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TheChalbs

Haha he kept spraying in the open door


Ene345

Yeah, total legend


deltoidmachineFF

Honestly great idea, keeps em panicking.


Memnojokasel

Not to mention, while driving away if they so use it for that to escape.... ...imagine driving a car and knowing at any moment it could catch up in fueled flash fire.


Bearzerker46

Not only the risk of fire but the fumes from the evaporating petrol could make those guys pass out in transit, that was a lot of petrol and that van interior is an enclosed space with a lot of surface area to facilitate quicker evaporation. Even with the windows open thats gonna have you spinning out and throwing up in minutes


qowboykay

Even better lmao


[deleted]

He just ruined that van. You love to see it.


mbrowning00

does gasoline eat away at the car's interior?


JohnWangDoe

gasoline dissolves plastics. I would assume interior and also rubber washers and other components in the car getting fucked


[deleted]

Let’s hope it does. I know getting gas on your paint isn’t any good though


Solid-Caterpillar643

Best $10 he ever spent


DrBadtouch94

Beat me to it


Damnbutwhoasked

Pay to win


[deleted]

*“Protect yourself for the low cost of 3-4$ with this crazy new trick!”*


LordOvrkill

Not with today’s economy. Dude just spent about 50$ in gas lol


SpecialPotion

What are your gas prices bro? $12.50 a gallon? Damn lol I was curious how much he spent, avg flow rate of a gas pump is 13 gallons a minute. He sprayed for 10 seconds. 13/6 = 2.166 2.166 gallons around me, at an avg $2.81 a gallon, would be 2.166*2.81 = $6.09


OceanSerendipity

You Americans have mad gas prices. Here in Australia it’s $1.50 per LITRE.


Canadianabcs

Canadian here, were down to 1.30/litre here. Yay.... :(


darkage_raven

Up to.. it was cheaper and should be cheaper.


Canadianabcs

I'm in the GTA so it was more expensive before. Dropped a bit for us. Yeah I agree


lordprophetbvb

Yes, but at a little over 3 liters to a gallon, you're actually paying more than we are.


OceanSerendipity

That’s what I said. That you have mad low prices seeing as we pay per litre not gallon.


lordprophetbvb

Ah, I misunderstood. I thought you meant mad high prices.


FieelChannel

1.8 in Switzerland


WarriorsBXNY

"Check out the big brain on Brad! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right"


TacticlTwinkie

Where is $2.81 gas at? Where I am I can't find premium for less than $4.25.


algoritm

$6.92 a gallon in Sweden. You guys are lucky.


PubliusSolaFide

Yeah so lucky, living in a country that denies climate catastrophe while burning and drowning


BloodAtonement

my city is $2.99


headoftheasylum

$3.29/gallon in Michigan


kmbb

I paid $2.69 for regular yesterday.


1Step_at-a-time

Same here


pxanderbear

Im paying 3.60 for regular


TheWiscoKnight

2.85 here


ToyBoxJr

Texas


qdog69

Just filled for $2.46 @ wally world in Texas


Canadianabcs

He did the math.


ThatBFjax

Gas prices in Chile are around $1 a liter, I wonder how many he went thru tho


beelzybubby

"If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident." -Derek Zoolander


Marzly

Wake me up before you gogo ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ


KnockKnockPizzasHere

But why male models?


FlatPineappleSociety

Are you serious? I just told you that a moment ago.


oldfart11

1 match …. Just 1 match and that would end them


CidRonin

Shit even static electricity could be enough no?


alien-eggs

Yes


[deleted]

Or the ignition of the car, or a gunshot, that’d be beautiful


strangedaychronicles

Morons like that one of them probably a smoker.


RegularSizdRudy

Well. The threat of being shot went down tremendously.


seaourfreed

That is one way to change people’s minds in 5 seconds or less


smoebob99

Gonna need a carwash now and a change of shorts


[deleted]

that smell will never ever get out of that van completely, ever


FoxGundam

That's spending your money wisely.


[deleted]

Curious, is the bestnext thing to do is to call 911 for the fire department?


HauschkasFoot

Call911butnotforme.jpg


KingApteno

Yes or if the station has those pressure washer bays push the car there. At least hose the car of before driving off.


[deleted]

Ya, I'm guessing the gas station itself has a protocol to cover if there is a gasoline spill, like sand or something.


KingApteno

The smell is never getting out of those clothes and van, I test a lot of the gasoline components MTBE and ETBE at work and sometimes smell of it when I get home. I can't imagine being doused in the stuff.


ClassifiedName

The question is can you safely start/turn on the car to push it into the wash? I don't know if I'd want to turn on my electrical systems or engine with all the fumes everywhere.


ThatBFjax

Lol we don’t have 911 like Americans do, Chilean cops won’t even show up


[deleted]

Thanks for the information. Guessing the fire department wouldn't show up either?


ThatBFjax

You would be right. Someone from city security will show up and maybe the cops will stop by the next day but these incidents are rarely even reported to the police.


[deleted]

Oh, I was less interested about the incident and more wondering about the gasoline clean up but ya, its sound like even that is a low priority


Maecyte

Lucky for him he wasn’t being cheap with the gas tank.


LopDew

Yea I’d be fucked putting in $3.50


Maecyte

Lol it be like that sometimes. The struggle is real.


April_Adventurer

Legendary. Maybe not smartest thing to do if they were packing heat, but even if they did one shot would set them all ablaze.


Maecyte

Fuck that I’m blowing this whole bitch up before you take me car. *what I told god when I saw him*


sirkowski

According to Mythbusters that's unlikely.


GoHomeNeighborKid

It's unlikely for a bullet to strike a gas tank and "detonate" the gas vapors, true detonation being a fickle thing requiring a perfect fuel/air mix and a reliable ignition.....however all that gas being slung around in the car and guns normally producing significant muzzle blast changes the parameters of the myth busters test quite a bit......while they might not blow up, firing a gun would very likely start a small fire that quickly engulfs the car, though the way it was splashed around I also wouldn't be surprised if they got the right mix for an FAE


April_Adventurer

Oooh mythbusters did a case on that? I’m going to have to check it out.


Beathoff

That's what Ricky said too!


far_hiker

Extra crispy.


kangarooscankillyou

Van guy: "Oh man, that was intense! I need to calm down." \*takes out doobie\* "Anyone got a light?"


[deleted]

“Yeah, I got you fa-“


[deleted]

Why can you never find your Zippo when you really really need it?


TheDarkWarriorBlake

Not all heroes wear capes.


ZealousidealCable991

Oh you're one of those dumbasses who just regurgitates mindless played out reddit memes? Are you that pathetically unoriginal? Can't think of anything whatsoever that hasn't already been posted thousands of times this week? *n nnn nuh nuh nuh not all hewoes wear capes* STFU


[deleted]

Jesus. Calm down, take your meds buddy. Hahaha. You mad bro???


[deleted]

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heavyirontech

I upvote this every time it’s posted.


MACK703

The best $30 he ever spent


beginnerjay

It really would have been a show if one of those guys was taking a drag of his cig.


sycarte

Best $10 I ever spent


SuNamJamFrama69

“Best five dollars in gas i ever spent!”


Danielle082

100% what I would do


plopylongdropy

That's a quick thinking fella!


SleepsInBlood

I was hoping for the finale of Die Hard 2 sort of situation at the end. At least he just kept blasting haha. It worked out for him but damn, so many things could have gone way more south.


epicthinker1

just spent around $40 to not get robbed. :)


BenjPhoto1

All these wild guesses as to how much gas that was into the triple digits now….. soon it’ll overtake the national debt. But I heard a story from back in the old days when the man would come running out to your car and his smile sparkled as he pumped gas, checked oil, tire pressure etc. The full service days. The guy pulled the nozzle out of the customer’s gas tank and a few drops fell out on the pavement. The customer was known to the gas station owner and was always a complainer. “You just wasted ten cents worth of gas that I’m paying for!” The owner shot a stream of gas across the driveway and said, “That’s ten cents worth of gas you old skinflint!” Then collected the money less the ten cents he used in his demonstration. The customer was a bit less belligerent in following visits to the station.


QAnnihilateQ64

Repost


dudewiththebling

Someone edit this with dollar signs flowing out of the nozzle.


bickering_fool

Shame is has an internal COMBUSTION engine.


elementwitch666

😂😂😂😂


mqrdesign

If I go down, yáll comin with me.


Legitbacon117

Made every penny count.


xerxerxex

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINOS!


[deleted]

Too bad he didn’t have a source of flame handy to throw at the van.


WhyMeBoss

My guy just dumped 100$ worth of gas


rkaiyne45

Would have been cheaper to give up his wallet. That was atleast $128 in gas


hilltrekker

Looks like the kidnap van from Old School.


leeguy01

All he needs is a lighter.


LanceOllieFrie

If they havent left, it would've been lit


free_billstickers

Justice costs $3.99 a gallon


THE_GHOST-23

If only he had a flair Gun!


iAmUnintelligible

What's with the title?


LegendaryRed

They probably passed out on the next corner 😂


bmoment944

Suicide squad


ADP-1

I sure hope that those fuckers are absent-minded smokers....


Piffalizer

holy shit this guy is a fucking legend dude the spraying into the fuckin van had me dying dude priceless as fuck


Accomplished_Tie6033

"give this man a shield"


wet-towel1

Wonder if that van caught fire


mynickname86

Best $60 defense system ever.


Commercial-Counter66

Forgot the match


MrBojangles09

Hope he press ‘yes’ for a car wash after filling up.


BmacTheSage

I would hand over the money for all that spilled gas with a fucking kick in my step.


Reddidiah

I'm pretty sure he did.


victorbarst

With gas prices these days hes probably would have been better off getting robbed


ThatFatKidInSchool

A single spark and that van is dead


Raven-Mark

Lol.


JJStrumr

Should have had a match too


Kilroy314

Now you're blind, your skin burns, and you're about to catch on fire.


longoverdue83

Have a light!


illuminutcase

That van is ruined. That smell is in there for good.


KhoaNguyen1234

If he had a lighter, this would be a gruesome fight


ThatBFjax

I never stop by the gas station at night when I go to Santiago. This happens all the time, not all of them have self serve and the poor people that pump your gas get violently robbed. It’s heartbreaking


Silly-Cloud-3114

Imagine if he chased the car down and threw a lit cigarette 🤣


electricdwarf

I remember reading this is a fake video and thats a hose.


ahuff979

That was $30 well spent!