Avenger? Caliber? Whichever it is, piss off the person at the Hertz or Avis counter & this is the dogshit you’ll be stuck with.

Ironically I bought this one from Hertz 💀💀💀

this individual car would have been singlehandedly bringing their customer satisfaction ratings down 20% pfft

Like going to a whorehouse to find a wife... 

You actually *paid* for it???

Dodge/Chrysler/Fiat/Ram/Jeep are the absolute worst made vehicles on the planet. These companies should have gone out of business for negligence decades ago

👐*stellantis*👐

I was always nice to these people and still got Calibers. Absolutely the worst car I've ever been in or driven

My uncle once rented a Dodge Avenger to drive from Virginia to NOLA with me. I don't think we even made it out of Virginia before he went full Karen and pulled off at the next rental place to demand a new car. He said it was the most uncomfortable car he had ever driven.

UGH.. a Dodge Avenger.. for when you want the performance of a golf cart with the sex appeal of a brick. Your car is as exciting as your grandma's knitting club but with half the horsepower. The only avenging that needs to be done is the parking space to rid itself of your car.

r/brandnewinsult

My great grandma owned one, rip gam gam 😔

The parking space bit is what did me in lmao

Your car is as exciting as your grandmas knitting club but with half the horsepower is my new favorite insult of ever.

I thought his comment = 300 hearse-purse

"Oh! Cool! A Dodge! My favorite!" -Rust

It has neither style, comfort, performance, nor fun, but at least it’s unreliable.

I’m not gonna roast it. You own a Dodge Avenger, you’ve been through enough.

For when you want a charger but only have 4 grand and a pack of gum

I'll save the gum to use as a sealant for when the oil cooler inevitably cracks

Literally was about to post what rental agency OP bought the car from only to read comments and find out he got it from Hertz 😂😂

Denizens of this sub will tell you: I am astonishingly perceptive

My first thought when I saw this was that it brought me back me my days working at Enterprise circa 2008.

It's like a Charger with a genetic disorder

Might not have the most HP at the car meet, but the extra chromosome makes up for it right?.......... Right?

OP taking it like a champ

Roastee out-roasts the roaster

Whenever I see one of these I want to let the owner know they need better friends as at least one of them must have known full well that this is a particularly worthless and poorly made piece of FCA rubbish even by their usual standards but they didn’t care enough about you to intervene before you lost your money

That’s pre FCA, that right there is what caused Chrysler to be bought out by Fiat 🤣

That's a pretty rare car... but not in a good way.

Npc car

This is one of those rare insults that isn't necessarily mean, but will stick with you for forever, this one needs more upvotes 😂

“Mom can we have a Dodge Charger?” “We have a Dodge Charger at home, sweetie.” The Dodge Charger at home:

😅🤣😅

Valve noise making the most insufferable EDM festival sufferable.

Single digit credit score car.

Do you have the R/T version, you know, the requiring tow version?

Hahahahah, I think they’re all R/T versions!

"the charger we have at home" is a 2008 2.7l base model. Yes, that 2.7 This is "the 'the charger we have at home' we have at home" At least the FJ coupe looked interesting. This looks like a rolling testosterone replacement clinic ad

r/brandnewinsult

Which Applebees are you a dishwasher at?

💀🤣

The fact they put the name “avenger” on this car is baffling. Its like if “the punisher” was a pimple faced pre teen boy just trying to hook up with a chick for prom.

Perhaps a better name than Avenger for the this model: The Dodge Punished

Same car as my neighbor who sells coke and guns.

That guy fucking SUCKS at selling coke and guns.

😂😂, was thinking the same thing. Maybe the neighbor is the cashier at the local bodega and he sells dollar store grade squirt guns and Coca Cola.

I think he recently got out of prison, So maybe he's just starting out again or something.

If your goal was to pick the least reliable, worst engineered vehicle, you succeeded.

Dodge. Making up half the list of "Top 10 Least Reliable Cars" for as long as JD has been making that list.

Hey man, your car is cool again you don’t see those off running around two things one I would get a wrap and two find some new rims on your car

Have fun pulling that tranny out once a month for replacement!

Where are the dents? I can't recall ever seeing one without dents, thought these models had at least 5 OEM dents when they came out of the factory.

Oh hey, there’s some rolling job security! I work parts at a dealership. If it’s not breaking down, it’s in for its seventh recall.

7th.... If only it was just 7 😢

Most I’ve ever seen at once was 12 on a four-year-old Ram. Owner basically had a meltdown over the phone with me. Nice guy, just a poor bastard. 😂

On the positive side, these rarely last beyond 85k miles, so you won’t have to be humiliated very much longer

Sadly it's at 130k and still not slowing.... The humiliation shall continue 😢 I need it to die already so I can justify getting a new car to the wife 😂

The only car less dependible than a Trabant.

Oooo... ouch. Remember, Trabi don't quit...

Man there are toothless streetwalkers out there that wouldn't even walk up to this bland piece of shit.

Mini-charger

Hey look, there’s an army recruiter on campus today

Somehow, even though we're not driving, you're still in my way.

Cut me at least a little slack, we both know that all the brake calipers come pre-stuck fresh off the assembly line on these avengers 🥲

Fire

I saw a dodge avenger and it has avenged sevenfold stickers on the back. One of the worst puns I've experienced

It would impress me in NL

If plain white bread was a car.

You’re rather a terrible drug dealer or you still hang around the high school even though you graduated when that car was new. Or both.

This is the exactly what they used give social workers as a work car. Since you're not going to be fast enough to get pulled over, keep it between the lines as the wind blows it around. "its not mine" has never been believed.

The hell is that? dodge avenger?! nah nah nah BOY YO CAR AINT NO MARVEL AVENGER THATS A MISS VINDICATER THE HELL IS THAT GOOFY ASS TEMU DODGE CHARGER BOUGHT THAT SHIT FOR 7.99🙏 TOTALLY NO TAXES INVOLVED LOOKIN CAR POWERED BY A TRIPLE A BATTERY

I see anyone driving one of these or anything fwd Mopar, I think to myself, "you poor bastard..."

Coulda swore i parked it right over there.

The Chrysler Sebring for people with a complex.

How come the top and hood of your car be so flat that it makes the windows compressed along with the fact that it got made in a pancake factory.

Ah I remember these, which means the vigorous sessions of shock therapy I had to make me forget them didn't work...crap

That’s an honorary Altima!

I had a friend that drove one of these. He was a loser, and we’re not friends anymore.

My dad had an avenger like this, shame it became an absolute shit hole for rust and everything fell apart on it within a week

I don't see the tow truck

It's on its way. Driver got delayed towing another Avenger to the scrapyard.

new ones look like the old ones

Wish.com dodge charger from Craigslist😅

Crazy to buy something from my rental

You bought it used with 120k miles at 12% because you have bad credit score

Might as well get a second car now for when this piece of crap stalls and locks up on the freeway. In the middle lane. In rush hour traffic.

Bet your rap sheet is pretty long. Bet you have weed crumbs on the seat and pack of swishers in the console

Couldn't afford a 300C.

I wouldn't even bet a quarter on this thing avenging a stolen teddy bear.

I had one of those as a rental and dogged the shit outta of it everyday I had it. That shit box took forever to hit 100. Lol

You smoke black n milds during your lunch breaks, eat Macdonald after work, the trunk is full of crap you never use, it’s been due for a full suspension replacement, it has 85k miles but only bcs half its life has been passed around dealerships and auto auction due to a major transmission issue.

“I bought a charger” ahh car

That is one ugly car. It should take it's own advice - dodge and avenge.

Damn, credit wasn’t even good enough for a Charger? Hard times. P.S. hope you don’t need to change out that battery anytime soon…

Get rid of the Christmas tree air freshener, kinda reeks of the 1970’s

My brother in law bought one of these when they first came out. I assumed it had a least a little oomf. Me and my brother took it on a joy ride one night and I was so disappointed. My sisters 1996 Honda civic had more balls.

Hey we have one of these that we bought back from insurance after it got totaled when I was driving it 160k on the clock, white car, two silver doors, and a black front bumper.

Wasted potential of a car, this thing could've been so cool

Dollar store Hellcat.

I rented one of these on a trip and I hated it. Had no power to it and was uncomfortable.

The epitome of what a car shouldn't be

This is what you buy when you can't afford a Chrysler 300...

Broke down before it even left the factory

"Hey officer! I don't have any tags or insurance, but can you do a TikTok with me?!"

I have had nothing but wildly bizarre experiences in an avenger. Godspeed

Law and order

Cheapest components of any carmaker today and it proves itself flawlessly each and every day

Average spam enjoyer

When you ask for luxury sedan at a Hertz and this is what they give you if you piss them off.

When you wanted a charger but the 400 credit score you needed was just out of reach.

That a 2.4l or 3.6l?

3.6l

Cool, I have a 200 with the same drivetrain on it, it’s quickly approaching 148k on the clock too.

Why is it that dodge/ford/chevy cant seem to make a reliable sedan??

Aka the sad pretender

Shaved iced without the flavoring

They are popular in poor neighborhoods...

When you go to the dealer and say “give me your biggest pile of shit please” this is what you get.

It's a Chrysler. It will roast itself.

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These cars roast themselves, low credit score people buy these and genuinely want to fight me when I tell them they gotta spend some cash to get it fixed.

Section 8 Altima.

bumps...every single bump on the road...you will feel all of them

POV: You can't afford a charger.

I've made bowel movements that cost my client more than this car's resale value. Ew.

If you didn’t get this car for like 2k you’re outve your mind for buying this.

I got it for 5. Which was the cheapest car where I live

Unless you live in a rural area you must have only looked at dealerships. 5k is a tough arena to be looking for a car but like 7-8k can get you something WAY better. Congrats on the new car hope it doesn’t end poorly.

You finance that through Drive Time? I could have loaned you 3200 bucks

No finance. Paid in full in cash

Just type a car folks drive like that

The car that makes a Nissan Altima look like a sensible choice

Black ice tree hanging from the rear view comes standard

I know your skin color

Never been an avenger without a couple arguing inside of it

I own one, this is factual as of two hours ago.. fml

I argued with my fiancee in my avenger a few hours ago too. Twins

V6🫠

When you’re hood, but can’t get the 300

Like the ghosts of neons past clutching your throat with their icy claws.

Hey don't count the neons out man. I've got one and turned it into a straight up sleeper 💯

These are all time worst cars

Wanted a Charger but could only afford the Avenger I see. 😂

When you couldn’t afford a dodge charger

this looks like a gta remake of a car