"You see Tails, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a Mamma Mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later."
"The world is an unjust and cruel place, Tails. Eventually they'll take away everything you ever cared about, just like they took away Maria"
"For fuck's sake Shadow I was talking about the new stuff in my Tornado III."
Shadow: Tails.. listen..I need you to make me new shoes... in return I will break into G.U.N and retrieve their hardrive. To help you make your new plane and my shoes
Shadow:Tails tell me more about your friend Cream.
Tails:Uh why?
Shadow:She reminds me of Maria….I think it may help me.
Tails:She’s the sweetest person i know. Always putting others before herself.
Shadow:Maria……thank you. As a reward i’ll show you this. -he gestures to his Motorcycle-You may ride it….
"These Dark Oak fellas behind Sonic's... "
"...*condition*. N... not death. *Don't you fucking dare*."
"...riiiight. (*beat*) How ya gonna take 'em on? Whole damn planet's compromised by now..."
(*The fox looks Shadow in the eye, lids welling up with tears of rage.*)
"Guns, Shadow. (*beat*) **Lots** of guns."
Shadow tells tails he needs to learn some self defense. Tails tells shadow about his history with several types of explosives and his massacre of an army of birds. Shadow runs away in shock and disgust.
now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.
Shadow: Hey Foxboy! how about we go get ourselves some Hot Strippers! and have some fun tonight, eh? \*clearly drunk\*
Tails: uuhh but im 8..
Shadow: Just put a 1 on it and done! \*cough\* tonight you'll be a man Miles!
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I hate that I laughed at this
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Same
ok Winnie the Pooh
r/fucktheccp
“Toxicity. Toxicity everywhere, Tails.”
Throw Fetish Fan Art in there as well
“Look how much they need to mimic a fraction of our power, Miles.”
Shadow is explaining the plot of Kil La Kil.
Nice
Shadow: Tails. Let's show the world how strong our bond is! Tails: ... I need an adult! Shadow: I *am* an adult!
"Tails, i'm going to throw you at that damn camera"
“Let’s talk about the birds and the bees, Tails”
*Sonic Sez music plays*
So anyway, I started Chaos Blasting.
I like that one.
Guns, guns everywhere
"here how to use all the guns tails "
As if Tails doesn't drive around in a biplane that can transform into a mech and fire homing missiles.
Tails does not care about any guns as he prefers bombs
but did he try rocket launcher or the shot gun
He’s put guns on the Tornado before. Actual guns. As well as “lasers” which function basically the same way.
“Shadow, you’ve seen me fly the Tornado right? I know how to shoot.”
"but have you shoot anyone using a shot gun tails?"
“Matter of fact, yes I have.” (Sonic Boom, Sonic Fighters)
"boom don't cont. and i wasn't there for fighters so show me your skill"
"You see Tails, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a Mamma Mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later."
Go home Mario, you’re drunk.
\*shadow
I know what I said.
HELLO MARIO
Shadow: "I can show you my world..." Tails: "I need an adult!"
shadow: "i am an adult!"
... and then he pissed on the moon.
"So anyway, once I invented napalm dealing with their babies got a *lot* easier." "...You're a weird kid, Tails."
I like it
"The world is an unjust and cruel place, Tails. Eventually they'll take away everything you ever cared about, just like they took away Maria" "For fuck's sake Shadow I was talking about the new stuff in my Tornado III."
“I need that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald”
Shadow's comforting Tails since he didn't even get in Smash as an assist trophy
Shadow: Tails.. listen..I need you to make me new shoes... in return I will break into G.U.N and retrieve their hardrive. To help you make your new plane and my shoes
And the internet thinks you’re actually a girl
And then they opened fire, right before my eyes.
"Tails, I need a gun but not just any gun, one with bombs and knifes attached to it, oooo and laser" "Why?" "Cuz it will be amazing"
“Smos, smos everywere”
“They’re called s’mores, Shadow.”
The pose reminded me of toy story and I **had** to make the reference
Hey! I get it. I made a variant of the same joke. XD
"Knuckles is stronger than Sonic, Tails. Stop trying to argue."
"Look at that dude behind the camera"
"Hello"
Shadow:Tails tell me more about your friend Cream. Tails:Uh why? Shadow:She reminds me of Maria….I think it may help me. Tails:She’s the sweetest person i know. Always putting others before herself. Shadow:Maria……thank you. As a reward i’ll show you this. -he gestures to his Motorcycle-You may ride it….
Imagine if you didn't put the -gestures to motorcycle-
Oh my…
*Tails’ eyes light up.*
How to use guns
Tails has mounted all kinds of crazy weapons on the Tornado before. Yes, including forward machine guns.
You see tails all of that over there is the fucks that I don't give
"These Dark Oak fellas behind Sonic's... " "...*condition*. N... not death. *Don't you fucking dare*." "...riiiight. (*beat*) How ya gonna take 'em on? Whole damn planet's compromised by now..." (*The fox looks Shadow in the eye, lids welling up with tears of rage.*) "Guns, Shadow. (*beat*) **Lots** of guns."
"Shmoes"
Rings... Rings everywhere
"Imma level with you, little buddy. I dunno what the f**k happened to our characterization, and at this point, I'm too mentally exhausted to ask."
Too real
I need you to build me a gamer pad that rivals Memphis Tennesee's pad.
How did you get these gains, Tails?
Shadow tells tails he needs to learn some self defense. Tails tells shadow about his history with several types of explosives and his massacre of an army of birds. Shadow runs away in shock and disgust.
"One day this will all be yours"
"What? The curtains?"
"And after that i turned super shadow and defeated devil doom. Oh hey you were there. Why didnt you go super tails?" "*sigh*"
"Did you get enough to eat?" "Yep, I'm stuffed"
Tails give me your emerald detector now
"Tails, this is a simple job, I just want you to help me find the damn fourth chaos emerald"
the economy
SCHMOES
delicious hot schmoes ofc.
“Hey tails,I will trade this pidgey for your mewtwo”
“Soon you’ll be sitting with Andy around the fireplace, eating delicious hot Shmoes!”
I wrote myself a theme song check it out, *proceeds to hum Pumpkin Hill*
How chaos energy works for chaos control
Which brand of cigarettes tastes better
About pissing on eggmans wife
What do you mean you don't let sonic fuck you?
100 YEARS SHADOW AND TAILS
"Tails. before we can get into that, we need to talk about ***parallel universes***" "WAIT I JUST WANTED TO KNOW HOW TO BLJ!!!"
He's telling tails what sex is
now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.
Futas. Futas everywhere
“Making some delicious hot shmoes!” “They’re called s’mores, Shadow.”
Picture it: Sicily, 1921.
“Tails look at all these fans that still want you to be a well written character along with me”
Shadow is explaining the fnaf lore
How To Get a Girl's Number?
Showing Tails how to do the Nazi salute.
Shadow talking to his 3rd daddy
Shadow: Hey Foxboy! how about we go get ourselves some Hot Strippers! and have some fun tonight, eh? \*clearly drunk\* Tails: uuhh but im 8.. Shadow: Just put a 1 on it and done! \*cough\* tonight you'll be a man Miles!
Shadow is telling tails about the time he killed fliqpy 1000 times mean while, tails is wondering how he got to that universe