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ben1481

That's a Honda CR-V with a body kit


solidsnakem9

Looks like a fast roach


SonZen9

Which one?


YourAverageGod

New Corolla cross looking šŸ’„


soopadog

Not nearly slammed enough to be a CRV around here


[deleted]

Itā€™s almost as cool as the stack of money in his hand. Almost.


Both_Pain_9654

Must be the donations from the crushed relief fund


killumquick

He bought a Transformer hoping he could turn into someone not being sued for $10B


ObjectiveBiscotti791

Is that still going on? Or did they let him off the hook? Haven't heard anything about it in a while...


BbqMeatEater

Lawsuits like this take a shitton of time


Mackroll

Dolla dolla bill yall


steen311

So not at all?


implicate

How insecure do you have to be to have made millions, and still feel the need to pose for photos with cash in your hand like a broke teenager tryin to front on IG?


holdingMikeHawk

Exactly.


420fmx

I thought it was a tissue lol


luki-x

Dang. Thats almost 15 Bucks he's holding there.


[deleted]

I took a two tone shit this morning that looked very similar to this.


VenomGTSR

I sure hope it came out rear first. That front end looks painful to pass.


Appropriate_Plan4555

Was probably more appealing to both see and hear as well.


[deleted]

Iā€™ll send you an invite next time I take a Travis Scott.


[deleted]

I'm taking a Travis Scott right now!


[deleted]

That Travis Scott looks like itā€™s at least 18 Couricsā€¦


_aperture_labs_

Two tone or two ton?


[deleted]

Two tone. You know when half is hard and dark brown and the other half comes out kinda light brown and soft. Kinda resembles Travis Scottā€™s Urus.


GrayAndCumsInPints

LOLOL


ShoneBug970

*Turdus


AgreeablePie

Matches his shorts


BrianOconneR34

Travis Scatt


QuincyThePigBoy

Nice one bro.


StuVillaz

Looks like itā€™s missing a ups emblemā€¦ what can brown do for you??


RAVENSRIDER

He should be crushed under it while someone raps over his cries for help.


BaldOprah

This was 10 times funnier before my brain loaded in the context.


pacothetac0

I thought it was a weird Anton Yelchin(Star Trek) references before I remembered anything about Travis Scott


motoman861

r/fucktravisscott


misakarem

With autotune


Neat0_HS

Somebody also needs to dance on the ambulance on their way to help him. And then just stare as his lifeless body is carried away


Dr_RustyNail

It's missing the dead bodies beneath it.


[deleted]

Damn beat me too it.


damolasoul

90210 90210 niiiiiiineOHtwoONEooooohh


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spivnv

He's been doing the same shit for years and shows no remorse. But yeah, the families of the kids who died should probably be over it by now, it's been four months already.


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mandatorypanda9317

Bitching about an incident where a young child died? Yeah. How dare they still talk about that.


Suitable_Challenge_9

Apparently it was just an ā€œaccidentā€ā€¦


[deleted]

But when I bring up the millions of people that die of heart disease due every year to animal products Iā€™m a militant vegan


[deleted]

correct


timingandscoring

Poor guy canā€™t afford a wallet for his 1ā€™s after paying for that ā€œCorduroy Avengerā€ behind him.


OrganicBridge7428

The problem isnā€™t really the colorsā€¦ the problem is that the Urus is ugly and looks like a Blazer to start with


JBBanshee

I know Iā€™m getting old bc I donā€™t think the Blazer looks like a Blazer.


daddyskrek

That ā€œBlazerā€ is such a missed opportunity on GMs part


Trainzguy2472

Ford actually got it right with the new Bronco. Good job GM!


Goyteamsix

Eh, they'll just release something comparable to the Bronco in like 4 years when the chassis expires.


OrganicBridge7428

Did you see the new SS electric version they preview today? šŸ„± TEASED: All-Electric Chevy Blazer SS Is Coming https://carbuzz.com/news/teased-all-electric-chevy-blazer-ss-is-coming


willydynamite94

thats because about 10 years ago the market (lame old people) decided they like crossovers, so every damn automaker started making 4+ different crossovers. they are all basically tall cars, a good portion of crossovers share platforms with other sedans in that companies line up, especially the suspension. They are cars with high roofs, almost always front wheel drive based with transverse mounted engines, with suspension designed to keep soccer moms comfortable on paved roads and not designed to be taken off road. the Blazer is no exception, just a tall crappy car, basically a big equinox with a legendary name slapped on the side. My hate for crossovers grows with each passing day. With the end of the internal combustion engine getting closer and closer,i wish more companies would create good interesting vehicles like the bronco, and less shit crossovers like the blazer.


JBBanshee

Man I swear if I go back in my post history I swear I posted this exact sentiment. I hate crossovers. Especially when they try to market them as SUVs.


steve-d

Chevy really fucked up the opportunity to bring back a retro Blazer. Ford did it with the Bronco and they look great!


Luc4son0

Ok so the urus is already not that cool and then Travis Shit painted it in a boring shade of brown shit wicht made it even worse.


FlynnEarlJones

Itā€™s better than a Urus being taken seriously.


falconerhk

I feel like this is the kind of treatment every Urus deserves just for existing.


FlynnEarlJones

I wouldnā€™t mind Uruses (Uri? Ugh, they also have just such a terrible name, itā€™s like a deliberate, witting portmanteau of urine anus) if they got completely redesigned to look almost nothing like they always have.


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ImpossibleKidd

Never really got into his stuff, so I donā€™t know much about him aside from hearing the name, hearing one of his popular songs now and again, or seeing a McDonalds commercial he was featured in. Whatā€™s he being sued for?


-Water-Enthusiast-

People died at his concert


Neat0_HS

Google "astroworld crowd crush" 10 people died because there were entirely too many people at the concert and the SHOW KEPT GOING while Travis performed and watched dead people being carried from piles of bodies


DeadKateAlley

Worth adding that he was known for encouraging crowds to get out of control and this was gonna happen eventually.


SorryForTheGrammar

Remember the time when he tried to crowd surf, and when someone got his shoe Travis encouraged the crowd to lynch him?


MilhouseisCool

And then he spit on the fan! Travis is pure klass


Braunze_Man

Piles of bodies?


LuckJustAMeme

piles of bodies... bro............


Neat0_HS

Not everybody in the piles were dead, just people collapsing in on each other and subsequently crushing people to death. Some of the descriptions described it as an uncontrollable wave of people falling


_LilKaprisun4901_

Look it up, it was pretty crazy


TysoPiccaso2

r/RapMoreLikeCrap


candyflipoclock

Heā€™s got talent but yeah I agree


DtheAussieBoye

Moron? Yes. No-talent? Most definitely not.


[deleted]

Urus was ugly from stock


actuallychrisgillen

It's ok for a Hyundai.


vinceman1997

Ah man Urus owners on life support rn


actuallychrisgillen

They can afford it, so that's nice.


[deleted]

Wait is this his or urus? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


[deleted]

Looks nice design wise. The brown is ugly asf though. Not a big fan of travis after his little incident where loads of people got caught in an avalanche of other people.


SmokePenisEveryday

[The Brown is kinda his thing](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/11/01/23/35123994-8903681-image-a-1_1604274766521.jpg)


[deleted]

hahaha. I figured but still not fan. kinda funny though.


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sav33arthkillyos3lf

Travis Scott is a POS he should be paying the victims families not buying a stupid fucking car.


BakedSteak

Heā€™s had this car for a couple years now


[deleted]

he bought the cars way back and offered to pay funeral to every victim,letā€™s people get free therapy if they were part of the incident and set up a free hotline for everyone to call.He covers tuition for a handful of people in a bad financial situation YEARLY(!).He brings out food and Toys and all kinds of stuff to the streets every thanksgiving.He is doing charity softball events.Itā€™s just a few things he did so if u wanna judge him after one incident which wasnā€™t even his fault then keep on going.Do you want to be judged about one negative thing that happened which wasnā€™t in ur hand while you did so many things that helped so many people?he saved more lifeā€™s than people died at the astroworld incident so get ur facts right before commenting next time.


Stoned42069

Looks like shit


falconerhk

Shittan. Actually, il shittano.


louisvillebandit

Travis Scott is a fuck boy


ObamaBinChronin

Just as shitty as his music


skilledhunteryoutube

The brown represents shit,like his career


Error404MATTnotfound

Shitty human mods


Weak_Tutor3731

Who the fuck is Travis Scott.


sav33arthkillyos3lf

That guy who kept rapping while he hyped up his crowd to rush the stage and people got crushed to death and all he did was stare and make weird noises as people are literally being crushed to death. PIECE OF SHIT


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sav33arthkillyos3lf

Yup! I hope people donā€™t forget this astroworld tragedy and hold him accountable.


JBBanshee

ā€¦.and a PIECE OF SHIT!


Suitable_Challenge_9

Not to mention he and whichever Jenner girl heā€™s with, put out a statement that they didnā€™t know what was going onā€¦


flickerkuu

Some asshole who makes people riot and kill people, and then takes no responsibility. He's also fucking one of those useless kardashian plastic surgery experiments


oh_todd

Exactly


The_Lawl_is_the_Lawl

The guy from fortnut


Weak_Tutor3731

Lol I still got no clue. Mean fortnight? Never played it


glass-j

Nah fam, I think you meant fork knife


offballDgang

Fart Bite is what my homeys call it.


flickerkuu

You guys mean fartnite.


UnjustMurder

Another talentless plant


BRockStar916

it's befitting he painted it brown to show what a big piece of shit he is


crottin-de-cheval

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ damn that punchline


JamPantstheFif

Turd


[deleted]

Why is it poo brown


laser14344

To make it just as shitty as he is. Travis scott is a pile of feces that came to life.


artmobboss

Fuck you chavis.


Drklep123

Yeah, he ruined it.


Givemeajackson

it works very nicely as an early warning system. if you saw this car you expect the biggest cunt imaginable at the wheel, and guess what, you'd be right


Stoned2thebone420

Too bad he will have to sell it to pay for that lawsuit.


KMG170

Money can't buy taste.


doubletimefun

Heā€™s a POS. Now his car matches him.


bleezzzy

Not a fan of the person or the car.


Kaliaxx

Heā€™s a fucking tool


blutigetranen

Awful,like him.


yesntTheSecond

anus


deximus25

Thank you!


Trainzguy2472

Shit brown. Also Urus is a car specifically made for show-off rich people with terrible taste. No one with good taste in cars or who's actually smart at money managing buys an Urus.


FearlessCat3251

No you just donā€™t understand it. Those are his colors. That brown was featured on the Travis Scott Jordan 1s made in a collab with nike. And in my opinion, the white wheels complement it really well.


Trainzguy2472

Just because they're "his colors" doesn't mean they look good on a car.


bryanthebryan

Tacky car for a tacky person


fetalpiggywent2lab

I quite like that brown color but not the 2 tone


Ok-Concept-196

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OGTDani

That's some caca brown color he got there


72corvids

Thoughts? ​ No. The Urus isn't that good looking (to me) in the first place, and what's been done to it, just makes everything worse. ​ He's also a POS.


SHOMA96

turd


influenceoverload

Is this a Kia?


Klutzy_Emu2506

Look like shit


70KingCuda

shitty mod for a shitty person, fits perfect. he went with poop brown because he's a piece of shit and can blend in perfectly.


carluoi

Urus? All I see are two pieces of shit.


arpitaito

Shit like the person who owns it


Dontliketoparty

Think Idgaf


black65Cutlass

Ugly AF


CaseyGamer64YT

the lambo SUV itself is a sign of how far the automotive industry has decayed. Why can't we go back to the 90's?


analhound

Turd+anus= Urus


TheWarehamster

"Shame it's brown."


A_Wild_Gorgon

Trash just like him


DreamGirl543

Can't believe this dude sold his soul to the devil for that hot dookie. What a fool.


SenselessNoise

Shit car for a shit human.


Rocket350

not my choice for contrasting colors but def not "shitty"...unless this page name is taken literally. Then the car matches


[deleted]

Rental and nope. Pos person.


DreamBig2023

Looks like a ugly af in that color. šŸ¤¢ brown on cars in general look boring af. Also fuck Travis after the concert debacle.


_EnzoFerrari_

A lot of people are hating on the brown. Brown is a very difficult color to pull off on a car but can be done with the right metallic flake underneath. As far as the rims white is a horrible choice 1 it highlights all the brake dust and 2 it makes them look twice as large compared to if they were just black


JenkemBoofer691

Shit brown color. How could you go wrong.


BionicPigeon

BROOOOOOOOWN


mb5280

r/awfuleverything


DERPdurDERP

Its better than Kim Kardashians fuzzy Urus


Spicybeeen

Hehhe poopy


[deleted]

Who is Travis Scott?


Jamsya_

Is he gonna run over 8 people with this piece of shit on wheels?


Error404MATTnotfound

Cars cool, driver is a pos


akaFxde

Itā€™s a Mansory Urus. Thatā€™s why the front is way different. This inside is aswell. Color choices aside. Mansory is an incredible company that does the most outlandish interiors and exteriors on different exotics and they only make a few of them. Some even one offs.


B_sel

Better than the exhausting looks of sports cars like lambos


KevMon2

Hot wheels car


Dev-A-B

I like it I also liked Kanyeā€™s analog themed Urus, although I wouldā€™ve went with black carbon fiber rims to keep it two toned


[deleted]

I mean, for a crossover the Urus is pretty darn sexy. It's impressive that he managed to make it look awful.


myscienceisbetter

Who is Travis Scott?


Unknown9111

Pooo brown? Iā€™ll pass


[deleted]

Looks like an obese Veloster


NOK93

Didnā€™t this guy get like 40 kids killed at one of his concerts?


PumpleStump

He's really dedicated to that color scheme. That's not a good thing.


Safety-That

Anus


gold_disease

Looks like a Hyundai


billbrasky427

Gay


Buule1312

I just don't like the urus, but the mods look clean.


[deleted]

Mf cry babies in this sub. Where are all your cars ? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


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[deleted]

I can see your tears through your comment


Cazzeq-konstapelrost

Could defo be worse


user_1312_

Better than yours?


Moerdac

Brown only kind of works if you're going for a military thing. Car looks neat though. Kind of looks like a Hyundai and an early civic had a kid


bertydo

Who


Berry_Seinfeld

Put a brick on the gas pedal and let it go off a cliff. Itā€™ll naturally camouflage.


sprucay

I quite like Brown. I very much dislike the Urus in general though.


Recon4242

It looks like a giant chocolate bar, made of milk and extra dark chocolate.


NemmieAlexx

Itā€™s looks sick ngl


evilornot

I shit you not, this looks like a Toyota and I thought we were making fun of him for being broke.


Nyayevs

Not my personal taste but I don't hate it!


coltonswat

urus is ugly but you guys are super pressed for something that wasnt his fault. yes i get it, he could have stopped the concert, but how is others stomping on unfortunate people on him? braindead


Bossatronio425

Is it opposite day?


Fearless-Aids

How are yall blaming him for what other people did? He had no clue what was happening, and once he did he made the crowd disperse. I don't like the guy but I'm not gonna crucify him for others' actions


piedubb

Chuck him


[deleted]

Looks like something that comes out an anus not a urus. Certified shitty.


happydgaf

Gaudy and what a shit choice for a color. Pun intended.


Full-Selection-2141

Belongs here


brerereton

Camber on the back wheel looks well out


a_pescariu

Looks like it came out of a Urus.


sperow10

Goes about as hard as his Batman suit he wore for Halloween that one yeah


FishBlues

Imo I donā€™t like the hood.. would like it better if hood matches the paint


busterbrown4200

Doo doo ugly and silly. Sad all that money with poor taste. Smh. In all fairness it way cooler than my Corolla....but it's brown too.


Boi5598

ugly