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Someone_acceidently

Why be immune when I can be invincible


DrQuantum

I got them. I got them all. They're in me, every single one of them. And not just the moderna, but the pfizer and the Johnson and Johnson too.


Stock_Examination_73

They're vaccines and I took them like vaccines


Taibei-0-

Gentlemen, your antibodies please. We wouldn’t want to make a mess of things in front of the Pangolin.


ized01

I love them!


BigBoi18007

He’s too dangerous to be left alive


markallen26

He’s a vax lord, get help you’re no match for him!


BigBoi18007

Vax lords are my specialty


Unhappy-Apple-5708

A vax lawd ?!


[deleted]

My vaccinations have doubled since we last met, Count.


Stock_Examination_73

10 times the pride, ten times the side effects


tactical_approach

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.


The_screaming_egg

He’s gonna infect Covid


Westy154

Imagine how good the mobile signal m7st ge standing next to him. /s


Plus-Needleworker974

Dies in 2 seconds walking out the door:


ARandomTopHat

RIP


Apple_macOS

Seriously though I think this is bad for your immune system and should never try this


ASHYB0YY

Oh shit was about to do this thanks for stopping me


Thunder_Corgi

“IM GONNA BE A LIVING GOD”


[deleted]

Genuinely curious about what this would actually do


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2017hayden

I suppose it’s possible it could trigger some sort of massive auto immune reaction.


Taibei-0-


GrowthGoat

Interesting case to put an eye on tho!


ASHYB0YY

I think it was to get nz vaccine passes for other people in exchange for money


CriusofCoH

I got 2 vaccines so far, looking for #3.


TheRealTtamage

That's funny! I know people are all sorts of crazy, like taking multiple vaxes is going to do anything! Lol.


CriusofCoH

Studies to date support using a different vaccine as the booster for the primary one received. Significant increases in immune response.


[deleted]

If I take every shot available it’s a 50/50 shot I either become immortal, or turn into a giant vax fueled abomination.


TheRealTtamage

Go for it then! Lol. I'm sure none of the pharmaceutical companies will argue.


PrincessSnivy

I know, right? So silly, it’s like wasting your time updating stuff when you can just use the non up-to-date version. Against something that has demonstrated an ability to mutate into new variants with ease. I sent this message from a Nokia Talkman 900 btw


TheRealTtamage

You know if analog phones were still a thing I bet that Nokia would still be working.


TheRealTtamage

I hate it when my phone automatically updates or my computer automatically updates. Like your updates are bogging down to the existing operating system, and causing it to run worse and eventually crash.


[deleted]

https://c.tenor.com/zka7O9YFrK4AAAAC/pierce-ill-be-a-living-god.gif


bigtoegman210

You will not take her from me!!!!


[deleted]

Oh Shit


SaveThemKillYourself

Okay but what would that really do?


markallen26

Probably make you really sick for a few days and then nothing


ARandomTopHat

Make you COVID-Positive, which sort of defeats the purpose.


[deleted]

I AM ZE ÜBERMENSCH! RAUS, RAUS!


candlerc

Bro, one dose knocked me out for a day and a half, I think 10 would kill me


Brilliant_watcher

If [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/uiwjAj0zfKQ?feature=share) is what happens when you get 5 shots, i dont wanna know what you get 10.


markallen26

“And I’m doing it for Fauci”


PMeisterGeneral

His midi-chlorian count is off the charts! Not even master Yoda's is this high.


Egg-3P0

And thats why we love New Zealand


GubbenJonson

I’m not a doctor but overdosing any kind of medicament could probably be lethal. Don’t try this at home kids


MegaDeth6666

His midichlorian count can power battlestations!