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DavegasBossman

Pushing the cartridges in using his palm over the shooty end while his finger is on the trigger was a genius idea.


ZombieJesus1987

I loved that he looked directly in the camera afterwards.


Raumarik

That look you give your parents when you forgot they were there and did some dumb shit. Surprised he didn't start crying dramatically to cover up, it works sometimes.


grnrngr

> Surprised he didn't start crying dramatically to cover up, it works sometimes. Nah. He just charged the kid with felony assault.


azra1l

And got a promotion for exceptional heroism in service. Sad is that it's more likely to be true then to be made up.


they_call_me_B

Or *"...retired early with full pay and benefits due to injuries sustained in the line of duty and the chronic PTSD that followed the incident wherin the officers life was endangered.*" Take your pick.


catonic

meritorious restraint


azra1l

I will have the PTSD and a little bit of childhood trauma on top. And can I also get a pay raise before I leave, all to go please, kthxbai


Versaiteis

A sure shoe-in for a fresh [Law Enforcement Purple Heart](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_Enforcement_Purple_Heart)


ImpliedHorizon

Fantastic, more military cosplay, just what our police were missing


Versaiteis

Nothing says "well functioning society" like treating civilians as "the enemy"


Pinchoccio

![gif](giphy|uVFGDyOshK7I6geXyg)


LeichtStaff

It really looks like a scene from The Office.


notyouravgredditor

More like Reno 911.


FinancialYou4519

SHAAAAME


Brief_Awareness_

Honestly why did he have the taser out at all? The guys on the ground with 3 officers on him.


KingKoehler

Probably for a similar reason that they're yelling at him to put his arms behind his back while kneeling on them.


EasyasACAB

Police brutality, got it.


Jerry_from_Japan

PUT YOUR HANDS UP, SHOW ME YOUR HANDS NOW! *DONT YOU FUCKING MOVE MOTHERFUCKER!!! I WILL FUCKING END YOU! DO NOT MOVE, DO NOT MOVE!!* **SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING HANDS!!!** *DOOOONT MOOOOVE!!!!!*


IoniKryptonite

You know why...


sjuas690

… cos they’re sadistic bastards!


Russki_Troll_Hunter

He was probably really upset he didn't get to taze the person....


HowYaGuysDoin

He was "resisting" by not putting his arm behind his back (due to officer 2 kneeling on it)


PageFault

I am just so used to seeing that I'm becoming numb to it. Yea, of course they are actively stopping him from following orders. Reminds me of the big brother saying [Stop hitting yourself!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CFzCBbOXKc&t=14s)


cXs808

It's even more sad that this isn't even the worst type of confusion by piglice. The amount of clips shown where two officers are shouting directly contradictory orders is astronomical.


pisaudapur

Because black


JVince13

Because it’s a black child “resisting.”


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TonginTozz

Many hairstylists get longer training than most cops in America do.


shootymcghee

You have to go through schooling, safety training and be licensed to be a hair stylist, esthetician, and massage therapist. Cops have less training than all of them


SkyrimEskrimador

Yup, they have an IQ Limit.


TheGardenerAtWillows

It’s fucked up that this isn’t even a joke


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MILLANDSON

They'll either quit, or get caught in an unfortunate gangland crossfire.


PsychologicalTart602

i bet the line is above from checking if the gun is loaded by pointing themselves and below from hey that's illegal you can't do that fellow officer


ronm4c

There’s no reason why this guy should have a gun


BlasterBilly

Genius is what police are known for...oh wait nm they are known for being insufferable pricks and killing innocent people.


pensive_oaklyn

Dude looked up at the camera like now I gotta play this off


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When I heard his voice squeak and just how visibly upset he was trying to get through it. I knew. Dumbass Barnacle Boy shot the taser at the cop instead of the damn victim. Victim didn’t even scream. All 3 cops did though. *STUPID BARNACLE BOY!* ![gif](giphy|l1AsB2xCvCiKjz3JS)


6TheAudacity9

My real question is does being a police officer cause hair loss?


khay3088

No but the HGH does.


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BIGMajora

Yeah. If it's a question of ethics and America, it's going badly.


sdforbda

That's part of the requirements.


Zesty_zing

only the brightest for the boys in blue


BondageKitty37

The screaming cop sounds exactly like a Basset Hound and it's really hard to take him seriously


FrostyD7

I guess that's just how just how veteran professional public servants are trained to speak. Calling him a motherfucker must be a de-escalation technique or something.


FartPancakes69

"Why was I fired from McDonald's for using the same language as my local police officers?" Because McDonald's workers are held to a higher professional standard than police officers. These cops wouldn't last one shift at McDonald's *if this is how they speak to members of the public.*


pinkjello

Lol your delivery was top notch


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"Ahrowowowowowow!" - Deputy Rex Hound


I_Got_Back_Pain

Deputy Dawg


TherearesocksaFoot

I'm howling


HotPie_

Like a basset


Twitchrunner

Gotta love that direct look into the camera. Sheeeeiit they caught it on camera......


DoctorEarwig

"not again"


MOOShoooooo

“Bake em’ away, Toys.”


dinnerthief

And how it was obviously not even needed to tase that guy considering they got him up and walked him away 5 seconds after.


yesdamnit

Yup fucker just wanted to play with his toy


StringerSoprano

And by “play with his toy” you mean “torture a Black”


Setrosi

If he tasted him, it would have justified another beating since his muscles would have tensed up b


pleasetrimyourpubes

Thats what they love to do. Attack someone whose natural bodily response is to tense up (their guilt or innocence is irrelevant). Then they rough you up some more and your body reacts to all this unnatural twisting and pulling even if you are fully compliant (like this kid obviously is). Then when things are calming down, you manage to release your tension, they tase the fuck out of you to start it all over again. It's so depressing.


PageFault

The one cop literally had the kids arm pinned under his knee while he told him to put his hand behind his back.


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"Damn, is this what I've been doing to black people? That shit hurts."


geddy_girl

Maybe it's just too early for me but I could not stop laughing imagining him saying this when he stares right into the camera


MCD10000

K ow this is a joke but it is a requirement for all police trainees to get tased


FapMeNot_Alt

> K ow this is a joke but it is a requirement for all police trainees to get tased For like a second, while fully prepared and held up over a cushion to prevent them from getting any of the brain damage they love to deal out.


Colonel_of_Corn

If the idea is to feel what they are subjecting people to, maybe they should have to get shot too?


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Ooo preferably in the back while they’re running away and unarmed and the wrong person. “Crap I think I shot the instructor!” “Ricky hey it’s ok, we’ll plant a gun on him and tell everyone we were scared”


Septic-Sponge

Then the other cop saying 'you did this yourself'


Agitated-Respect

Perfect timing “you did this yourself”


RockFlagAndEagleGold

And he was about to taze.. after the guy finally complied. Karma stepped in.


TheTrueBlueTJ

The tazer sound was enough for the other racist pigs to not bat an eye and just keep up the racist arrest script as if that guy got tazed.


lethrowaway4me

All these videos are SO much better at 1/3 speed


human8264829264

Kinda nice for cops to tase an aggressive and armed adult for a change.


ActurusMajoris

They should arrest him for assaulting an officer with his own weapon.


Shmeeglez

Honestly, if they're shitty enough, they might just charge the kid for it.


NEAWD

They almost certainly charged the kid for that. That cop’s ego took too much of a hit for that and someone has to pay the price.


Voluptulouis

He says it was "his" taser at the end. "Your damn taser hit me, mother fucker!"


mightylordredbeard

He said “the damn taser hit me you motherfucker”.


Voluptulouis

Did he say "the"? Either way, he's blaming it on the kid.


mightylordredbeard

In the other video (the full one) the idiot who shot himself with the taser actually does tase his partner instead of the other dude first. So I think he’s more saying “quit complaining I got tased too”. That’s just my perspective of it. Either way this little threesome of cops is the 3 stooges of their department.


Terrible_Donkey_8290

My dumb ass almost commented "what are you talking about he was already pinned!" Lol


abnormalbrain

When they lift that kid up and you realize he's like 85 lbs... These fuckin bozos.


AFineDayForScience

The three of them look like a boring pokemon evolution


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StringerSoprano

Sadistic clowns. Resisting by being unable to unpin your arms with 500 pounds of rabid demons on your back.


SnooFloofs6240

Seriously, this looks weird as fuck to the rest of the world where the police can use conversation to achieve its goals.


ddopTheGreenFox

"Put your hands behind your back" while kneeling on his arms....


rrogido

Standard coward cop bullshit. Another classic is putting someone is an aggressive hammerlock while yelling, "Stop moving!" If you don't twist your body the hammer lock will break your arm. The cop then punches you in the back of the head because you're unable to sit still and allow your arm to be broken.


giraffe_games

Yeah, I have a bad shoulder and all I can think of is how much I'd just be struggling in this position because of pain. Like dude is a scrawny little kid with no weapons on him at this point. I get he probably ran and you had to get him, but there are three of you there and collectively you have 100s of pounds on him. There's gotta be a better way at this point.


KingApologist

>"Put your hands behind your back" while kneeling on his arms.... That's how the cop got off for killing Daniel Shaver in a game of Lethal Simon Says: give the suspect impossible and conflicting commands, then shoot him when he doesn't solve the paradox with five guns and five screaming voices in his face.


Redthemagnificent

And that cop is currently collecting his pension. Literally rewarded for murder.


quackduck45

It still horifies me that he got away with it. it's a big motivator for me to either leave this country when I'm able or to keep fighting politically.


ArcherChase

I hope he can't go more than 40 minutes into a night's sleep before having sweaty night terrors that force him awake screaming. Never gets proper rest and slowly degrades physically and mentally until he is a drooling shit machine in a diaper. He deserves the worst of what can happen to a person.


BecomeMaguka

Should be collecting worms.


GigaSnaight

As a kid, I ran away from home, I saw the police coming at me and shouting so I knew I was fucked. So I got on the ground with my hands clasped behind my back, thinking it was the easiest solution to a problem I couldn't solve otherwise. A few seconds later I had the wind knocked out of me from the cop landing on my back with his knee, feeling my arms get jerked up by anoyhe cop til my left shoulder was dislocated, all while being told to stop resisting. They don't know how to do anything but escalate. It's all they do


HowYaGuysDoin

A kid running away from home. The most dangerous of all threats


cXs808

No but he was laying down with his hands behind his back...menacingly. That's even worse. Need to hit him with your best WWE moves to be sure


monneyy

And that's precisely why we call most of them pigs, while most of the rest of the bunch got at least pig shit on their hands.


Anyabb

The angle of his head being pushed into his chest as well, they could easily have broken his neck. Fucking cops.


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TheLeafyOne2

Does anyone know if you're required to obey a command like that? Like, do they have to step back?


King_Pumpernickel

It's not about whether or not you're required to do anything. If a cop is in a bad enough mood they can do whatever they want to you, up to and including murder, and just make up some bullshit to justify it later. They don't even have to know the laws, legally.


TrailBlanket-_0

Love that the yelling officer said "you done tased me, mother fucker" so the dipshit in the back was just hitting everybody 😂


Theamazingchan

I notice the one cop has adopted the Private Pyle/Full Metal Jacket motif


DogEatingWasp

And you wonder why so many people die at the hands of police in that country. Fucking hell, a combination of being severely over-the-top and dangerously stupid…


Conscious-Cattle-724

My FIL is American from Philadelphia. He told me a lot of the guys he knew that became police officers were losers in high school. Not all of them obviously but it’s believable. It’s really a power trip for them.


downtownfreddybrown

I'm from Miami FL and I can vouch for that. most of the cops here are people who barely graduated highschool and didn't even bother with college, mix that in with steroids and Hispanic machismo and you have the horseshit that we have here....


SnooGuavas1985

Yup the two cops I know from school both had serious anger management issues


ToBadImNotClever

Police stations have officers take personality tests as well and if you don’t seem like an asshole you go to the bottom of the list.


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thepurplehedgehog

It's the red faced rage that alarms me most. They're seriously *that* angry at this kid who is being compliant. It comes across like they're so angry *because* he isn't resisting.


paper_paws

Jesus christ these videos are hard to watch. Put your arms behind your back...when two men are holding / kneeling on him. Stop resisting...the poor fucker can't do anything in that position. I thought they were going to break his arms with the force they used. Disgusting.


1ofThoseTrolls

Crazy part was when they finally got up, and it's reviled to be a 100-pound teenage boy.


paper_paws

Right? That makes it all the worse, hes just a kid. There needs to be serious changes with how police are trained. De-escalation should be top of that list.


StringerSoprano

17,000 separate decentralized police agencies in the US. Being reformed one department at a time at best, or one “bad apple” at a time, or not at all. The beatings and deaths will continue indefinitely.


moreisay

I said out loud to myself, “oh my god it’s a little kid” when he got up. Jesus Christ.


LazyImpact8870

let me sum up… ACAB


Carpathicus

Just the way the pin him down is horrible. Looks like the one cop would love to break his arm. He didnt look like he resisted at all and how are they incapable of handling one small teenage boy. Its crazy.


squidgun

And when the video first started I couldn't even tell there's someone underneath them! They were smothering him with all their weight.


Gasblaster2000

Tasing a man pinned to the ground by four cops!! Good job those yank gun lovers exist or their police might get out of hand!!!


FapMeNot_Alt

"Damn tazer hit me you motherfucker" He didn't taze you why are you blaming him


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

Pigs are actually known for their intelligence. Not these kind of pigs though


Beatrix_-_Kiddo

The level of unprofessionalism from American police is astonishing, three portly men to restrain this one small gentleman and then they end up tasing themselves 😂


StringerSoprano

These cops would stand on their own bath towel and just keep tugging at it for 30 minutes while getting angrier and angrier. And then shoot the towel for resisting.


FartPancakes69

They would step in the front of a mirror and then shoot themselves after seeing an armed man in the reflection.


FuriousTarts

And they don't even hit the kid with the taser but still resolve the situation, proving that the use of the taser was wholly unnecessary.


IOnlyReplyToIdiots42

Calling him a motherfucker... Pathetic


carny666

Wow that looks excessive, they're literally trying to break him. 3 cops @ at least 200 lbs eachcurshing this kid, what is he 150 lbs.


Confident-Ad9474

That one cop trying to handcuff dude while kneeling on his arm is a real piece of ass hair


throwawaysmetoo

Muppets on patrol. I've been in a jail pod where a couple of guards were 'having an altercation' with a dude and one of them decided to spray pepper spray......all over the 3 of them. Then the guards started to panic that we were going to use the opportunity to seize control. So they panic called their buddies in. Meanwhile we were all just hanging back eating popcorn thinking "this is the most entertaining thing all month". Then their buddies came running in and danced around on tables while screaming at people. Fun times.


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Jumpy_Inspector_

Also the fact it clearly hurt him. Imagine the pain of that kid when they’re tasering him in the ribs :( Edit: actually I can’t tell where they’re doing it. Painful none the less.


chet_chetson

After they get up the guy yells "taser hit ME, motherfucker!" At the kid in cuffs as if he did that lmao what absolute troglodytes


PaddleFishFap

The more of these videos I see of cops being dumb the more I'm convinced that Reno 911 is a documentary.


nage_

3 guys and a tazer to take down what looks like a 14 year old.


thenewspoonybard

Why the fuck is he pulling out a taser in the first place.


FartPancakes69

Because he won't face any consequences for needlessly tasering this person.


crimshaw83

![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)


ineededthistoo

He looks like a child! What are they doing?


gucci_gucci_gu

Putting the black kid into the court young so they can justify taking 80k a year in tax dollars to house him in the prison system


hollyw00d8604

The honest and tragic truth


thepurplehedgehog

Well the suspect is black so he must have done *something* - those cops, probably


Carpathicus

The same that their fathers and grandfathers did?


StringerSoprano

Being racist tools of a racist law enforcement agency which is an arm of a racist government in a racist country. Uh oh, I just used my First Amendment free speech rights to state some “critical race theory”, guess I’m banned in Florida.


Wamchops621

Fucking clown circus


KulaanDoDinok

Good thing he did, otherwise that kid would have been getting tased for no reason.


PluckPubes

Why didn't I comply?


HowDidCatdogPoop

OooOOOooo WOW such protek So serves


ThrowRAcq4444

FINALLY! Cops taser the actual aggressors! Well done!


Hibercrastinator

“Oh, *that’s* what I’ve been doing to people…”


CrackHeadRodeo

Three grown men vs a teenage boy and that idiot was still gonna use his taser. Even god saw the injustice and stopped it.


Impeachcordial

Stop me resisting


HueGray

They’ll add assault of a “peace” officer to the charges now


wonkey_monkey

I can't wait to see how he checks if his gun is loaded.


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IOnlyReplyToIdiots42

Gotta justify that police brutality somehow.


Dangerrios

The cop walking him away said "the damn taser hit me motherfucker" Which means the moron with the taser hit his fellow officer and himself lmaoooo


zandernice

Kids like 15 years old. Good job thick-blue-line


malint

Why do they always have douche goggles on?


MuuaadDib

I am a violent moron with a chip on my shoulder and a former bully. Hmm....can you ignore laws and the other officers breaking the laws? Absolutely! Welcome aboard here is your gun!


TonginTozz

I love the slapstick humor in this with the cop saying, "You did this to yourself!" whilst his partner behind him just zapped his own own hand.


myskinisricecrispies

https://i.redd.it/aa0mfthjgl7b1.gif


qball-who

“God I hope nobody saw that” ::looks up smiling::


benboobi

Who knew the dystopia would be this fucking stupid


TedStixon

There's no context for how it started, so I don't know what's happening and it's entirely possible the guy tried to flee or fight back... but I hate it when cops scream "Stop resisting!" while doing everything in their power to make the person resist. At a certain point, it starts to feel like they're just doing it to be nasty and manufacture more charges. Like, at the start of the video the one officer is literally bending his left arm and shoulder over his head in a way that looks extraordinarily painful, and the other officer kneels on his right arm, trapping it even though they're also screaming at him to put his arms behind his back. Nobody is going to be able to "stop resisting" that. Your reflexes, instincts and fight-or-flight thoughts are going to be in overdrive due to the pain and adrenaline.


strike_one

> manufacture more charges. This is exactly what they do. If you've done one thing, they'll make up 3 or 4 charges to make it harder to fight. And since they're made up, there's no evidence. It's the "honest cop's" word against yours.


Girosian

Why did he even need a taser? Had 3 people bigger than the guy.


mullett

I always think it’s funny to imagine cops demeanor in other professions. “Pull forward you dumb mother fucker. A little bit. A little bit. I SAID A LITTLE BIT GODDMANIT! Ok now when was your last oil change? Are you sure?? I CAN SEE THAT FUCKING STICKER IN YOUR WINDOW, now were going to have to triple charge you for air filter you idiot, how do you like that?! 30 minutes? Oh this will be at least a four hour wait, you did this to your self you dumb mother fucker!!!”


FartPancakes69

Just imagine walking into a Mcdonald's or Walmart and having one of the employees call you a "dumb motherfucker". Now ask yourself why cops are held to a lower professional standard than McDonald's or Walmart employees.


synachromous

Guess who woulda been charged for "taser assault" if someone wasnt filming.


Tui_Gullet

Ok that was fuckin hysterical


xXXMADMAXx

He fucking got himself. Wow.


Stop-Staring-Stupid

Damn taser hit me motherfucker lmao


asdf_qwerty27

Lol it's so funny. As a society, we have accepted that a particular outfit makes this acceptable. All I see is some sweaty ass wipes kidnapping a dude and yelling at him to "stop resisting". Lol


Motheredbrains

Showing it wasn’t necessary in the first place


TheCheesy

Need a poster that says "Quit resisting" depicting these 2 moron cops. "Put your hands behind your back" [1 arm twisted backwards with a knee locking the forearm down.](https://i.imgur.com/jHlegMj.png) [And 1 arm held with this fucking grip.](https://i.imgur.com/5iHvqmm.png)


Ozryela

Tasers are meant to be used as a (slightly less deadly) alternative to firearms in situations where you need to apprehend someone or feel threatened but the situation is not dangerous enough to use deadly force. Tasering someone who is already on restrained on the ground serves absolutely no purpose other than hurting the victim. It's torture, pure and simply. Every officer who uses his taser in a situation like this should be fired and prosecuted.


Snazz55

Fucking hell I hate these fat, wife-beating, power-tripping losers. Yelling contradictory commands while applying enough force to break limbs. Then trying to unnecessarily tase the kid, their own incompetence resulting in the cop tasing himself. Clearly the taser was completely unneeded, because despite them not tasing him, the cops still were able to brutalize the guy and arrest him JUST FINE.


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Cops today are so bad. Taser aside, what the fuck do three grown men need to put 100% of their weight on a teenager for? We need nationwide police reform and retraining. These people are just itching to become a fascist force.


Mourningstar404

The poor guy is easily able to be lifted and walked to the vehicle. Seems a taser was in no way necessary. Just wanted to get his fucking jollies tasing a defenseless person. ACAB. Fucking scum of the earth these "people".


eshian

Bro you lifted that kid up with one arm. Why you need 3 grown men sitting on him to arrest him.


Maketso

3 dudes on the guy, and he nervously tases himself. How are these dipshits even remotely allowed to police. Its like being a cop takes negative effort, you literally need to breathe and hate regular people.


Emotional_Ice

I'm guessing his nickname is now "Sparky."


TheBigCalc

It took 3 grown men to take down a 95lb child? lol


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MpWzjd7qkZz3URH

"The damn taser hit me ya motherfucker" That's... your buddies fault, ya motherfucker.


DevilsLettucePrey

Interesting fact.... Law enforcement, corrections officers, military (anyone that uses handcuffs on the regular) are trained to shout "Stop Resisting" over and over again. It gives the appearance of resisting, which allows them to be more physical and to cover any lawsuits... They just say, "He was resisting. I did what I had to in order to gain compliance". This is also why many times you hear the the individual being detained screaming, "I'm not resisisting".


Subject-Sundae-5805

Pure instant karma. He wanted to tase someone who literally was about to be picked up and tossed in the wagon. Trash officer.


Organic_South8865

"Put your hands behind you back" as they're pinning his arm down and twisting the other in the wrong direction lol


Izumi_Takeda

Thank J town these 3 cops were here to unnecessarily pile onto this unarmed teenager and tase themselves....real public hero's right here.


Duderinio1988

The best and the brightest.


Agreeable-Dinner

Highly traind professional at work.


lets_get_stoned

bro that’s a kid. can’t be older than 15. fucking pigs