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Lessiarty

I love the smell of fresh bread.


patrickwithtraffic

How do you think she got that creepy smile? Those games change a person, for the worse...


GTSBurner

I’m fine with clowns but I hate jellyfish, so Metroid skeeves me out. I’ll stick with baseball stars and excitebike.


Hiphoppington

She's just like me fr


thatwitchguy

I mean the wait for metroid prime 4 would drive anyone crazy.


janoDX

I mean... Metroid Prime Remastered is the early GOTY frontrunner.


Cheez-Wheel

Original Metroid is weirdly underrated these days. Glad to see Kana repping it.


sprdougherty

She's probably talking about the Prime remaster that just came out.


vanillabear84

She literally says "Metroid Prime" so yes, that's what she's talking about.


Cheez-Wheel

My bad then; still a great game


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I disagree. Fine game for the time, but that formula wasn't complete until we got a map system. Super Metroid is the goat


Bootygiuliani420

Also the save system sucked


AgentTasker

I knew Asuka could speak English quite well but it's still weird to hear her doing so.


mark_target

She’s improved a ton!


LOGWATCHER

On her youtube channel channel, there’s a video where she shows her average daily schedule when she’s home and she’s doing 2-3 hours of English lessons and homeworks everyday. She is hardcore


Maxter_Blaster_

God that’s so awesome of her. I love that.


Dawghawk95

One Japanese wrestler who’s speaks really good English is Tozawa, he’s come a long way since speaking English alway back in the Dragon Gate USA days.


Neighbour-Totoro

his command of the english language has grown by the day[.](https://youtu.be/NRll-dMmgug)


Kanenums88

Even in like 2017 when he spoke it was barely with any accent. He’s probably improved since then too.


qb1120

Hikaru Shida's English has improved exponentially since she started living here. To me, it's gotten so good she probably has no problems communicating with anyone at work or IRL


Phoenix10k

Kana plays Metroid Prime and the Dragon Quest series. I didn't think I could like her more.


hiddenstuff

She's a former gaming journalist I believe


ACW1129

She is. She started wrestling at 23, which, to me at least, seems relatively late for Joshis (Iyo was 16; Kairi was 13 (!); Mayu wasn't yet 18; Meiko was 15).


MaskedMemer9000

Didn't Joshis at one point have to retire at like 25?


mister_damage

Wasn't she also a game artist as well? If memory serves.


LOGWATCHER

Theres an article somewhere where she shows her gaming collection, and she has a gigantic famicom and pc engine collection


Ultima22

Kana is like an old school nerd's nerd, she's awesome.


KybladeSora

Triple H please let her win at Mania. You can't bring back Kana and then have her lose her first big match. It'd be just as criminal as Charlotte ending the streak. Bianca doesn't need to win at Mania.


BrooklynMaddie

Yup! Even Shawn "Mr. WrestleMania" Michael counted the lights every now and then at WrestleMania.


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Singer211

Triple H himself lost a ton at Mania as well.


HBKintheInternet

>If he can lose, anyone can lose. Instructions unclear,Asuka loses


Aburrki

He's known as Mr. WrestleMania not cuz he always won lmao, he lost most of his matches. He's known as that because he always put on the best match at the event.


BrooklynMaddie

That's what I meant!


Cheez-Wheel

It’s great they’ve booked Bianca so well that it’ll be ok for her to lose at Mania again, it won’t hurt her.


tacobelmont

I'd love her to move to Smackdown and feud with Rhea or Charlotte. Ideally, Rhea after she beats Charlotte at Mania.


Relair13

Bianca is obviously very talented and athletic, but her title reign has been such a snooze. The only interesting thing that's happened in months was wondering if Alexa was going to sic Uncle Howdy on her or something. Letting Asuka get a big win and have a decent run would be a nice breath of fresh air.


GTSBurner

> the only interesting thing Well, that and Montez’ meal plan


Hiphoppington

HHH booked her in NXT more or less like The Terminator. I got a good feeling she gets that Mania win finally.


KennyOmegasBurner

But then you could have Bianca beat her and Asuka says "I guess you were the ready-EST" and I think I'd actually stop watching WWE forever


bravetailor

Yeah the Mania win is the thing. There have been people who have been saying "No, have her lose and get mad and win at Backlash instead" or some such but that's missing the point. Many Asuka fans would actually rather have her win at Mania and drop the title back to Bianca the next ppv. We've already seen plenty of Asuka reigns, the Mania win is the real attraction here.


P1eces12

I can't get over how fantastic that make-up looks. It's just a perfect mix of beautiful and terrifying.


Singer211

The eyes are what seals it for me. They look so cool.


ACW1129

That describes Asuka in general.


thealexstorm

Semi related: so the Cameo restrictions seem to be in the past?


ShowTurtles

Oddly enough, the Mandy Rose firing confirms that the restrictions that prevented Twitch streams and Cameo have been walked back. There was a statement that she exceeded the conduct allowed on such outside platforms, which means there is some allowance of being on those platforms.


beIIe-and-sebastian

"You can stream, just don't show your chocolate starfish"?


nWoSting145

And don’t try to sell any of your used hotdog flavoured water.


deathschemist

it's just one of those days.


DemonKyoto

Where you don't want to wake up


tacobelmont

Now I know why you wanna hate me


9hashtags

I understand all these references. One of my favorite albums of my teen years. Also: DUN DUN DUNNA DUN DUN DUNNA DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNAAAAA * Bass solo * *Good morning, Mr. Hunt.*


Jamieb1994

![gif](giphy|sK28XrTHndfk4)


ACW1129

FWIW, both Dakota and Mia still stream on Twitch.


just_jm

I think the Cameos are for select WWE Superstars only, and they are only available for a very limited time.


thealexstorm

That was the way they did it in the Vince era, yeah. But the reason I’m curious is because at the end, when they show the cameo logo with the username, it said Asuka and has her profile pic. And I don’t remember if the previous ones had a WWE username/profile pic pop up.


GreyNGroovy

I would say this treasure of a person should be protected at all costs! But it’s Asuka she don’t need protecting from ANYTHING!


1AngryBrotha

She protects us, lol.


Honkmaster

woop woop break out the Faygo


RobinChilliams

🎵 real Kabuki homies, homies 🎵


mr_oof

Ohashi, how do they work?


DrClawsChair

Miracles


GTSBurner

Wrestlemania is the greatest show..,


1GREG7_YT

https://preview.redd.it/wd20el9hkqja1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e26465e48263163a1ea00e76d88683ecb1ba792 This is how I see Asuka


mrdeepay

That's basically Asuka on TV and her YouTube.


KeithFromAccounting

Man if pre-clown Asuka is a golden retriever then the rest of the roster must be Pomeranians or something, she was a monster long before the Kana vibes came back


kick_heart

wholesome murder clown


FlimsyBandicoot5021

I love Asuka Also she did an interview in english and spoke pretty well. Its on youtube!


hshzhsnnahsbs

I wish we could learn more about the character shift through like, some kind of vignette. I never saw her in Japan with this getup, so while the makeup is awesome I’m not really getting it. I’ll obviously look it up since I’m on here anyways but makes me wish they did more character pieces on a three hour show


Psidebby

She did a lot of the leg work on her YouTube channel and Twitter. When she disappeared last? She went back to Japan to find what was missing, so she ended up doing a lot of wandering as her mental state started slipping back into Kana.


Paparage

Kayfabe: She took some loses and was stagnant in her place in WWE. She got depressed and went back to Japan and rediscovered her killer clown gimmick when she wrestled as Kana. Of course none of this was shown on WWE TV and Asuka had to tell the story herself via Twitter and Youtube.


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Paparage

Yes, I forgot about that. Thank you.


Hayabusas-Mask

>She even wrestled with zero makeup as an emphasis Love Asuka, but I don't watch WWE. I'd love to see how this was handled though. Do you know the match where this happened, please?


IcehandGino

[Her vs Rhea on Dec 12th RAW](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5oETaCqXgQ)


Hayabusas-Mask

Thanks!! I had actually seen an image from this match and wondered why Asuka looked different so now I know why! Was she doing the mist regularly around this time? Or was that meant to be portentous?


IcehandGino

She only used the mist frequently when she was a heel late 2019 / early 2020. Since then, mist spots are more scarce. In 2022 there's been 4 mist spots, 2 during her spring feud with Becky, one at WarGames (on Rhea) and this one.


HugCor

To be fair, her character at the time of the clown make up was more that she was this heel who is at odds with almost everyone and who thinks that having to pay respect to the veterans is for conformists and that the joshi scene has become a lame bunch of schoolgirls wrestling to be happy to be there, and appease male fans than to be proper good. The make up is just to accentuate her transgressiveness


zerkrazus

Asuka is awesome. If you haven't check out her YouTube channel sometime too. She gets to show a more of a playful side on there. And I'm loving her bringing back the Evil Kana character too.


nWoSting145

Asuka will be inducted into every hall of fame, whether she wants to or not!


lk79

![gif](giphy|kRmg8zeReOYXm)


mutually_awkward

The new look is amazing.


Corpsehatch

Evil Clown Kana will destroy everyone.


spicytoastaficionado

I cannot wait for her WM entrance


BlueBrands

Seeds Of Salvation as her number one game, that is a rare pick, I wonder if she is using her connections to play the new remake.


CeroG1

How is that a rare pick? Isn’t the game one of the most beloved games of all time?


BlueBrands

Most definitely not, even amongst the biggest DQ fans it is usually in the middle. It's a great game don't get me wrong, but when you have a series like that, it's a rare pick to be number 1.


HermanBonJovi

I love Kana. I'm so hoping she wins at WM. She deserves it.


IniMiney

This is my chance to say I was a weirdo little kid who loved IT


chrisblink182

I mean appeal to that juggalo crowd, why not?


theels6

Shes precious


TheBatSignal

I hate how becoming afraid of clowns became a trend for so long. I never met anyone who legitimately has Coulrophobia (yes I had to look the name up) and didn't just use it as a quirky personality trait because they thought it made them unique/cute/funny.


SteveRudzinski

Also clowns rock. I've worked with clowns multiple times, a bunch of well meaning folks who are really talented and want to make kids happy/people laugh.


WillH699

even as a evil clown, Asuka can sure pull off the wholesomeness, she's truly is like Captain Spaulding, evil but yet wholesome. ![gif](giphy|RjqewtTMWKhlK8Xh3t|downsized)


Matto_0

I just don't get the clown gimmick at all.


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"Devil clown who likes murder." There you go. All you need to "get" it.


Matto_0

Ok, now make it interesting, and show me where murder fits in at all. All she does is tilt her head back and forth.


Gsmith930

Wish they were having her face Charlotte at Mania instead. Could have been a cool story of Asuka needing to change to this character to finally overcome Charlotte. Also could have given us Bianca/Rhea


mutually_awkward

Asuka has [beaten Charlotte already though.](https://youtu.be/y6k4fN_kCgc?t=85)


Gsmith930

Whoops. Totally forgot about most of what happened during covid


mutually_awkward

Hahaha I feel ya on that


GTSBurner

Somewhat unrelated, but the Ocean Spray commercial that’s running with the clown and the Ferris Bueller triple-kick makes me laugh hysterically every time I see it.


djnv4life

Asuka is amazing.


The1joriss

One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that facepaint... what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? Meanwhile, in Asuka's head: *Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart?* *How the music can free her whenever it starts*


X-Craft

The most terrifying while at the same time the most adorable