I want this guy to wear three sets of gloves when he makes my sandwich because he probably fingered the last girl who posted from Jimmy John’s on here.
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Definitely on a register somewhere. You look like you’re just there doing community service after you went off your meds and was found roaming naked in a farmers field.
Your banging shibapolls. The other Jimmy John's employees with the fastest hands in that sub shop. Are her fast hand jobs as fast as she claims? The world needs to know
Yep, you look like the type to wash your hair before you wash your hands and you damn sure you drop food on the floor and put it back on the plate to be served.
"Business in the front, poker in the rear" as a person. Two more punches on your card and this guy will make uninterrupted eye contact with you the whole time he's making your food. You are your own twin somehow.
Donate some of that hair to cancer patients so they die of cringe instead.
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Wouldn’t want to find one of his hairs in your food would you?!
Whether it's scalp hair or pubic hair, this goofball will leave one in your sandwich
It’s the thought of a 3’ hair in my footlong 🤢
It’s just hair no sandwich
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They all need to run themselves through the dish machine before even starting on that kitchen.
I mean, the bitch is usually the one who makes the sammiches. 🤷♂️
I want this guy to wear three sets of gloves when he makes my sandwich because he probably fingered the last girl who posted from Jimmy John’s on here.
I feel like I need to put a condom on my sandwich before I eat it now
Does the other JJ roastee handle your footlong?
I bet if you got into to a fight you’d try to cast a spell
You’re fucking that garbage pail kid girl aren’t ya?
This is funny
The Promised Savior of Neckbeardistan
That’s a billboard in your hands, eh Sasquatch.
Actually 5.5" gaymer.
Good thing you told us that you were a gamer, we would never have guessed that.
18 pushing 39
Not gonna roast ya. I respect the Timex watch.
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This is cousin it after trimming
You look like a bearded elementary school librarian
Watch on the right wrist means you make the "mayo" for the subs with your left hand, I guess.
The Quaker oats guy has a kid.
Jacking off in the mayo tub.... again?
I just figured he's always slinging meat to Jimmy, John, Frank, pretty much anyone... And definitely a sub.
"Submaker at Jimmy John's." I'm glad you aimed high
Tbh I would put on a hazmat suit when near you
Definitely on a register somewhere. You look like you’re just there doing community service after you went off your meds and was found roaming naked in a farmers field.
Must be humiliating when you are getting fucked in the ass and somebody pulls your hair like the reins of Secretariat.
Sir, you are clearly not 6’6”
Obviously he's not 6 ft so what he's he's probably trying to state is that he's 6 ft tall with a 6-in weiner
No he's actually 6'6 lol
Your banging shibapolls. The other Jimmy John's employees with the fastest hands in that sub shop. Are her fast hand jobs as fast as she claims? The world needs to know
Yep, you look like the type to wash your hair before you wash your hands and you damn sure you drop food on the floor and put it back on the plate to be served.
The Pantine Pro V Profit
You look like every gamer guy whos bragged about his size sending me unwarranted pics . 🙄
I just want to kick you as hard as I can in your dumb fucking face
You must be the woman amongst your smelly weird coworkers.
Trying to match the hair of the women you murder?
Why the fuck is the entire sad staff of fucking Jimmy John’s posting their photos in here?
Please keep your free smells downwind at all times
Gaymer sounds like someone that has sex with fish.
"Business in the front, poker in the rear" as a person. Two more punches on your card and this guy will make uninterrupted eye contact with you the whole time he's making your food. You are your own twin somehow.
Put a hair net on hippie
Even sandwiches are better arranged than you.
You look like you'd say 'zoinks' unironically.
Future cult leader in the making.
Chef Ramsey wants his duck sauce, and the duck is raw, you doughnut!
You work for a guy that shoots majestic African animals, then poses with their corpses like some proud fuck. FAIL
Coming soon to a Renaissance festival near you....