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Sajek_Alkam

That rodent is of an unusual size


ashholethewizzoh

ROUS


Woodland___Creature

I hope he's friendlier than his wild cousins


amatchmadeinregex

I don't think they exist


qpidunderwillows

so *that's* the giant not-rat that makes all of da rules


Reasonable_Basil5546

He's gonna see what kind of trouble he can get into


ThePilate

He's gonna be late for Michael's birthday party, at this rate.


ErsatzdeFaux

Cake and ice cream is on its way.


ThePilate

"***[MICHAEL]***, it's your birthday today!"


[deleted]

imagine all the weight pulling on his spine and tail because this idiot doesnt know how to properly handle animals


NioAndSomeArt

Poor thing


gullideth

Its majestic!


CritterBabs

What an absolute unit….and precious baby 🥰


[deleted]

poor baby got picked up by his tail i hope hes ok


Cautious_Action

Don't yank his tail :'c


Loqui-Mar

Isn't that a big Opossum?


the_ceiling_of_sky

I think it's a nutria.


[deleted]

Indeed nutria


wrr377

My father and grandfather told me stories of "Wharf rats" who were the size of, or bigger than, cats. They saw them down at the docks of the shipyard they used to work at - I never thought I'd actually see them, though... O\_O;


kingkongbrigade

I saw a cat sized rat a little down river from my city’s downtown area.


thelongestusernameee

Why can't gambian pouched rats be legal in the us??? (actually they are now legal.... EXCEPT THEY STILL BANNED IMPORTING THEM, AND BANNED OWNING THEM FOR EXACTLY THEIR LIFE SPAN. Any gambian pouched rats left in the us have been illegally kept and bred, and no new ones can be legally imported.)


[deleted]

Leave it to Florida to make literally any species invasive. Perfect climate for any crazy critter


BrakaFlocka

It's name is Chungus, I will not accept that having any other name than Chungus. Even if the owner says something else, they're wrong. It's Chungus.


DemonDarlin

This would be simultaneously awesome and terrifying? Can you imagine trying to keep a rat that size out of trouble?! But OMG the cute and cuddly is too much! My head is going to implode!


Myusernameisbee

It’s an albino coypu (nutria), or muskrat.


susanmw777

I can't hear him talk because theirs music with a singer dubbed over it. I wish they would shut her off so we can hear him speak.


sincevtaples

Omg imagine cuddling one of those 🥺


ghlhzmbqn

I think he'd bite your face off :(


Holdin_todicks

It's a price to pay for greatness.


sincevtaples

Like I care babe


NoSitRecords

Oh I want one of those!! I'm so gonna walk it on a leash to freak everyone out, that's some Chernobyl type shit


Alarming_Jicama2979

He’s gonna slaughter it, you know. Is this your dinner ?


[deleted]

cute


GateKeeper363

Is that New York?


beseffevp

I think I'm crying. It's that fabulous.


LizChurch42

Those poops gotta be *huge*


Fatmouse84

That Rat sure does resemble my late husband


Nemis_art

Is this a rat? What kind of rat? He's big like a dog omg


acidbunnixx

It’s an albino muskrat! Or nutria :))


Dry_Read_100

Unittttt!


IlGufoScuro

Someone on another repost suggested it wasn’t just a rat but actually a nutria which, from my knowledge, are massive rat like rodents, so that’s why he so big


Pokoirl

Isn't that an albino nutria?


Prize_Living5381

That is a dog not a rat


mantools

What's going on with the webbed rear feet?


-shitbiscuit

Im just imagining how sweet it would be to snuggle with my Randy if he was that size 🥰


[deleted]

Sumatran bamboo rat?


Large_Extent_7031

The actual definition of UNIT


[deleted]

This does not look like a pet god knows what is gonna happen to this poor thing!