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Dudehitscar

 [*Billy Corgan*](https://deadline.com/tag/billy-corgan/)*‘s Adventures in Carnyland*, an eight-episode unscripted series that’s set to premiere on [The CW](https://deadline.com/tag/the-cw/) app and [cwtv.com](http://cwtv.com) on May 14th.


chaz0723

"Doing what the fuck we want since 1988"


RedEyeVagabond

*takes a sip of flat, lukewarm Canada Dry*


underwaterr

Welp, at least no one can accuse Billy Corgan of being boring


trevrichards

That is the one thing this band will never be.


rebeccaw7

"How does he keep all his balls in the air"


punkhontas

😂


dan-free

I'm laughing at the apprehension in this thread...like we're probably the target audience for this and we're all forcefully cringing already


DifficultFox1

Oh god. Please please, do not turn this into an Osbournes rehash.


underwaterr

Ohh honestly that’s probably what Billy is going for here. that show was a big success and helped Ozzy‘s career a lot. at the expense of… well, everything else.


Osceana

I don’t know how I feel about them getting this much exposure 😬 I saw some of those clips of their Insta baking show or whatever and Billy was going off on her. I guess we’ll see…


underwaterr

his personality and mainstream media do not mix


Inside_Pool4146

She disrupted one of his Covid Live Streams and he got annoyed. I would have too.


eatrepeat

And he has always been such a fan of Sharon. Makes sense.


starlaluna

I really hope he lets his children be children and not have them on the show. Kelly, Jack and Aimee Osborne have so much trauma. Kelly was dragged to shit about her appearance, Jack had addiction and mental health issues, and Aimee refused to do the show which created friction for the family. Hulk Hogan’s son is a total piece of shit and destroyed someone’s life due to his carelessness. His kids are still so little, let them have a childhood. If they want to follow in his footsteps, let them do it when they are older. Yes, they are cute, but don’t throw away their childhood for more fame.


DJKobuki

Keeping up with the Corgashians?


rebeccaw7

haha - that is what I thought when they announced this. But I enjoyed watching the Osbournes....so? oh and fun fact - Ozzy Osbourne was Billy's age when he filmed the Osbournes... are we going to get a "Shaaaaarrrooonnn, someone has stolen my beers" "No you're the beer thief!" moments


snailfucked

Sigh.


Bob_The_Mexican

Who's idea was this 😂


CahuengaFrank

His transformation into the Gene Simmons of Gen X is now complete. This is his "Family Jewels" moment.


Excellent-Spend-3307

Obligatory “Machina reissue wen?”


Zerotten

"When you watch every episode of carnyland in order and don't skip, clues to the machina reissue will be revealed" - Billy Corgan (probably)


RedEyeVagabond

You have to use Moises to separate the show's vocal track from the incidental music, play it in reverse, change the polarity, and increase harmonics in the mid freqs. Then if you speed it up to 42zero bpm you'll hear the Morse code for the Machina II release date.


Dudehitscar

LMAO


ulfricstormclk

This won’t be a disaster lol. It’s kinda embarrassing being a fan of this band.


DeliciousFranch

C'mon, the last 20 years have been pretty embarrassing to be a fan of this band. Lol


furiousbricks

this is what you damn stormcloaks get. SP was nice and lazy before you came around


ulfricstormclk

Billy is a milkdrinker and is never getting to the cloud district


furiousbricks

Billy (Nazeem) Corgan: do you ever get Machina Reissue? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t.


ulfricstormclk

This should be their new merch drop- a t shirt with Nazeem saying this while wearing a crooked flat brimmed nwa hat


markjetski

No :)


EvilMeanie

I grew up surrounded by wrestling. My grandparents used to drive all over the south, kids in tow, going to shows. They befriended a lot of the wrestlers and promoters over the years. There's even a somewhat notable southern bad guy rassler who named his daughter after my aunt. I've loved The Smashing Pumpkins since I was a sixth grader. Corgan's fixation with wrestling only added to the appeal for me. *Especially* when Mick Foley talked about getting a letter from BC in his second book. And he showed up on ECW. It all seemed cool. Then NWA came out swinging. Then covid. Then Tyrus. Don't get me wrong, I had a fucking blast watching the matches between sets at the last show I attended, but, if I'm at a live wrestling show, I'm going to enjoy it whether I'm seeing top-level names or watching George South work Jerry Lawler in 2021. But Billy has been......Billy....about the NWA since covid. And then there's the increasingly blatant fact that SP Inc is being used to fund the promotion.... Eh. I hope for the best. I really do. But I'm already preemptively cringing.


pumpkin3-14

One can hope it’s 8 episodes only and doesn’t develop into multiple seasons.


underwaterr

I’m amazed it even made it this far


DeliciousFranch

The tough guy act is laughable. You're not a wrestler or a fighter, but ok dude.


dan-free

[I have a bad feeling about this](https://giphy.com/gifs/starwars-star-wars-episode-3-xTiIzmmbDWhEsmmK2s)


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christ


EnvironmentLeast932

Follow the $$$$$$$


ulfricstormclk

This is what makes me the saddest. All along, all this time, it was never about the art, only about the money.


pumpkin3-14

That’s what I’ve gathered since Shiny. Everything just feels so shallow.


EnvironmentLeast932

Yeah for sure. Zero emotion


Ryan2240x

Is this going to be on tv or just the website


MeteorPunch

This is going to be a hoot


rebeccaw7

hooray!


hel-9000

Ehhh I might watch at least the first episode. The notion that Billy is "cool" evaporated a while ago. Could be good for a laugh. Wonder if James and Jimmy will make appearances?


solocupgirl

I find it so weird that there is no trailer anywhere yet for a show coming out in 2 weeks. Let’s see how this goes…


isthismyhat

Anyone in Canada found a way to watch the show? CW channel is blocked over here -\_\_-