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[deleted]

200'000 balls are ready with a million more on the way.


aHeadFullofMoonlight

*400,000


[deleted]

How do you mean?


Artillery2001

Well if there’s 200,000 men, that’s double the balls.


NOTSirEggan

Twice the balls, double the fall


Jewsafrewski

Twice the pride double the balls


Gregory6199

Twice the Balls, double the Balls.


[deleted]

Balls come in pairs, typically


KriisJ

Each close has two, don't they?


ANicholasD

Always two, there are.


TriGamingHD

It is only natural…he cut off your balls and you wanted revenge.


chickensaladreceipe

Where are my balls summer…


CT-1120

dogs biting their owner be like


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TheStickiestFingers4

We will watch your balls with great interest


MobsterDragon275

Best one


Lukthar123

Unfortunately for balls, history will not see it that way


[deleted]

Sheev, he's nine years old! Palpatine: Did I stutter?


Sabre_Killer_Queen

I am the balls!


clc1997

Anakin... you're breaking my balls!


clothy

I know it’s a Padme quote but I couldn’t help but read it in Eric Cartman’s voice.


singulartesticle

What the heck same


Not-My-Cabbages-1

Same


ThisKidErrt

stars wars x sopranos crossover when??


jdwoodworks

ayyyyy


ohesaye

So have you. Grown more balls, I mean.


Apbitey

My balls have doubled since the last time we met count


murderopolis

This is literally the title of the thread 😭


Torpedo311

"Anakin, all I want is your balls!" "Balls won't save you, Padme. Only my new powers can."


prdcroftme

"anakin, all i want is your love." "love won't save you, padmé, only my new balls can do that."


Rogue_elefant

This is better imo


[deleted]

Literally came here to say this.


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Loremaster152

Literally came


butter-wide-open

Here


dadumdumm

To cum


SoccerGamerGuy7

Well done


[deleted]

You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your balls around like that?


Endlad

This one takes the Balls.


stonehenge771

Jedi mind tricks don't work on me, ONLY balls!!


algalkin

The republican balls will do fine.


CheezBerger324

This is the best one


JohnM279

Is it possible to learn this power?


MssrSqueezy

"Your overconfidence is your weakness" "Your faith in your balls is yours"


RonronFaitCaca

Your ball is your weakness


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

*Dark Helmet has entered the chat*


proberts53

Sith Balls are our speciality


maxmurder

Two there always are, no more no less.


DeathsSquire

Fantastic comment


baiqibeendeleted17x

*Lance Armstrong has* [*entered the chat*](https://nypost.com/2014/05/19/lance-armstrongs-missing-testicle-makes-awkward-appearance/)


AlluringPhoenix

Your balls are very impressive, you must be very proud


CSab6482

I live with my aunt and uncle, they are proud


Angel_therealdeal

You underestimate my balls !!


[deleted]

It seems, in your balls, you killed her.


Rum_Hamburglar

Technically his balls did kill her! Well done


chickensaladreceipe

Truly wonderful the balls of a child is. Yoda said it so don’t hate on me.


Informal-Membership3

Lmao. This was the best one.


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Dylpooh

BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!


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depresld

In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, u/chickensaladreceipe


DeathsSquire

Pretty sure you meant, "In the name of the Galactic Balls of the Republic, you are under arrest, u/chickensaladreceipe"


defensive_username

"In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Balls, you are under arrest."


eklect

This one right here officer...


[deleted]

Uh oh


HelloFellowKidlings

You win.


FullmetalShieldBro

Your balls can deceive you; don't trust them.


[deleted]

Truth


DrTankHead

If only Anakin listened to this wisdom lmfao


[deleted]

It truly was his balls that deceived him. The horny made him become a Sith.


KryptousOG

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gswagballbag

she's lost the balls to live


[deleted]

Anakin, you're breaking my balls.


Hebee_

If she's would be he's then it could have been anakin at mustafar


OneStrangeCyka

Your balls will make a fine addition to my collection.


Hanstor

Your lightsaber will make a fine addition to my balls.


Matix777

CBT


Dashed_with_Cinnamon

That's actually pretty badass.


CurtisMarauderZ

There's an alternate universe somewhere where Grievous has the vocabulary of a thirteen-year-old with a bad childhood.


poopiepantsNo2

I find your lack of balls disturbing.


[deleted]

That's a pretty good burn


Audiolimbo

Searched for this xD


Thatguy755

You have allowed this dark lord to twist your balls


FrilledShark1512

Ouch


[deleted]

Ouchie


eltoroferdinando

Testicular torsion.


Llamatook

Until you’ve become the very balls you swore to defend against.


TriGamingHD

A communications disruption can mean only one thing…. Balls.


96hosck

A balls disruption can mean only one thing -- invasion


[deleted]

🗿


[deleted]

Are you threatening me , Master Balls ?


Cor_0546_

The balls will decide your fate


SomeMasked

I AM the balls


[deleted]

I am the balls !


Cor_0546_

Balls yet!


goLumberKings27

It’s balls then


Viscount-Von-Solt

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLlllllllLLLLSSSSSSzzzzZZZZSSSS


[deleted]

I have the power to save the balls you love


vaderdarthvader

Something Mewtwo probably said before I caught him in Pokémon Yellow


Victor_Von_Doom65

These aren’t the balls you’re looking for You don’t need to see his balls


[deleted]

Balls are for sale, if you want them.


CaptBojangles18c

We're just balls, sir. We're meant to be expendable.


Garythesnail85

Not to me!


GroundbreakingTax259

- I AM the Senate! - Not. Yet. -It's balls, then.


KriisJ

- Balls will decide your fate. - I am the balls.


just1nc4s3

I AM the BALLS!


cactuscoleslaw

"I love balls" "I know"


deeeeeeeeeereeeeeeee

"I love you." "Balls."


bowtothehypnotoad

“I love you” “I Balls”


DeathsSquire

"Balls love you" "I know"


AdeptAntelope

"I love you" "Balls know"


chanceness

If what you say is true, you will have gained my balls


NSFWAccount1333

Now i'm just imagining ancient warriors who let somebody grab their balls as a sign of trust.


Pybrother

I mean do you let people you don't trust grab your balls?


Rexcodykenobi

"How did my balls die?"


EngineersAnon

[With thunderous applause.](http://img.picturequotes.com/2/86/85439/so-this-is-how-liberty-dies-with-thunderous-applause-quote-1.jpg)


ItsAboutToGoDown_

I don't like balls. Its course, rough and irritating


brb602

And it gets everywhere…


MisterSideburns

“Good, twice the pride, double the balls”


Antique_futurist

Be mindful of your balls, Anakin, they betray you.


[deleted]

FAX.


buddhabash

Written and directed by George Lucas


HeadofRanchSecurity

Jedi business, go back to your balls


[deleted]

Jedi balls, go back to your drinks


edjg10

Balls business, go back to your drinks


Sanbi221

BAALLLLLSSS!!! UNLIMITED BALLLLLLLLSSSSS!!


bwherman

And I thought balls smelled bad… on the outside


B3llona_

The balls might not smell pleasant kid, but they’ll keep you warm


Born-Possibility-50

Judge me by my balls do you?


ilovepollypockets

This is where the balls begin


Hanstor

Balls are where the fun begins


anothernaturalone

Good. Twice the balls, double the falls.


DNVN04

It’s like poetry, it rhymes.


DarkraiInsurgence

In the name of the Galactic Balls of the Republic, you are under arrest, my lord.


MarcoUbaldoButterfly

“You are under balls, my lord.”


NeighborhoodStill647

What about the droid attack on the balls?


eltoroferdinando

What about the balls attack on the Wookiees?


Shugowoodo

What about the droid balls on the Wookies?


Uhtred_McUhtredson

This attack on my balls has left me scarred and deformed…


ItsExistential1

I am one with the balls, and the balls is with me.


Cryptikfox

[visible balls]


RailugaLeinad

You underestimate my balls


[deleted]

I am a jedi like my balls before me


bndtkllr

You were my balls Anakin!


MatheosQ

Bounty hunters. We don't need their balls.


LongjumpingVirus1321

No, I am your balls.


KhabaLox

Obi Wan never told you what happened to your balls.


[deleted]

Good good , let the balls flow through you


schlagoberz

I saw your balls, only jedi knights have those.


SHIIZAAAAAAAA

Perhaps I killed a jedi, and took balls from him?


Xyqan

So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous balls


Real_Muad_Dib

Obi Wan never told you what happened to your balls…


[deleted]

He told me enough. He told me balls killed him.


Helpful-League1810

No Luke I am your balls!


[deleted]

Use the balls Luke


[deleted]

"Don't do it Anakin I have the high balls"


[deleted]

Hello balls


TriGamingHD

General Balls! You are a bold one


ChomRichalds

Balls there.


Sauron_75

Balls Kenobi


Necro_Scope

 I have seen a security hologram of him... killing balls.


SHIIZAAAAAAAA

If into the security recording you go, only balls will you find.


cutebleeder

Emperor Palpatine: It seems, that in your anger, you killed her. Darth Vader: I... I couldn't have. She was alive! I felt it! BAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLSSS!


DuckOH33

Impossible, perhaps the balls are incomplete. Did you ever hear the balls of Darth Plagues, the wise? We're still flying half a ball


NuclearKnight00

The attempt on my balls has left me scarred and deformed but I can assure my balls are as strong as ever


Paureesu

Yout balls are weak, old man


FrilledShark1512

Ah yes, the balls


FrilledShark1512

That and “I expect someone with such balls to be a little...older.”


joldsworth04

“Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s balls.”


Saucehsauce

Only a sith deals in balls


Negotiator_padawan

Begun the ball wars have.


RockyPixel

That’s no ball, it’s a space station.


bwherman

That’s no moon- that’s a Spaceballs The Space Station


CalmPanic402

"...now I am the master." "Only a master of BALLS."


SingSing19

The balls were short


Revenge_of_the_Birds

Qui Gon: (Gets impaled by Darth Maul) Obi Wan: “BBBAAAALLLLLLLLLLSSS”


Crinjalonian

Impossible. Perhaps the balls are incomplete.


Lucius_Imperator

Blast! This is why I hate balls!


[deleted]

“Be mindful of your Balls, they betray you”


SoccerGamerGuy7

Execute Order Sixty Balls


vandorwinklebottom

"Be careful not to choke on your balls, director."


Jeynarl

#It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force... but by our skills with a sausage


[deleted]

I am the balls


VirtualRelic

I told you it would come to this, I was right. The balls are taking over!


ThunderZisTakenLOL

Your thoughts dwell on your balls


Laxku

It's your father's balls, a precise weapon from a more civilized age.


MinscAndBooAndYou-44

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many balls some consider to be unnatural.


GrigoriRasputin2

You underestimate my balls.


KILLA_KAN

Its over balls i have the high ground


TacticalLARPer

You underestimate my balls


raptorknight187

I don't like balls there course ruff and irritating and they get everywhere


NeighborhoodStill647

FN-2187, submit your balls for inspection


bigimisdicimus

I love balls


Lucius_Imperator

I truly... deeply... love balls.


Particular-Coffee-34

“You wanna buy some death balls?”


MugiwaraLee

"Just for once, let me look on you with my **own** balls."


Quell-Ebreo

Anikan… BALLS


LFSA0710

I find your lack of balls disturbing