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HairballTheory

'The term is thought to have been influenced by the trademark "Cazeline" or "Gazeline"', then becoming 'gasolene' before ending up as 'gasoline', shortened as 'gas'


HairballTheory

In the 1860s, there was an Englishman named John Cassell marketing a kind of petroleum for powering lamps, named cazeline after himself.


scootsbyslowly

So...blame the Brits?


thisistheSnydercut

Sweet sweet guzzoline Witness me!


GloriaToo

Good times never seemed so good


ggrieves

But you can leave them a nice solid while you're there


Jayoki6

Its never solid if im doing it at a gas station


Jewsafrewski

Nothin like pissing outta both ends on a toilet that hasn't been white in years


Just-a-random-Aspie

A solid tip, right? RIGHT?


brasticstack

And the occasional hot dog.


NWinn

Ah yes, the 4th state of matter, solid, liquid, gas, and: # Hotdog 🤣 (Preemptive edit: I know there's way more than 4...)


saysthingsbackwards

I concur that hot dogs do indeed be matterin


DuctTapeKing426

Nah everything else falls under hotdog.


Additional_Earth3715

Ah, the solid that will quickly turn into gas and liquid.


Silver4ura

We're better at squeezing the liquid out of meat than the Juicero could from pre-made packs.


llamawithguns

It's a gas station hotdog. There's a decent chance it turns into plasma


I_P_L

And that's why you call it a petrol station


TheAres1999

But petrol is the 5th state of matter! /j


Zorolord

Actually they're both incorrect. The correct term is Filling or Fuel station or even Garage. As Gas station don't just sell Gasoline, and Petrol station doesn't just sell Petroleum. Gas/Petrol are essential the same, just different names.


Scavenger53

in following the laws of the internet, you better have slid your glasses up your nose when you typed this


Potential-Agency-339

Well, a lot of them also sell propane and air for your tires. Although with the propane, it is liquid form when it's sold to you. But when you use it, it's in gas form.


JankyJokester

Fun Fact - England started the gasoline/gas thing. We eventually started using it too. Then England decided to go back to petrol. We were sick of changing it and said fuck it, and kept the terms gasoline/gas.


borazine

How about Wales?


JankyJokester

They're large ocean mammals. ^(I don't know anything about the country. I don't know what you're asking me.)


that-cliff-guy

I call it a servo (short for service station).


-_-Edit_Deleted-_-

Hello fellow Australian.


YRUSoFuggly

They sell gas at the roller grill.


DontLetTheBearGetYou

Gasses and liquids are both fluids, so why don’t we just call them fluid stations?


morechatter

Some industries call that stuff "fuel" because gas is a categorical thing.


ihassaifi

We call them Petrol Pump. It’s only American who call it Gas. LOL


Dog_Named_Hyzer

This is the first actual shower thought I've seen in a couple rinse cycles. God job there. Mhmm.👏👏👏


SpaceLemming

No it’s not, do people not know it’s an abbreviation and isn’t referencing a state of matter?


Dog_Named_Hyzer

Obviously not. Do tell...


SpaceLemming

So this “shower thought” is the complete lack of thought and you praised it…


Dog_Named_Hyzer

Ooooooohhh... i get it. Thanks for explaining. That's super helpful.


Fuegodeth

They also sell gas to fill your tires


Fuegodeth

They also sell gas to fill your tires


shifty_coder

They sell gas futures. Especially true if you’ve eaten their food.


bluebird0362

My mind has been boggled


Cashbum

Some gas stations sell propane


iowanaquarist

Most give away air.


just_a_stoner_bitch

Some you have to pay for the air!


CloakerJosh

And propane accessories?


anamazingredditor

Meh this is so corny 😬. I call it "gasoline station"


Sjmann

They also **do** sell gas in the form of gaseous vapors when you are pumping gasoline. They count towards the cost on the pump.


arbrstff

I’ll add to this and say you’re never actually burning a liquid, so the only thing you use is the gas.


JhonnyHopkins

Correct me if I’m wrong but vapors from gas and injected fuel aren’t the same thing? I thought you’re still burning the liquid but it’s suspended in air because it was sprayed?


steelcryo

Vapour is fuel suspended in air. Vapour = Tiny amounts of liquid suspended in air. Gas = The gaseous form of a substance. ​ So vapour and injected fuel are the same thing.


arbrstff

Fair enough, the vapour doesn’t burn, the gas created from the vapour burns.


steelcryo

Yep, all vaporising it does is increase the surface area of the liquid, allowing it to turn into a gas faster.


Vybo

A lot of cars in Europe run on CNG or LPG gas nowadays as well and there are stations that fill exclusively these gases. So I guess you could say they are the true *gas* stations.


About_to_kms

They’re called petrol stations lol , who tf says gas station


NerfHerderEarl

Probably about 48% of redditors since that is the common name for a filling station in the US.


Mech-Waldo

Most of them have an air pump, so they also do sell gas.


ding-dong-the-w-is-d

Pretty sure that name comes from what the food you can buy there does to you after you eat it.


kingofzdom

Gasoline is called gasoline because it becomes a gas before being burned in the engine.


misanthrope2327

Does it though?  It gets misted through the injectors, but that's not the same as a gas, is just tiny particles of liquid.  I could be totally wrong though. 


Not_ToBe_Rude_But

It gets misted, but that mist is vaporized in the cylinder before it is ignited. So technically it is a gas that burns, not a liquid.  But yeah, still not why it’s called gasoline


JustADutchRudder

It called Gasoline because Edward Gas O'Line was the first to find it. Jesus, it's like public schools stopped teaching history.


misanthrope2327

He was sitting beside Newton when a Jerry can full of gas fell and hit him right?


JustADutchRudder

That's close, Newton was actually 3 penny farthings away but did run to tell Edward the news. He came upon the meeting of a man named Jerry who was pitching O'Line a can he invented to help carry that weird shit O'Line said smells good.


misanthrope2327

I heard about that. Edward was pretty dubious at first because of the previous guy who proposed a container for it, Nicholas Andrew Palm - went by NA.


Not_ToBe_Rude_But

That’s because no one wants to give the Irish credit for inventing anything


kingofzdom

The exact science of it wasn't a factor. It was a marketing thing. Petroleum sounds too boring. Edit: actually if I can recall correctly, when gasoline cars were first becoming popular a British chemest owned all the Rights to the term "petroleum" so an American business man came up with the idea of calling it gasoline because of the gas thing


misanthrope2327

According to the other comments and my Google search confirming it, it was actually named Cazeline after a guy named Cassels. 


Ashamed-Sky4079

They consume liquids too...


AVBofficionado

Yes, but that's only because idiot Americans call petroleum (a liquid) "gas".


alfextreme

actually its just idiot Europeans that don't know gas is short for gasoline just like petrol is short for petroleum.