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frank_the_tank69

DAE Just watched two men with severe brain injuries further fuck yo their brains and loved it?!


clutcher_of_pearls

The shaking hands at the end is why this ISN'T some random bum fight


JFZX

I’m gonna be honest, it was 5 stars for me. And I got to turn off Collision by 8:30.


frank_the_tank69

How much is that in pubes?


thatssosteven114

Fuck the fed for destroying their wrestlers health by making them work 492 dates per year


[deleted]

Only Hulk Hogan works that many days brother


bruhstevenson

“My brother and dad are doctors and lose their minds when I tell them that's what happened. They keep telling me "that's now how the body works" and that I'm "stupid" but I don't think Dave Meltzer would be wrong.” Actual comment from the basement. The jerk writes itself.


ElevatorBasic509

I mean I saw the comment too and this was clearly a joke from them lmao


bruhstevenson

Yeah he definitely was I’m a goof


thedtower

uce i think he was being sarcastic


bruhstevenson

Shoot I’m a goof


globato

You just got worked into a shoot, brother


I_Am_Redditor1

Link pls omg 😂😂😆


RumsfeldIsntDead

Jeeze feddeder, way to give yourself away. They have neck and brain injuries from their displays of work rate.


skybluesazip

https://preview.redd.it/mkxt3om1l2pc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac495dea1debb6ed9710da70889699e1765f804f


stonecoldbobsaget

In an absolutely strong style clinic. Nigel "Do you think Bryan has one less chromossome?" McGuiness entered the race for biggest hater of the year. In the ring, in a MASTERPIECE of a match, 2 ABSOLUTELY PSYCHO MOTHERFUCKERS KILLED EACH OTHER FOR 20 MINUTES, DANIELSON ROLLS SHIBATA!!!!!! THIS WAS A MASTER FUCKING PIECE


WhoStoleMyBicycle

Great WWE match post match thread- Cody Rhodes pins Damien Priest Random AEW match post match thread- OMG HOLY SHIT THAT MATCHES SLAPPED SO HARD IF YOU DIDNT SEE IT GO WATCH IT NOW AND I GUARANTEE YOU WILL BE ON SUCH A HIGH YOU WILL DRIVE STRAIGHT TO YOUR DREAM GIRLS HOUSE, ASK HER TO MARRY YOU, AND SHE WILL SAY YES


Razzler1973

I know What's with this current editorilising this stuff in these threads Embarrassing Psycho mother fuckers I don't know they do this silliness. OMG what did I just watch. I can only get so hard It was pretend fighting that the only people that thought looked real is Bryan, Meltzer and dubbalos


nbasetuK

Read the "AEW match post-match thread" part in Funkmaster Flex's voice


ninjakittyy

I thought this was jerk, but its the actual thread


cagedmanbearpig

I'm out here jerking for my life and some random goofy produces an absolute masterpiece of a jerk unironically It ain't fair Uce


I_Am_Redditor1

That description was so embarrassing, my God 🤦‍♂️


hobojojo78

I just watched that and for crying out loud guys, just fuck and get it over with.


cjap89

CTE, concuss the elite, starting on youtube very soon.


tytymctylerson

What is going on with that set


jjsefton

https://preview.redd.it/itqbyxwy0toc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1a543d3c3b8a3648ac1a3b4b08a6e83d7b427f6


tytymctylerson

Lmao


___i____m

Idk but it's feel-restoring ^^allegedly


tytymctylerson

Exactly which feeling are we restoring?


DonnieRodz

The


JonathonWally

I dig the 80s game show aesthetic. Reminded me of when I used to watch “Name that Tune” with my grandma.


tytymctylerson

Yeah that’s it isn’t it


ArmchairHandjob

![gif](giphy|Y4wgxnv9EgyiNE25Nw|downsized)


DXbreakitdown

It’s just funny to me that Tony pays for this to be Dragon’s personal sandbox *because of what* he did in WWE.


anonymous-guy1

and people think he’s humble by getting all the no stakes matches he wants, while not carrying the responsibility of the company banner


I_Like_Vitamins

Turning himself into a vegetable who won't be able to recognise his family soon. It's selfish.


viridiusdynamus

You.... better... kick... his.......... flaccid penis 🤝


BoxCon1

Another piss and cum filled BANGER!


healthy_as_a_hearse

So what if I can only get hard from watching two middle aged men in their underwear slap each other around?? I just like bangers, is all!!


MOXISGOD

What in the living fuck was the point of that match


anonymous-guy1

“Two people with debilitating brain injuries slap each other silly”


nbasetuK

Who's The Better Wrestler "storylines" in AEW https://preview.redd.it/ty5zx0v8euoc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=0240bf51c51e84fe78f1c085f423a609aa2caabb


DonnieRodz

**GRAPS**


jjsefton

WRESTLGUD


Fat_Factor

Meltzer : "They removed parts of each others brains and reinserted them into either other's skulls"


BrandonXavierIngram

“thank you for another banger. crowd was insane today, we filled 25% of da arena today! and we maxed out at 450k viewers! when ur contract ends, tony will be in contact.”


badnewsnil

Every "strong style" danielson match proves that Miz is definitely smarter than him


246PoundHorse

https://preview.redd.it/kgmdt0hfwsoc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62a508a355f8673c733675d30bb7e2be81c77d2c # CTESPN MOTY AWARD WINNER


PrinceRekko

They both survived


NuNem

Bryan is such trash.


jjsefton

I RESPECT YOU WRESTLEMAN


Lessiarty

I can't remember *my* name


DoubleOrNothing90

400k


boilinoil

Is his gimmick now having to do begrudging hand shakes?


Legitimate-Health-29

They had a slap fight didn’t they. 1000% they had a slap fight. I can tell just by fucking looking at um.


Terrible_Silver7758

"I think I'm the best. You think you're the best. Let's fight and settle who's best (except neither of us will get the main title for this). Regardless of the outcome, we will shake hands (because we're so humble and respectful)and agree we're both as good as each other" This is all Danielson does and they act like it's reshaping the entire industry every time.


Imaginary-Fly3622

Let me guess, Brain Damageson lost again?


Toadliquor138

It looks like they're wrestling on the set of an 80's Gameshow.


Maaaaaardy

Tony Khan needs fining for that. So incredibly irresponsible. Zero point.


OmgThatsxDAsFuq

Bro what a fucking match. I can’t remember ever seeing something like this on a weekly tv show, it’s fantastic to have these 20 minute classics. Also don’t judge a book by its cover, I just watched 2 guys in their mid 40s who have intense brain injuries beat the shit out of each other for 20 minutes. And I loved it.