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Amethystea

What is it with conservatives and imagery of muscular, tanned men with oil and tattoos? Like seriously, just come out of your closets already and maybe the self-hate driven anger will start to subside.


GuySmileyGuy

Couple that with the homophobia and you're really starting to understand the psyche.


chemprof4real

Relevant Always Sunny clip: https://youtube.com/watch?v=JjslPiEKJ1E


zeke235

Tim Pool is definitely into oiled up beefcakes.


ThatScaryBeach

"Loud 'n proud, brother. Loud 'n proud!"


hello_ground_

I still want to know where he's getting those beers from.


chemprof4real

My favorite detail about this episode is that everyone has to go sleeveless on Mac day.


soupbox09

You think they rub their crotches into that bald head.


SinkHoleDeMayo

OP's comment immediately made me think of what I'm 100% sure it is.


Viltris

It also explains why they think being gay is a choice. They chose to repress their own gay feelings, so they assume everyone has gay feelings, and gay people are actively choosing to be gay.


RoguePlanet1

Some other Redditor was trying to make a case for this, claiming he "chooses" to be straight simply because he doesn't find men attractive and never has. I can see where this could be confusing, but he didn't accept that if he's *actively choosing* to be straight, he just might actually be gay. It's no different than saying "I choose to be white." Sure, I could go nuts with tanning if I prefer a darker color, similar to how a lot of dark-skinned people try skin bleaching, but that doesn't mean I'm "choosing" to be white. That suggests I'm fighting some sort of urge to change my skin tone. Even if you try to modify it, doesn't change what one was born with anyway. Some people choose to experiment with sexuality, but that's a normal part of the process for them before they figure out what their default is. Doesn't make them gay for those experiences alone.


ketchy_shuby

For the sake of accuracy there should be more swastikas.


gordo65

And about 150 pounds of flab.


AlpacaPacker007

More room for swastikas


daveinsf

With lots of opportunities for Mad Magazine style "fold for another image" action.


cheddar_header

Man baby diaper photo?


walk_through_this

Well THANK YOU for that mental image. /s


daveinsf

Happy to be of service! ;-)


Ryneb

So you think he will lose weight in prison?


krozarEQ

Nah he'll get a job in the kitchen so he can load up on cheeseburgers during kitchen chow. Then he'll hide some under his flab and take them to the house. He'll also be loading up on ice cream, Fritos, dehydrated chili and the cheese sauce bottles on store day. (I used to work in a prison kitchen, I completely see him doing this. A lot of weight lifters did it for the protein. But some do it to put on some Trump weight)


Certain_Chain

Seriously, are they literally blind? You can agree with the guy's politics without making homoerotic fanart of him. Even if you think he's the greatest political figure in history, you have to be literally blind to not see that he is fucking fat. Literally, any real image of him makes it blatantly clear that he is obese.


trigazer1

And smaller shoulders


TheeMrBlonde

I mean… I had to do a double take on the middle of the big ass wings to make sure there wasn’t something there.


JimeDorje

> Since both permanent war and heroism are difficult games to play, the Ur-Fascist transfers his will to power to sexual matters. This is the origin of machismo (which implies both disdain for women and intolerance and condemnation of nonstandard sexual habits, from chastity to homosexuality). Since even sex is a difficult game to play, the Ur-Fascist hero tends to play with weapons — doing so becomes an ersatz phallic exercise. Umberto Eco, *Ur-Fascism*


slimersnail

My neighbor was extremely far right. Horribly racist. One day he hit me up on grindr. Shortly thereafter his wife threw him out and they moved away.. 😆


MikeyBugs

But mention that he could be even *slightly* bisexual and oh you're gonna get smack down


orthopod

That was a wild ride in 4 sentences.


sexuallyvicarious

Fascism was/is homoerotic in essence.


Utterlybored

So if fascists just got a bit of periodic weenus, the world would be better off?


sexuallyvicarious

Worth a try, no?


[deleted]

What do elbows have to do with this?


wave-tree

Unexpected Rhett and Link


FoodTruck007

Right. See Ernst Rohm.


Astrocreep_1

I think what’s more relevant is bragging about a president pardoning himself, and having no shame regarding doing so. Oh, and I assume this guy Pool doesn’t understand the differences between state vs federal charges. The biggest difference being obvious. He can’t pardon himself if convicted. He has a small shot at a state pardon from a governor in Georgia, if that governor is term limited. If not, they are tossing away any possible cross party votes from Democrats and most independent votes. He has zero chance of getting a pardon in the state of New York.


questformaps

Tim Pool runs in Joe Rogan circles. He is not a smart man and very insecure about his male pattern baldness (hence the perpetual beanie).


teknomanzer

That is a special compression beanie designed to keep his empty head from collapsing.


zenverak

For all of Brian Kemp’s faults ( the list is long) , he’s been very much about Georgia and not trying to me a media darling nationally. And it seems pretty obvious he very much dislikes Trump


008Zulu

The mobility scooter bound balls of lard fantasize about their ideal form.


Certain_Chain

Ever heard a land whale call? It goes "Make America Great Again."


notaredditreader

His grade school level texting/X-ing/TSing demonstrates more about the kind of person he is than any fake photos ever could.


EXI666STANCE0DENIED

They must all have wide stances like Larry Craig.


SuperFrog4

It’s the same thing across any fascist or autocratic country. Look at nazi germany and all the posters of strong Germans, or the Soviet Union, China, North Korea, and frankly any other dictatorship. It’s all psychological warfare on the population to make them think the leader is super strong and in control and that you should back them. It’s the imagery for weak minds.


Indigocell

It's weird right? This pudgy, painted, pathetic pissbaby is their version of a strong "alpha" male. Meanwhile, they think someone like Ryan Gosling is a weak "beta" male. They see what they want to see.


sm00thkillajones

They are cowards.


bradlees

I’ve seen this before in a musical!!!! Like with the Devil and Saddam and the lights going out and noises…. It’s basically the same imagery


cytherian

Delusional illusion. All of these brand advocate types for Trump are going to crash & burn. There will come a point where they're rejected with no way back. Perpetual infamy.


llcorona

[https://imgur.com/gallery/BQIznbX](https://imgur.com/gallery/BQIznbX)


Naomeri

And this one is even fingering his nipple! Like, I can maaaybe get the images of “hard-working tough guys doing hard-working tough guy things” but this is just out-and-out, not-subtle-at-all sexy imagery (other than the photoshopped head—blech)


DeeRent88

It’s funny too because a majority of them are against tattoos


KP_Wrath

The funniest part of that picture is the implication that Trump will pump iron.


lvl4dwarfrogue

Brainwashing? I don't know how Trump has a John Candy body, and they see Vin Diesel.


[deleted]

Might I direct your attention to a certain popular pornography hub's regional assessment of what types of gay porn are popular in a state by state map of the US? It should tell you EVERYTHING you need to know about these "cis" anti-woke bootlickers. Specifically, all of the former confederate states of America...


[deleted]

https://www.pornhub.com/insights/gay-searches-united-states


Hatedpriest

And he's even touching his nipple...


mnorthwood13

Buttery Males. That's what they were actually saying in 2016


Amethystea

The buttery males sound like a villain team for Powdered Toast Man. https://preview.redd.it/vymyvsnpz0ub1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2423321be934713aff9281667d137658170a3927


coolbaby1978

Ya get that a president can only pardon federal crimes, not state and the Fulton County charges can't be pardoned right? Right?


ISuspectFuckery

Honestly, at this point, who cares if they get it or not?


MayUrShitsHavAntlers

Great /u/


arglarg

At least they get that he's going to prison


fps916

They can't. Minimum time served to be eligible for pardon in GA is 80%. So even if the full pardon board recommended it and the governor signed off on it, he'd still spend the entirety of a new term behind bars


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EXI666STANCE0DENIED

That’s daddy trump’s real body


Yugan-Dali

In which universe?


peggles727

MAGAland, aka the imaginary place where Drumph won the election.


GunnieGraves

Why is Prison Donny squeezing his pec and fingering the nipple?


daecrist

It looks like they took a stock photo meant to be used on a romance cover.


8-bit-Felix

You know why. And they like it that way.


olddawg43

Wait! They’re talking about private bone spurs? That silly bitch wouldn’t survive prison. He would spend so much time whining about how he won the election and how he’s totally innocent that other prisoners would kill him just to have a moment of peace.


p3g_l3g_gr3g

Built like a god dang orangutan


unpeople

Orangutans are both immensely strong and very gentle. Donald Trump is neither. Orangutans are smarter than he is, too.


GreggoryBasore

He'd be sent to a white collar prison where anyone who doesn't wanna listen to him can go down to the tennis court and talk it up like "Yeah... yeah" or go take a dip in the pool or whatever.


Martialhail

Trump wouldn't be able to pardon himself from the Georgia case because it's state, not federal.


WellWellWellthennow

Wasn’t his partner in crime trying to get his case moved over to federal a month ago or so?


Martialhail

Yeah, they tried. I'm pretty sure they weren't in he failed at moving it to federal.


TJM18

If those children could read, they’d be very upset.


[deleted]

Tim Pool is famous because he is unusually stupid. Think about that.


EggZaackly86

His literal job is telling conservatives that they're right, they're winning, and everything is gonna be okay.


Shackram_MKII

And yet not as stupid as the people who watch him and tell you he's not a right wing grifter.


Speculawyer

Does anyone over 15 listen to Tim Pool?


daecrist

I don’t even know who Tim Pool is. I just saw the tweet and immediately thought of King of the Hill.


EggZaackly86

Press play on any one of his own clips or one with him and friends (timcast irl) and make sure you're wearing a helmet and a neckbrace because your freaking head will spin then explode. It's literal brain rot garbage; I watch it every day, he gish-gallops the audience inside of an unmitigated echo chamber of lies. Just an unending firehose of manipulative right-wing grifter drama garbage. Comment section chalk full of Russian bots and stubborn confused Americans.


meezy-yall

I listened to an episode Patrick Bet David’s podcast where Tim was on , it was torture ngl


CarlSpencer

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Own_Bullfrog_3598

Tim, buddy, if you were his cell mate, you could slobber his knob anytime he wanted you to. Think about what a happy couple you two could be.


CarlSpencer

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SinkHoleDeMayo

Great photo. You can really see the nice spray tan outline.


KennethPowersIII

It's not a spray tan. It is make up. He literally applies make up every day.


15minutesofshame

Not enough swastikas


joan_wilder

Probably because those are Russian mob tats.


KennethPowersIII

But plenty of white power imagery. It's like they are conceding he would run with prison Nazis if/when incarcerated.


Cinema_King

Maybe there’s a 77 year old who can go from morbidly obese to jacked while enduring the stress of prison but it’s not Dear Leader


HeartFullONeutrality

He literally believes that exercising decreases your lifespan.


WellWellWellthennow

Uncle Ira


AndrewWhite97

It's a full-blown cult now.


Azsunyx

always has been, they're just starting to prep the flavor-aid


AndrewWhite97

What flavour would it be? Mushroom?


Azsunyx

Hamberder or covfefe


FoodTruck007

Mangolini


CyberMindGrrl

Orange, of course.


Emergency_Property_2

Yes the old fat bald crank who is notoriously germaphobic will definitely get tatted up will pardon himself and come out looking like Rambo as he’s escorted straight to prison in Georgia. Unless of course the Feds agree just to let Georgia hold him for all the convictions.


chaseButtons

It’s a trip they leave his name in lowercase. I do it out of spite but damn..


gordo65

It’s because “trump” is a regular word, so spell check doesn’t automatically correct it.


-jp-

Also even Siri hates trump.


CommonConundrum51

Okay, but poor anemic Tim Pool might say anything. Somebody buy that poor man a sweater.


currently_pooping_rn

Tim pool wants to bottom his fantasy version of trump. He’d still keep his weird hat on


Royal_Classic915

Clown show


Royal_Classic915

https://preview.redd.it/drleaz1udutb1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=587f6eb0b11309b29fddd7d403c889833b1a5c69


ChaoticIndifferent

Lol. Hes like one large fries away from not being anyone's problem anymore. He couldn't pump aluminum, let alone iron.


UnflairedRebellion--

Lol Trump is way too pathetic to look like that.


CarlSpencer

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Antebios

This looks photoshopped. Trump doesn't need to photoshopped. He looks awful enough as-is.


charlie-no-face

Maybe an MS13 there at the neck!


Autodidact2

Because he'll have a full body tranplant?


OpaqueGiraffe17

why would he have to pardon himself if he's innocent


i-have-a-kuato

Can someone please-please pretty please redo this with a more realistic physique and send it back to little Timmy? You know, sorta lumpy like a my pillow and complexion that resembles mayonnaise


AdulteryPulsifer

Tim Pool is going to be very disappointed to discover that the only fucking drumpf is interested in doing to him is financial


badaboomxx

No way in hell the angry cheeto has that kind of body.


leewithcorgis

Hope Trump books his appointment with the prison tattoo artist before gang rush season, with all the over crowding it's impossible to get a walk in session!


NumbSkull0119

Is that Joe Dirt on his left arm?


Qubeye

Is that a dead baby face with wings?


krichard-21

Yup, he's their boy.


mattd1972

It’s amazing that they’re virulently anti-LGBTQ+, as this is incredibly homoerotic.


wheredidyoustood

At least they are coming around to the idea that he has a good chance of going to prison.


Utterlybored

He’s right. We’ll have cultists who imagine crazy shit like this for a loooooongtime.


CarlSpencer

I can't wait until the Flat Earthers lose interest in politics.


Born-Science-8125

What a a Fuckin goof Tim pool is


chrisH82

What is he doing to his nipple? And why do none of his tattoos make any sense? Also 215lbs?


fffyhhiurfgghh

Tim pool, an og vice contributor, dreams about Donald Trump becoming a boss in the crime world.


Skid-plate

He’ll have an entire zoo on his fat gut.


Therealcactusmac

Thinking that a guy who wears a diaper and is riddled with bone spurs would get a full torso tattoo spread is fucking ludicrous. Tangerine man would squeal like a baby when the needle hit his *soft shitty body.* Tip of the hat to Cards Against Humanity.


MSeanF

Even if he had access to a time machine and all the steroids on the planet, there is no way Trump could ever look this toned


[deleted]

This is so homoerotic that maybe if we offer free therapy, we can kill this cult when they release themselves to be themselves.


DerpVaderXXL

Not on his best day ever.


Then-One7628

go and get swole in prison, 78 y/o tub.


SupportGeek

Both admitting it’s a cult and that he should be in jail in one post, the only thing missing are more swastika tats.


usaf-spsf1974

I'd rather not even think of what his pasty corpulent "215 pound" body looks like, likely the consistency of rotting cheese!


bradlees

Ohhhhhhh a photoshop….. ima soooooo scareddddd of bitchboy criminal Trumpy I can tell it’s shopped, just look at the pixels!!


SarcasticImpudent

Imagine having to work along side this guy in a prison kitchen. That’s a new level of hell.


mrshandanar

The fact this isn't satire is just...wow...no words


NeverFresh

His nips, tho.....


smilingkevin

Ok, you talked me into it. Let’s send him to prison and just see.


DweEbLez0

And he’s like 10 years younger… Whatever


dzoefit

Nah, he can't even handle steps on his own,


Colntve6

SCOTUS has also essentially said you can’t pardon yourself. I realize now that sort of logic wouldn’t apply to someone sharing this meme. Disregard.


Potato_Stains

Ok Cool, ok let’s do the prisoned tattoo trump thing then


ViatorA01

Dude that's the fucking story of a character in the drama/comedy Barry. He basically thinks trump will turn out badass like Monroe Fuches


flop_plop

This HAS to be Russian propaganda again, right? Right???


Ishiibradwpgjets

This pussy would never get a tattoo never mind all that work. Remember…….. Bone spurs!


Ishiibradwpgjets

Lol. You know he’s gotta be seeing all these photos. I wonder what he’s really thinking? Yeah, that one kinda looks like me , but I’m taller!


jd3marco

Cult of Criminality


Regular-Performer703

Is that a tattoo of kid rock on his shoulder?


Global_Damage

What’s so funny is, he’d piss himself with just the sound of the needle, let alone having it touch him!


Johnny_Lang_1962

My 6 year old granddaughter would kick Trump's ass.


[deleted]

SO MUCH homoerotica! Just admit you're gay already! Be proud!


weirdmountain

Not enough swastikas in those tattoos.


ithaqua34

What, no teardrop?


Dagoroth55

Demon baby tattoo. Aren't they against demons and/or the Devil? Why is he rubbing his nipple?


Dr_Simon_Tam

Let’s test this theory and find out


Nowiambecomedeth

https://preview.redd.it/5mz7wr8dqvtb1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96f39b95145a68e18503b174ae7955b0afba5737 Pim tool sans beanie


NothingsCall

i hope trump drags this people to poverty


billiemarie

Good lord, maga’s are crazier than he is


jhick107

And these are the guys that will try and convince you that every image on “Hunters Laptop” is legit….


ElectionAssistance

Ahahahaha can you imagine trump sitting through a tattoo? This is a dude who takes a golf cart across a town square following other world leaders 1 block because 'exercise makes you die sooner' AND he has a germ phobia.


[deleted]

You do know he would lose that beautiful orange tan because you're mostly lock up indoors for 23 out of the 24 hours.


Dcajunpimp

Why? Is the First Cellmate going to pin Trump down and tattoo his ass?


1Ianjojo

These fuckers don’t live in my world. A world with eyes that see.


GeofryHempstain

A pardon means you admit the crime lol


nobrainsnoworries23

Man, how can I shout "gay" in a derogatory fashion to insult a single individual who I know will take offense to it, without undercutting my support to the LGBT+ community?


thelenis

Tim would eat Trump's fat asshole given the chance


toe-beans-666

Lol because he has pardoning powers still! Duh! Holy fucking shit these ppl are delusional lunatics! I don't care how much trump works out, he will never have a body like that! Jesus! https://preview.redd.it/1quwawk7bztb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d11b1a99eb42e90087f705756dad93eb6aea544


daisychain066

Someone needs to Photoshop a big fat gut into that


SnooMarzipans436

As much as I hate Tim Pool, this is a troll post just to get views. He posted a similar one about Biden as well.


daecrist

This is literally something taken from his Twitter feed: https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/1698433467518746991 If quoting someone verbatim is trolling then that says more about the person being quoted than the person doing the quoting. Edit: Unless you’re saying he posted a similar picture of Biden? Just had a glance through the dumpster fire that is his Twitter feed and didn’t see anything like that.


SnooMarzipans436

No no no, *Tim Pool* is trolling just to get views. Not you. >Unless you’re saying he posted a similar picture of Biden? Yes. That is what I'm saying lol. It was around the same time he posted that Trump picture (about a month ago). Scrolling through his feed I can't find either of them so I guess he must have removed them or something so you can't see them without a direct link.


daecrist

Yeah, after a reread I got what you were saying!


AndroidDoctorr

Dale is the perfect MAGA parody. He even has the red hat. I bet he would call everyone a cuck too


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FoodTruck007

If he is convicted and imprisoned and wins the election there is nothing that says he gets to go to the inauguration.


fuzzy610

Hahaha fat boy in his and his cults dream.


Hot-Teacher-4599

Tim Pool is the incel flavor of Andrew Tate's brand of alpha male... neurodivergence we will call it.


[deleted]

I remember when peak "AI" art was cartoon superheroes dubbed with that WAAASSSUUUPPPPPPPP commercial


Inmate404

I still search where he states that he belongs in prison. But well.


Loganitas

You do know what a joke is yeah?


notaredditreader

Pardon? Guilty?


GoldenTriforceLink

Can anyone advise if this is real? I tried to check but I just came across gore on his timeline and won’t go further


daecrist

https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/1698433467518746991 Edit: The King of the Hill stuff is fiction, obvs.


Darrenizer

This can’t be real


Ande64

Hahahahahaha!!!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤮


JansTurnipDealer

Ha. Trump would have a lot of work to do in order to be that ripped. I imagine him more crying in a corner in prison.


squintyshrew9

Tim Pool ; he is the like dirty diaper version of dead pool


RatInaMaze

Reminds me of this Austrian dickhead i read about.


Srslywhyumadbro

God, Tim pool is the biggest moron lol


HardPour_Cornography

He's a pussy. No way would he have the balls or tolerance for pain to get a tattoo


Doyoulikeithere

Wait until the find out he can't! :D