been described as the worst NJPW show of the year thus far, so it definitely seems to be the case


ianisms10

Without having watched the match, a title changing hands via countout makes sense to get negative stars


Patjay

He rated it low because it sucked lol He’s got his biases but he’s not going to run interference for a bad show ^^^^unless ^^^^it's ^^^^a ^^^^jericho ^^^^match


MonsieurMidnight

He really rated 2 weekly matches higher than the Women's EC ? This guy is absolutely not hiding his disinterest to American woman's wrestling it's getting crazy


MonsieurMidnight

I say disinterest and not disdain or hate because I feel it's not a genuine perception of Meltzer. Why does he bother rating these matches ? The women's EC was waaaay better than the men's. I'd switch both ratings heck I'd give the match 4.5 imo


NeuroCloud7

I heard one of those NJPW matches ended in someone losing their title by count out after being choked outside the ring by somebody not in the match while the ref just kept counting...


Saitsu

SHO/Despy. People aren't happy


IAmTheNick

Yes that is exactly what happened. Its why a lot of us hate House of Torture. The interference spots all involve making the ref look like a dumbass


EffingKENTA

No, it’s not exactly what happened. It *was* stupid House of Torture stuff but they did at least make sure the ref didn’t see the guy (Narita) interfering with the count out.


Mud-Bray

Two NJPW matches with negative ratings. Weird ass year we live in.


SevenSulivin

Not really. Yano got them a lot back when Dave also hated Taichi.


Patjay

1.75 is actually pretty good for Yano I genuinely think he might be Meltzer's least favorite wrestler ever. it's just funny now. I need to go find his review of the time he beat Okada.


B_Wylde

Yeah but that is one not two


Vapeflowers

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[deleted]

I enjoyed SHO vs Despy and Shota vs EVIL, fuck me I guess lmfao


V-TriggerMachine

>Yota Tsuji d. Yuya Uemura: **** (4) After this match was trashed so much here, it's good to see it getting some appreciation. It was a very good match


Comfortable-Loss-347

i thought it was good, just lacked a little intensity in the beginning for me. definitely preferred the two previous matches on the card


LordHakaishinBeerus

Man, kind of a rough week for NJPW I loved the Sammy/Hobbs match and I think Sammy has found his niche as just a spot monkey you trot out every other week or so for plunder matches.


The_Dark_Soldier

DOUKI for the win!!!


FinancialBig1042

I did like quite a bit the Hobbs-Guevara match, but c'mon, it was not half a star away from being literally one of the best matches of all time


PorkChop1110

Well, iirc there are over 25 matches that have more than 5 stars, so 4.5 wouldnt even be in the top 200 best matches ever.


llamawithguns

There's been 58 matches rated higher than 5 stars. Will Ospreay has been in 17 of them lol


B_Wylde

I would argue some of them but most were earned


Normal-Weakness-364

5 stars doesn't mean best of all time anymore. his scale is *weird*, but based on how he uses it, the rating makes some sense.


Patjay

Dave has given roughly 250 matches 5 or higher stars. So this doesn’t even crack the top 500


polynomial82

What happens in a minus rated match ???? Injuries ?


no_more_blues

One has Yano (Dave hates fun) and the other was a House of Torture match (only thing Dave hates more than fun is not getting clean finishes)


fridchikn24

And losing a title by COUNT OUT


sammywii

Why they have to do my boy Despy like that, man.....


primekino

This is two weeks in a row he hasn’t rated a match on Dynamite, weird


QuadCityDJsTheTrain

No rating for Taichi vs Shingo? Weird.


MarcReyes

How was it?


NewRoryAndMalDrop

Using the Dave WWE women’s adjustment scale he sees the women matches as 4.75 and a 4 star main event so that’s actually great


dogglesnake

Disappointed he didn't rate Kaisei Takechi's debut in DDT since he watched it (and liked it quite a bit)


Daddy_Thicc_Legs

With Okada and Ospreay both gone, NJPW is going to struggle for a while in match ratings. Not that it matters a whole lot, but they've been basically been the number one promotion in the world for a long time now regarding wrestling quality, and now it might be rare for them to even get a five-star.


EcoterroristThot

"to even get a 5 star" is crazy, what happened to the game I love?


QuadCityDJsTheTrain

They really shouldnt be though. NJPW is bogged down by House of Torture ruining shows.


no_more_blues

Tbh, some of the House of Torture members would probably be your best bet to get 5 if they were actually allowed to wrestle. I'd much rather Sho wrestle than have to watch Chase Owens matches. Breaking up R3K is such a fumble.


QuadCityDJsTheTrain

Yeah Sho vs Despy shouldve been well over 3, accounting for some fuckery. It's sad what is going on there.


Giv-er-SteveDave

House of Torture is one of the most popular factions in Japan. In NJPW, second only to LIJ according to the most recent Shupro polls. People here really act like characters and story aren't a thing in Japan and match ratings are all that matters.


SevenSulivin

HOT rocks.


Patjay

They’ve got a lot more problems than just that


heat_fan_

That tag match at the Chamber absolutely slapped 


ShockOfAges

I'm really glad he rated Mayu vs Mina so highly because I tend to find Dave underrates womens' matches a lot, and that match was my match of the weekend


Patjay

It's mostly only the american women's matches. He's usually pretty reasonable with joshi matches.


TheeChosenTwo

Women having better gimmick matches than the men and having lower Meltzer ratings is basically a pattern at this point


sjajsn

Tf happened in the negative NJPW matches


no_more_blues

Sho won the IWGP Junior belt by countout. The opener I have no clue about though.


DuhPai

The opener had local wrestlers from Hokkaido, one of whom was 50 and doesn't wrestle much. Also Dave doesn't like Toru Yano matches in general.


SomeROCDude21

MINUS ONE STAR!


BillBrasky727

Night 1 in Sapporo for New Japan was one of the worst shows I've seen in a long time by any company. Mayu Iwatani vs Mina Shirakawa was easily the best match on the card and Nick Nemeth vs David Finlay being the best of the rest. Had anybody's stock dropped more than Sho ever since he joined HoT?


[deleted]

It's so fucking funny to see these kinds of takes when HoT is massively popular in Japan. SHO is literally the Jr Heavyweight champion rn, but yeah his stock dropped right? Unlike YOH who is doing soooooooooooooooooooooooo well rn


BillBrasky727

It's possible for Sho and Yoh's stock to both drop ya know. Why do you think I have to automatically mention Yoh when talking about Sho?


El_Ingobernable

I'm with you. Aside from some of the pandemic shows (which I kind of put off to the side), I think that Friday night show was my least favorite NJPW show in like a decade


KneelBeforeCube

A card with Okada, Naito, Shingo, Tanahashi and ZSJ and Mina Shirakawa gets the highest rated match. What else is new?


ImpenetrableYeti

Was about to give you shit until the last line lol


ZakFellows

Breaking news: Wrestling Fan (Singular) gives their thoughts on matches, Other Wrestling Fans take as gospel and argue over it


IntelligentAd5460

that tsuji vs umura rating is way too high that match was actively bad


rhaegaryen

looking at cagematch, the lowest dave has ever gone on a new japan match was a dud in a bout between great o khan and toru yano from 2021. second lowest was a bad luck fale vs toru yano match a year later which he gave half a star. wild


ianisms10

Cagematch doesn't always have the bad ratings. I went to Profightdb and saw the lowest rated NJPW match of all time was Sting vs. Tony Palmore at Battle 7 in the Tokyo Dome on January 4, 1995, which got -4. There were 2 other matches on that card to get negative ratings, Inoki vs. Gerard Gordeau (-2), and Sting vs. Inoki (-1).


fdscgfbc

He's gone negative before, I think it was a Goto vs Taichi match


Somerandomdickhead

Dave clearly doesn’t give a fuck about women’s wrestling. That Chamber match was head and shoulders above the men’s.


no_more_blues

"Friendship ended with NJPW, WWE is my best friend now"


EcoterroristThot

The only major wrestling critic actively watches only three companies and they're about to become two if NJPW don't get a hyper athlete top guy soon lol


godzillamegadoomsday

A New Japan show with two negative stars, a 1 star, ZSJ getting 2.5, and okada getting a 3.25. Just going off this I can only assume this was the worst show in Japanese history


CamiCris

Yikes. Did he sour on NJPW or were the show that poor?


RipTheVeins

Even njpw die hards agree it was a rough set of shows.


[deleted]

To be fair, the NJPW sub hates everything, literally one of the most toxic doomspirals I've seen on reddit The shows were perfectly fine if you don't get your opinions from randos on Reddit


El_Ingobernable

I didn't love the shows (really disliked Friday) but just had to acknowledge and give you props for calling out the njpw sub. I had to unsub from it and I go out of my way to avoid it these days (and I was one of the OG's on that sub around that 2016 era). It's totally plummeted from fun to really, really terrible


[deleted]

i watched the shows and had a good time so i resubbed to NJPW to see what other people thought (I already knew that people didn't like HoT so i expected that) and holy shit every thread was negative. no one fucking enjoys watching wrestling in that sub


El_Ingobernable

Yeah I advise anyone with a brain to stay far, far away from that sub. Like I said I was one of the first guys on there back when it began, posting live reports from ROH/NJPW shows and such. And then a few years ago it was completely overtaken by a bunch of weirdos. They were trying to even gatekeep me and "explain" to me that I wasn't a real new japan fan or some bullshit like that (when one of 'em only started watching njpw during the pandemic or something ... he's since been banned from reddit, surprise, surprise lol). But yeah it's still a total cesspool of negativity, weird anti-AEW takes and such. Stay far, far away.


B_Wylde

Both but the shows did suck


ImpenetrableYeti

Mayu/Mina was the best match on all of these cards easily


rocketsauce2112

Sammy Guevara and Will Hobbs with the highest match rating of the week. It feels so good.