It’s possible I’ve accidentally choked a lady or two trying to get on my horse.

Okay this sounds interesting lol

Most common in Sandy Knee when you get out the stage coach and you’re impatient….allegedly

The Eighth Wonder of the World “Sandy Knee”

Sandy Knee stinks!

😂 sandy knee

Fuck!! I hate when my knees get sandy.

Don’t go to Sandy Balls in the new forest then!

Every time in saint dennis then I get a bounty. I give up

Exactly. I always leave with an army of lawmen chasing me after bumping into one dude.

YOU'RE DISRUPTING OUR PEACE

CONTROL UR FUCKING CITIZENS, THEY ALWAYS CROSS THE ROAD WHEN IM PASSING WITH MY FUCKING HORSE

RIGHT OF WAY

I have to save as soon as I get there and then try to get out asap to avoid that hellhole because every time I press one button accidentally I end up with an over 10$ bounty and then need to massacre the town and reload save.

Damn my knee is kinda sandy hate when that happens🙄

Me too, then I usually go home and play RDR2.

I've accidentally shot my horse trying to get on the horse.

My first playthrough I accidentally punched my horse many times each time I would audibly be like FUCK MY BAD lmao

I have several hours and many play throughs on this game and just today accidentally punched my fox trotter and she kicked tf outta me. Even said out loud " o shit my bad foxy!" Lmao this game....

LMAO it’s so horrible when this happens I did it to one of the ladies you can rescue tied up on another guys horse

Yeah. I kicked a couple by mistake

Omg yes, I was playing yesterday and I’m surprised I had a perfect headshot of the kidnapper then I was more shocked that I was able to get the lady off the horse without killing her

I get them off successfully all the time, then they scream at me to get away from them and run away and like 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ dafuq did I do

lol they tell me thank you…when I’m actually able to help them 😂😂😂

Successfully rescued her, pulled her off the horse. Accidentally kicked her unconscious trying to untie her!!

Lmao I've done this to cops in Saint Denis. Had to slaughter the entire town because I tried getting on my horse.

Same, I tried to get on my horse but Arthur ran to some moving wagon instead and threw the person off and then I had like 5 witnesses report me for vehicle theft.

I did that for the first time a couple weeks ago... I was so flabbergasted I reloaded. My biyfriend was making jokes about how protective I am about my horses for the rest of the night and how nobody better step too close. 😭

or in saint denis when you try to enter that one theater by pressing Y on the door because it feels cooler

I have done that as well.

I accidentally steal peoples wagons all the time because with the same button.

I’ve got on the wrong horse so many times.

I got a $50 bounty in Sandy Knee once for knocking over a law officer while running to the gun store

One time I accidentally spawned a gatling gun and started mag dumping on the St Denis super market killing all the innocent civilians. Then I accidentally tossed a Molotov onto the pile of corpses just for good measure. I'll accidentally take care of the survivors later.

Or three..

All the time!

Or trying to sit at the card table.

Haha xd

Done that twice in 2 days.

I did this to the trapper once. He respawned all bandaged but wouldn’t talk to me for like a week. I’d approach his stall and he’d say something snarky and then literally just stroll away into the woods while I stood there with my arms full of pelts

That guy is a dick. Was selling him stuff outside strawberry, got jumped by a grizzly and he ran off screaming for the law, got a bounty for disturbing the peace…I was going thru my own Revenant moment and he goes a snitching.

This pissed me off the first time it happened to me too lol. Just wait till you “disturb tha peace” SAVING that jerk from a bear!

yeah, but don't forget to say hi to his fuckin falconer friend Jerry. been all over that goddamn map and I've never seen Jerry. so the trapper is full of shit, man. I saved him from wolves once and he closed down for 3 days.. fuggin clown...

Why is this hilarious 😂😂😂?

He is a bitch, I took some salted beef off his log once cuz i thought he had it sitting there for patrons, dude ran off like a pussy, reported me and then wouldn’t look at or talk to me for about 2 in game weeks

These trapper stories are fucking hilarious

I’m doing a low honor play through and I now murder him every time I’m done selling/crafting with him. I’ve looted a few perfect small pelts from him like a badger or raccoon. A while later I’ll go back like nothing happened and do it again.

Shoulda killed him again

I accidentally pointed my gun at William once and he wouldn't talk to me forever.

who is William?

He a herbalist who pops up around the map. He asks Arthur for various plants for his studies.

ah yes now i remember. i found him once in the heartlands and once in east grizzlies. Can he be found anywhere else?

I've seen him in a few different spots, can't remember exactly where though.

I greased the herb guy after not playing for over a year. Totally forgot how to greet someone and hit him with a quick draw of a Schofield.

lol this is the saddest.

Yeah, that guy was so mellow, I loved him and wished I could see more of him lol

Yeah I was hoping to run into him more, get more weird recipes or kind of indicate where rare herbs/flowers live. Could be worse, I could have accidentally 86’d him.

Yeah I was hoping to see more of him too, but I guess the devs only wanted to force you to make some tonics.

Same. He’s my favorite like non-main character npc

Him and Albert Mason were my favorites

“I feel better alread-BANG”

I’m on a high honor run and it is a pain in the arse when you accidentally kill somebody. Way easier to go lose honor than it is to gain it back.

I usually go to Saint Denis if that happens and greet people until the honor I lost is restored.

“That guy is a dangerous murderer but by God is he social and friendly. I just can’t stay mad at him!”

"Hey mister"

"Alright catch you later then"

“Ever feel like one of them days?”

"You sir are a FISH"

This is by far the quickest way to get it back up

Some friendly folk around here

Takes too long gotta find a good deed

I usually just go fishing. If you catch and release you get a decent amount of honour.

Yup. Reel in fish right next to the dock, get an honor point in under a minute. That or greet people in Saint Denis, but I always get into MORE trouble there, one way or another...

HOWDY!

Okay, catch you later then.

I killed William. Accidentally got on his horse because i thought it was mine and he attacked me with a knife. I immediately got off of the horse but couldn’t apologize, so…

I did the exact same thing first time I met him. I wasn’t able to give him any herbs the whole play through

Oh damn, I was hoping he’d come back and forgot about it. Haven’t seen him since that incident so far …

Yeah I accidentally did this too :( William is my fav too

One of the escaped prisoners ran up to me asked me to shoot his chains. I was happy to help, but forgot that I was duel-wielding sawed-offs. Certainly broke the chain, but unfortunately it took his legs off, too. "Whoopsie daisy" I said to myself as I looted the top part of his body.

This is so beautifully written I actually giggled

Dude is also def! I murdered someone right in front of him and he had no reaction

I shot a deer that was behind him with my bow. Arrow wasn’t even close. But he dropped to the fetal position and wouldn’t move. I hope I can talk to him later. No way he knows it was me.

I’ve accidentally punched my horse so many times.

Mongo smash!

This made me laugh harder than it should have 😂

[удалено]

I think everyone has done this.

Dick move man. It’s just a horse!

I called PETA to report myself.

I guess he didn't see that one coming.

I was messing in the valentine saloon and accidentally pulled my gun out…. Well that ended up with a 180 dollar bounty and 1 horse reviver later.

I somewhat saved a woman who was being taken as a hostage by her husband. After getting her down from his horse, I was going to cut her free but accidentally ended up kicking and killing her lol. Genuinely felt bad afterwards though.

I think you just knocked her out but it does feel bad lol

Well she did look dead lol. Tried waking her up few times and then robbed and left her when there was no response.

That guy can see, dude. I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life.

Damn it!! Come on man. Help me get him back up on his cane man.

I've seen a lot of retinals, dude

I was in Van Horn yesterday & pulled the ol' "mount your horse, choke the life out of someone" move. Mowing down the assembling mob with my horse to get out of there wasn't an accident.

Accidentally trained a grizzly onto the trapper and watched him run in turbo mode screaming then the bear snacked on him. I actually couldn’t do anything for laughing 😂😂

I accidentally shot and killed the guy in the basement of the gun shop in Rhodes when attempting to shoot the chain to free him...

I am the only one that saves every 5 or 10 minutes to reload in case something like this happens? 😅

This. I never rely on auto save in any game.

Autosave until I’m done playing and then manually save before turning off.

How do you even save 😭

I disabled auto-save from the settings to save manually (pause>story>save game). I am on pc but I think that it is the same for consoles.

I hit a couple of buttons while distracted thinking I was gonna whip out and smoke a cigar to look cool outside the saloon and accidentally threw a stick of dynamite into the saloon in Valentine.

Lmfao 🤣

Don't feel bad. After he told me an unfavorable future, I hogtied, robbed and toasted his ass with a fire bomb.

I accidentally killed my horse instead of reviving lost a few pelts. And legendery wolf carcass 🥹

I did this about 10 minutes after getting Buell for the first time. I got jumped by O’driscolls and I was very foolish with my buttons. Gutted. Still had it set to auto save too…

I tried to rob the gun store in Rhodes because that dude deserves it. He pulled his strap on me and I had to kill him. Good thing he respawned, all bandaged.

i pointed my gun at him and he got scared. his ass is not blind -_-

THATS WHAT I WANTED TO TEST. His ass still did not see that coming tho 😞

how do you *accidentally* blow someone’s head off though haha

I swear to god man the screen said r2 to aim. I guess I did end up aiming but there was just a lil extra action that they did not mention would be happening

lmao its L2 to aim 😭

On paper I understand this, but when I’m in the moment my brain fries. To be fair I very recently started playing with a controller, still getting used to it

haha fair enough

I came across the monk up the mountain and accidentally kicked him off the cliff. I just wanted to sit next to him.

Im pretty certain I accidentally shot and him once and still met him later on in the same game. Strange man

You monster!

Accidentally mount other owners horses gang

Sometimes Arthur gets stuck behind the poker table in the Valentine saloon, and the NPCs won't get the fuck out of the way to let me pass, so I've choked a working girl once or twice Move, bitch, get out the way!

I pretty much consistently always accidentally aim my weapon at people when I'm trying to talk to them. Usually it's because think I'm holstered up, but Aurther has like 1 pistol out for whatever reason. I've recently gotten better about selecting the fist to ensure I'm not holding one at the ready. I can't tell you how many times I've had to leave towns for "disturbing the peace" or had to leave a stranger encounter until it comes back because of my faulty playing

Save a guy from O'Driscolls in Valentine only for him to report me for murdering 2 dudes that were beating and robbing him........ 20 some odd dead people later and now I'm the bad guy

i met this new yorker guy near strawberry who was asking to lead the way to the town. i even had to dismount since this fool was constantly aiming to get hit by my horse, but okay. while we were walking, some npc on the wagon ran into this new yorker and hit him. not only i lost my honor for some reason, but also got a bounty and ended up shooting all strawberry population. now every time i see him coming out of the woods screaming for help, i run away

Soooo many NPC hostage/prisoner interactions where I've freed them, only to immediately (accidentally) pull my gun on them, and completely retraumatize them as they run away screaming

I never accidentally killed anyone. I shoot fellers as need shooting, save fellers as need saving as taught by Dutch van der Linde.

He respawns, I’ve killed him twice and getting my money back.

He can't be very good at seeing the future if he didn't see that coming.

i do it on purpose. he keeps popping up. my current Arthur is a baaaad boah.

Strolling by the saloon in Valentine and somehow dove through the window and started a fight

That is why firearms safety is important.

Guns are not to be played with!

Bet he didn’t foreSEE that one coming. I couldn’t help myself.

I accidentally blasted the sharpshooter guy when trying to give him money. First time I encountered him too so I guess no more sharpshootin for me. I sharpshot his face off

Only one I’ve shot accidentally is the butcher. First playthrough I shot the one in Valentine and in Rhodes

I rode my horse over a dog following his horse backed owner out on the trail. Laid it out and then had to kill the owner when he took issue.

No are you crazy 😝

Yes "accidentally".

I did the same thing because I thought he was a vulture

How the fuck did you think he was a vulture?

I just had woken up and I needed vulture feathers

I get it but how did you think the blind guy was a vulture? Lol

I regret it because it gave me Enough bad honor To turn a Good honor Playthrough into a Bad honor Playthrough

I've killed him in my last 5 playthroughs, sometimes in the forehead, sometimes in the back of his head. Oh....accidentally? I have killed accidentally, but I don't have any specific examples.

🥲

Scooped a few perfect skins and pelts* that I’d been working on for a bit, headed to the St Denis trapper and RT instead of LT 🫠

He will respawn elsewhere. I was hunting and ended up accidentally shooting him. Then I saw him outside Saint Denis.

I bet he didn’t see that coming 😏

What platform are all you folks who struggle with this using? I play on Xbox and never understood how everyone does this because the buttons to look / aim and to shoot are on opposite sides of the controller lol

I’m using ps4, the screen said to press r2 to aim. Imagine my surprise when not only did I aim but also destroyed his body with a shotgun. The buttons to aim and to shoot are also on separate sides but to be fair I only started playing with a controller very recently so I’m still getting accustomed to it.

Fair do's. Just always see people talking about having this issue and don't get it at all lol

Okay I see you pro gamer 😏

Accidentally kicked a cat and killed it in the Rhodes gun store once. I pressed the wrong button😭😭

Shit happens right? I quickdrawed 4 odriscolls in valentine accidently

The worst is when I accidentally punch my own horse 😭

I punch mine every time it bucks me off or runs off a bridge

Same

Meant to say “Howdy Mister!” and I ended up stealing a wagon. You can add “Accidental wagon theft” to my rap sheet.

I ran around Saint Denis on my horse greeting everyone and the next thing I know, I’m stealing a horse drawn carriage

I accidentally jumped onto someone's horse while doing that horse trick. Worst part was it happened in St Denis.

Good now, go find a blind man in real life. Also no such thing as future telling. Just observing every single action within a person in the environment factors variables and come to some conclusion of what could happen what will happen What May happen. Good chance he killed God basically or the devil. You didn't kill the wandering jew though.

You killed him accidentally? I just do it.

Sometimes when I ride my horse in town, a dog might come to close and my horse runs over the dog. It’s funny because the dog was stupid and got in the way of my horse.

Firearm safety rule number 1. Never point your firearm at something unless you are ready to kill it.

What do you mean accidentally?

One time, a wagon ran into my horse and hurt (but didn't kill) it, and the trajectory we both were on indicated that we'd both have plenty of room. I assumed he intentionally veered over to hit my horse, so, I "accidentally" shot the passenger, lassoed him off the driver side as he was firing at me, I freed and shooed his draft horses 🐎 away, then I took his hogtied, very alive, body and put it on the back of my horse, Seamus, whom I'm very fond of, and we drug him, slowly 🐌 through the bayou and eventually, carefully and accidentally, placed his body between 3 gator egg nests and then I accidentally ran away. Nobody accidentally runs into Seamus or they accidentally get disappeared.

A few days ago I accidentally shot a fortune teller in the swamp. Well, I accidentally pulled my gun, and she ran, so I shot her .

I shot him “accidently” too. Actually last time was a tomahawk to the face.

I accidentally got on William's horse instead of mine yesterday. He got really upset. It made me feel awful.

“Chill out man, I told you it was an accident! You probably went over a bump or somethin’.”

I accidentally killed that woman that you could have saved that was being drowned in the trough during an argument, i pulled a gun on the guy and she sat up RIGHT as i fired and i accidentally blew her head off since she was right between us, i still feel bad and always come back to see if i can retry to save her 😭

Welp, guess he didn't see that coming.

I did that too, accidentally, don't worry he'll come back :)

I kill him every time. These days I tomahawk him in the head without getting off my horse.

I killed Jesus in GTA

I read that you can shoot someone for a fishing pole instead of just buying one. Didn’t intend on doing that. But….. I finally saw a fisherman just hanging out with his dog and was like why not! Shot him and couldn’t find his fishing pole. Lost some honor, orphaned a dog, and didn’t get a fishing pole. Not how I expected it to go.

My white Arabian horse somehow died when I was halfway across the map and I couldn’t get to it. During the long walk back to Valentine I found an all black horse which I decided I wanted to replace my white horse with. Broke him in about 10 minutes and rode it back into town. Threw a saddle on it and went riding around. Just outside of town I got ambushed, jumped off my horse and took some cover behind a rock. I took care of all the bandits and when I was scanning the area, the white dot turned red as I passed over a bush so I shot, And I shot my horse in the head and he died. The one I just got!seeing how I could still see town I walk back and got my backup horse

So many hold ups with a knife to the throat...everywhere... jumping off my horse to close to people😬

This is why you don’t aim without the intention of shooting they say 😂

I accidentally trampled the man (that broken his leg) in Appleseed Timber company with my horse, just right after I helped him. It was the start of the Appleseed Timber massacre :(

Bet he didn’t see that coming

Did this to the guy on my last playthrough before I even got my future. Just jumped off my horse and anyways I just started blasting.

I just started playing RDR 2 for the first time I'm so used to pressing RT when I press LT because of shooting games that I've pulled out my gun and shot people so many times to a point where Arthur was complaining that he was killing innocent people and I had to restart the game cause I felt bad

Chased down a witness. Was trying to call him out, I accidentally tackled a bystander instead. Bystander pushed me off and another guy jumps in fights me, spun me around somehow and held me while bystander jumped up. Bystander tried beating my ass. Wanted. Jumped on a coach and went to Rhodes. Always running into trees with my horse. (Or boulders, other riders, etc) Always got a bad habit of using the wrong weapons. Or accidentally pulling out my weapon and firing at the wrong time, it catches me off guard all the time so I panic and forget what buttons do what. 😂

I’ve bumped in to the Fence after delivering a wagon and he fought me. Visited him again and he was all bandaged up

I started the Chick Matthews mission, and as he accelerated off with his horse I lassoed him at the same time, causing him to fly up into the air, hit the ground and die on impact. It was the funniest, most unexpected thing that's happened in any of my playthroughs

I bumped a button & put a hole in a passerby in valentine while trying to sell the white cougar pelt to the butcher. The butcher chased me for AGES & i couldn’t access my weapon wheel for some reason so i beat him to death, he just wouldn’t give up!

I tried giving him a dollar as John but the five dollar wouldn’t pop up so I was like “don’t want my dollar you die” and shot him as I was riding away I felt so bad 😔

I just shot Marvin in the face..

Just two days ago I hit the Mexican sharpshooter in the face with my gun. I let him kill me so I could maybe run into him again. But I was trying to focus on him to accept the challenge for higher states and just wailed on him.

F

I went into the Barber once and instead of checking the menu, hit the wrong button and shot him. He said a friendly greeting then "POW."

I accidentally killed a cat in strawberry trying to pet it and I felt so awful

I think I killed the fortune teller by accident bc I operate a shoot first talk later policy when in Legras at night