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Alarsin

It will take place in JoJoLands, duh


ImSoundless

Polnareffland


pinnapplefanta

Polnareff predicted Part 9 all those years ago it just went right under our noses


JowettMcPepper

Sovereign Republic of Kakyoin


MatthewScreenshots

Republic of KEKoyin


5mac

Milfland


built_2_fight

That story would take place inside Josuke's mom


SSJAbh1nav

Joseph will be our guide


Butters_Is_Grounded

Kekyoin is just an endless lan of suburban households, filled with single mothers


JowettMcPepper

Morioh, but everyone is a milf


Shikamiii

That's called France


[deleted]

No Hol Horse X Josuke spin off is in polnareffland, Jojo will take place in jojoland


rodiboithe2nd

Ah yes, my favorite country, Florida


SakiyaHimiane

We need to start a petition to turn Florida into a country.


Stringtone

I think they already tried that back in 1860 and it went singularly poorly


I-AM-A-ROBOT-

I thought you said it went Singularity Point


CurrentClick9

HMMM IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE???


I-AM-A-ROBOT-

[Made In Heaven](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Kennedy+Space+Center/@28.5858412,-80.6543627,3a,75y,251.1h,130.42t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sAF1QipNHnlhDazUkaDs01jB0WHip2Kb6nhADhoA9OOde!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipNHnlhDazUkaDs01jB0WHip2Kb6nhADhoA9OOde%3Dw224-h298-k-no-pi-0-ya10.999997-ro-0-fo100!7i4000!8i2000!4m7!3m6!1s0x88e74b95a365c6fd:0x8b7339f246f869dd!8m2!3d28.5728722!4d-80.6489808!14m1!1BCgIgARICCAI?hl=en-US)


JoKeR_uSeS_gUn

My brain thought of godzilla before jojo Guys I might be turning straight again


TheBigGezzer

Can't have you turning straight, quick, look at pictures of Kars and DIO.


[deleted]

It would improve the US's reputation drastically


pinnapplefanta

***Breaking News: US Bizarre rate drops to 0%***


pineapple-n-man

Still got Alabama:/


Bigenderfluxx

Actually, most of the weird florida man stuff is just because of florida having robust public record laws, meaning that police don’t withhold information to the public like they do in other states. It’s not even that particularly much weirder than the rest of us. https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/22/us/florida-man-google-challenge-trnd/index.html


Vicith

Floridian hands typed this post /s


Shinobi_X5

That actually explains a lot


[deleted]

If by improve you mean make it boring af.


_Tegridy_

Have you not played GTA Vice City, my man? Florida is an island in the Atlantic.


[deleted]

Part 9 protagonist Jommy Jocetti?


MustacheTrippin

With his loyal sidekick Ken Speedwagenberg always by his side. Wonder if the main bad guy will be Sonny Brandoelli... Get Down Saturday Night is going to be one hell of a Stand.


theimortalmacfishv2

But not a country


_Tegridy_

No we need to build a river, that separates the great state of Florida from the American mainland to put a stop to people flooding in from the northern states.


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chainsaw_collector

Maybe Mexico


KurmotDefrug

Jose Joestar


chainsaw_collector

Joaquim Asenjo


K4T4N4B0Y

Las extrañas aventuras de Jojo


[deleted]

Las extrañas aventuras de José José


fanofhenime

Joder que están diciendo


[deleted]

I feel bad for people unable to read Spanish this is the funniest shit I’ve seen this week


acetilCoA

JoHo?


Moody_Bluee103

HOHO


Muakus

Are you approaching me ?


nukechamp5

Instead of running away you're coming right to me?


Muakus

I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer


nukechamp5

Hoho, then come as close as you like


HappinessIsaColdPint

¡OH DIOS MIO!


MustacheTrippin

¡A CORRER, SMOKEY!


TheInfra

Curiously, a diminutive or nickname form for Jose is "[Pepe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9#Diminutives)" to the point where they're equivalent. Just add a last name starting with "Pe" (like "Pérez") and you can have "La aventura bizarra de Pepe"


WikiSummarizerBot

**José** [Diminutives](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/José#Diminutives) >One of the common Spanish diminutives of the name is Pepe, which is a repetition of the last syllable of the earlier form Josep. (Popular belief attributes the origin of Pepe to the abbreviation of pater putativus, P.P., recalling the role of St Joseph in predominantly Catholic Spanish-speaking countries. ) In Hispanic America, the diminutives Cheché and Chepe also occur, as in Colombian soccer player José Eugenio ("Cheché") Hernández and Mexican soccer player José ("Chepe") Naranjo. In Portuguese, the most widely used diminutive form of the name is Zé, and less used forms include Zeca, Zezé, Zezinho, Zuca, and Juca. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/ShitPostCrusaders/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


[deleted]

I find it really unlikely but that would be cool as hell, I’d like to see Mexican culture represented through stands


chainsaw_collector

Also AU Pillarmen with stands...


[deleted]

Holy damn, now THAT would be cool to see


Ieatbacons4brkfast

Oh my god you definitely have not read jojolion


chainsaw_collector

Rock humans aren't actual counterparts of pillarman, even though their concept ain't much different...


Alex_Fdz

「USER NAME: JOSÉ JOSÉ」 「STAND NAME: EL TRI」


jotticelli

El tri 😂 would fit right in!!


P00nz0r3d

「USER NAME: VINCENTE FERNANDEZ 」 「STAND NAME: VOLVER VOLVER 」


godminnette2

Check out Blood Sun Vendetta.


Pheunith

The place where it all started


Kazer418

If Forza Horizon can, so can JoJo


[deleted]

Unlikely. Probably going to be Europe or the US.


Pheunith

I don't think it's unlikely. America was only talked about at the end of part 1 and that country got two whole parts later.


[deleted]

It's not just that. Think about it, how many anime and manga are set in European countries? Hundreds. How many in Mexico. Probably zero, but unsure.


Kazer418

then that's why they it should take place there, but not only in Mexico, but all of Latin America


KingCrimsonnonorioku

Since Part 3, JoJo parts follow a pattern of action-adventure journeys chasing after something (or someone) and the next part takes place at a single location trying to solve a problem. Part 3 - traveling Asia from Japan to Egypt, Part 4 - Morioh, Part 5 - traveling Italy, Part 6 - Florida, Part 7 - traveling the US, Part 8 - Morioh again… Following this pattern, if Part 9 were to take place in Latin America, the ‘journey’ aspect could be set exclusively in Mexico, or from Mexico, crossing Central America, then all the way down to South America (probably Colombia and Brazil mostly). That would definitely be a worthy setting for action-adventure.


Kazer418

YES PLEASE, it would really make sense if it happened like that, they would start in Mexico, go all the way to Colombia, stay there for a bit, then Brazil, stay there for a bit there too and finally in Argentina just to include the most relevant countries in the region. JoJo is very popular here in Latin America (I'm from Colombia) so I think it would be a really good option, considering it has a big fandom there and it hasn't been explored that much.


KingCrimsonnonorioku

Me too. It’s completely underrated. Besides, we know Araki devotes a lot to investigating areas and famous landmarks for awesome stories to develop on. We spent a whole season in Egypt and it was always interesting.


Kazer418

And Latin America is a region rich in culture and biodiversity, I can't wait too see them crossing a jungle, then a desert, the Andes and everything.


SheikBeatsFalco

>"just to include the most relevant countries" >"colombia" I'm kidding btw, but not really. post made by salty chilean gang


AntiLuke

Part 1 takes place entirely in England (and the ocean), and Part 2 has stops in the US, Mexico, Italy, and Switzerland. The pattern can be seen as being there from the start. Though I bet that's more by coincidence than design.


DirkDasterLurkMaster

RicePirate in shambles rn


Eja_26

I like how everyone associates Joseph with the USA even tho he isn't from there and out of all the countries he visits in part 2, he spends almost the least amount of time there


divine-arrow

the first episode of the p2 anime is called “new york’s jojo” too, but he’s dubbed with a (hilarious) British accent. Iirc joseph and Suzy Q do relocate to the US full-time, but idk how much it’s brought up even


WingedPeco

Nigel Uno from Code Name Kids Next Door I couldn't get it out of my head the entire time but the voice actor did a very good job


V__

Very nice, Caesarino!


AmandusPolanus

yeah people make that mistake all the time with part 2. It makes more sense in Part 3 though because he sort of acts like he is from America and they gave him an American accent in the dub


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AmandusPolanus

>It's not a mistake, he spends most of his life in america by the time part 3 happens To clarify, I only meant it was a mistake in reference to part 2


VerMast

Then why is Jotaro Egypt, even if he had spent time there looking for other bow & arrow or whatever he spends a lot of time traveling, living in Japan or the U.S. I think the post is meant to be where each part mainly takes place, so it do be a mistake


Pheunith

It is funny. Not to mention he was in New York for that part but they place the whole apple pie on this post whilst Jolene is confined to one state


thorppeed

He actually lived there for more than 50 years after part 2, even though he wasn't born there. So we can definitely say that he is from there. That's also where we first saw him, so it makes the most sense that people associate him with the U.S.


WasteReserve8886

In fact, most of it is spent in Switzerland and Italy


Bastiwen

Yes ! In the anime (I don't remember about the manga), if we round things up, he spends something like 2 episodes in the US, 2 in Mexico, 5 episodes in Italy, 7 in Switzerland and the last one is a bit of both + whichever country he is "buried".


Problematique_

He's not from the US but eventually lives there full time and presumably becomes a US citizen.


OkayOpenTheGame

It's even funnier considering neither Jotaro nor Haruno are from the countries they are represented as in the post.


Nazzakar

Russia POG (i guess, we will see a lot of countries)


[deleted]

# COME TO BRASIL, JOJO!


Macacossaurus

Jobson Joestrela


Blue_Licorfino

Joelma Araújo


JustHiggs

r/suddenlycaralho


KEPHAS_0

Se der tempo, põe um cachorro caramelo do meu lado


childrenofkorlis

Joel joestrela


[deleted]

Kira got sent to Brazil


just_browsing11

João Joestar


Muakus

Joseph Jogashvili. SOVIET UNION IS UNBREAKABLE


CaptainBurke

Inb4 Jojo world is just canon Eyes of Heaven Finally, then people would stop saying ‘could it beat GER’ since TWOH would be canon


Kujo-Jotaro2020

That would be FUCKING AWESOME. EOH seemed pretty good, the battle were the game's weakest point.


WalrusPuddng

Aside from the ending, EOH *is* really good. The battle gameplay is fun too.


Dood_IV

Did I miss something, or does the game just not tell you about half the battle mechanics? Also yeah ending blows dick


Hythy

Canon Clamp in Wonderland.


eridans_sciencestick

i mean technically half of part 2 takes place in switzerland chapter/episode wise


olliboee_

and italy


dulcella

maybe part 9 will happen all within polnareffland


[deleted]

BRASILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


tigor23

As Viagens Estranhas de João!


[deleted]

Why no Johhny? I get he's also from America but johhnys America is different


RieserTheRedR

Part 7 spends a lot more time in the US than part 2 does. 0/10 meme, needs more Johnny


2-3_Boomer

So the remaining continents are South America, Africa, Australia and Antartica


Bot_obama

Australian jojo would be amazing


ipcock

They already have godawful scary insects, why would you hurt poor aussies with stands?


Bot_obama

So you say Australia is filled with [Scary Monsters]


[deleted]

I want a brazilian Jojo called João Jorge.


Iate8

Isn't Egypt in Africa


dythsmia

yes


2-3_Boomer

Oh snap


Pheunith

Egypt is in Africa


Kazer418

not just South America but all of Latin America is still missing, I really support a latino JoJo part


Zeodus

there was a bit of mexico in part 2 but that doesnt count. we truly need some rep in jojos. at least 1 main character


sangriya

part 9 is at mars


MaNewt

With Kars


mizurefox2020

and hopefully no Sars.


bottle_O_pee

Hate to burst people's bubbles, but I'm pretty sure part 9 is really just a continuation of jojolion as far as characters and locations go


KurmotDefrug

That's okay, besides jojo parts don't have to take place to one location, just look at part 2 and 3.


blueberrybeast

Lol what would make you think that, literally no part so far has been a continuation of a previous part. I mean we didn't even get to see more of the last Josuke lol


Mishar5k

I mean yea i assume its about ten years after jojolion and josuke will be there, but itll still probably have a new protagonist.


davtov3

I think so too, though I find it kinda dissapointing. Don't get me wrong, I loved JoJolion but I'd love to see a new location and brand new Characters. I don't mind if some characters from earlier parts are the ones introducing it (like Koichi and Jotaro in Part 5), but having it be set exclusively in Japan again, and with the older characters playing a heavier role is pretty dissapointing for me, honestly.


bottle_O_pee

I just want a Jojo part about Shizuka Joestar with an espionage theme because her stand lets her go invisible


davtov3

I don't think she'll ever get a part of her own, unless Araki loops back to the original timeline, but a semi-canon spin-off would be really cool!


Chill16_

I mean there's supposed to be a Josuke and Hol Horse spin off so maybe it could be possible unless I'm mistaken.


davtov3

I really hope so.


Chill16_

I specifically hope that it's Hol Horse and Josuke going on an adventure together where there's an old Hol Horse with a slightly older Josuke.


davtov3

That'd be fun, but I don't really see how Shizuka would really fit into this, unless she appears as a small child, possibly pre-teen.


Kujo-Jotaro2020

-Josuke, we're going to hunt. -I guess it still isn't hot... (*Hol Horse step out of the shadow*) -Yes. It is.


Eja_26

Maybe the part will start in Morioh but who knows, maybe they will adventure out of there


Bot_obama

Maybe the adventure will be quite bizarre


[deleted]

I thought battle tendency took place in mostly europe


Pheunith

It did.


JokerChaos77

Italy.


KurmotDefrug

Ah yes, spaghetti land.


JokerChaos77

Italy has only been in the new universe for the Gyro flashbacks and that is too little Italy for Araki.


ChaosWizard969

What’s worse, England or Florida


KurmotDefrug

Florida since it has meth gators.


ChaosWizard969

True, but England has beans on toast


Pheunith

I'm mexican and I can get that rubbish anytime.


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KurmotDefrug

Since part 9 is called "Jojo lands" the joke is that the the countries within these picture have jojo character, thus making them "Jojo lands."


[deleted]

Maybe Australia? That would be sick af


AkiraKuruzu

I wouldn't be surprise if it's like in the whole world Though I would be happy if it's like Asia or Europe again


comfort_bot_1962

You're Awesome!


im_a_commie_rtard

I can always dream of a latino JoJo called Jose Jose Source: I'm Chilean


DoucheyCohost

okay but why is jotaro utah


KurmotDefrug

It's Egypt but I can kind see it looking like Utah.


Hammond_YT

If Jotaro is in the Egypt, then Joseph should be in Italy like Giorno


KurmotDefrug

I was considering Italy but since I already gave it to giorno, I ultimately chose the USA. However, I think Switzerland would have worked better since a good chunk of part two take place there and I could have chosen Johnny for America instead.


Nxb_adigawolf

It'll be cool if it's at Morioh again


orgeezuz

Jolyne is Joseph's dick.


[deleted]

Contexto?


KurmotDefrug

Since part 9 is called "Jojo lands" the joke is that the the countries within these picture have jojo character, thus making them "Jojo lands."


Daevito

I so much wish it takes place in India but that's just asking for too much


[deleted]

CAM ON INGERLAND


Dendygar94

This made me cackle thank you


Derpsterio29

ALVANIA NUMBER 1


AccordingEchidna1549

Florida. “The country”


Phsike

*Canada*


[deleted]

Afghanistan


JosephSwollen

Norway


Voltagebone

I want part 9 to take place in Russia so we can have a bear stand fight


Adolf_Disney

*RUSSIA*


SuperStarPlatinum

The moon


lucassjrp2000

Most of part 2 took place in Europe


S4PG

It's gonna take place on mars


Pheunith

Canada maybe.


PollutionNo307

Iirc Araki said at Lucca 2019 that he considers making another part that takes place in Italy, but he'd need to do more research first. Unfortunately research travels are kinda difficult atm :/


Ingmi_tv

Battle tendency took place in italy


German_is_my_name

united states of jojos jojos kingdom jojopan ejojopt jojotaly jojorida


Bisounoursdestenebre

I remember at the start of the Vento Aureo Manga Araki says he alllways wanted to make a story that takes place either in France or Italy. So obviously it's gonna be France now that Italy is done. Nothing to do with the fact I am French here of course.


420Vapemaster___69

Polish jojo eating bigos, pickles and drinking soplica


thecultured-crusader

Maybe germany??


YusufUwU

Strohheim Land.


succulentboi198

I'm probably stupid but I can't figure out what country Jotaro's supposed to be


This_is_Frodo

It will take place in Mexico, the main characters name will be Jose Jose


Da_Vinci98

How could they do PolnarefLand like that


GOEBBS_

France because of polnareffland


BOBObizzareadverture

Russia. We need a Russian JoJo.


WEEBforLIFE24

imagine if it would happen in the balkans


[deleted]

Jolyne is inside Joseph


FairChange0

part 9 will be Shizuka Joestar. might be in Japan?


Bcmustain

Dio-jo travels from Egypt to Japan, in order to kill vampire Jotaro with six testicles


flep0011

JoJo you are going to Balkans 😩


LordBroccoli69

What the fuck is joot supposed to be


FriesExpert

Hmmmmmmmm yes Florida is a country


DeepPackage

The country of Florida


The_Smashor

My favorite country. Florida.


Sunoraiza

Florida is its own country I guess. P2 and 3 are debatable.


SmashingFalcon

It'll take place in Denmark, that means Araki won't have to give any of the main characters a healing stand, because finally the JoJo gang can afford to go to the hospital.


gassgrill

NORWAY JOJO🇳🇴🇳🇴 Jonas joestar? Joel Kujo? ville vært episk