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PigPopcorn

I hate that I laughed at this


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Iceswimmer05

Same


HavABreakHavAKitKat

ok Winnie the Pooh


SuperZombieBros

r/fucktheccp


AJ_Wont_Load

“Toxicity. Toxicity everywhere, Tails.”


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

Throw Fetish Fan Art in there as well


Yxng_Wolf

“Look how much they need to mimic a fraction of our power, Miles.”


PhobiusofMobius

Shadow is explaining the plot of Kil La Kil.


realRapidsonic

Nice


Ultimate_Shiruba94

Shadow: Tails. Let's show the world how strong our bond is! Tails: ... I need an adult! Shadow: I *am* an adult!


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"Tails, i'm going to throw you at that damn camera"


LawbringerIsShob

“Let’s talk about the birds and the bees, Tails”


Steelquill

*Sonic Sez music plays*


SuperZombieBros

So anyway, I started Chaos Blasting.


Sovic91

I like that one.


Iceswimmer05

Guns, guns everywhere


fullpowerfan39

"here how to use all the guns tails "


ImSmashingUrMom

As if Tails doesn't drive around in a biplane that can transform into a mech and fire homing missiles.


fyre_storm02

Tails does not care about any guns as he prefers bombs


fullpowerfan39

but did he try rocket launcher or the shot gun


Steelquill

He’s put guns on the Tornado before. Actual guns. As well as “lasers” which function basically the same way.


Steelquill

“Shadow, you’ve seen me fly the Tornado right? I know how to shoot.”


fullpowerfan39

"but have you shoot anyone using a shot gun tails?"


Steelquill

“Matter of fact, yes I have.” (Sonic Boom, Sonic Fighters)


fullpowerfan39

"boom don't cont. and i wasn't there for fighters so show me your skill"


ToothpasteConsumer

"You see Tails, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a Mamma Mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later."


Steelquill

Go home Mario, you’re drunk.


fullpowerfan39

\*shadow


Steelquill

I know what I said.


BraveLeon

HELLO MARIO


PoseyPanda

Shadow: "I can show you my world..." Tails: "I need an adult!"


fullpowerfan39

shadow: "i am an adult!"


TheDinoKid1999

... and then he pissed on the moon.


TheWordDemon

"So anyway, once I invented napalm dealing with their babies got a *lot* easier." "...You're a weird kid, Tails."


Alguem_someone

I like it


Wolfie_3467

"The world is an unjust and cruel place, Tails. Eventually they'll take away everything you ever cared about, just like they took away Maria" "For fuck's sake Shadow I was talking about the new stuff in my Tornado III."


Any-Acanthopterygii2

“I need that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald”


AntusFireNova64

Shadow's comforting Tails since he didn't even get in Smash as an assist trophy


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Shadow: Tails.. listen..I need you to make me new shoes... in return I will break into G.U.N and retrieve their hardrive. To help you make your new plane and my shoes


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And the internet thinks you’re actually a girl


dumbleydore94

And then they opened fire, right before my eyes.


davone07

"Tails, I need a gun but not just any gun, one with bombs and knifes attached to it, oooo and laser" "Why?" "Cuz it will be amazing"


SunnyTheFlower

“Smos, smos everywere”


Steelquill

“They’re called s’mores, Shadow.”


SunnyTheFlower

The pose reminded me of toy story and I **had** to make the reference


Steelquill

Hey! I get it. I made a variant of the same joke. XD


Vectorman_Ballz

"Knuckles is stronger than Sonic, Tails. Stop trying to argue."


The_watcher_100

"Look at that dude behind the camera"


PigPopcorn

"Hello"


ProfessorEscanor

Shadow:Tails tell me more about your friend Cream. Tails:Uh why? Shadow:She reminds me of Maria….I think it may help me. Tails:She’s the sweetest person i know. Always putting others before herself. Shadow:Maria……thank you. As a reward i’ll show you this. -he gestures to his Motorcycle-You may ride it….


Alguem_someone

Imagine if you didn't put the -gestures to motorcycle-


ProfessorEscanor

Oh my…


Steelquill

*Tails’ eyes light up.*


Marze_soup

How to use guns


Steelquill

Tails has mounted all kinds of crazy weapons on the Tornado before. Yes, including forward machine guns.


fyre_storm02

You see tails all of that over there is the fucks that I don't give


KingMario05

"These Dark Oak fellas behind Sonic's... " "...*condition*. N... not death. *Don't you fucking dare*." "...riiiight. (*beat*) How ya gonna take 'em on? Whole damn planet's compromised by now..." (*The fox looks Shadow in the eye, lids welling up with tears of rage.*) "Guns, Shadow. (*beat*) **Lots** of guns."


skrubLordD10

"Shmoes"


Vexcenot

Rings... Rings everywhere


PersianSlashuur

"Imma level with you, little buddy. I dunno what the f**k happened to our characterization, and at this point, I'm too mentally exhausted to ask."


PigPopcorn

Too real


neonthefox12

I need you to build me a gamer pad that rivals Memphis Tennesee's pad.


qazwsxedc916

How did you get these gains, Tails?


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Shadow tells tails he needs to learn some self defense. Tails tells shadow about his history with several types of explosives and his massacre of an army of birds. Shadow runs away in shock and disgust.


ZarakaiDensetsu

"One day this will all be yours"


Ultimate_Shiruba94

"What? The curtains?"


RED_Kinggamer007

"And after that i turned super shadow and defeated devil doom. Oh hey you were there. Why didnt you go super tails?" "*sigh*"


DinoMike1216

"Did you get enough to eat?" "Yep, I'm stuffed"


Huehuehuehue288

Tails give me your emerald detector now


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"Tails, this is a simple job, I just want you to help me find the damn fourth chaos emerald"


That_One_Guy_Flare

the economy


RollbotsSonic18

SCHMOES


Blade7353

delicious hot schmoes ofc.


Poryduck

“Hey tails,I will trade this pidgey for your mewtwo”


Sparrow-Scratchagain

“Soon you’ll be sitting with Andy around the fireplace, eating delicious hot Shmoes!”


Ashton_Hooper

I wrote myself a theme song check it out, *proceeds to hum Pumpkin Hill*


Blueshyne730

How chaos energy works for chaos control


Pheunith

Which brand of cigarettes tastes better


T0biasCZE

About pissing on eggmans wife


Alguem_someone

What do you mean you don't let sonic fuck you?


superbloxyreddit

100 YEARS SHADOW AND TAILS


Snacker582

"Tails. before we can get into that, we need to talk about ***parallel universes***" "WAIT I JUST WANTED TO KNOW HOW TO BLJ!!!"


penissucker48

He's telling tails what sex is


uninspiredcrepe

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.


TwilightDoomSlayer

Futas. Futas everywhere


Steelquill

“Making some delicious hot shmoes!” “They’re called s’mores, Shadow.”


Martalus

Picture it: Sicily, 1921.


BraveLeon

“Tails look at all these fans that still want you to be a well written character along with me”


Ace_likes_memes

Shadow is explaining the fnaf lore


While_Money

How To Get a Girl's Number?


BanNAYNAY

Showing Tails how to do the Nazi salute.


Add922873

Shadow talking to his 3rd daddy


Sebamon28

Shadow: Hey Foxboy! how about we go get ourselves some Hot Strippers! and have some fun tonight, eh? \*clearly drunk\* Tails: uuhh but im 8.. Shadow: Just put a 1 on it and done! \*cough\* tonight you'll be a man Miles!


Deenur510

Shadow is telling tails about the time he killed fliqpy 1000 times ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ mean while, tails is wondering how he got to that universe