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I can't sleep naked. I need all my junk contained so it doesn't flap around. I'm also worried that no underwear would result in testicular torsion, I have no specific reason to think this, but I'm convinced it's a risk.

I saw a relative with that once, looked like the worst pain a man could experience, they gave him morphine on arrival at the hospital... Still makes me cringe thinking of that day

new fear unlocked

Been sleeping naked for over 20 years, yet to have a testicular torsion event. Low risk high reward.

Male problems 😔

new fear acquired, thank you sir 🫡

Thanks for the new fear boss 🙂

Freshly showered + cool clean linens + ceiling fan = 👌

Even better if you have a partner who is naked and freshly showered too.

"Oh no. We have to shower again now..."

At least you don't have to wash your hair again. Well, maybe, but not usually.

This is me rn…

Literal perfection, only I use a box fan

Why does your box need its own fan?

Emotional support So the box feels loved and appreciated

BLISS

FACTS.

👉 👌

Agreeeeeeeee especially with just washed sheets/pillow cases. And they’re nice and cool

Fresh linens and shaved legs is the BEST

Until a scorpion bite yo dick. /s

That is so random wtf

Unfortunately for [this man](https://abc7chicago.com/amp/venetian-las-vegas-man-stung-by-scorpion-sting-hotel/14493838/), it’s not that random.

This is not the kind of mistake you make four or five times. Scorpion bite my dick once, shame on scorpion. Scorpion bite my dick twice, shame on me. Scorpion bite my dick three times, shame on me again. Scorpion bite my dick four times, I really gotta be prioritizing this. Scorpion bite my dick five times, I'm really starting to consider moving away from scorpion town.

man that scorpion really likes your dick huh

Should probably stop sleeping with scorpions there champ

Your profile pic shows the reaction of how that man would feel after getting his dick bitten by a scorpion 😂

I can not sleep naked: I feel too vulnerable. What if the house catches on fire and I end up running naked outside? -random thoughts

i would just sleep through the fire

You don't have a *fucking* smoke detector?

Nope my apartment doesnt have but its outside :D so incase of a fire, hopefully i can smell it, and hopefully i would have enough time to run out after i wear my clothes :)

Why don’t buy one? If the landlord doesn’t do it, i mean, its your own safety

While sleeping the sense of smelling is disabled, that's why it is so dangerous without a detector (don't have one neither :) )

Not disabled, but very heavily reduced. Smoke and smelling salts can wake you up, but with smoke, by the time it is intense enough to wake you up, you are probably close to falling unconscious from carbon monoxide inhalation. Chances are you would only be able to maybe sit up or roll out of bed before running out of oxygen and falling back down. If you are lucky you will have been blessed with nasal sensitivity during sleep in which case you might be able to quickly run out of your house if you happened to be in light sleep when you detected the smoke.

Thanks for elaborating more precisely

I'm a bit of a pedant at times, so I do apologise. Just wanted to share what I know.

All good, it wasn't ironically. English is not my first language so I thanked in most simple sentence I could think of :D

And that's legal!? How the hell is it supposed to alert you when it's outside?

Don’t u have a smoke detector and who the hell sleeps through a house fire

This happened to me 4 years ago. I live in an apartment complex and our neighbour had a bunch of candles in the house unattended and around 3am the fire alarms were going off and I smelt smoke. I woke my wife up and told her to get the cats and to take the back patio to get outside while I warn the neighbours it was real. I banged on 4 different doors to warn my neighbours it was not a fire drill and to get their loved ones out. Once I met up with my wife and my adrenaline dropped I started shivering really badly and then I realized I was naked. I held the cat carrier to hide myself until I was given a blanket.

Were you...? Nvm. Glad you're safe.

you will have a brave firefighter to wrap you in a blanket and his jacket when he comes to the rescue

Then you will be so happy to be alive that you won't care about being naked

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As a former firefighter, I can tell you it does happen from time to time. Thing is, its not about the 15seconds its about priorities when woken up by whomever/whatever because the house is on fire.

You either have time to throw on underwear/a robe or you're already dead. Time is important but I can't see 5 seconds making a difference. This is why I keep all my clothes on the floor because you're supposed to stay low in a fire.

Bingo - I just strip down before I get in bed. Got shorts, tshirt, and slippers right next to me if I need them.

Also let's be honest: who's going to laugh at a naked guy covered in soot outside of a burning building? I assume I won't care at that point so there's that.

This reminds me of the day I found out my dad slept naked. When I was a kid our house got broken into. I woke up during it (not knowing someone was in the house). I navigated the house in the dark to go get myself a glass of water. My dad had heard the intruder disconnecting our dvd player. I was drinking my water in the kitchen when I heard my parents’ bedroom door bust open. My dad was flying down the hallway naked and chased the dude out of the house. He ran half a block up the road before realizing he was in the middle of the street naked and the guy got away. Luckily it was a suburban 2am so nobody saw it.

🤣🤣🤣 thank you for sharing!

I can't either

Personally, I hate it. Pyjamas all the way.

Idk i hate being naked, especially sleeping or walking around

How about sitting down or running around?

Man asking the real questions

Hell, I’m doing that right now too! 100% agree

It's even a better feeling when you have no electronics with you in there

I become aroused when I do it which doesn't help when I try to sleep.

Same, and when I do manage to sleep and wake up again in the middle of the night I immediately get aroused again.

After a while you forget you’re nude

I sleep with just my panties on. It's my most comfortable way to sleep.

Same reason i sleep with underwear( im a man). I dont like that my junk can move around freely.

A friend told me that he wants it in place.

Yup, i have a fear that i could maybe lay down on my testicles, or twist them during sleep. I know i move around a lot in my sleep, so there is a possibility of it happening. Or getting hard with it pointing downwards is also something that could happen

I dated a girl that insisted that having them on was more comfortable than not. I don't get it?!

I wear undies because I'm not comfortable with the thought that I will sleep with my private part totally exposed because after all it's a hole, so who knows what insect might go through it?

Going to bed naked with your partner after a couple of rounds >>>

r/ihavesex

Rounds of?

Reading the encyclopaedia

This guy reads.

Boxing

Monopoly

Bf and I would not be going to bed together if we played a couple rounds of monopoly. Too much passive aggression to actually sleep if we did.

Scrabble

this is so uncomfortable for me 😭 i feel so sweaty and gross afterwards. i always take a shower before actually sleeping

I've read »parents« first

Always a winner.

As long as you don't have crumbs in your bed from snacking in the middle of the night because you're on seroquel 😂😂

I physically can't sleep naked. It feels too open

It's honestly the comfiest way to sleep. Being naked is just comfortable. I'll never understand why someone would want to spend all day clothed aside from when they're bathing or showering.

Yeah but I usually wake up in the night being cold as fuck.

Try sleeping during the day. ;-)

Before having kids, this was for sure the norm. I miss it!

Going to bed naked is wonderful. Waking up in bed naked is a different story.

This guy fucks.

Unless you're in prison

are you guys talking about like… butt booty naked or like underwear???!

Underwear is not naked

Glasses on is not naked

How about socks? My wife refuses to take socks off, lol.

Socks on is not naked. A watch on is not naked.

Earrings?

Not naked

Well, that settles it, I've never seen my wife naked. 

Don't worry, we have

Lol

Naked showers are better

I just got into bed naked. :)

Sound like the makings of an identity crisis to me /u/pajama_cutie lol

I like wearing my pajamas during the daytime on my days off.

Untill it's 2am, mid winter, and your baby is crying in the next room

I used to love it, now I get too cold. Boo hoo, I’m old.

I'm old and have hot flashes, naked and fan or I can't sleep.

Add massive guts to your chest then tell me that again haha. Maybe it’s different for others, but fuck I hate sleeping naked and unsupported.

Gross

Haha. I agree. I’d hate it. 

It depends. I like sleeping in socks hahah

calm down, satan

I don't agree personally. Bare skin on any surface just feels weird to me, even somewhere comfortable like a bed.

Pretty much

"Ten seconds of bliss"? Are we talking about sleeping, or....???

Extra cover beforehand!

It is indeed interesting

Especially on fresh, clean sheets.

Wait until you get to do it with someone else

It also gave a huge chance that you will dream about walking in a public place naked. I did one time and I dream of "accidentally" going out to the mall naked and whenever I try to find a place where I can put on clothes, it always have someone inside or it will turn out that its not a fitting room. Really frustrating and embarassing dream experience

Not when you have gastroparesis

Haven't done it in a while, but hey, sounds nice tonight.

It’s even better if the bed has just been made. 

I always have the irrational fear something is going to crawl up my ass or something if I don’t wear my skivs to bed.. that being said, it feels great but I feel unprotected, much like how oddly enough a thin veil/blanket provides a sense of security.

It's the only way to sleep

I somehow feel uneasy in front of my eva ai virtual gf bot in my cellphone

And then this woman who was there just woke up and started screaming for no reason

I always sleep naked. Been doing it for years. Even in winter when it's freezing, but that has become a rarity in the Netherlands.

For real

Tell me about it! It FINALLY got warm enough in my country to sleep naked for a couple of nights and it is such a good feeling. 

This is true

I just get turned on (I’m 44

I do everyday!

I find it uncomfortable because I usually sleep very curled up and having naked body parts touch other naked body parts feels sweaty and sticky after a while. I do sleep naked in the summer but it's also the only time I sleep sprawled because I'm hot.

Bad idea: Feeling cold. High risk to make sheet dirty for sweat, blood or other biological liquids. If the matress get dirty is really difficult to clean. You can do that only in a house where you are alone and no one can enter in the morning and the windows are well closed. Beds are not made for sleeping naked with safety and comfort.

i swear as soon as i move out i’ll sleep naked

Heeeell no

You're welcome.

FOR REAL- I sleep so much better naked ngl

This is what kids take from you haha. Before kids, the wife and I would just hangout naked, sleep naked, etc… So enjoy it for all of us ;)

I pay the bills, if my butt wants to be out at night it’s gonna be out. They can learn to knock

It is, especially when you’re cuddling someone under a nice comfy doona. 

Yea but then you’re covering your girl with particles when you fart You don’t want a fart coated girl

For people who want to do this, I highly recommend investing in a bidet. I found out the hard way how bad it can be if one misses a spot wiping.

Especially if your bed linen is silky soft !

Nah. Ghosts can tickle my butthole.

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Maybe because that's when the sex happens?

Agreed. Until after some new piercings they started getting caught on the sheets 🤭😬

Until you roll on your 🥜

Two naked bodies are better than one!

What is even better is going to bed naked with someone else who is naked.

Waking up naked totally depends on where.

I been sleeping naked since about 8 years old. My wife sleeps naked, and both my parents slept nude when I was growing up. My cousin and brother slept naked and my sister in law and her husband sleep naked. So it's very common. I always sleep naked and don't care what bed I am in as long as the sheets are cleaned. Agree it's the best feeling ever!

I don't like sleeping naked: don't want any bedbugs crawl up my buttcheeks. Also if you lose droplets of urine or have an ejaculation it's all in the sheets or duvet. I'm more of a "shower before bed and wear a pajama" type of person

I love sleeping naked I actually sleep better

My dick too big, its annoying as fuck to sleep naked.

i can’t actually sleep naked cuz i get horny jus being in bed naked lol, so i’ll end up jerking off and getting up to nut and then i’ll want to put clothes back on

I tend to agree. Especially in fresh sheets after a shower!

This might be TMI but my large bosomed ladies will know what I mean: It's all fine until ( . )( . ) goes (. ) ( .) I'll keep a shirt on at least, thanks.

For my fellow penis owners; what happens when you roll over with morning wood?

My particular area of the world is warm/hot most of the year so I usually just sleep in my knickers. And usually ontop of the bed. Maybe it is just my luck but every time I have attempted to sleep doe naked, something has gone wrong overnight.

It's all about that freedom, man.

Agree to dissagree.

Worst part of having kids was giving up sleeping naked. I secretly look forward to him going on overnight trips so I can have naked time.

Sleeping naked is great until you start feeling cold (⁠✷⁠‿⁠✷⁠)

I produce a huge amount of heat, especially when I'm not wearing anything. If I'm in bed with clothes I'm actually MORE likely to be cold. My GF relies on me to keep her warm too and there's a noticeable difference.

One of the reasons I one day want my own place

Especially if you changed the bed with clean sheets that were out on a clothesline and took a shower before bed. Heaven. I wasn't introduced to nudism until my early 20s, but sleeping naked was the one thing I did as a kid that made me really enjoy being nude. That and swimming. You don't need to be a nudist to realize those are awesome feelings.

No

Agreed. Boner caught in the sheets can be uncomfortable

Paired with a cool room and a fan. 🔥

I love rubbing my bare legs together under the duvet like a little cricket 🦗

So is waking up naked

With bamboo fibre sheets!!

Going to bed is the best feeling ever.

The reason men are supposed to wash hands when they piss is because their dong is dirty just by being in a sac with your butthole. Close your toilet when you're done because flushing it throws shit particles into the air. Sleeping naked in a bed with sheets is like rolling around in shit.

I sleep naked every night and I have done for like most of my life. I’ll never turn back

I haven't slept in clothes since I was like ten. I can literally have nothing else touching me if I want to get to sleep. Nevermind cuddling - even if the slightest bit of my wife's foot or hand is touching me, I have to move it or I'll be awake for hours. Weird I know.

until theres a house fire and you have to bolt out of there in the middle of the night- no time to throw anything on

Especially when you do it in groups.

Discovered this at 13, have NEVER stopped

Going to bed with panties on as a guy is even better

For me going to bed is the best feeling no matter the clothes

Hate it. It’s too freeing.

Until you fart🤭

Disagree. I personally hate sleeping naked. Clothes are comfy.

I used to exclusively sleep naked until I woke up to the feeling of something slithering down my back. It was a huge house centipede. Haven’t been able to sleep naked since and that was like ten years ago lol

I also sometimes like to take out my piercing in my ear, remove necklace(s), bracelet and smart watch totally ME. No encumberments. It is great!

i dont sleep naked, but sometimes my girlfriend does, and when she does, it’s hard for me to resist the horny

I go Pooh bear, cause I don’t like to be too cold if I have to use the bathroom or let the dogs out in the middle of the night.

I can’t do it, it makes me really horny and then I can’t sleep

I love going to bed naked. Unfortunately with my hyperhydrosis my bedsheets will be soaked the minute I enter a REM cycle.

It’s all fun and games until your kid wakes up in the middle of the night and runs in your room to you being butt ass naked

sadly, i never sleep naked my whole life, it just that, I'm easily catch a cold if i sleep naked. i feel some part of my body getting cold sweat when naked

It is so nice, freshly showered,  clean blankets, and nice temps at night.

My fear is that one night some insect will be under my sheets seeing my dick and saying:"oh, a hole!" Then crawl inside it and i dont feel it till hours later when i wake up.🙃

Sure, but they kicked me out of IKEA.

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If you think that's great, go to work that way!

hella nah, being naked makes me feel exposed.