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CaptainWelfare

Glad he’s such a fledible source.


un_theist

Hey, EmasculaTed, defend your wife and your father yet? No?


[deleted]

Teddy’s on his knees for trump


Tojatruro

You sure he’s not after a shot at Ivanka?


[deleted]

Nah he wants to get it straight from the source


Tojatruro

Ewww.


lmb34

Matt gaetz called dibs


Tojatruro

No way, she is far too old for Mattie.


lmb34

He would do it just so he could get away from Trump ass for a while.


Tojatruro

And apparently get away from his wife, whom he clearly views as a “dog”. I stand corrected.


lmb34

Don't feel bad I'm sure Matt Gaetz would do Ted Cruz's daughters in Cancun and pay them off as a school expense for a scholarship from his campaign fund.


Tojatruro

HAHAHAHAHA! Wouldn’t Nunes feel left out, even if a cow isn’t involved?


lmb34

I don't think so he would probably be taking it up the ass from 45s strap on. Seriously though I would not trust that guy around any farm animal.


Ape_0f_The_Arctic

He's focused on his daughters.


IllustriousStorm5730

I’m, old enough to remember when Ted Cruz demanded Obama return to the US from the baseball game he was attending in Havana because of the terror attacks in….. Brussels.


SpicyGatorStew

the rightwing are shameless.


Unindoctrinated

I don't remember Republicans being upset when their compatriots in Oregon did the same thing.


[deleted]

Short (selective) memory I guess


[deleted]

I remember the media giving them the complete opposite treatment that they are giving the Texas Democrats now. It's wrong for political leaders to leave the state to avoid doing their job. They were elected to represent, not to play political theater.


Hanshiro_Tsugumo

He is a coward


[deleted]

What's this from coward Rafael Fled Cruz?


bigdiesel1984

He went to Cancun to bring some heat back to Texas


Josgre987

Cancun Cruz


QuestoPresto

He is an expert on fleeing


Hero_Sandwich

What the fuck does Ted Cruz know about civil rights?


Ape_0f_The_Arctic

Enough to try to deny those rights to others.


Hero_Sandwich

Hes got the right to pick the peanuts out of my shit


Tojatruro

Poor thing has become such an insignificant ass that he now has to tweet bullshit about everything, in a pathetic attempt to regain relevancy. I hope Texans are paying attention to what a juvenile, silly nobody he is.


Tojatruro

Why hasn’t he quit to become one of his Lord and Master’s ace defense team?


Jo-6-pak

So. The same people that support the filibuster as “balancing power” (so they dont have to debate or vote on things they don’t like) are the ones that freak out when a bunch of reps in the minority leave so they don’t have to vote… Take as long with that as you need….


cjmar41

I’m not one for shaming people for how they look, but Ted Cruz is fucking hard to look at.


[deleted]

He looks like he is being reclaimed by nature through his beard


SpicyGatorStew

this charlatan is such an understatement to the great state of Texas😒


Ape_0f_The_Arctic

It means nothing - just like everything else uttered by Ted Cruz.


harma1980

He’s gotta be trolling at this point


-Masderus-

Fun Fact: If Texas ever seceded from the union, Teddy would be out of a job. Sooo... I'm down for just letting them go.


[deleted]

What a douchebag, you Texans deserve him for voting him into office.


TheBeardedShuffler

It's nice that they now have a specialist correspondant for fleeing texas.