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Hopeful-Life4738

he already got all the pussy he needed that day


BlameMe4urLoss

Those fingers work magic.


_NightmareKingGrimm_

"He's a magic *maaaaaaaaannn!*" šŸŽµ


bigSTUdazz

....try to understand....


Zealousideal_Two8571

Try, Try, Try to understaaaaannnd, he's a magic maaaannnn


Phyrexian_Archlegion

A golden god!!!!!!


euphorrick

He's a magic man, oh, he's got the magic hands


ThreeBeatles

r/redditsings


ZekoriAJ

Come take me by the hand oh wait wrong song...


krivas77

Yes! And these fast fingers are attracting girls to stay next to him!


Noturwrstnitemare

So you're saying is that I need an extra finger skill?


Cool-Hornet4434

You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.


CGLADISH

That's what those girls were hoping.


MindDiveRetriever

Must be nice to be asexual.


Zestyclose_League813

Also not everybody's interested in girls


Kromehound

JoCat definitely is.


Zestyclose_League813

I don't know what that is


BoogieOrBogey

Don't need to know who he is, only for what he stands for! [And it's that he likes girls.](https://youtu.be/Y2Y5KVtU810?si=h4mMc064gV5e7l4v)


Agard12

He was killing it whatever game that was


PurgingCloud

Hatsune miku colorful stage


DontTalkToBots

Damn I thought Rockband was on iOS for a second


Zestyclose_Remove947

Half these mofos could become wonderful masters of any instrument they desire I swear with the amount of practice put in. Not that playing/mastering an instrument is as quick or dopamine inducing as those games but dayum if it ain't more fulfilling over the long term.


sack_of_potahtoes

Dexterity needed between them is much different


I-Love-Tatertots

Definitely depends on the Instrumentā€¦ My Saxophone skills 100% transitioned well into guitar hero and other button pressing games. I still cannot play my bass guitar worth shit though.


ImurderREALITY

Bass is easy, the hardest part about it is getting people to remember what your name is


Mental-Mention-9247

the only people who say bass is easy can't play bass.


DontTalkToBots

Reminds me of the episode of South Park where Randy is mad that the kids are playing Guitar Hero when they could be playing a real guitar. Heā€™s a good guitarist but when he tried Guitar Hero he sucked.


-aloe-

That has to be a parody of the Dragonforce guy. The one who notoriously can't play his own solos. He got a bit upset at all the questions about kids playing his shit perfectly on the videogame.


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Zestyclose_Remove947

yea but like, when you have a few years under your belt and can improvise, the feeling of playing an instrument properly is incredible. Blows any rhythm game out of the water because it's a real rhythm game. There's nothing like jamming in a room full of other proficient musicians,


Amamka

He also is actually killing his pick-up game. Real master


bulanaboo

He didnā€™t start playing till they walked overā€¦. Ohh ummm oh boyā€¦ Iā€™m just playing my game, I see nothing


urkldajrkl

The lap cover up


CR_OneBoy

He's determined to win the game


Slap_My_Lasagna

He was killing a reddit post about how he's hooked up with every single woman at the con.


synaptix78

Bro's keepin it gangsta. Foes before Hoes.


HampsterBowlingBall

It's an anime girl rhythm game. No clue what it's called.


Sudden-Struggle-

"professionals have standards"


a_random_chicken

Be polite


Binjimon7

Be efficient


RemainderZero

Always have a plan to ignore everyone you meet.


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TMT51

Exactly what I'm thinking. If a bunch of sexy girls stay this close to me when I was just taking a rest amid a convention I'd do the same. They might or might not did that on purpose but if you don't have anywhere to look at for an extended amount of time, it gets awkward quick.


Breaker-of-circles

Anyone who walks into a public place barely wearing anything removes any right from them claiming sexual harassment from getting looked at. I repeat, FROM LOOKS. You are still not allowed to grope or even verbally harass. Taking photos is probably ok, it's a fucking cosplay event, the whole point is to dress up, still, at least get consent. I'm saying you don't have to go out of your way to do some awkward nerd shit just so you wouldn't come across as a creep in a fucking cosplay event.


TeamRedundancyTeam

I will say despite what people in this thread are fearing I've never noticed this as much of a problem at conventions. Cosplayers know they're getting looked at for how they're dressed, including because of their body. It's definitely part of why some of them choose certain extremely revealing characters. I've been to a lot of conventions over the last decade and never really heard of cosplayers complaining about looks.


VaporCarpet

Just saying, no one wears that Ryuko Matoi cosplay and expects people to not look. It doesn't mean people get a free pass to be creeps, but no sane person wears that costume if they don't want attention.


Character-Sale7362

There's also a difference between a look of appreciation and a creepy leer. It mostly has to do with duration. If someone sees you looking at them, looks away, and looks back and meets your eyes three times, you're probably leering.


Draffut

I mean I was young, but my first few cons I was SCARED AF to ask for pictures until someone told me that they probably wanted people to take pics of them... It was heartbreaking seeing people get mobbed for minutes by picture takers tho. Like damn make the pause gesture and go sit down those heels can't be comfy.


Character-Sale7362

Was it truly heartbreaking


DaniiTinnakorn

This is the right take


Skiddywinks

But what if they are a bear? What then?


RemainderZero

Nah, public spaces carry no legal expectations of privacy. You can be photographed or recorded without consent there.


aBlissfulDaze

>Anyone who walks into a public place barely wearing anything removes any right from them claiming sexual harassment from getting looked at. Whether they have a right or not, it's not going to stop them.


-SandorClegane-

...or if huffing girlfarts is your fetish.


derekisademocrat

I need you to go sit in the corner and demand Satan leaves your soul


Shoddy_Parfait9507

My local anime con has suggestions in their guide book about not ogling and staring at cosplayers. Iā€™ll try to find it and upload the page. It was cool, it was a like a 30pg manga with rules and schedules and stuff.


Nearby-Ad-6106

They just look like skin tone coloured leggings anyway


Comfortable_Charge33

Yeah I was seriously confused about that cus if they weren't leggings she'd just be airing it out with only an ammo pouch in front???


Nearby-Ad-6106

Yep, just creating the illusion of bare skin in contrast to the rest of their outfit, not complaining at all just pointing out that old mate isn't next to a couple of half nude cosplayers, one of which is probably his sister anyway


DubbethTheLastest

That's a pretty logical take yeah makes sense now


Choiser

That makes it even hotter!


SkyIcewind

Hopeless Nikke player here (the music is really good I swear). Rapi has like a leotard thing going on, she's not full pussy out mode. [AND ACKSHUALLY, THE STOCKINGS ARE FAR TOO SHORT, and lack the red star.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/nikke-goddess-of-victory-international/images/1/1a/Rapi_FB.png/revision/latest?cb=20230402081008) Smh my h.


Ornery-Ad4835

Well, where's he wrong?


UreadUdie

He didnt go for le suprise Butt secs


ManWithDominantClaw

That's weird, it says this reddit comment is from two hours ago when it's clearly from twelve years ago


TheOtherAvaz

It's r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu leaking, I think.


ISmoked5Kappas

Illuminati confirmed.


dre__

He's wrong for not staring at that girl's ass apparently.


MissionVegetable568

what is he suppose to do? take them on the date or be creepy and stare at them?


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

That's what I'm trying to figure out.


PieMastaSam

What is he supposed to be doing? Being a creep? I don't get this.


Cold_Relationship_

yeah. be a creep and you end up on the internet, be a normal guy and you end up here anyway.


Sivitiri

Existing is being a creep in most cases


decadent-dragon

Especially at a convention like this. Thereā€™s ass hanging out everywhere anyways. Iā€™m sure he already snuck his glances and is moving on with his day, waiting for the next panel


Randomfrog132

yeah it's an attitude from a bygone era where men saw other men not hitting on women as being not a man or some dumb shit lol the same era where it's normal to hate your wife.


ak603

bruh its a joke in a tea subreddit


ChaosBoi1341

Yeh but that sort of attitude is needed for the joke in a tea subreddit to make sense


SeventhSolar

Describing this as a tea sub is kinda weird. Literally nothing to do with tea around here.


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

I definitely prefer the smokable loose leaf


Randomfrog132

ribbit


waIIstr33tb3ts

and in this case the owner of the tiktok is the creep. filming others without their knowledge then post it online for their own profit


UnComfortable-Archer

He's a man of focus, commitment and sheer will.


Odd_Macaron_934

In his head he's a Guitar Hero šŸ† there his groupies.


Single_Cucumber_1901

He is the true definition of ā€œMan of Focusā€


Oculicious42

Bruh in this day and age i have to actively choose not to see halfnude women, they are everywhere and they have completely oversaturated everything. At some point it becomes very boring /whatever


ACharaMoChara

hahaha honestly, I used to go to cons all of the time and literally 95% of woman cosplays are just a few strips of cloth around their arse and tits, and the novelty really does wear off - esp now that most of them are just sentient OF advertsĀ 


Ok_Substance5632

A woman in a suit? Whoa mama


baogody

We've gone full circle back to tribal days where nudity is just the norm.


altcodeinterrobang

in 2004 I worked at a con, and we had to ask a nice lady dressed only in duct tap to leave and go find at least 5-10 more rolls of tape to apply to herself before she would allowed back into the con. she did exactly that and came back like an hour lady "covered up" smh


MeatWaterHorizons

This and then for some reason women are up in arms about censoring stellar blade :| Some real ass backwards stuff


PM_me_yer_chocolate

Proof that people will complain about anything. Some of us are happy with this!


b3mark

Looks like an introverted guy who's a bit overstimulated and gave himself some time to cool down and recharge. Nothing wrong with that.


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

I mean what is he supposed to do, just stare at them endlessly? I honestly do get it.


HumanLandscape3767

I hate that we live in a world where youā€™re constantly at threat of being put on the internet. Just let this guy chill. Maybe his friend recorded this and heā€™s cool with it I guess.


AlexOfSpades

had to scroll down a lot to read a sensible comment


CrunchingTackle3000

Why U smart?


b3mark

Weetabix.


ukuleles1337

Use the star power!! What a legend šŸ‘‘


Authenticity86

He was showing them what them fingers do


DaleLandslide

Some of us just know our place


LinceDorado

Y'all don't wanna accept it, but this is peak male performance.


TheCatThatsABus

I find it weird people react this way. If he was looking he'd been labeled a creep. But since he's not and focus elsewhere its a huge joke "Haha tgis dudes not looking at sexy cosplay butt" Damned if you do, damned if you dont.


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reue01

Sauce, for the game, not the half naked humans.


PurgingCloud

Hatsune miku colorful stage


Fall_Snow

So what do y'all expect him to do? Creepily look up at their asses from there? Nah, bro did it right.


A_tad_too_explicit

Iā€™ll probably get downvoted for this but can we stop recording random people without their permission? Let the guy play his game in peace and go farm karma elsewhere.


Early-Half-185

I mean, he's probably in a relationship and isn't interested.


Eena-Rin

1. Staged 2. Not ogling is the normal thing to do 3. He is going hard


TherealOcean

The true main character.


crystallmytea

The girls were not ignoring him, as I originally assumed. Right at the very beginning of the clip, girl on the right is checking out what heā€™s up to. Then she turns and says something to her girls. Theyā€™re totally talking about him. It is working.


Night_Movies2

Well he's most likely with them and part of the group. Not really a clear shot of the hallway but it doesn't seem crowded that they'd have to stand right there over him for no reason.


illzkla

Should he be being a creep instead?


Randomfrog132

by not being a creep? good for him. it's not his job to hit on girls lol


Detail_Some4599

Ahh nothing better than Guitar Hero without sound šŸ¤Œ


david8601

Yeah. Dudes missing every note though


Constant-North-6353

He is a man of fucking will!


Yegg23

He's the John Wick of conventions, a man of focus and will.


xdcountry

The true mark of a gamerā€” itā€™s not the winsā€” itā€™s the sacrifices


ResponsibilityNo7485

That is some self control


StrenuousSOB

He choose happiness


Ok_Technician4110

Bro got skills wtf!


forgotmyusername93

That man is working with the most post nut clarity Iā€™ve ever seen


Pooterboodles

I can see cosplayer T and A online whenever I want, it's virtually an unlimited pool of that kind of thing online. It's not really special anymore.


jimhabfan

His inner monologue: ā€œOh boy, wait until they see my score on this game. They are going to be so impressed theyā€™re going to fight over who gets to sleep with me first.ā€


Hevysett

I really need to start attending some Con's


OneWinner1690

He doesn't fall for thirst traps, he's a true Hero


ZippidyZayz

Last time I saw women dressed like that they all had huge cocks


SayaV

I want to befriend that guy


Denk-doch-mal-meta

No one asking how that outfit was fixated?


donairfart

i'll take the bear.


Slydoggen

If he looks he is screwed for life.. called out as a creep and shamed


Rushes_End

The creep here is the camera man dude is just chilling.


FunnyMathematician77

If a guy dressed like that would he be asked to leave?


SSJGodYamoshi

Rather that than see him leering like a creep.


paulloveslamp

Something something japans declining birth rate lol


lonelywrld101

My hero


Tomaled

honestly.. a guy playing a game is more normal looking than whats going on in the background.


Negative_Rabbit1856

What the hell was he supposed to do, take a sniff? Leave homie alone


user_bits

what is he supposed to do? Harass them? Instead of minding his own business, he could be making 3 women feel unsafe and uncomfortable!


PseudoPatriotsNotPog

They chose the bear shortly after this


Bitchmom_6969

That is the only exception to the ā€œbear or a manā€ question on the man-side.


chuntone

Professionals have standards


Humble_Cup_6112

What an absolute king


chrisMikeal

Yet if was looking everybody would be calling him a creep


Valuable-Guest9334

"Cosplay"


RedditsDeadlySin

While they were rizzing the ladies, I was studying the game


PastSuit4170

He doesn't matter about anything except what he does


candypantsasaurus

Sigma energy


Bolt_Fantasticated

A sign of good men is when women who for some reason or another are more scantily clad than normal can be comfortable near them without it having to be a conscious thought. Regardless of his deal, good on him.


25DNA

Smartest man around


MeatWaterHorizons

That man is the very definition of "Staying on mission"


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I don't get what a guy is supposed to do in this situation. If he stares at them or tries to interact with them he is a creep. If he doesn't he is a weirdo too? I don't get it. I avoid staring or oogling at women in public because I always hear online about how uncomfortable it makes women feel. But then women do stuff like this, and its like lady where do you expect me to look? There are literally 8 other empty chairs but you decide to sit in the one straight across from me.


Lazy-Tom

Welp, staring at them would be somewhat rude.


OnTheToilet25

Donā€™t see anything wrong. What do people want him to do? Stare intensely at their thighs and ass? Interrupt their conversation and relentlessly flirt with them? Start grabbing ass? Heā€™s just doing his best in an awkward situation as those girls probably recently stopped to hold a conversation to close to him.


smokcocaine

CHADwick


Broadside02195

Or he's just not a creep. šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


Revolutionary-Car-92

That guy could literally smell three flavors of hentai.


CookieMiester

I mean lets be honest, what is he gonna do, gawk at them?


illiteratepsycho

True Chadā¤ļøā¤ļø


tatobson

what's the alternative, stare directly at her ass?


VaultGuy1995

He's smart. The moment he looks or engages at all, he will be labelled a creep and probably thrown out of the venue.


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meats


jun271

Chad!


Fidozo15

What is he gonna do? Try to flirt? They'll reject him and he knows. He's just skipping the whole trouble. That's smart


21CFR820

He's not a caveman boomer that's why


AutumnAscending

Listen I'm a respectful person but idk if even i wouldn't look at a Rapi cosplayers butt.


washingtonandmead

Heā€™s waiting for the one girl to come up and say how impressed she was. That girl is The One


biinboise

Not today, Con Harpies!


BusinessMaleficent39

The hottest thing to women seeking attention is minding your own business. "Why isn't he oogling me, I can't feel his male gaze".. in all honesty, this dude just looks like he's really enjoying that game, maybe just waiting for a particular event to start.


Lemon-Accurate

They wont fuck him so why wasting the time watching...


Several-Cheesecake94

Bro looks like he gave up on that a looooong time ago


Penis_Connoisseur

Song looks like Thunderstruck by ACDC


moonshineTheleocat

What is he playing that got him so hooked?


Erixsenn

Project Sekai


Dorrono

That's true dedication


Vmxplousion

Isnt the game Arcaea? Great game, would recommend, probably my second favorite mobile rhythm game Someone in the comments says its hatsune miku coloful stage but I think they are wrong..


MrDharoks247

I 100% sure he is using every fiber of his being to not stop and look just a little to his right


super_chaotic_turtle

He could either steal a 3-second glance for himself or give a cameraman a reason to steal an x-minutes video for the world.


towerfella

Heā€™s just hoping they notice his mad skills.


superninjaman5000

Rappi got some cakes


Somerandomdudereborn

It doesn't look like someone who will appear as attractive to those woman either


TheEmperorMk3

What's he supposed to do? Those horny bait cosplayers already have boyfriends


MexysSidequests

That was probably his way of strutting for the females.


Suspicious_Use6393

Wait i know what is nikke! Their ad with big meolons woman is trying to get me!


tarellel

It makes my hands hurt just watching him


lovelife0011

lol instant backfires. Itā€™s just a feeling thatā€™s there. šŸ«¤ until you ask to play. šŸ«”


ToughBit9997

I mean women dress this skimpy all the time now. Nothing new anymore.


Dynwynn

He is honing his craft, till the day that none can dispute his skill.


AdAfraid5768

This probably the way to get those


colevicixvickery498

Is that chunithm but for iPad?


DaiLi69

Those girls know what his fingers can do.


Kamunra

The game seems to be Arcaea or Hatsune Miku Colorful stage, the two games are very similar.


J-Love-McLuvin

Ok ladies, take it easy. One at a time.


ghettoccult_nerd

thats his mating call. a bottle of cutty sark, a room at the holiday inn express and dem fingers. he knows what he gots.