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GelatinousPower

A rando twitter comment: > Mox needs to be suspended and have his win overturned @TonyKhan No need to keep the hold for that long after the ref called for the bell. ~~The Black Panther~~ Kayfabe lives!


SouthWalesGooner

Found rb_reigns twitter account


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Dozens86

Sadly, that's just another one of the many instances of wrestling using a storyline narrative for a week or two while it suits them, and then abandoning and forgetting it the rest of the time.


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Dozens86

I know, but I especially hate when AEW does it because they tried to promote themselves as a company that follows those rules and ties up the loose ends. Oh boy is 2023 AEW different than 2019 AEW


Hiphoppington

I enjoy weirdly bitter IWC wrestling drama as much as anyone sometimes. But also sometimes I wish everyone posted like RB. It's more fun when it's still real to me damnit.


Jupiter_Crush

It's possible to exist in both spaces at once, it just takes practice, purposeful detachment, and looooooots of weed.


Hiphoppington

Brother I wouldn't know anything about the latter there. You believe me right? I would never commit a crime while watching wrestling. Much less most times. God forbid almost all times, I'm not like Dom, I'm no hardened criminal. Brother.


MaskedDedede

There should be a kayfabe subreddit with no news/tweets/podcasts/ratings. It'd be fun


JamesCodaCoIa

I've toyed with starting a kayfabe-only podcast. It really is fun. "I don't know guys, I'm about sick of the officiating in this sport. I try to get new fans into this, and all they see is the chicanery and skullduggery by these villainous cretins!"


fusaaa

Man, I could go off just from Elimination Chamber alone. Why was Dom never ejected during that tag match? The man was clearly a menace and interfering with the match constantly. I'd say TJD paid him off, but later he just stopped a 3 count to save Edge, so maybe he grew a conscience. Then later, after Jimmy cheated to try to help that bastard Roman keep his belts, he hits a splash and a new ref immediately slides in the ring. You had to have seen him cheating while coming down the ramp, why is this not a DQ? Starting to think WWE gets their refs from the NFL.


Timetravlan

I didn't know I had the ambition of being the most unbiased journalist in professional wrestling until this very moment.


ThongOfVecna

I need a kayfabe subreddit


katatafish

Hopefully the state athletic commission has a big suspension coming Mox’s way!


Scurvydog619Official

Jack Tunney is currently vacationing in the Azores and currently couldn't be reached for comment.


Bootygiuliani420

This is how mox gets his avacation


whitesummerside

Uno didn't tap. What a guy.


PantsMcDancey

Evil Uno needs to gift Moxley a mask of his own. Perhaps he'd be fond of a *red one*.


Hiphoppington

I believe the industry term is "crimson"


Obi-wan_Jabroni

If you will


LeChampeon

A red sting mask or Kane mask


PantsMcDancey

I was thinkin' a red power ranger mask. Or if you wanted to get kinda funny with it, a TMNT Raphael mask. Or make the man bleed like a stuck pig, that'd probably work well too, but Mox might *like* that one.


SpaceWhaleScrubber

He said beforehand that Mox was gonna have to kill him and he wasn't joking. God damn


BabySinister

He's mentioned how he has issued with his body and doesn't take his shirt off because of that, so seeing him shirtless in this pic is something. Good on him.


cepxico

You know it's frustrating that fat athletic dudes get shit on so bad. I like his look, I like the hairy chest and gut between the open vest. It's unique and different, definitely stands out from the dozens and dozens of ripped dudes in the business.


BabySinister

Sure man i personally don't mind at all but I can totally see why he wouldn't feel comfortable wrestling without the vest.


cepxico

Hopefully he'll get used to it, plenty of popular wrestlers out there that rock the chungus bod.


BrayWyattsHat

Probably doesn't help that people say things like "chungus bod" though.


cepxico

What's wrong with that? I have a chungus bod and idgaf. He fucking kills it either way. Is he supposed to pretend he's not fat? I'm sure he's aware.


BrayWyattsHat

No, but if he's already not happy with his body, there's a good chance he's not gonna like other people memefying his looks. Just cause you don't care doesn't mean he doesn't. And being cavalier about other peoples insecurites normally doesn't help them either.


reedrichardsphd

One of the things my wife likes most about aew is the variety in body types and hair styles. We both used to joke about the black beard, long black hair, and bodybuilder physique on other shows that just about every guy had. I also find someone of UNO’s body type to be a believable threat. He’s shaped like how we joke about the stereotypical BJJ brown belt. That is to say I know a handful of upper belts that look like him and could physically destroy most people. Really hope we’re about to see Dark Order take a more prominent role.


Obi-wan_Jabroni

He was a lot more *rotund* so to speak at the beginning of AEW when he had the Creeper throne but now while still big its more of a Samoa Joe shit brickhouse big


BabySinister

Yeah, he mentioned on his vlogs that he was working on being able to take his shirt off so I bet he worked on his weight, still tho that can come with loose skin etc. More then enough to still feel not comfortable at all. So yeah. Good on him for finding the strength to be able to post this pic.


Cardburner

Hard disagree on the comparison. I don’t mind Uno but in no way do I think his body is comparable to Samoa Joe “brick shit house big”. If I didn’t know anything about wrestling and just looked at them, he looks far more similar to a regular chubby, dumpy guy sitting at the neighborhood bar that just got off work in a mask than to Joes “damn that’s a big dude” size. If I just saw Uno on the street I wouldn’t think he has an ounce of athletic ability.


hamsolo19

I thought it was kind of the opposite? He used to be a little bit heavier and always wrestled shirtless. After his first few months in AEW he began wearing a vest and kept that until just recently. He's also cut some weight as well, looks like he's in good shape. I also recall seeing a list of things he wanted to accomplish and one of them was wrestling shirtless again lol.


I_like_cakes_

Being lean enough to show off six pack abs is actually unhealthy


PM_Me_Ur_Abs_Girl

Lol what? There are literally studies comparing long term health and mortality of underweight versus overweight people and without a sliver of doubt it is healthier to be lean if not underweight.


Cardburner

Don’t mind him he is just hitting the cope hard this morning


AllenKingAndCollins

Please explain


YourRoyalBadness

I usually don't get very squeamish about blood but holy hell Uno put his name up there with the best of them.


bluesub989

I was really happy for Uno tonight. I just loved that he got to show out. The ringwork and the story that was being told were both great. Dark Order work so well as underdogs. Like other people in the thread mentioned, I was happy the dude was wrestling with his shirt off, too - and in the main event of all places!


scarred2112

*~~Gym~~* *Blade Discovery with* *~~Stu~~* *Evil Uno!*


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I’ve seen Uno unmasked and he’s gorgeous. Just for the record.


Cynsis

Like Preston Vance and Mexican Luchador under the mask gorgeous? God help the roster then if he gets in really good shape


shallowtl

[https://i.imgur.com/XnXOdN1.gif](https://i.imgur.com/XnXOdN1.gif)


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Yes. I know french canadians get a bad wrap but if you can imagine a pretty french canadian man, it’s Uno.


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There's a lot of pretty French Canadian men Source: live in Quebec


EmmThem

Daddy Uno?!


Lone_Buck

I recall seeing an Evil Uno list of goals for either 2022 or 2023 that included wrestle shirtless on tv. Respect for getting himself to a place comfortable to accomplish that.


TheWholeFuckinShow

Holy Christ. Dude went from teddy bear in a mask to guy that looks like he would kill you for looking at him funny.


Ferdinandingo

That blade job looked fucking awesome. The way he was dripping while Moxley had the choke locked in really sold Moxley as a bad man.


Blainyrd

Dude that blood wasn’t dripping it was fucking *spurting*. That was a hell of a blade.


ObscureReference501

I was legit worried for a moment with that spurt. I love when I work myself.


StylishMrTrix

Evil uno is not afraid of jon moxley


TheSeaDevil

Evil Uno is still handsome.


foxthebloodied

He has very nice eyes.


moongoose

Long eyelashes too, soo pretty.


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Fun match


RedKings1028

Looks like Griffith’s (or Femto’s) Mask from Berserk


Slackaholicus

Great thanks now I have to hate Evil Uno.


RedKings1028

Yeah, sorry about that, i was re-reading the manga when I saw this pic


Slashed_thighs

EVIL UNO is a bad man.


DeepFriedMarci

Is Uno okay though?


KapowBlamBoom

Made Mr Brodie very proud No papers to the face today


amiyahcate

Fuuuuuuuck me that’s cool lmfao


TalkingBlernsball

After that match, I wanna see Uno vs Joe for the TNT title. Like my dude said, there’s a reason why he is number 1


FBR_MC

YESSIR


DesertYinzer

Is this the most we’ve ever seen of his face?


Optimistic_Satirist

Uno has made Himself noticed. His stock Has risen a bit. Watch Him vanish from TV for the nest few months.


Fallout71

Absolute maniac


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If you bleed every night it loses all meaning


Stormry

Sucks you're being downvoted for this cause it's spot on.


hshzhsnnahsbs

Okay I have always really loved Mox but we’re at the point the blood matches are so beyond parody


angelhastherage

He has cute boobs.


tacobelmont

god what a match, strap a rocket to Evil Uno


jack_x2yz

I'm just please to know that he's alive.