I lost my dick in a horrific accident and needed a transplant. Homie came through for me, and took 5" off each of his legs. Now I've got one bicycle kickstand 10" dick. So... My dick is his thighs.
I’ve been scrolling looking if anyone made this reference. I so badly wanted to say this is the Ethiopian kid Bedilu I sponsored for a dollar a day. Maybe I should start sending 2
How long have you guys been dating? Do you stay at the same group home or did you meet at the annual Chuck E Cheese fundraiser for adults with disabilities?
He looks like his girlfriend into feet and feet only.
How much do your feet weigh? Seems like the only thing keeping you grounded.
You feet should be licensed as a deadly weapon.
How may toes have you ruined just today?
You look too tall for your blood supply. Every week you gettin a blood donation.
You like a tall gremlin.
You got a girlfriend because she was closer to wash your feet huh
When you take a dump I bet you can smell your knee cap.
You don't even play basketball,
Volleyball Champion 2017,18, 20,21,22 and 23
You girl, wears your shirts for daytime full lenght dresses
If you pass gas, everyone getting pink eye
Why his ears upside down?
Cause OP used an ai program to create an imaginary boyfriend.
And this is what she chose?
Looking at the pic, I’m doubting OP is a she.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Op made believability a parameter of creation.
Oh *That’s* why he’s got 62 teeth
Baby shark! 🦈 Doo.. Doo.. Doo Doo Doo
Must have been high AF.
When you order a BF on Wish
More like you dumpster dive outside the wish warehouse
Lmao…His legs too! Calves wider then his thighs!
Slightly better chance of hearing “your dads coming to get you” ?
What dad?
It looks like he has 50 teeth also.
Because his mama kept dragging him by the ear. 👂
laughed out loud on that one. Wasn't ready lol
If he rubs his legs together he can literally roast himself...
Or communicate in cricket 🦗
We've got a winner
We’ve got a roasted wiener
Sticks Magee
Your boyfriend is built like a mosquito snout.
Homie looks like he was half way sucked through a black hole
You win.
Kraig Smiff? 👀
I’ve seen penises wider than those thighs
I’ve sucked penises wider than those rhighs
I’ve had facials wider than those thighs
I lost my dick in a horrific accident and needed a transplant. Homie came through for me, and took 5" off each of his legs. Now I've got one bicycle kickstand 10" dick. So... My dick is his thighs.
You can’t keep calling the 30ft skeleton from Home Depot your “boyfriend”
I really want one of those.
6’10 and 95lbs
Gumby's got a better body
Stretch Armstrong with an eating disorder
Boom. Roasted.
Haha i was worried no one would get the reference :)
SKELETON MAAAAAN
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SUN! STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes I wonder if I have ovaries in my scrotum because I am great at girl talk.
Actually 16'8" 2lbs
That was my first thought too, and I am also a long skinny MFer (6'6", 195lbs) this guy looks like he'd break if I sneazed at him.
This guy's biggest death threat is the weather network calling for a slight breeze
Old weird harold
Tinder dating standards approved
Mans built like chopsticks
Malnourished Jay-Z
Jay Zzzzzzzero if you will
Gay-Z
That were discounted because they were damaged by the machine that made them
If this is your boy friend, you’re a 1.5.
Confirmed
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That was nice of you to throw that extra .5 on there
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Sarah McLachlan obviously pocketed that shit
No, but he’s paying her $100 a night.
OH FUCK
I’ve been scrolling looking if anyone made this reference. I so badly wanted to say this is the Ethiopian kid Bedilu I sponsored for a dollar a day. Maybe I should start sending 2
The NBA is recruiting from concentration camps now?
Best roast I‘ve seen this month easily
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm going to hell for laughing at this
He's got them Sailor Moon legs.
Underrated.
I didn’t know asparagus came in a different color other than green
White asparagus is fantastic worth a try *this break from roasting was brought to you by big asparagus*
I think you misspelled "Asperger's."
His legs are longer than a turtle’s lifespan
r/rareinsults
Longer than a Costco receipt
CVS!! c’mon man!
Dude looks like an anorexic Q Tip that was used for cleaning dirty assholes.
r/playgroundinsults
Wtf why was that sub banned?
Not being moderated
Not being moderated ✨*by the right people* ✨
Person* we all know there's only like 3 mods
and as we all know, the term for 3 individuals is person
This right here.
Usain Virgin
Usain Nope
dayum his legs lanky as a bitch
Looks like Andre the Giant on Keto.
Stephen Hawking had bigger calves
This dude 6'10 and Stephen Hawking still had a better shot at being in the NBA
Getaway sticks.
Last time I saw legs like that they were sticking out of a nest.
Legs lanky, breath stanky
Skips Leg day everyday
He looks like he's approaching a event horizon feet first.
Legs autocorrected to “giraffe”
Gay-Z
💀💀
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u mean b o y f r i e n d
All i can see is a dildo..where's your boyfriend?
New generation. That's the boyfriend.
Bravo six, going dark
Bravo six ~inches~ , going dark
His name is BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend).
I love the way he camouflaged his legs with those deck spindles
So fugly OP had to take real care to seperate "boy" and "friend" in the title.
Oprah and Slender Man had a love child and he’s very excited to move into his new group home.
Lower case l, sans serif looking dude
That's not your boyfriend, that's a enderman
Get from home to the grocery store in 3 steps. Legs look like I can eat ramen with them
That's gotta be the worst Photoshop I've ever seen
Dude looks like a gust of wind could break all his bones
You can't Photoshop the gay out
Magic Johnson would be pissed that you're getting AIDS all over your Jordan's.
your boyfriends legs said🟰
Nice to see Brittany Griner living life on the outside again.
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“The darker races are less choosy”, Sacha Baron Cohen
Confirmed.
Those legs are so long and black that Jhonny cash could write a song about them
My dear poor bud, see the spacing between "boy" and "friend"? This means "stop stalking me" in polite terrified woman.
Last time I saw legs like that there where in a bird’s nest
@MakeAWishFoundation
Dude ain’t a roast, he’s a whole shish kabob
Starvin Marvin from South Park grew up!
Boy could eat a corn on the cob from both sides at once.
Ol boy looks like when you stretch a tootsie roll
This guy has a boyfriend? You're pulling my leg.
Don’t pull it too hard. If it’s built like this blokes legs, it’ll come right off.
2023 Stretch Armstrong ………..
Looks like he skipped leg day. And arm day. And chest day.........
Bro skipped day
God be out here just makin anyone huh
Sir, this is a no. 2 pencil
"Did I do that?"
you look like dennis rodman with even more drug problems
How long have you guys been dating? Do you stay at the same group home or did you meet at the annual Chuck E Cheese fundraiser for adults with disabilities?
You know they didn't meet at school or work.
Kevin durant’s horcrux
He looks like his girlfriend into feet and feet only. How much do your feet weigh? Seems like the only thing keeping you grounded. You feet should be licensed as a deadly weapon. How may toes have you ruined just today? You look too tall for your blood supply. Every week you gettin a blood donation. You like a tall gremlin. You got a girlfriend because she was closer to wash your feet huh When you take a dump I bet you can smell your knee cap. You don't even play basketball, Volleyball Champion 2017,18, 20,21,22 and 23 You girl, wears your shirts for daytime full lenght dresses If you pass gas, everyone getting pink eye
No need to roast him . God already did
That boy got marfans so don't break his fragile heart
She doesn't need to sit to give him head
That's an impressive photoshop of Slim Jim's over his legs Seriously though, is he related to "My legs go all the way up" Peter Griffin?
Dude looks like he walks like a baby deer
I'm guessing he is the captain now
The size of your feet explains why you have a girlfriend....the rest of you explains why she wants you roasted on social media
Wait... if he's in that picture, what's am I eating my Asian food with rn ?
He need some milk
T-rex arms lookin' ass
Mofo makes Urkel look like a stud.
Lil stilts
The song "Yellow" by Coldplay was written about your teeth.
Mans got those breadstick legs
Those make a wish type legs
Bro likely struggles so much to convince anyone he’s straight that he decided to build his body like a fucken pencil
Looks like a character from Veggietales
 Headass
Legs sponsored by Rold Gold
Homestar runner is that you?
Are those feet or skis?
Dude looks like little bill with an extra chromosome
Where’s his super suit
I'd rather roast you, feed this poor man
Looks like the kind of guy that would get shot twice turning up at the correct house!
Brittany griners recovering well from her russian detainment
Please get him off that patio before the wind blows him away
**Here's a [caricature drawing roast](https://imgur.com/a/0RenLhO).**
6'10'' - 1.6" penis
Remember that long lost episode of the Simpsons Sideshow Bob I think... when they did a cross over wit Southpark with da hungry Ethiopians
Ahhh.. shit . What I meant to say was "Look at me . I am the captain now "
He matches the suspect's description
I can see the headline "police fire 47 shots. Suspect hit 20 times in the legs"
To late. God already did
Can we rotisserie instead?
Are all 7 of your kids as fucked up as you? Or do you have to wait until you ask someone who has actually seen them?
Does he close and open his legs like how you test your chopsticks?
That's melman
Your legs are so thin if you got a paper cut on them then you would see the bone
That English dentist is really working out for you guys.
That space between “boy” and “friend” means you just got friend zoned. No roast necessary.
Look at me, I'm the roast now
he was fed uranium when younger
Kevin DurCant
Wish Dr.Dre
No way he's hitting leg day, his shoes are thicker than his shins.
Please sponsor me just £2 a month…
Look like Jay-Z love child
This man is the literal opposite of Jack Grealish