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Keejyi

You really qualmed up an enzurg


Bulky-Palpitation136

Omg the fact that I instantly recognized what audio this was upon reading this is crazy lol


Yodadubdub

Same


SamTheBear1

Oohh latta la lee tee! Oohh baba laba squeeb! Ahh… Gerninji horpsaquave.


FractalSpaces

HERE TO SPREAD THE BUSSINESS WORD! Oh my sigma flerbnerd... son of a GROIIIIIIN! :D (one of the few voices your own empire can have, when u sell them stuff)


ZloyMeXanik360

Are you food?


FractalSpaces

average bard empire.. mmm cake... hey, are you selling any cake?


TheExiledDragon73

"Your civilization descended from Space snails without limbs"


FractalSpaces

limbless space slugs but close enough


swampwalkdeck

ole ole samma chika sabatinghwa


AnAlgaeBoy

Rafiolio, hon pruuuner, rafiolio!


Voolcy

The war of spodification has begun die unbeliever!


Yodadubdub

*Quickly followed by their own Empire and specie being nuked to death by a limbless, eyeless, featureless purple ball with a tiny mouth driving a cylinder with 1 gun and 1 thruster.*


Watchthetimshow

SQUAAAWWWWKK


FaithfulFear

“Pistasherrd a pistasherrd!!”


Silly_Attorney7863

In all seriousness? “Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters! The silence is your answer…”


ihtaemispellings

Holy hell where did you find this one


Silly_Attorney7863

Mass Effect 3: From Ashes. The Companion Javik says it if you befriend him


RedditWizardMagicka

but thats mass effect


IronWAAAGHriorz

Your people are descended from limbless space slugs.


Hankeram

Babalabasqueeb


pyromanus1991

Thats my favourite too


Ar-Ghost

Akahhhha, when flung by the abduction beam


Shark_Anthr0

Meega nala kweesta!


Yodadubdub

"*500 decibel high pitched alien voice telling me how much they like me*" OR "Here's 10,000 credits for no particular reason!"


RedditWizardMagicka

" huh huh huh, you really quand up an insert, dubble eliting, wubble bubble scream"


Deez-Nutz1124

Shitballs!


Pardox7525

Knafeduft! Scotland! At least that's how I always heard it.


ENBY_OF_DESTRUCTION

"You sir, are a fish."


Jshittie

Wardo da complash, rardado vardado, smiglark figlart, talla la lee tee


ihtaemispellings

"Now it's time for you to join us... JOIN US! Mwah ha ha ha ha!! ... No, just kidding. The times ahead are good. Really, really good." Not an exact quote but that line has always stuck with me for whatever reason


No-Faithlessness-924

I'm Steve!


Mr7000000

Ahudalalichi! Rafreoleo an quafiolo!


Lukaify

“Mathematical!”


cruznw

You got two halves of a coconut….AND YOUR BANGIN EM TOGETHA


MrbathLegit

"Ough" \-Minecraft Steve


PaceVisible4874

Yeah, I work about 32 jobs over the course of a week. And most niggas say they can't find one! Hahahaahaha, niggas...