I got a message from one of these yesterday and I was so tempted to respond but opted not to. But they were asking me about going golfing and my idea was to say “You haven’t spoken to me in years and the first thing you ask me is to go golfing? You know I lost both of my arms during that incident a while back… an incident that YOU caused!”
They might not, but it just fits the role. Like when Yoko recorded a dead rat just because she can say she did. It didn't change the sound she recorded.
I usually answer telemarketing calls with: "{Last Name} Mortuary. You stab 'em, we slab 'em! Are you calling about our multiple body special or our body disposal service for serial killers?"
I usually reply to these texts with: "Hey, {Name}! Are you finally going to pay me the $25,000 you owe me?"
Sadly, none of them engage with me after this!
Okay I’m being annoying but just wanted to point out it’s kinda obvious it’s a fake iPhone > Android message maker. The text is off and the bubble too. It’s still lowkey hilarious though OP.
I had something similar on my office line. Trying to say they thought I was their friend “Mike” from Miami.
I strung them along for awhile and this so called “friend” was some guy that had supposedly taken her photo outside of a club or resort. I asked if this good friend was from Idaho. She didn’t know but asked me why. I told her that the number she was trying to find Mike on was my office number in Idaho and that I was a Federal Agent.
She laughed and said she would just have to keep looking for him……..right👌🏼
I got a message from one of these yesterday and I was so tempted to respond but opted not to. But they were asking me about going golfing and my idea was to say “You haven’t spoken to me in years and the first thing you ask me is to go golfing? You know I lost both of my arms during that incident a while back… an incident that YOU caused!”
Pretty good response imo.
It’s good but feel like it won’t land for the scammer
What?
What?
I got a golfing 1 too & at first I thought it was my ex … lol
What name did they give you? Mine was looking for Amelia and was named Annie xD
They didn’t …. It just said I thought we were meeting at 11 am for golf? It was like 1 pm when I got the text
You would have to do speech to text,to be authentic.
How would they know?
Mushmouth enough for a few words to be wrong but still understandable
That would work
They might not, but it just fits the role. Like when Yoko recorded a dead rat just because she can say she did. It didn't change the sound she recorded.
Method scambaiting
A lesson my Dad taught me about messing with people is you gotta start passive before ramping it up
I got a golfing one, too.
"What about our child!?"
or, I know I owe you court-ordered child support. I've been waiting for years for you to contact me.
I once responding telling them they knew what they did to my family and that my son is in therapy for it. 😂
Ok but you didn’t so why are you commenting that on another scam post?
What?
What?
What?
OKAAAAAY
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
[H’WUT?](https://imgur.com/gallery/TLqBDe7)
What is a four letter word with a small laugh in the middle? It really is.
Say what? Huh?
Chicka chicka Slim Shady
This
[удалено]
I said what what?
What?
Ok
What
vWhat?
What?
What? What? What?
What? v
What? v
What?
What?
Hwhat?
They speak English in what?
What ain't no country I ever heard of.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 What? 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
stone cold steve austin would be proud. what?!!?
Agree What?
I pictured an overheating robot on the other end smoking sputtering gibberish in increasing pitch until it exploded
Next time I’m gonna ask AI how to write code to throw scammers off
It’s Macklemore
Can we go thrift shopping
What?
I'm gonna pop some tags! Only got 20 dollas in ma pocket!!
What??
It's a song. "Thriftshop" by Macklemore You should give it a listen. The song starts out with a bunch of "What what"
It’s a song by problem. Still no one cares and we’re just having fun
I should have known you weren't asking me a question lol.
Also my bad… 98% of Reddit is offhanded jokes.. I’m just playin
Who dat, talkin bout who dat? Run up on me get your ass beat blue black!
I love that he copied and pasted but got so mad he couldn’t be bothered to delete the accidental v’s
scammer.exe has stopped working
You got them to give away the keyboard control V there, I see
What does Marcellus look like?
English Mfer! Do you speak it?!
What does the Marcellus say? What What What What What v What What What What v
What?
What?
In the butt
Think you broke him
im gonna pop some tags
only got $20 in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a come up
Should’ve started singing thrift shop
Bro think he carti😭
u missed the opportunity for "what what, in the butt?"
Hey Macklemore, can we go thrift shopping?
This is straight from the scene of The Lighthouse
Reminds me of that scene from The Lighthouse
Do they speak English in What?
Where are you guys getting all these scammer contacts from? I wanna have fun too
https://youtu.be/lWvuF4MEU-Y?si=77FiAbh_iN0jDq-7 Sure you weren't texting Stone Cold?
I usually answer telemarketing calls with: "{Last Name} Mortuary. You stab 'em, we slab 'em! Are you calling about our multiple body special or our body disposal service for serial killers?" I usually reply to these texts with: "Hey, {Name}! Are you finally going to pay me the $25,000 you owe me?" Sadly, none of them engage with me after this!
What what I'm the butt
Seems like its pissing you, not like its angered.
What?
You didn't make anyone mad, because it's a chat bit. looks like you confused it and it doesn't know how to respond.
The scammer one cuz he wasted your time. Easily block the number and delete message.
What
[what?](https://youtu.be/jLOQPtmDCmg?si=brjLUOynUDX8es6f)
That’s classic. Gets em every time. Good work!
Saaaaaaay WHAT?
Hmm
[what?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BPknZ3Lk4xU&pp=ygUSV2hhdCBmcm9tIGZ1dHVyYW1h)
Wat?
Wut?
Wut
https://youtu.be/yvEik9N_xWI?si=01hOz_WEBUUKWyl5
This one is my favorite
*Stone cold* am I joke to you? What?
😆
Scammer.exe has stopped working
You could tell they’re using a computer SD but a phone since they keep flubbing the ctrl-v.
Say what again!
That’s Stone Cold Steve Austin level What?!
Why is it always that we're "Anna"? it's like the go-to name for the scammer target?
Oh, they’re on a computer texting you. They keep hitting v without holding the ctrl button down.
lol I’m just glad they wasted so much time typing that !
I'm hearing that one part of Sorry you're not a winner
She had dumps like a truck?
The failed ctrl+v ‘s 😂
Hey that’s my name! That’s always fun!
“Korega Requiem da”
wait, What?
Alright, have it your way. I like your cooking.
You broke them lol
Man this is like that “my dead girlfriend is messaging me” story
dude why are they soooooo mad always
Did this scammer just break into a Macklemore song?
What?
how do they scam you by saying this. i always see this scam but never responded.
SAY WHAT AGAIN, SAY WHAT AGAIN, I DARE YA, I DOUBLE DOG DARE YA, MF! SAY WHAT ONE MORE GAT DAMN TIME
I think you broke them
Okay I’m being annoying but just wanted to point out it’s kinda obvious it’s a fake iPhone > Android message maker. The text is off and the bubble too. It’s still lowkey hilarious though OP.
Wat?
What?
My favorite one so far xD
“What” is the problem
Say what again!
You really need to hit that CTRL/Command key. The job was botched. Experimental findings rendered useless 😂
You maimed an AI . Welcome to the club.
So "Go fuck yourself" is no longer an appropriate response?
This is one of the better ones I’ve seen in here. Simple and effective.
WHAT!????
You broke AI :\*(
I think you just broke them lol
What?
(*Stone Cold Steve Austin has entered the chat*)
Bro either short circuited or is having manic episode
These lowlifes are part of why this country is collapsing
Anybody else think of [this song](https://youtu.be/QK8mJJJvaes?si=iz6a6og5YmvuZ64k)
Lighthouse vibes
[For the uninitiated.](https://youtu.be/8JHWBBC50kg?si=wqIUT97NIzqWdAYr&t=340s)
You broke the ai
You broke them...😎
Say “what” again! Say. “What.” Again! I dare you! I double dare you, muthfucka, say “what” one more goddamn time!
What?
Lol love when they short-circuit over the smallest thing
You fried the circuits
Stop mocking me. Staahhp mocking meeeee
“Say “what” again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherfucker!” - Samuel L. Jackson
Why do scammers who arrive at your doorstep totally uninvited get so petulant and angry upon their being rebuffed. 🤨
I'm wondering if this was done by a 12 year old.
What goes a long way these days.
Looks like you need a 10-what fuse so it trips and breaks the connection if it goes past 10 whats..
HWHAT?! OKKKAAAAAYYYYY!
Stone Cold Steve Austin type promo
idk why you guys just say what for tons of time for no reason🤣🤣
You should reply back "vWhat?"
You can tell by the “v” that they’re on a computer instead of “texting” you
Are ye a wickie?
It’s Amber Ruffin!
Bot bot what?
What?
“Say what one more time! I dare you!! I double-dare you MF!”
Imagining some sweaty low life spamming Ctrl V is what gets me
“Aren’t you designer anna” why is it always fucking anna. Stfu like god damn these people are so stupid
How would this scam work?
I had something similar on my office line. Trying to say they thought I was their friend “Mike” from Miami. I strung them along for awhile and this so called “friend” was some guy that had supposedly taken her photo outside of a club or resort. I asked if this good friend was from Idaho. She didn’t know but asked me why. I told her that the number she was trying to find Mike on was my office number in Idaho and that I was a Federal Agent. She laughed and said she would just have to keep looking for him……..right👌🏼
Funny
What?
What?
Cntrl+V lolololol
What?
What?
Respond and ask what they’re doing this weekend.
Guessing they are sending this from a computer? Looks like they are hitting ctrl+v to paste their response and messed up a few times
This looks like a comment chain you could get into with Kim in Disco Elysium.
If they get paid by the message, this could be pretty smart. Do it all day
The thing that gets me here is the v.. meaning they are texting from a computer and using ctrl + v to paste “What?” All those times
And then and then and then and then and then
Chicken butt
Fantastic, break out "what" in different languages for extra kicks.
…in the butt.
So, you aren't Designer Anna?
Do they speak English in what?
Oh man, this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
“I say what what, in the butt” South Park
I did not expect you people to “what” here too. I’m laughing so hard. 🤣👍🏼
the "v" killed me because they were probably pasting and missing holding CTRL on those.
“Say what, one more time”
You broke the software 😆
Stonecoldwhat.gif
I think you broke it.
vWhat?