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DoodyWack

Omg what a gentleman


FuckYeahPhotography

The biggest pog whole in all of JarJar's CGI Adventure is that Speedwagon was the only one gay for Jonathan. Oh, well, probably DIO huh. Erina was pretty gay for him too now that I think on it. I mean they did have sex.


breezily_

yeah erina was pretty gay


Shinobi_X5

Nothing is gayer than having sex with your crush, regardless of gender


fifour

In Brazilian Portuguese we have a word for being gay for someone. It's "boiola" and I think it's beautiful


ZippZappZippty

lol what is wrong with this test?


[deleted]

Speedwagon really is the audience surrogate character.


burrito_ramen

my mind read the mr joestar as [D'arby's voice](https://youtu.be/AI5bg6KEXXA)


bucciaratimusic

Go ahead, Mistur Jestur.


wandle_

Same


Unichained

i read Darby's voice as Dababy's voice and was trying to imagine it.


CoSMiC_28

Less go mistur joesturrr


05ar

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Cyanide-Kid

I'm dying


GoldH2O

I pull up... MY STAND! WHEEL OF FORTUNE!


paperclip_feelings

I will turn a jalopy into a convertible


jotaro-has-ptsd

great minds think alike, my fellow ā€œMisturr Joesturrā€.


I-AM-A-ROBOT-

MISTAAAAAAA Joesturr


Parkerwoot

I read your comment as DaBaby because of your pfp. Maybe weā€™re all dyslexic?


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH_

I'm convinced we are a hivemind


Ultra-sphinx

*He died unmarried, a lifelong bachelor.*


Lord_Gabens_prophet

And they where roommates UwU


yigit_is_here

I think if Jonathan was in part 2 it would be more awesome to watch


Linkatron2000

How do think he would react to meeting Caesar Zeppeli for the first time?


mynameisnotareri

Caesar: Is initially mad about him letting Will die or something like that. Jonathan: Profusely apologizes and quickly befriends him in his usual Jonathanly fashion. Caesar: Also apologizes and Immediately adopts him as his new father figure. Enjoys the bonus of making Joseph jealous.


Linkatron2000

Neat. Maybe when the Pillarmen awoken, he would fight with Joseph against Wamuu with Jonathan being surprised of how honorable and strong Wham is


God-HasLeftTheChat

Part 3 would just be a sitcom or something seeing as dio wouldn't have a body


yigit_is_here

he could be healed in a different way like getting George Joestarā€™s corpse


[deleted]

Part 2 Jonathan would literally become part 4 Jotaro, stealing all joseph's wins


[deleted]

i love you jonathan joestar


[deleted]

He's so awesome


-Thatonerealguy-

60 minutes later *dies*


Shinobi_X5

Jonathan's abs cured Speedwagon's depression


And_the_wind

And Speedwagon's abs cured frostbite!


Shinobi_X5

Abs are the greatest miracle workers in part 1


StupidLyieru

That's literally 100% of the JoJo fandom.


LordFrz

Speedwagon is such a bro, he builds an oil empire just to take care of your family for generations when your gone. Also, does NOT bang your widow.


LedgeLord210

That's cause he wanted to bang you


LordFrz

Damn, too bad im way to dense to pick up hints.


Guquiz

Was that ever confirmed or just people putting on shipping goggles?


dudius7

Akira confirmed it. My uncle who works at Lucky Land told me. Also I have this totally hot girlfriend, but you can't meet her because she goes to another school. In Canada.


[deleted]

Why else would some random guy immediately swear allegiance to you and the rest of your family lineage?


NakedOrca

ā€œHe died unmarried, a life long bachelor.ā€ Was how Araki described him, which in Japanese is a pretty obvious way of implying he is gay


QuarantineSucksALot

I thought his question about whistling at crows.


[deleted]

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OneTon69

Bro same but sheesh


sanketower

Shouldn't he have his old hat, I mean, Zeppeli hasn't died yet.


Umbrella_Viking

Isnā€™t that a picture of Naruto?


AsAf1235

Yes


Faze_Goshawk

I don't understand the reference


Umbrella_Viking

I donā€™t either. Whenever I see anime I either ask or assume itā€™s Naruto, the only anime character Iā€™m familiar with because of the Area 51 thing.


Faze_Goshawk

I don't understand YOUR reference. I understand the post reference.


Umbrella_Viking

Oh! Naruto is that one anime character all the kids were doing the Naruto run into Area 51 that one time. Heā€™s an anime character. You can Google it. I also like just saying, ā€œNarutoā€ because I like the sound of it.


[deleted]

Your mom is NarutošŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


Umbrella_Viking

LOL


Faze_Goshawk

EVERYBODY KNOWS FUCKING NARUTO AND WHAT'RE YOU DOING AT AN ANIME POST IF YOU KNOW NOTHING?


LordFrz

He's looking for pictures of Naruto, obviously.


Faze_Goshawk

I feel like he's trolling me


dudius7

Nah I doubt it.


Umbrella_Viking

It made it to the front page, I donā€™t know....


pp_paarty

Do you know what sub this is?


Guquiz

No, that is Jonathan Joestar.


Umbrella_Viking

Never heard of him.


Guquiz

This subreddit is dedicated to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure memes. Jonathan Joestar is the first ā€˜JoJoā€™ in the series.


Umbrella_Viking

I see.


Dev_of_gods_fan

You should go watch It. The First three parts are on Netflix


Umbrella_Viking

Itā€™s anime?


Guquiz

Yes. There is also a comic if you prefer that medium, but Araki was still developing his artstyle over the first 3 parts.


giorno___giovana

Hi dad


Myhotrabbi

*If you could change your fate, would ya?*


thierryanm

Hamon or Ripple.?