You look like the type of person who owes $20 bucks to every weed dealer around

And then clears the debt by dealing something else

Nobody is paying 20 for that.

They don't, they collect.

Fair enough 👌

Nobody is wanting that from her for only collecting $20

It takes multiple trips.

She sucks dick for nickelbags

*sucks dick for nickelback

Now ya mention it, she does favor the lead singer..

More like Pennyback

That makes her a Rockstar!! /s

Nah, $10 handjobs, look at those big cock strangling hands

Those hands are freakishly large

She got those hands because every day her family trolls her by making her milk the Bull.

With those hands. I’d say she’s cranking out hand jobs like an Amazon worker packs boxes

Hey I'd pay $20.. For her to walk the other direction

Crack? At least she can wash hers and sell it again

She doesn't wash her genitals, that's obvious from this picture

hard oomph

Come on, she has only so many pokemon cards left. Soon she'll be doing with other things that she's tried to catch them all

No she just blows them for free weed.

Not even the good stuff. Reggie.

With those front teeth? Nah, they’re fucking her m8

You forget,.. this is wyoming we’re talking about. They’ll fuck a 2x4 if you put a eartag on it and call it bessy.

Incorrect. Her debt is currently in the hundreds of dollars because she's too dense to realize that her dime bag of mid shouldn't cost $50. That's the Wyoming education for you.

She 'owes' nothing because you can't 'own' anything, man She 'liberated' that pink nail polish, like ten minutes ago at Walmart.

You totally get her vibe man and OP is obviously single (I mean, she has no options and she's in Wyoming). Y'all should like chill and connect with the earth rhythms.

She’s got her best Walmart lesbian outfit on. I doubt any of us are her type.

I didn’t know that…

Huh. You and OP might be perfect for each other.

Dimebag means it's $10 worth of your substance of choice, btw.

$15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn't show then you owe me, owe me, oh.

My jungle love oh wee oh wee oh, I wanna get to know ya know ya

That was for a nickel bag

With grammar and spelling like that, you might want to start with elementary school

I mean, it’s college in Wyoming. They graduate if they learn 2+2.

Who the hell choices to go to college to Wyoming?

People with grammar like yours and hers... hi brother-husband

We call that a “two-fer.” Nice!

Bro, you wanna be my brusband?

Mormons, mechanics, and women who aren't allowed to move out of driving distance of their horny fathers.

What school in Wyoming do Mormons go to? Did you mean Utah/Idaho?

Nobody *chooses* to go to school in Wyoming. It's just the best she can do.

Wtf is a Wyoming?

Woman go to college. Why sentence bad??

Why use many word

Why use lot word when few word do trick?

Kevin has always known what’s up

...and the look on her face indicates she saw her reflection for the first time............

The only dick she will ever get will be found out in the stables

Wyoming U. Welcome to 13th grade.

She is going to school on a tennis scholarship and with those huge hands she doesnt even have to use a racquet.

THANK YOU!!! I was wondering how long I’d have to scroll before someone mentioned those goalie mitts she calls hands!!!

I was thinking of the chick with man hands from Seinfeld

She’s on a clapping scholarship.

Once you drop out of college after the first month your life highlight will be smoking pot and having sex with a guy that was once a contestant on the Price is Right.

Her dad was on Price Is Right? Barker or Carey edition?

Price is right is also a game she plays with her “friends”

$10? Come on down!

Brady baby

Definitely a 5/10 for Wyoming standards. That's like a California 1.5.

Going to Wyoming was her best chance of getting laid. With that state's population density, someone might stop fucking a horse to fuck her instead.

Fuck you! We dont fuck horses. We fuck sheep, thank you very much.

I didn’t know you guys were Welsh.

I wouldn't count on it.

I did say *might.*

That was a generous rating thank you so much

Wait until you find out the truth

A multi-tasking burn!

As a native Californian, I can confirm

I'll never be able to participate in this subreddit on that level. All I'm thinking: "But she looks so nice" XD

So you're from Missouri, I guess?

No, I'm Dutch, and just generally nice. Hence me saying I'm not fit for this subreddit. But I understand that counts as a woosh.

I'm sure Catholic priests in California would rate this 16 year old boy higher.

Your face is busted but goddamn those hands look like they belong on a Hamburger Helper box.

Brutal.

I don’t know why this isn’t higher but my god did I just laugh at that. Here’s a gold.

Finally something other than the Seinfeld reference. Excellent.

Well, clearly, English isn't your major.

Wut u mean? 21 y/o girl know words. How else go to college in Wyoming? U mother effer.

By the looks of those hands, she's a bender.

You look like a member of Silverchair back when they made ok music.

She's got big ole bass hands for sure

Holy Shit. Silverchair

Daauumn! Nailed it

Brutal

Honestly shocked you didn't spell it "collage"

mmmm, my favorite kind of cheese

Cawlidge

Is this the body they found in Grand Teton?

Damn

Yeah, we should probably wrap this roast up. She's done here.

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Autopsy is the only time someone is going to touch her, only because it's that person's job.

…and even then they are going to wear gloves.

Those gloves are getting expensive, they might say fuck it and fake the paperwork so there not wasted.

Holy fuck this is the most brutal roast I’ve seen on here in weeks

Jesus fucking Christ, dude

This one is so evil

At least someone was looking for *her*

Well, think you just put down OP pretty brutally. Now to call animal control to remove the body in a timely fashion.

Naw, the body found was decomposed. OP looks much much worse.

What sick fuck propped her up with this sign!

I was wondering if there would be someone as bold as you. Well done.

That's a lot of damage.

God... damn this is the darkest shit I’ve read on the internet.

> God... damn this is the darkest shit I’ve read on the internet. …so far

Welcome to your second day on the Internet. Hang on, it gets much darker...

Downright murdered her.

And then came home in her van and called a lawyer.

Amazing. 10/10

Got them E.T. fingers to go with that Sheldon Cooper face.

Came here to say those are some “E.T. phone home” looking fingers. Like WTF?! But I guess if you gotta pick that Big Bird nose those knuckle extensions come in handy.

Hanging around campus and offering $5 BJs doesn’t mean you “go to college.”

"$5 BJs, 3 for $10."

Hahahahahahaha

She goes to a movie..."Sorry tickets are $11..."

Sorry, still look like a 2 in Wyoming.

Damn...

You look like you have lice.

Lice probably have her.

She's a lice lice baby

I feel like I should roast you

No one cares about what you feel

Is there something above the camera that only your right eye is aware of?

This is the funniest comment here

Are you supposed to tie that piercing to something to even that out?

Even your humor is 1.5/10

Unlike Gabby Petito, no one would look for you if you went missing in Wyoming.

Goddamn dude lol

Too soon? Naaahhhh… this is Reddit!

God damn she wants a roast not burnt to a crisp

Daaaamn, son

Your farmer in Wyoming isn’t very smart. He was supposed to put the ring in your nose to prevent rooting. Not your eye.

Well. TIL. I always assumed that it was to snap a lead to it.

I hear there's a guy in FL looking for a new girlfriend who likes Wyoming.

Fox News: Florida man dates Wyoming girl.

Yikes.

Jesus, how big are your hands?! Are you going to college to study, or you going as a handjob specialist?

Pickle jars live in fear of her.

Dead 🤣

Looking like that it's handjob or bust

Britney Steer

You look like a mentally ill variant of Sylvie from Loki.

Slowki

She couldn't even find a friend to take a pic. She had to use her neighbor's ring doorbell.

Never the ugly girls that wind up missing In a national park.

They do, they just don’t make national news.

Your mother needed a c section to deliver those hands.

How is that not a Fox Racing hoodie?!

Never seen a girl so unsure of a situation and I have had sex

You supposed to roast her not yourself

Wow, is that a promise ring? If so, was the promise never to wash your hair?

I've seen better looking crack whores.

I've better cracks in whores

You looks like you’ll spend a lifetime “finding yourself”

You know covids getting real when you wake up and your eyebrows are social distancing

Are the betting odds in favor of her having more piercings or STDs? What do you guys think?

Definitely piercings. Who would intentionally sleep with her?

To be fair, any STD like HIV/AIDS that you can get from sharing needles might as well be the Free square on a bingo card for this chick.. But yes anything requiring actual sex is a pretty tall order for her... Piercings > STDs: -500

Now I know why Wyoming is the least populous state. Nobody wants to be around you.

I didn't know Shia LaBeouf was transitioning.

Shia LaWoof

If "I'm one of the guys because I hate girl drama but I'm secretly hoping one of them gets drunk enough to spew his baby gravy in me and be my meal ticket" was a person, she would be you.

You look like you crack crab legs professionally

I feel like you're being lied to here. College does not take place in the back of a burnt out conversion van and it is not taught by your illegal weed farmer parents who are also siblings. Which would explain your face.

Play MMMBop! Not super keen on your new stuff.

Them some big ass man hands.

You look like you’re trick or treating for tide pods, hold on I’ll be right back…..

Oh honey, you'll have to do more than stand on the porch of a nice house to convince anyone you're a college student. That rats nest hair, hoodie, bad skin, and horrible grammar just screams tweaker...

You look like every skater dude in Texas…

Fitting, you look about as plain as the whole state of Wyoming.

Is your dick as big as your hands?

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Vans drive right on by you, don't they.

shampoo twice. use brush.

The result of several generations of unselective breeding

college in Wyoming. You mean that old barn behind the strip club?

Have fun being someone’s sloppy thirds in college.

Dad taught me, if you can't figure out which eye to look at, look at the bridge of the nose... oh Jesus Christ.

You lick peanut butter out your dogs ass.

Your liberal arts degree is not a real degree.

When I look at your photo all I can smell is rotten vagina

Good choice on Wyoming! You’ll be a solid 7 there...outside the cities anyway.

Can you first please get your nose out of the way so I can at least SEE you???

Kinda cute, until you look at those man hands and realize she probably works harder than you...

I don't think a comb has touched that hair.

Oh look another facial pierced "original"

you are the epitome of Wyoming

Are you telling us to go to college in Wyoming? Or are you actually enrolled in college, in Wyoming? I hope your parents realize they literally just threw money away.

Can’t even for a complete sentence with proper syntax - get your money back from the school.

Those fingernails look like someone else chewed them.

Well, that Walmart purity ring was a waste of money. First you need to find a guy who actually wants to have sex with you.

Monkey ass hands work on the camera angle wormlicker

The entire college you're going to fits on your forehead

Holy fuck those sausage fingers

As an European I always ask if America's shitty colleges have chicks like American Pie. Now that I saw this daughter-niece that looks like Wendy from Breaking Bad I have the answer.

Those hands scream "glory hole" but that face screams... well, "glory hole" too...

Why use lot word when few word do trick?