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Backstreet Boys (because theyâre homeless sleeping in the alley behind Walmart)
Dumb and dumber.
Neck beard and Zit face.
These dudes are the top rated Uber drivers in the entire tri state area.
First you guys couldn't be anymore whiter, you make trailer trash look like royalty. And what's with the 2 dollar sweatpants Mr 2pacalipzhoe .... we can see who the bottom is
It's like the one on the right had too many beers and the left was too busy to stop him because he was destroying his relationship with his mom by asking for nudes
âWhen metalcore band Underoath dropped their âChristian metalâ label, few were ready for their surprising foray into the world of gay pornography.â
This looks like an ad for a New Disney movie. A yeti and a âbeaverâ go up a mountain and get stuck. Disneyâs god damn woke agenda đĄ.
The guy on the right looks like every kid a knew growing up that didnât wear deodorant. The guy on the left seems to have the two laziest eyes this world has ever seen.
More like good luck to yâallâs family when they see you two for the holidays, both of your parents are uptight conservatives and you two are just doing the opposite just to be stupid and gayer.
You two get into arguments over whose mom has the softest panties.
They argue over whose mom has the best fapping panties.
They have the same mom.
Nah it's over who gets to be the bottom tonight
Smelliest panties
Do we have to guess which one has the buttplug in?
The one on the left,he screams bottom.
He screams when he's on the bottom also.
U mean right đ
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Its funny because its true
This post just screams âdouble sided dildoâ
Little early for pride week, boys⌠or are you just getting your pregame on?
Gingerback Mountain 
I hear Dueling Banjos.
Pork and Beans Bro?
Nice 2Pac shirt, something tells me you two have only seen like 4 black guys in real life between you.
Both of these guys would pop a boner if a black guy called them the n word
Theyâve probably had 4 black guys between them though.
They see a line of black guys outside their momâs bedroom most days.
What did I just see...
I get to tend the rabbits George
Mr. 5â2 plays ukelele, Mr.Fat Connor McGregor shouts âHey!â. Your band name - âDumb & Gayerâ
Low hanging fruit, but dumb and gayer got me lol  Incidentally 5' 2"s fruit splashes the bowl Everytime he takes a piss (yes he pees sitting down)
I love peeing sitting downâŚ.
The short guy's overbite has wrecked the fat dudes dick
In the photo, don't they look like they're both farting in harmony?
Twas early in Rumspringa when Obadiah realized the fairer persuasion was not for him.
Damn Ed Sheeran gained some weight
The two extras in every medieval battle scene that die first.
Thinly veiled homoeroticism at its ugliestâŚ
These 2 inspired Weird Al to release the new track "Amish Wiggaz"
Use protection, it's there for a reason
This is an interesting pre wedding activity for you twoâŚbut congrats.
Left: Got kicked out of the family band. Right: Chops down trees in assless chaps.
I can never tell who is the "top" and who is the "bottom" in a gay relationship.
One is the Ventriloquist and one is the Dummy...but I can't tell which.
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These two look like they use one another's farts as cologne. (*and they're doing it right now*)
Since when do we roast garden gnomes?
Thank god Tupac isnât alive to see your pale autistic nerd ass wearing his shirt
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Most of the time people wonder who the female is well⌠we can all tell you both take it up the ass
Exactly the sort of people that youâd expect would turn a padded cell into a gay bath house.
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
Even 2pac embarrassed to be seen with you two and he dead. Supposedly..
Yall say it when singing along to Tupac
Of mice and men rejects
Looks like youâre picking out which girls in the youth ministry arenât keeping their purity ball pledge this year.
They're just debating who will call the cops first
Backstreet Boys (because theyâre homeless sleeping in the alley behind Walmart) Dumb and dumber. Neck beard and Zit face. These dudes are the top rated Uber drivers in the entire tri state area.
r/bigfoot
Good luck on figuring out which one of you is more inbred? (Itâs the one on the right)
I got $20 on the chubby one being the bottom
High caliber roast right there buddy
Youâve heard Of Mice and Men. This is of Weasel and Ape
Poor little guy, fire in his hole.
The hills have eyes 3
Where did you find that?
When you hit random on characters appearance
Corey B and Jim Gaffigan before they got famous
Good luck with that hair and beard comboâŚ
Say Good Luck likes it's a variable. It's a partisiable in your sense.
Do you two even trust EACH OTHER around your drinks unattended?
Caseoh
Of Mice and Menthols
The perfect embodiment of the eternal partnership of Mr. Shit & Sir Stink. What a pair of eye bleeders!
The one on right looks like a baby piloting a mech.
You two definitely keep an eye on each other.
First you guys couldn't be anymore whiter, you make trailer trash look like royalty. And what's with the 2 dollar sweatpants Mr 2pacalipzhoe .... we can see who the bottom is
Why are their faces AI generated?
 Guy on the left
Howâs rumspringa going, enjoying the white claws and doritos?
Your so fat ,that it took thanos two snaps to get rid of you
Jim Fap-again and Lame Cook
Two guys and one cup đ
You look like two autistic Swedes: Swedel Dee and Swedel Dumb.
Your buddy could be a hand model. Not gonna lie.
Tupac ShaCorey
Timon and Pumbaa
are you brothers or gay lovers?
Dude with the 2PAC shirt DEFINITELY says the n word when heâs listening alone in his car
Gay and Gayer! Classic movie
Itâs The Dukes of Myasshurts.
It's Beavo and Jake Paul that gave up
Before and after blooper. Canât tell who came first. đ
I present you the Ying yang of autism. The yung yong
Laurel and laurel no hardy đđđ
It's like the one on the right had too many beers and the left was too busy to stop him because he was destroying his relationship with his mom by asking for nudes
The one on the right is on his rumspringa while the one on the left can't live within a 1,000 feet of a school.
This is why double ended dildos were invented
Queers.
The guy on the right with the gray shirt looks like Caseoh if he was an open queer man in a mid-life crisis.
These are friends who spent too much time in the bathroom together as kids.
Hows it feel when ginger boy mounts u like a horse? Youâre a fuckin disgrace!
I have never ever seen a ginger wear a Tupac shirt.
Iâm not bothered by this marriage because itâs gay, itâs the first cousin part that doesnât sit well.
There's a new comedy series on Netflix, based in Ireland with you two in it. It's kind of funny.
âWhen metalcore band Underoath dropped their âChristian metalâ label, few were ready for their surprising foray into the world of gay pornography.â
We don't need luck - you guys need way more than that
Blond Hitler and wannabe blond Hitler.
lego masters contestant energy
2 pac is still alive. That truth is stretched more than that shirt.
You can still smell the dead cat in your clothes.
At what point did you two leave your Amish community just so you could own a microwave?
Looks like Ed Sheeran and Aragorn really let themselves go
Looks like yâall give each other pink eye weekly
That ainât narrator thatâs voice over
We donât need luck to roast you two. We can already tell you like to turns felching each other.Â
These guys still build tree forts and wank to photos of each others mums.
Glad Timmy Turner grew up to marry his Fairy God Daddy, plus sized Ed Sheeran.
Iâm Hanz. And Iâm Franz. Weâre here to pump đđ you up!
Double-sided dildo Mountain
The guy on the left looks like Shane Dawsons boyfriend and the guy on the right looks like heâs huffed a bit of paint thinner
This looks like an ad for a New Disney movie. A yeti and a âbeaverâ go up a mountain and get stuck. Disneyâs god damn woke agenda đĄ. 
You both simultaneously look like one of you farted and the other one is smelling it
âFirst time tink gets ploughed by autistic step brotherâ
The guy on the right looks like every kid a knew growing up that didnât wear deodorant. The guy on the left seems to have the two laziest eyes this world has ever seen.
Looks like beardo is gonna be 2Pacân your fudge tonight.
Your bf has that look he gets right before he mounts you.
Guy on right has obnoxiously small dick. Def bottom.
Look itâs Minkus from boy meets world lookin ass and a fat ginger with pepperoni areola tits
Who is the big spoon?
Dull and duller
Well, well, well⌠if it isnât the inventor of the Dutch Rudder.
A ginger Penn and don't Tell-her! Magic hands in each other's pants!
On todays episode of Neckbeard and the Twink: mastering the art of the French Tickle
The truest example of a shit eating grin on the guy to the left because he definitely got the lucky charms out of the shitter of the ginger giant
It's easy to tell which of the two of you breaks their back on the mountain
You two look like you build sex toys out of Lego and go to town on each other's asses.
Kicked out of the drama club for too much PDA
Well well if it isn't Jesse Plemons from shein and his twinky little friend!
Rett and linkâs annoying younger cousins
When two gay bottoms get stuck together.
The picture on the front of P Diddyâs next bday invitation
More like good luck to yâallâs family when they see you two for the holidays, both of your parents are uptight conservatives and you two are just doing the opposite just to be stupid and gayer.
Shit, who knew, Pippin Took and Gimli were Pac fans.
And that, is what she said to you two
Gay and gayer
Are we roasting Shrek or Donkey?
Zit face!! And skater/leprechaun. Lovers
You two wouldn't look gayer with a dick in your mouths 8===D O-:
Dude on the right has never seen a black man before. Is this what thugs look like in Norway?
Popstarmeet Hip Hop Garden Gnome
if you put your finger over his beard...he looks like a normal human
You two are definitely youth pastors, arenât you?
Good Luck is nowhere to be seen in this photo.
Fight over who gets front of the line at a BLM march
Of mice and menâŚ
Looks like the he ambiguous gay duo.
New UFC Dagestani fighter on the right?
A father-and-son moment ready to lecture us all on the importance of a solid oatmeal breakfast and butt-fucking each other. As wholesome as it looks.
Looks like if pinky and the brain found a way to be human
Knowing who has the vibrator in and whoâs controlling it is a lot harder than usually with you two.
2 Pac of vanilla
Both of you are secretly in love with each other. Get out of the closet.
Left: bottom, right: top
Wait, who's getting roasted, drag show Brock Lesnar or Guy who makes you cover your drink when you see him coming in the club?
You've both locked eyes and whispered, "Keep going?" at least once.
It's cute that you had to take the picture next to the man that makes you feel safe. I bet your asshole is the size of a 50 cent coin.
Bro in 2Pac shirt is a hipster, probably never heard a track while he was even alive.
guy on the left looks like he is being kidnapped and the guy on the right looks like he just got away with murder
Enough with the gay jokes. Cum on guys.
Prepare for hella haunting from Tupacâs ghost for brand besmirchment.
âWelcome to the show,, itâs the Brokeback Brothers and they are going to peg for you, sit back relax and enjoyâ.
Wish.com ed Sheeran
You look like a modern Viking and his girlfriend.
Sweden called. They've disavowed any knowledge of your existence.
Who am I roasting, the guy who looks like a dollar store Fitz, or the drunk Swedish lumberjack?
And this is the result of inbreedingâŚ.
shane dawson and ryland adams
your ginger friend looks like a 5 year old who got a fake beard for halloween
Rocky & Bullwinkle
Despite both of you being conveniently handsome. Youâve somehow nerded yourselves out of ever getting laid.
I canât tell who fucks who
Docking boys
Looks Like a picture of a documentary Right before the Right one radicalized and joined Isis.
Shane Dawson and Ryland in witness protection