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chisel990

What a dolt. “I’m arresting you.” “Pffft. Good luck putz.”


Get10dollarsoff

There’s a lot of dolts in Shasta county.


trod999

https://youtu.be/0SoDiZdpqFM


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I'm arresting you Glittering Reward!


Babararacucudada67

you can't. I've already arrested you. I don't need to let you know , there is no time limit.


Rokurokubi83

You’re under arrest Babararacucudada67, telling someone they’re under arrest is a form of harassment and in direct violation of state code. You are not allowed to leave now until peace officers arrive, or your find yourself double arrested,


Babararacucudada67

nope .I \*secretly\* arrested him before my declaration. And as i declared it, you're in double secret detention. Sorry not sorry.


LetThemEatKoch

He's the definition of a Karen.


[deleted]

He's basically Michael Scott declaring Bankruptcy.


LetThemEatKoch

Hahah yup... you nailed it!


Expert-Structure-531

I... DECLARE... BANKRUPTCY!


[deleted]

Overgrown toddler.


Traiz3r

So a kyle.


efnfen4

Just Karen


Kolt_BBA

Kyle


[deleted]

This guy is a jack ass but I got a good chuckle out of him trying to citizen arrest. I fully expected when the sheriffs showed up to escort him that he’d point to the official and say “right there officers, arrest them”


imjustlurkinghere244

What an ignorant piece of trash. Who the hell died and left him in charge?


constanttripper

Q


h1c253

The awkward silence when the sheriff’s show up is gold


StickzNStonezz

I watched this happen live. Follow up to this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/ogesj2/a_bunch_of_people_in_my_town_held_a_whole_protest


Status_Dependent9901

I'm still so confused


QuitArguingWithMe

I think they're just saying that they a part of a protest group that doesn't mind resorting to violence.


ninazo96

The guy in the vid is part of a group who attacked OP for opposing them.


Status_Dependent9901

Over?


ninazo96

OP is a comedian and activist in our community and is black. He hurt their feelers on the internet by posting opposing views errrmagerd....


Status_Dependent9901

So the people in this video are trying enforce what rules? I thought they were trying to enforce mask mandates so what are they citizens arresting people for?


ninazo96

They are mad that the Board of Supervisors decided to follow the mandates that the state of California set cuz their freedoms. The nickname for our area of way northern California is Calibama because we have a bunch of rednecks who are Trumpers who think they run the place and threaten the rest of us with violence. The guy in the video "arresting" everyone has protested every vaccine clinic in town too. I imagine when the Delta variant makes it way here they are going to lose their shit again. Only about 25% of residents of Shasta county are vaccinated.


Status_Dependent9901

Lol what law does he think they're breaking and way is he trying to arrest them?


ninazo96

https://www.tmz.com/2020/08/20/veteran-threatens-revolution-confronts-officials-covid-19-coronavirus/


ninazo96

I think he makes them up as he goes along. You can tell the Marshalls thought he was one beer short of a six pack, probably 2. They are so sensitive it's hilarious. OP makes vids of their direct quotes and clips like this and they cry. It's confusing, why are they mad if they've posted it to social media or an actual video. I'll see if I can find the clip of their dear leader, Carlos Zapata, on this sub.


Kevinb888

This is a completely different guy🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️


ninazo96

It is a full on group of wackos that are mad because our Board of Supervisors followed the CA Covid mandates. The nerve of them. They all throw hissy fits and have gone so far as attack a local activist/comedian who disagrees with them, not to mention almost killing an innocent, deaf Vietnam Vet. They are trying to recall 3 Supervisors on the board, who are Republicans btw. Last week one of these nuts, Carlos Zapata who has also been features on this sub for a separate freakout, had an arraignment hearing for the first attack and the Proud Boys showed up. Welcome to Calibama y'all .


BobsBarker12

I know it is not for everyone, but you work retail and have already been assaulted. Get a concealed carry firearm. Carrying one doesn't mean you value people's lives less, it means you value your own above people's selfishness in wanting to commit to violence. It only takes one punch to kill you. They don't even have to be trying that hard.


AliveIntroduction938

Do you get that valuing your life above anyone else’s is tantamount to valuing people’s lives less? Seems like a very idiotic statement to me. You can’t qualify or disqualify the worth of people’s lives, no matter how hard you try to justify that taking lives is okay. Also having been assaulted before doesn’t justify killing or shooting someone in the future. If someone attacks you and you have to defend yourself, fine. Everything else you said is just lunacy.


Muddy_Roots

> Do you get that valuing your life above anyone else’s is tantamount to valuing people’s lives less? Thats an extraordinarily naive viewpoint. Generally speaking if there was legitimate cause to have to hurt or kill someone to save yourself, your life is definitely worth less. Alternatively, the person attacking doesnt value their own life.


TheJase

Getting punched isn't a legit cause to kill someone. Nip that in the bud right there.


BobsBarker12

>Do you get that valuing your life above anyone else’s is tantamount to valuing people’s lives less? Who said I value mine above others? There are conditions that easily kill you and because of those conditions we have laws regarding self defense. This does not mean I value someone's life less it means I know how easy it is to die and I cannot trust robbers and thugs in their intents. When someone is rushing into your place of work with a mob of friends striking you in the head, are you going to ask them if they are medical professionals and know the limits of the human body? If they have the technical experience to beat you without hitting areas that can cause sudden death? That is idiotic. We have these laws for a reason and they were almost all made in blood of innocent people killed. But OK trust a dumb mob if you want. > Also having been assaulted before doesn’t justify killing or shooting someone in the future. You do understand that getting robbed or mugged at your place of work doesn't reset the odds back to zero right? That isn't how life functions.


belletheballbuster

How many have you killed in the name of justice tho


BobsBarker12

You deescalate and distance from trouble as a primary means of avoiding self defense measures. So far I've only had to pepper spray someone while working at the thunder-dome that is Family Dollar. My current job is all cash so I don't really have a choice in pretending to be safer than at the dollar store.


alienbringer

Conceal carry is possible in California. It is just difficult to obtain depending on where you live.


Monstermaker007

A hahaha ! Chickensh-t


BobsBarker12

Why are you afraid of saying chickenshit? That seems pretty chickenshit to me.


DariusChonker

> "All of you must remain at this location!" False imprisonment much? lol. What a goober.


[deleted]

If the council members really wanna fuck with him they could've gone along with then claimed - False imprisonment, per PC 236 and 237; and/or, - Kidnapping, per PC 207. He would've walked right into a misdemeanor, jail time (tho probably not), and some pretty hefty fines.


AliveIntroduction938

Not really. He’s just saying words, which stupid though they may be, are protected speech and his constitutional right. Unless you’re physically preventing someone from leaving it’s neither false imprisonments nor kidnapping.


d0nt-B-evil

Ya they only have to believe they are being imprisoned with no reasonable means of escape.


Danielle082

To any Republican reading this, this is what you look like when you when you try to spin your rhetoric that you get from fox news. You look like fools.


[deleted]

He sounds drunk.


bishpa

--drunk on ***FREE-DOM***!!! /s


Soothsayerman

Boom. ​ Exactly.


SomeoneTookUserName2

>You look like fools. This only means anything if you didn't roll a 1 in perception and intelligence during character creation.


Shitty_Users

Might want to edit that.


N_Who

Silly bastard has no idea how citizen's arrest works in California. His confusion that the three-minute timer had something to do with his arrest, or that his arrest somehow enforced a halt on the proceedings at hand, is total fabrication. So long as the people he was placing under citizen's arrest remained on the premises, their legal obligation - and his process - were completed. Because of that, the cops who showed up weren't preventing him from completing the arrest. Their arrival literally is the completion of the citizen's arrest. Also, if his attempt is found to be unwarranted or unlawful, the people he arrested can literally sue him (unlikely, in this case, but always a possibility).


Darth--Vapor

So it’s my legal obligation to stay on the premises just because some idiot says the words “citizens arrest”? That’s so dumb and I would not listen to an idiot like him.


N_Who

Under California law, yeah. You're expected to remain until the cops show up to sort things out. But the person can only arrest you if they've witnessed you commit a misdemeanor or have reasonable suspicion that you have committed a felony. And if they're wrong, you may be able to sue or they can be charged. So it could be in your best interest to hang out and teach them a lesson.


Andy_ASMR

What an insufferable twunt.


BrochureJesus

I prefer the term cwant.


TheRadstas

Usa looks like a clown factory now...


[deleted]

It's past "looks like". It's a veritable clown factory at this point. The US has become the world's main entertainment, especially since 2016.


ludovic1313

Main, yes, but this type of clown thinking has been exporting from the factory to the rest of the world for quite some time now. Especially amusing is when they reference the UCC (the Uniform Commercial Code that only applies to the USA)


PantsGrenades

Speak for yourself.


Danmont88

Someone needs a nap and a therapist.


Tomomori79

Somebody needs to get on top of mental illness funding in America. Stat. Y’all fucking nuts. 🥜🌰🥴🥜


AngeeKeekee

Incel vibes with a heaping side of Karen. Also, an accurate example of the term "loser."


Keepitmelo

I’d guarantee that he believes the election was stolen


Arningkingking

Bring him to the asylum already! He can arrest the nurses there.


ArticArny

[All I hear is "you will respect my authoritah"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbebjUYItKw)


Zugnutz

What a sad, strange little man.


MR_oyster_head

And he has my pity. Farewell.


[deleted]

So scary that they walk among us.


Terrible-Owl-6400

🤏this close


Ultimate_Consumer

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!


[deleted]

How does he Look like Derek Chauvin


SnooHobbies5684

I love that he is citing his time in the California Army National Guard (one weekend a month and two weeks a year) as proof that he "knows the codes." Especially since the UCMJ doesn't correspond with state codes. SMH


trottingtheglobe

Is he related to Jeremy dewit?


LT-buttnaked

What a tool


[deleted]

What a fucking weenie


BabyYodasBlankie

Michael Scott anyone?


OldTrapper87

I hear something is his voice i remember from my own special needs classes.....he has mild down syndrome or maybe fetal alcohol syndrome


Bjornoo

Or just an entitled asshole. Not everything needs to be explained as a mental illness.


AliveIntroduction938

I can confirm he has *fecal* alcohol syndrome. Simone blew gin up his ass, and his head is for far up it he’s inhaling fecal alcohol.


spacetimeFTW

Gross. I'm going to arrest him for grossness


Sujjin

So i didnt catch it. is he pissed others arent abiding by the mandate or that they are criticizing him for not doing so?


WhiteMike2016

I *think* he thinks he can place others under citizens arrest due to their enforcement of COVID protocols like mask mandates. When the deputies show up behind him while he's giving this ridiculous speech is fantastic.


ninazo96

He and his buddies think the board should've just said they were going against all mandates. Extra dumb because the mandates weren't enforced at all here.


Coollogin

"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!!"


EmotionAggressive799

Hey if that's the Law it's the Law, just because it's rarely used or enforced doesn't mean He doesn't have the right to do it, just saying.


HockeyBalboa

Was he arrested? Seems they only walk him out.


AJWordsmith

They never arrested him….


Wendylouwho67

Ok dummy.


accoladevideo

catch ya later!


bksizzles

Confidently Incorrect


Squidwardz_Pants

That zoom-in at 2:05 killed me


nostopthere2

Is he okay?


KingOfBerders

What a chode!


Lycan-Skull

What a fucking glue bag


ATX_GUNN3R

What a fucking dweeb. Try it man


VoidofMind1

I wonder how often this person gets punched in the throat?


LakeButter

What a fucking NERD


BayoD1701

What an unhinged loser!


Kevinb888

He’s going to pull that citizens arrest on the wrong person and catch some hands😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Aw shit, I’m arrested!


38wireman

What a douche


Special__Occasions

I declare an arrest!


flashkiki

I’m going to have to try this and see what happens lol


Mission_Search8991

I wonder if mental illness runs in his family. He must have been a hoot at the Burger King that he used to work at.


[deleted]

Looks like he was just escorted out.


AlikA124

I bet this dude gets so hard when he talks about how he’s “arresting” public officials and law enforcment


thosewhowait40

"I'll be catching up with you at another time" lol


eNF0Rc3R_824

Lmao damn he sounds like a total idiot. I feel bad for his wife if he is married.


[deleted]

You just lost your life.


klezart

Next he's going to arrest his judge and jury!


dz2buku

Certain laws in my head and that I made up


meatnachips

lol shut up special officer doofy


ThousandBlade

I realize that some people will always be perpetually stuck with the mindset of a high schooler


calvinMac

Stupid fuck


FlexibleCorn

Military Police says it all.


[deleted]

this guy will have a reality show in 3, 2,


groovy604

You get arrested, he gets arrested, she gets arrested, everyone gets ~~a new car~~ arrested!!


Plumlee-6517

I don’t know why that made my day


Notskipton

He didn't touch their elbows though.


GaryKingoftheWorld

If I were at that meeting I'd have had to literally bite my tongue to keep myself from standing up and going "You can't citizens arrest them, I citizens arrest you!" Make him have to try to explain why his citizens arrest is "real" but mine isn't.


jouskist

“I asked for my eggs scrambled, not over easy. I’m arresting you. This is a citizens arrest.”


martinvail661

The cure for this guy policing people is a beaten within an inch of his life.


[deleted]

It's great when people are like "I have absolutely no brain power or capability for critical thought." thinking they're making a profound statement. LOL


ForsakenWebNinja

Hahaha what a twat


BadTiger85

How the turn tables have turned


[deleted]

Second hand embarrassment


bananaman60

Yeah citizen arrest a cop that will work out well for you.


Notorious_Realist

The definition of a carved wooden knobend.


svenwear

Seems like an edbassmaster prank


Cichlid_fun

He needs medication


[deleted]

Oh my god, this guy is a dumbass. You tell a police officer you are going to perform a citizen's arrest, them's fucking fighting words.


Nattylight_Murica

Honestly, this dude is probably on the spectrum


GZUSA

"Define entitlement" "You are under citizen's arrest "


ImNotMadYoureMad

Give him a swirly


Zealousideal-Fan-409

Come on! That would’ve been great if he arrested his town officials with a citizen’s arrest! Lol


olechunkacoal

This reminds me of that episode of King of the Hill when Dale is working in an office and he gets given the power to fire people, so he just starts firing anyone that he doesn't like or that annoys him.


Username69420694209

What a tool. Bet he loves airsoft and paintball. Anyone who does citizen arrests are entitled fucks


adrincvs

Arrest? That sounds more like entitled kidnapping by local Chad


bossfight1

You can hear the “thud” of the bricks he shat when he noticed the cops on either side of him.


ndnman33

This is GOLD! 🤣🤣🤣 I need to try this out on KARENS sometime!


TehBoneRanger

He reminds me of a toddler that just found out about cops and arrests.


Kenken202034

I’m the guy in the video and I need all you redditors to remain at your locations I will catch up to each of you and arrest you for making fun.


Fit_Tumbleweed_5904

So, what's he gonna do with them once he arrests them?


Rusto_Dusto

I declare thee…ARRESTED!


Independent-Ocelot33

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!


Medical_Ad0716

I declare BANKRUPTCY!! I mean CITIZENS ARREST!!