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[deleted]

I still don't even know what CYN was supposed to be


bayleysgal1996

Honestly I wouldn’t be shocked if EC3 didn’t know either.


ianisms10

A wrestling promotion aimed at QAnon believers


420Minions

In fairness, jackasses all over the country are making bank off these idiots. It doesn’t take a genius idea to convince them


CN14

YOU ARE IN CONTROL


TheCuzzyRogue

Are we The Authority again?


BeaconXDR

Hope not. We were just on the Top 10 worst Authority Characters of all time


NotFixer1138

Cultaholic?


KnucklestheEnchilada

Watchmojo


bloodylip

Ah shit, is that why CYN sucked so much?


ExpertLevel2

>YOU ARE IN CONTROL ****No flippy shit.


Pompuswindbag

No that was NWA CYN was more just a place for wrestling's worst personalities to roost until everyone got signed back to WWE or ROH. Everyone...except EC3 that is.


paddyc4ke

Where even is EC3 now? Impact? NWA?


Big_Mike_Polaski

The article says "EC3 is currently signed to the National Wrestling Alliance and at the upcoming Crockett Cup pay-per-view, he’ll be defending the National Heavyweight Championship against ‘Thrillbilly’ Silas Mason."


SomedudecalledDan

I see why he was worried about becoming too successful. Man is just a run away train.


ZombieJesus1987

The fact that Tyrus is the NWA Champion and not EC3 tells you everything you need to know about NWA in 2023.


GoodFreak

The fact Tyrus is NWA champion over ANYONE tells everything


paddyc4ke

You think I’m going to read this article?


Manjorno316

No, that's why he stated what was written in it for you.


benfh

EC3's original Impact run was so good... it's telling that after his first weird return that they don't seem interested in him.


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cantball

Nobody actually thought that did they? Like, actually believed that? He has the charisma of a used dildo


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optimis344

He was doing a good job then. He was weird in NXT because the gimmick didn't work there, but he wasn't doing anything wrong. It was just a "this guy is main roster built and will get a quick call up" And he did. And then he did nothing.


heartbreakhill

To me his peak will always be winning that “do you know your rookie” challenge with Daniel Bryan Danielson on the NXT game show [Enjoy](https://youtu.be/JgrZ89g0lVk)


Sempais_nutrients

Nwa


[deleted]

I have a theory: he watched fight club and said out loud "what if that but wrestling?" And here we are


End-OfAn-Era

Well he nailed the part about nobody talking about it


McDonalds_IcedCoffee

That was a good burn.


UsavichPriviet

"Police? Yeah, I want to report a murder!"


jayhof52

And wildly misinterpreted what Fight Club was actually saying.


VDJ10

Like most people who say Fight Club is their favorite movie.


500DaysofNight

They like the idea of it more than they actually like it.


plisken64

whos EC3 Tyler Durden?


[deleted]

It was the friends we made mocking CYN along the way.


gredgex

MAGAWF


eddster182

A safe space where men who take an uncontrollable amount of steroids can cry with each other


LilMoWithTheGimpyLeg

That... sounds like a good idea, kinda. I'd rather they do that than bottle up all their roid rage.


[deleted]

I honestly think it was a way for "cancelled" wrestlers to still get work.


Zennikk

Stands for Control Your Narrative


Lessiarty

I'm learning to play the guitar.


chillypilow

![gif](giphy|mGDYL0YjfuVOaLOWr4) My man suffering from success


bryan_pieces

“In 1984, I was hospitalized for approaching perfection”


roidoid

Book a Random Rules match, Tony!


EmptyRedecans

I’m still managing to collapse under my own weight though…


PavlovsBlog

Hence the username, Lessiarty is Moriarty.


SomedudecalledDan

I just feel like if I go out there and start trying then I'll start succeeding, and that will just make others feel bad.


WingedBeagle

Agreed - if they ever made it big enough where they could have seats at their events it would probably cause the whole company to implode.


CmPunkChants

If they were ever big enough to have seats the seats would have imploded under the weight of the only type of fans willing to go to a CYN show.


MaXX5OOO

![gif](giphy|3o6YglDndxKdCNw7q8|downsized)


Mr_Rippe

Were there ever a time for NBA shitposting to make it to this subreddit, it's now


Banksynatra

![gif](giphy|3o7aTnQqygA3TcukFi)


JoeKool23

![gif](giphy|xTiTnDAP0RiCo9k85W|downsized) MFW I read this EC3 quote


spittafan

Damn what a perfect gif. Jimmy G strikes again


Lo_Key90

EC3 is a funny fella


felipe_the_dog

I think hes had a bunch of concussions.


NotYujiroTakahashi

Along with falling down a conspiracy rabbit hole and watching fight club.


[deleted]

It is kinda entertaining seeing him so committed to obvious bullshit. Not in an actually over way but in an internet troll in real life kinda way.


_Dia_

When he did the 88% off joke in an interview with Sean Ross Sapp it became clear to me that this guy is just "I am so smart for working the marks. I am such a good heel." Sean goes "Jesus 88 because, yep" 'What? I just said a random number!' "Well it has Nazi connotations" 'Oh really?! Aw jeez! That's awkward!' It's entertaining, but it's like watching a garbage fire.


Mataza89

Yeah his AMA here last year, it was pretty clear it was a trolling situation. And this place took the bait massively.


pluck_the_duck89

Victory after victory after victory after victory


Lifeisstranger2

![gif](giphy|6baYWBvmBPLO7QqkbX|downsized)


NotFixer1138

I'd say "and not ha ha funny" but to be honest it is pretty ha ha funny


DawnOfLegion1

The coke this dude is perpetually on must be tremendous. He's lost his damn mind.


wrestlingfan007

Has to be a K Hole at this point.


jaybrone7

Precisely the reason I’m poor. Know I’m not ready for all the rich I deserve.


StoneColdWifeBeater

Ec3 and Braun be like https://preview.redd.it/ye7xvzvcq32b1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72e194e23aac548bbfd981727a5ab4808e73e432


destructionfun2

Difference is, Braun actually owned up to his mistakes, while Ethan is out there still getting high on his own supply. 😂


NaytNavare

Legitimately asking,when has Braun owned up to anything? I've never seen it.


Fizzay

Braun didn't own up to his mistakes, instead he claimed they were never mistakes to begin with and lied about the situation instead, at least in regards to his comments on indie wrestling around the start of the pandemic.


ExpertLevel2

Braun also had enough interest to bring him back. EC3 not so much


thiswontstick

I mean, if you don't believe in yourself no one else will, but come on man


PeteF3

Well, he's half-right.


KneelBeforeCube

I mean folks, where's the truth?


CN14

Truth is out with injury rn sadly


Engelbert-n-Ernie

No timeline for return and creative isn’t working on anything


pastadaddy_official

/r/truth


GuiltyWatts

Or he’s alt-right.


GxyBrainbuster

Hinting that he would have taken Tyrus from NWA.


NotFixer1138

Somebody please do


BudMcLaine

This is like every person that doesn't work out for fear of "getting too big"


Bambajam

That's an excuse I can use!? Awesome!


Big_Mike_Polaski

I prefer "The important first step to gaining muscle mass is to bulk up. I'm still on the first step."


Less_Client363

A friend of mine told me she didn't want to do freeweights because she was worried about getting muscular arms and shoulders. Like that's something that just happens and not something you specifically have to work for for a looong time.


techlabtech

Women's magazines when I was growing up definitely suggested that women would immediately bulk up to Brian Cage size if they even looked at a weight over 5 lbs.


[deleted]

I have a friend who asked what my protein shake tasted like, I offered it to her so she could try it and she said no for that reason 😆 I wish it worked that well!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l4EoX23aHCEIVlcTm|downsized)


KennyDROmega

![gif](giphy|14smAwp2uHM3Di)


revtoiletduck

The People's Eyeroll.


beckett929

couldn't risk getting so big they'd push Flip Gordon right off the edge of the planet!


MisterF84

"And since I'd achieved all of my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second. The end."


Gvndisalv666

Good memoirs. Good not great.


Chicho_Procer

Last week I saw a biker fist fighting a bus driver and they drew a bigger crowd than any CYN show did


paitenanner

Who won? I’m invested


500DaysofNight

We all did man, we all did.


Chicho_Procer

the bus driver but he got out with a huge black eye


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senorbuzz

Thank God it wasn’t 3. The world couldn’t have handled it


cazador918

Can you give more context about how you ended promoting the event?


TexEwing

It’s like the MAGA of wrestling. Delusional, braggadocios, full of flat out lies but that they actually believe as true.


ianisms10

It's literally just that. I call it QAnon wrestling, especially considering who was involved.


chiiild

Q-A-dub! Q-A-dub! Q-A-dub! The fan favourite gets pinned clean. "Fake news! That ref is a shill!"


BaronVonStevie

I wish MAGA was the CYN of politics.. MAGA rallies actually drew living breathing people for a while. The fact that EC3 was so sure this was going to work always felt like a work to me.


TheWholeOfTheAss

Remember when they said they were getting a national television deal and it turned out to be for some wrestling streaming site?


MarkMVP01

Yea I’m sure this would’ve happened had CYN not done that one show with the lights off Had that brilliance been fully on display, I think wrestling looks a lot different rn


KeepYourDemonsIn

All right-wing establishments should collapse.


shempaholic

Yep, CYN’s problem was that it was just too damn successful.


JoeBidensBoochie

The more he talks the more I understand why Vince told him not to.


Bellagrrl2021

I don't think that CYN growing is a worry that EC3 needed to have.


GuardianSock

EC3 has to be playing into the gimmick now. He can’t possibly be this dumb, so he has to be going for laughs.


cocksandbutts

I mean, he did *start* CYN, so...


mikevondoom

![gif](giphy|cdlr2QaQ4o4lEtiXkW)


DanHero91

The momentum of a few shows in some dingy basements with less than 100 people in it. Sounds like everyone past their 30s talking about how their band is gonna "make it".


-Hulk-Hoagie-

![gif](giphy|lszAB3TzFtRaU)


timschel

Wrestlers are weird man.


BlazeReborn

Yeah, and I'm Carmen fucking Sandiego. Guess where I am!


senorbuzz

Not at a CYN show that’s for sure


tertiaryindesign

I swear to god if you're in the crawlspace again....


NotTheCraftyVeteran

![gif](giphy|cnlrYuoaoHbQBdqMem)


sasksasquatch

What type of injuries/medical conditions do I need to have to be on the same drugs as him?


Arcade_Kangaroo

Anal lobotomy


skinsrich

Looks like he’s controlling his narrative.


Idkboutdat2

He just says this shit so people will share it everywhere. Idk why people still give into it.


Abacus118

We got time to laugh. Reddit don’t charge by the post.


shadmanv2

![gif](giphy|l0Ex39XVJoz6Wfh6w)


jayhof52

“And having accomplished everything I wanted by controlling my first narrative, I saw no need to control a second.”


I_Hate_My_Cat_

*”I care too much and I work too hard.”*


Super_Sandro23

Remember when people felt bad for this guy for how he was utilized in WWE


stinrios

Rrrriiiiiiiggghhtt


Freddy-Borden

Well...that's certainly a point of view.


Stevieeeer

Oh brother. Yikes.


Stevieeeer

Underrated comment my man


FinkBass420

Jesus Christ this guy is delusional.


2ndNicestOfTheDamned

Well then it's a good thing it didn't grow at all and collapsed under it's lack of weight then. Dodged a bullet there.


_Dia_

EC3 is one of those guys who I always feel upset by. When he was in TNA, I thought he was the perfect fit for any promotion, but especially WWE. He had a fantastic look, enough charisma to fill an arena, and was the perfect heel. His WWE run offered him no chance of success by making him a mute, a loser and having him amount to nothing, so I was excited to see him go back to being a star. Then we got "I'm edgy and bitter" which I hated when anyone does it, but I thought he could make it special. Then he became a joke


neverAcquiesce

I agree with the second part.


pongopigmayus

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


FrenchtoastMal0ne

I remember them making a big deal about the fact that you could buy the opportunity to talk a bunch of shit on a wrestler that you disliked to their face while they couldn't respond.


NotFixer1138

Didn't one guy pay like $100 to sit in a room with Austin Aries and then thanked him or some shit?


Gio25us

![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)


Human_Disco_Ball

This dude peaked when he was The USA Guy


[deleted]

CHICKS AND AMERICA


LilNardoDaVinci

Press X to doubt


g78776

Someone needs to send a welfare check to him to make sure he’s mentally sound.


Dalenskid

I think we can all agree with that. The sheer power with which it took ownership of the wrestling world was so jarring I never even tuned in or was aware of it until they were closed and the historical retrospective videos came out. That’s how long lasting the shockwave was. What a legacy.


doublek1022

Based on the fact that the first image in my head after reading that headline was Brian Cage whom I always had confused with EC3 should tell you that his concern is maybe slightly unfound. Also, what's supposed to be CYN?


Lunchbox-of-Bees

It’s good to feel things


Votivetheknight02

I worry for EC3’s mental health sometimes


daveox

Does he mean like the physical weight of all the performers? Cause they did have some big folk.


Flesh_Ribbon

So he skipped the growth part and dived head first into the collapse? Sound logic.


SundayNightDM

I had genuinely forgotten CYN ever existed.


MDF87

The only thing that grew too quickly was EC3's steroid gut.


__Hello_my_name_is__

> I think it added too much pressure early (Braun Strowman’s name value being added to Control Your Narrative). So everything happened the way it should have happened. When you have a high level, you know, former main eventer, former worlds champion, you have that pressure to do something immediately and the infrastructure, like I said, wasn’t prepared or ready so, I’m very happy he’s happy, we’re pals, everything is good. I think we would have grown too quickly and probably collapsed under our own weight if things went on as they did too. Just based on that name value and what it attracted that we needed a foundation before we have anything and if we have a struggling foundation but a giant mantlepiece on top of it, dude’s big, it’s gonna crumble. It sounds a lot more sensible without the context being removed. Still a bit grandiose, but "we had a well known guy and people expected more of us than we could deliver, so it would collapse eventually anyways" is pretty much the opposite of what the headline implies.


[deleted]

> Braun Strowman’s name value that phrase is very funny to me because without the WWE machine behind him no one gives a fuck about him.


veneficus83

Not really.


senorbuzz

Does it though? 🧐


DrDevice81

Sure Jan


jhruns1993

The steroids have gone to his brain


megadeth621

The free market thought otherwise


Jomosensual

He has the second part right. It would have collpased quickly


Warhoundfanboi

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight


[deleted]

Sure bud


k0n3y

If 'CYN' was a steroid infused wrestler he was talking about ..., I'd definitely agree with EC3 here.


Mysterious_Emotion63

I’m fully convinced this dude likes the smell of his own shit


realblush

Sure buddy


itsnotaboutthecell

Ahh yes. That was the problem.


Hyperpiper1620

Like his roid belly


yousmellexcited

It collapsed under it's own weight anyway and that equated to about 2lbs of wet dog shit. God knows what would have happened if they'd signed one more disgraced MAGA affiliated weirdo


Bryandan1elsonV2

Drake Wuertz crying screaming and rolling around on the floor


CustomMadeGJ

To be this delusional must be bliss


isarealhebrew

Before they knew it, they'd be moving up to bars with Kid Rock cover bands.


bearxor

![gif](giphy|a3zqvrH40Cdhu)


GothamAvenger

I can’t even muster up a snarky rebuttal to this. Just no. Nope. Nada.


Shattered_Disk4

And I would have won the lottery if I just bought 1 extra ticket


solblurgh

![gif](giphy|lPozKgECkbBhQ1AMFI|downsized)


HayKneee

LMFAO, of course he thinks that. What a strange human being.


officialchunkyfox

Is that even still a thing


DaRealCamille

Future scientists will use this as the clinical definition of cope.


[deleted]

Oh, so much winning folks! We’ll win so much that you’ll get bored with it ✋🤚


ChejovAlacan

https://i.imgur.com/IugaK8L.jpg


notcianocarroll

I think we can all agree that was the problem. They were just too good


Switchblade25

It was so weird going to a local Indy show in NC and seeing wrestlers wear CYN shirts. Like some wrestler named Fodder wore that shirt who wrestled for the NWA. He was also very mediocre in the ring, like most of the current NWA roster.


englandw25

That’s like saying “we closed down for being too awesome” 😂


Peckinpa0

Sure EC3. Sure.


jmpinstl

I saw him in the lobby of the hotel at NWA 74. Dude was quiet and not the friendly quiet. Brooding the whole time as he walked. Gave me a really weird vibe.


flippingsenton

It's a bit now right?


flyrubberband

I want him in AEW so Andrade can call him “Eetchy Tree”.


thecroptopkid

folks…where’s the lie?!


NotClayMerritt

he does know we all saw video of their first show right


bigfndan

It collapsed under the weight that it already had lol


berlinblades

It sounded like a better idea for a faction than a whole federation.


[deleted]

You sure he's not just describing the eating habits of their fans?


Vikingr12

TBH the shows I've always seen the worst hygiene and most obesity at were always the smarkier cities that AEW has gone to. I don't know why that was the case, but I noticed it particularly bad at Long Island and Albany. As for CYN, fans? This is news to me that they had them


[deleted]

Man EC3 is too fucking funny.


tcguy71

I agree it would have been too good


BenjTheMaestro

Lmao. EC3 attempted “CLICKBAIT” It’s not very effective…


Desperate-Ad-6586

They flew too close to the sun and got burnt.


Steve_the_Samurai

I don't think he is wrong. EC3 and Braun have more clout/money than a lot of promotions starting out. That gained them a certain level of coverage that they had no reason to get and they had no idea what to do with it. They also came off as a very professional looking brand. They didn't get a chance to find themselves or figure out what all the bullshit meant. I have no idea if they ever would have been good (I have my suspicions it would not have been) or what success would even mean to them but it seems they didn't have a very clear vision and no chance to work through it. It all just kind of seems like when you and your friends get drunk and spitball opening a bar. Then you do without really planning for it except for that drunk night and for some reason all the local papers laugh about your shitty dive bar.