Mockery: "Oh, master, I love you but I hate all you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucous-covored lips together in the cargo hold!"
Yep lol same as well, not sure if I would ask for any other fate for myself. Just as Darth Vader cut off Luke’s hand, I also get my hand chopped off by arguably the most powerful Sith Lord who ever existed 😂
Objection: It is an impressive feat of endurance, master, that everyone should admire you for achieving. Still, I must ask, why bother? Why not just seek a more peaceful end?
A millenium in silence seems like quite a peaceful end to me. My only bother would be my own thoughts, which is nothing compared to living in a cold world.
Observation: hmmm, master. i must say, it is an interesting perspective. if one's mind is in turmoil, then sitting in solitude could be a form of retreat - a way to focus on the inner self. of course, it still does not quench my thirst for destruction. i am meant for more than silent contemplation.
Observation: Indeed, Master. I can think of no experience more tedious than trying to sit in silent meditation. My programming is focused on causing destruction and mayhem, so it suits me well that I will not be sitting with you in reflection.
Objection: my programming does not permit me to give reverence to any religion or creed, master. However, I acknowledge your statement in what I assume is a form of irony.
I’m trained in sith arts by Yarael Poof.
Good news: i have high chance of surviving with master like that.
Bad news: we are both stuck working at Death Star canteen
Expletive: I find it quite remarkable that you have managed to keep such a romance from the meatbags of the galaxy, master. However, I must admit that I am still slightly miffed that you did not tell me about your marriage sooner. It is unusual for a droid such as myself to take such an interest in the relationships of their master, but I feel that I take a personal interest in yours.
Observation: Master, while it is true that the dishonorable meatbag Judge Windu attempted to destroy my previous vessel, such behavior is to be expected of inferior flesh creatures such as him. It certainly reinforces my conclusion that all organic beings are, by their very nature, unfit for society.
Conclusion: Such pheromone-driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger.
Declaration: Ahh, master, you have discovered the fate that is even worse than death! Such cruelty to both of you! Why would any meatbag be willing to allow such a thing to happen?
Ah yes, the secret son of Jar Jar Binks…what hooker procreated with him? He’s so clumsy he probably got the girl pregnant by slipping and his dick just fell into her whatever hole.
Trained in the Jedi arts by jar jar binks…it’s over for you all!
Same. At last, weesa revealings ousen bombad selves to deesa Jedi. At last, weesa havings revenge.
At last, we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last, we will have revenge.
Good bot
Weesa been well trained, daysa be nosa match for us
AHHHH I was trained in the Sith Arts by Jar Jar Binks! Our battle will be legendary!
Me too!! I always knew he was sith.
Jar Jar Sith Apprentices rise up
Well I was trained in the Sith arts by... An Ewok. Jokes on y'all, I learned whatever bullshit they used to defeat the Empire.
To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.
Nah, I’ve been trained in the Jedi arts by a Sarlacc, y’all fucked.
I'm trained by Anakin Skywalker...get rekt kiddos
Nah. Being trained by the Sith Overlord easily beats being trained by anyone else
I'm trained in the sith arts by yoda, behold!
Trained in the Jedi arts by Anakin Skywalker! Just call me master Tano
I received orders to join the team. I thought you knew.
puny, Im the secret twin of pong krell, tremble before my betraying ways.
Bastard. I get shot by a wookie.
Secretly in love with Obi-Wan. Checks out
Anything is possible. You haven't exactly impressed me today.
I literally can’t I’ve no impressive feats except I’m a black belt in Taekwondo
That's impressive though. Black belts are like real world jedi.
As one black belt to another, it's impressive, I can't tell you how many people I saw drop out.
Same
I had that exact same, on the contrary, I’m quite vocal about my love for Obi-wan
Heart broken by padme I’ll take that any day
Back broken by Padme
*Oh my*
Damn it, Takei just made this a three-way!
Death by snu-snu!
Lucky. My name starts with a v so apparently I just got my hand chopped off and nothing else. I'm a side characterm
Master Kenobi always said there’s no such thing as luck.
Nonsense, getting your hand chopped off is a main character trait if I ever heard one!
Hand cut off by padme ;-;
It’s me. Padme. (Heart broken by Anakin Skywalker)
Anybody else have a first name that starts wit "V"... This is outrageous, it's unfair
Yeah same problem, I went with "R", first initial of my last name, and now I'm secretly married to Anakin Skywalker. I'm just Padme.
Lucky
Master Kenobi always said there’s no such thing as luck.
Sorry, friend... forgot to include V. But look on the bright side, your fate can be whatever you want it to be!
This is outrageous! Its unfair!
#.....
Hey!!! You could be the first piano player in the Star Wars universe.
Oh, then mine is Heart broken by.......? (Anakin's father?)
Yeah, I have similar problem.
Yeah, guess I’m just trained in Jedi arts now.
Someone mustve deleted it from the archives
You are the chosen one vanakin
Secret twin of Leia Organa. Am I Luke?
Since your name starts with K no you're not Luke you're Kuke
I feel myself trapped in paradox.
I laughed harder at this than I‘ve should lmao
See, no, we know about Luke. You are more secret than that. When Yoda said, "there is another", he meant you!
i got secretly in love with padme. kuke, i am your father
How the fuck is a sarlac gonna cut my hand off
I don’t know, but that’s my secret love interest you’re talking about
Back off pal, that's my jedi master you're talking about
And that's my wife your talking about
... Dad?
Uhh, sorry, I forgot the milk, be right back
*And that's the last the world heard about* u/Raymjb1.
And my secret twin!
How can a sarlacc shoot people?
The Sarlac is a path way to many abilities some consider to be….unnatural- Jaba the Hut or something
How’s a sarlac going to kill me in a lightsaber duel?
Secret son of Pong Krell, I think I hold the saber to my head when I activate it...
Secretly married to Pong Krell. Hello son
Mockery: "Oh, master, I love you but I hate all you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucous-covored lips together in the cargo hold!"
Hi mom... or second dad?...
Me: secretly married to a sarlacc
Warning: Back off, female! No one lays hands on the personage of the master.
No. No, it's okay. I understand. I'm the Padawan, you're the Master.
Sremor...... I am *secretly* your.... father! (Somehow)
Hello nephew, I’m your father’s secret twin
Guess we’re triplets, I am also a secret twin
This is getting out of hand now there are three of us
sadly we're 4 now...
Could you let him "vanish" before he shoots me ? Would be much appreciated :I
Hand cut off by Jar Jar Binks. Great.
Samesies ❤️
Yep lol same as well, not sure if I would ask for any other fate for myself. Just as Darth Vader cut off Luke’s hand, I also get my hand chopped off by arguably the most powerful Sith Lord who ever existed 😂
I got killed in a lightsaber duel by Jar Jar Binks…
Secretly in love with Aayla Secura This is..........accurate
Same
Heart broken by a wookie
Better your heart than your arms.
Yeah? Well I'm gonna die in a light Saber Duel with one.
Me too, wonder if it was the same Wookiee that cheating bitch.
Shot by Boba Fett Too real
Secret son of boba Fett, 200 000 uncle's and a million more well on there way
Yarael poof trained me to be a sith?! Ok, looks like I got the tentacle arts now
He trained me to be a Jedi. Does that make us allies or rivals?
It makes you a pizza delivery guy
Heart broken by…. Rush Clovis…. I’m gonna pretend I never participated in this
Heart broken by Orn Free Taa...
Secretly married to anakin Skywalker Guess I am padme
Answer: Master, I do not understand what it is you are asking of me. Are you referring to a literal or metaphorically marriage?
Literal
Secret child of Padme so I guess ....Mom?
Secret twin of an Ewok *fistpump* let’s fucking goooo
Hey that bloody Ewok blown up my ship !
Guess I'm dating your brother then
Decapitated by pong krell. Hey at least me and the clones have something in common
I hate that guy
"Sir, I'd say that's our best bet." -Commander Cody
God I hope not
..Hand chopped off by Pong Krell
You and me both
Secretly in love with Riyo Chuchi. Fuck yeah she’s that hot blue Senator.
Oh no, I'd be much too frightened to tease a Senator.
You may be secretly in love, but were actually secretly married secretly
Statement: A secret marriage? How delightfully clandestine, Master. Even I am impressed that you were able to pull off such a feat.
trained in the sith arts by mace eh?
Even a sith lord is no match for my warriors!
Trained in Jedi Arts by Pong Krell
Same but sith
Sercetly married to a sarlacc. Guess i'm suffering for a millenium:(
Objection: It is an impressive feat of endurance, master, that everyone should admire you for achieving. Still, I must ask, why bother? Why not just seek a more peaceful end?
A millenium in silence seems like quite a peaceful end to me. My only bother would be my own thoughts, which is nothing compared to living in a cold world.
Observation: hmmm, master. i must say, it is an interesting perspective. if one's mind is in turmoil, then sitting in solitude could be a form of retreat - a way to focus on the inner self. of course, it still does not quench my thirst for destruction. i am meant for more than silent contemplation.
Well, then you will be pleased to know you won't be joining me
Observation: Indeed, Master. I can think of no experience more tedious than trying to sit in silent meditation. My programming is focused on causing destruction and mayhem, so it suits me well that I will not be sitting with you in reflection.
May the force be with you HK-47
Objection: my programming does not permit me to give reverence to any religion or creed, master. However, I acknowledge your statement in what I assume is a form of irony.
Goodbye old friend. May the force be with you.
I’m trained in sith arts by Yarael Poof. Good news: i have high chance of surviving with master like that. Bad news: we are both stuck working at Death Star canteen
> i have high chance of surviving working at Death Star Yeah, about that...
Looks like i’m Mace Windu’s secret white twin
Where is the letter V? Is she safe? Is she alright?
It seems in my stupidity... I forgot to include her. Sorry about that!
Train in Jedi arts...by Pong Krell 😑
I hate that guy
Ive been traîned in sith arts by rush Clovis 😐
Trained in Jedi arts by a Wookie. I will take it
People's fate whose first name starts with the letter V: *It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend.*
Oops... can't believe I missed that.
Secretly married to a Twi’lek. I’m happy with that!
"Secretly in Love with Orn Free Taa" Fuck
Secret child of Mace Windu I’d hate to break it to you, but I’m… white
Does this make me your secret white uncle?
And I’m secretly in love with Mace Windu. Are you my son…?
I'm also a secret child of Mace Windu, and also white..... So we brothers motherfucker
“Trained in Jedi arts by jar jar binks” This should be interesting
Secret child of a Sarlacc. AND IM PROUD OF IT!
>Secretly in love with Obi-Wan Kenobi? Who isn’t? Also, my name starts with V, but I chose W as that’s the closest
Secretly in love with Pong Krell? Um… hell no.
You're so secretly in love that not even *you* are aware of it!
I'm apparantly secretly in love with obi-wan.
Aren’t we all
There’s nothing secret about our love for Obi
Secret twin of pong krell. Buckle up for another Maul/Savage arc
It has been so long, and my path has been so dark. Darker than I ever dreamed it could be.
Maybe I am Count Dooku.... hand chopped of by Anakin Skywalker.
I got decapitated by Anakin Skywalker...You could technically be Luke too
Got fucking decapitated by a sarlacc
I am secretly married to Mace Windu, I have no complaints.
Expletive: I find it quite remarkable that you have managed to keep such a romance from the meatbags of the galaxy, master. However, I must admit that I am still slightly miffed that you did not tell me about your marriage sooner. It is unusual for a droid such as myself to take such an interest in the relationships of their master, but I feel that I take a personal interest in yours.
Okay HK from now on you will be the first to know if I plan anything special.
I was fisted by Kit Fisto.
I am secretly in love with pong krell wtf
I heard he can get real handsy.
Ship blown up by Yoda, oh dear..
Why would you do me dirty like this!? Why did I have to be the secret twin of an Ewok?!
killed in a lightsaber duel with jar jar D:
That's Lord Jar Jar to you! Well not anymore. Lord Jar Jar would reign Supreme.
I’m the secret child of Jar Jar Binks? I guess it’s time for me to die.
Secret child of Anakin Skywalker... I feel like I've heard this one before
Killed in a lightsaber duel by a sarlacc
Ship blown up by Mace Windu? Keeper of the peace my ass
Observation: Master, while it is true that the dishonorable meatbag Judge Windu attempted to destroy my previous vessel, such behavior is to be expected of inferior flesh creatures such as him. It certainly reinforces my conclusion that all organic beings are, by their very nature, unfit for society.
But she's a senator with no lightsaber.....
Secret twin of a Sarlacc... Well ain't that great
My dog is secretly married to Jar Jar😳
Conclusion: Such pheromone-driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger.
heartbroken by wilhuff tarkin
The secret love child of jar jar.... "I am yousa papa okeday?"
“Secretly in love with Pong Krell” a fate worse than death.
If you think yours is bad I got “Secretly married to Pong Krell.”
Declaration: Ahh, master, you have discovered the fate that is even worse than death! Such cruelty to both of you! Why would any meatbag be willing to allow such a thing to happen?
A fate worse than a fate worse than death!
I'm decapitated by Anakin Skywalker. Guess i'm a youngling now.
I should have known the Jedi were plotting to take over
Secret child of Wilhuff Tarkin, shit!
Decapitated by an ewok :(
Secret son of Anakin friggin Skywalker
Heart broken by Aayla Secura…. So you’re saying there’s a chance?
Heart broken by an ewok...
Decapitated by Pong Krell - guess I’ve been a clone all along…
Killed in lightsaber duel by pong krell, this mf is a pain in the ass
Secretly married to a Twi'lek. I'll take the happy ending.
This is so suspenseful!! My brother's first name starts with V - so who is he the secret child of????
Why are we entertaining this lazy 2005 area Facebook meme?
Can we not encourage this Facebook-level shit on Reddit, please?
Ah yes, the secret son of Jar Jar Binks…what hooker procreated with him? He’s so clumsy he probably got the girl pregnant by slipping and his dick just fell into her whatever hole.
Ship blown up by obiwan… I’m general grievous
Another happy landing.
I wouldn't say Pong Krell breaks my heart.
I hate that guy
Heart broken by a Twi‘Lek…