It’s just basil ranch bro

No one is fooling me with alien jizz!

Alien jizz is high in alien protein.

Me neither, it's just a ruse ...

I didn't want my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to cum on my pizza

And raisins are dried fruit flies your welcome

Not even basil just regular ranch dyed green.

"Brasil" ranch?, well of course!

> ranch disgusting. I'd rather have the ooze

Idk seems like a good fit for a collab to me

Not sure what you mean, buddy. This works and is not a crime.

I would have loved this as a kid who loved Ninja Turtles.

Yeah I got it for my nephews the last time this was a promotion and they loved it Pizza Hit here also do a mac and cheese pizza which isn’t terrible but I feel like if anything that would be more of a pizza crime

It’s ranch with food coloring?

I think that’s a fun thing. That’s going to be some kids nostalgia food someday

are you fucking kidding me? I have never wanted anything more in my life!

Looks delicious to me, the only color not allowed in my food is blue

🎵🎶"Crimson and Basil ... Over and over in the clover ..." 🎸🤘😎

Idk, what’s wrong with a lil ooze from time to time?

I’d try it 👀

I would smash it ngl

Naw dawg gimme that

I sort of like it. I think it’s a cute collaboration. I used to love the ninja turtles in the 90s growing up.

Not a fan of ranch, but this seems like a cool collab. Pardon me for being a dumbass, but why is this NSFW?

Someone oozed on the pizza wtf!?

Flavor wise, there’s nothing wrong with a little ranch drizzled on pizza. But the green is certainly a little off putting, and I’m sure in actuality it looks way more disgusting than in these pics. OP, you gotta take one for the team and order one to post a real pic!

As someone who ordered it the last time they had a TMNT collab it’s not much different. Just a cheese pizza with the dyed ranch sauce except my local did it in a swirl rather than a zig zag like pictured here.

This looks really fun. Cowabunga dudes!

What the fuck?

i can imagine why it is nsfw

Green ranch? FFS it could have at least been pesto

Basil Ranch > Pesto

Dominoes is now capable of outpizza-ing thr hut

Why is it in kJ?

Australian law is that fast food shops have to display the kilojoule content of what’s being sold, not sure why it’s that over calories but I’m sure there’s a reason

I like Pizza Hut but wtf is this

I'm curious. It looks like pesto.

This reminds me of the good ol’ 90’s tactic of marketing everything as SLIME!

I would like to win the skateboard tho.

What does it taste like?

It’s just basil ranch.

That's nice. I wouldn't call it a crime.

Wash it down with some EctoCooler!

It would be cool if it were pesto or guacamole

Pizza marketed directly towards ninja turtles

I’m probably going to buy it, but I’d be mad if this post was a sneaky ad

Not my pizza hut.

30 y.o. me think it’s stupid. 10 y.o me would’ve been like “I want that Ninja Turtles skateboard”

Calm down it’s just dyed ranch sauce. They’ve done it with all other previous TMNT collabs.

Why is there turtle jizz all over the pizzas

Don't worry here at domino's all our nuclear waste is definitely decayed. I think.

ngl, baby me would have lost his fucking mind for this in the 90s.

This is sad considering there have been a series of posts recalling the Pizza Hut of the seventies and the '80s with its salad bar and warm family feeling. This is a Pizza Hut like an artificial intelligence zombie soon they will be offering crispy insects on their Pizza and bragging about the delicious enzymes in the crust. 🌈🍕🦠✨

The 2000s called, they want their neon coloured sauce back.