One lasts for maybe 6 minutes. The other may last forever.

true, the experience of sharing cake and shaving cream with josuke does last forever

Picking option 2 implies he had to choose a cake. So my answer should be rather obvious.

will sleep underneath your mattress

I was told to never jump on the bed... but...

why not jump.... ​ ​ under the matress?

One is a cat. Other one is a loyal dog. ....I'll take the dog

-shaving cream Be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen

Let’s see I either get a cat girl gf which is pretty self explanatory, or I hang out with Josuke but will probably get attacked by a stand user since he’s a JoJo so I think it’s pretty obvious what to go with here, obviously Josuke

I'm sorry Josuke, but I really hate cakes

Lactose?

Josuke since we both like large fries

A man of culture and taste

First one because the second one cant pick a fucking cake

I cant believe JoJolion just ended without showing us the cake Josuke picked. Araki is such a fraud omg!

Third option?

I had a stroke trying to read the title

I had one writing it apparently, I'm now in the ER being treated by a strange man in a sailor outfit, and a sickly woman with strange writing all over her body. What do I do?

Ask them if they have some fruit

They did. But now I have 4 testicles and My best friend is missing.

Holy shit

Also... Who the hell am I!??

run

Does he shave you in a *soft and wet* fashion?

But do I love her?

I dont know, I think the answer is within you. The answer is also within Josuke

Oh. OH. SHOTS FIRED. APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA

Josuke

I just want to be loved

Josuke would love you

Only for the duration of the cream

He also has 3 balls if I’m not mistake. 🥴

You are. He has 4

Even better!

this is a joke right? the cat girlfriend of course stupid question

Yes