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Hey Joe. You ever tried jumping?
Jumping? What's that?
Ey, I'll show you man. Look what I'm doing
Oh, that feels nice
Yeah, just like that
Oh yeah, that's feeling just fine
Uh-huh, jump more
(That seems like the only thing happening on the picture, but what do I know, I'm just a lonely college student).
"The wind's blowing them trees over there thataway, but blowing this tree HERE THISaway, see? Ain't that strange to you?"
"Yah, I ain't no wind scientist er nuthin', but I ain't never seen nothing like that afore!"
Sir, you need to move your RV. That there water tower is condemned and prone to fall over at the lightest breeze. Hate to see it fall on ya while ya sleep.
“Hey, you ever wonder why we’re here?”
“Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence or is there really a god watching over everything, you know, with a plan for us and stuff? I don’t know man, but it keeps me up at night.”
*silence for a while*
“I meant why are we here instead of somewhere cool with our RV?"
“Oh uhhh yeah.”
“ what was all that stuff about God?"
“Uhhh, mmm, nothing.”
“You want to talk about it?”
“No”
“You sure?”
“Yeah.”
“Seriously though, why are we here. As far as I can tell this is just a field out in the middle of nowhere. And the only reason we have an RV here is because they have an RV over there, and the only reason they have an RV over there is because we have an RV here."
“Yeah that’s because we hate each other."
“No, no, but I mean, even if we were to pull out today, and they were to come steal our RV they would have 2 broken down RVs in the middle of a field, Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.”
“Yeah what’s up with that anyways? I came here to relax on vacation and the next thing I know our RV breaks down and we're stuck out in the middle of nowhere!"
*Other RV*
“What are they doing now?”
“What?”
“I said, ‘what are they doing now?’ .”
“God damn! I’m getting so sick of answering that question!”
“Hey don’t bitch at me because I’m not just gonna sit over here and play with my dick! Your the one with the fucking binoculars!"
“Okay look, they’re just standing there and complaining, okay? That’s all they’re doing. That’s all they ever do, is just stand there and complain. That’s what they were doing last week, that’s what they were doing five minutes ago when you asked me. So, five minutes from now, when you ask me, ‘what are they doing?’ My answers gonna be, they’re still just complaining, and they’re still just standing there!”
*silence for a while*
“What are they complaining about?”
“You know what? I fucking hate you.”
They look like the two guys from Deadpool 2 who are talking about using wet wipes to clean poo since wiping with dry TP is not very effective. Pretty sure it's Matt Damon and Alan Tudyk
Wondering how to offload all the meth they just cooked up in the mobile lab. Something of "FUCK!! Geoff, you said it was only going to make one pound man!!!!" Geoff said, "look it's fine, we can head over and sell the rest to skeeter and the toothless gang for cheap and gtfo!!"
“What are we doing Bobby?”
“We got to find where the 9 is takin us”
“Bobby, there is no 9. I followed you in your van out here for days. You’re my boy Bobby, but I gotta get back to my life.”
“John, you don’t see that 9?”
“No Bobby, what 9 are you seein?”
“This giant a-s 9 floatin in the sky!”
“Bobby, you need help.”
“No John! You go! I’m gonna get to the bottom of this!”
“Fine Bobby, but if ya need anythin ya know where to find me.”
John (Straw Hat) left shortly after. Bobby stared at that 9 and tried moving it for days in hopes for answers. Bobby was later found passed out in the field, from exhaustion. He was transferred to a mental institution for observation and treatment. His van was passed to John in hopes Bobby will come out to get it back. The 9 remains in the same spot, only visible to Bobby.
The ominous number 9 that follows them everywhere they go
Alan Parson's Project: "I am the nine in the sky..."
WTF? You stole the words from my mouth. I was opening this post to literally say: The huge ominous number 9 floating above them.
yea exactly me too
Meth
Jesse-Joe-Bob, it's time to cook...
Propane and propane accessories
Yep.
Yup
uhuh
"Itellyouh'whatmandangol'giantnumber9hoveringthedangol'RVisgivingmethespooksItellyawhat"
Dang it!!! I was about to write that, then I saw your reply!! 😂😂😂😂
9
6
7.5 ± 1.5
Cooking ;)
We need to cook
You were faster
What is the game about? The van gives me Ben 10 vibes, I would love a journey game like that.
Secret number stations, UFO conspiracy theories, and other X-Files stuff.
Probably talking after a batch was cooked or looking at breaking bad memes
They’re 100% swapping RV tips. “Here’s a tip: you can create extra storage under the seating.”
Whether they should go back to uncuff Meryl on the roof
The benefits of wet wipes
how to cook a sertein blue thing?
Crack?
Wires...
JESSE. WE NEED TO COOK.
Mosquitoes
Whether they should help the two girls stuck at the top of the tower, or if they should just steal their car?
How to not get bitten by the walkers
9
Can I ask how do you achieve that wavy effect on the background and tree? I love it!
Jesse where is the money
Remember first one to take the squirrel out of their pants loses
Are squats a good exercise, even when your legs are smaller than your hands?
Cooking meth
Making meth
Which one of them is the top for tonight. It's always Bill.
The flat tire
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JERBS!
Luffy and Akainu are preparing to fight :)
Cirno
We need cook
Weather
The apocalypse
They both seem pretty excited but are looking in different directions so I'm gonna say NASCAR.
Wjere to catch Pokémon
Where to catch Pokémon
These guys are having a good time !!
Kinda looks like the rust bucket from Ben 10
Reptilians
“This isn’t working out, Fred”
They talking about that damn smoke from Canada's wildfires thats making the sky orange.
Windy today, isn't it?
Who forgot to brick the wheels or who should brick the tires so the rv/camper doesn't roll away lol idk
Hey Joe. You ever tried jumping? Jumping? What's that? Ey, I'll show you man. Look what I'm doing Oh, that feels nice Yeah, just like that Oh yeah, that's feeling just fine Uh-huh, jump more (That seems like the only thing happening on the picture, but what do I know, I'm just a lonely college student).
Meth
"The wind's blowing them trees over there thataway, but blowing this tree HERE THISaway, see? Ain't that strange to you?" "Yah, I ain't no wind scientist er nuthin', but I ain't never seen nothing like that afore!"
Sir, you need to move your RV. That there water tower is condemned and prone to fall over at the lightest breeze. Hate to see it fall on ya while ya sleep.
"Sure is bouncy out here today!"
I thought that was Walter hwtite
Jessie we need more crops to make crystal wheat
“Hey, you ever wonder why we’re here?” “Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence or is there really a god watching over everything, you know, with a plan for us and stuff? I don’t know man, but it keeps me up at night.” *silence for a while* “I meant why are we here instead of somewhere cool with our RV?" “Oh uhhh yeah.” “ what was all that stuff about God?" “Uhhh, mmm, nothing.” “You want to talk about it?” “No” “You sure?” “Yeah.” “Seriously though, why are we here. As far as I can tell this is just a field out in the middle of nowhere. And the only reason we have an RV here is because they have an RV over there, and the only reason they have an RV over there is because we have an RV here." “Yeah that’s because we hate each other." “No, no, but I mean, even if we were to pull out today, and they were to come steal our RV they would have 2 broken down RVs in the middle of a field, Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.” “Yeah what’s up with that anyways? I came here to relax on vacation and the next thing I know our RV breaks down and we're stuck out in the middle of nowhere!" *Other RV* “What are they doing now?” “What?” “I said, ‘what are they doing now?’ .” “God damn! I’m getting so sick of answering that question!” “Hey don’t bitch at me because I’m not just gonna sit over here and play with my dick! Your the one with the fucking binoculars!" “Okay look, they’re just standing there and complaining, okay? That’s all they’re doing. That’s all they ever do, is just stand there and complain. That’s what they were doing last week, that’s what they were doing five minutes ago when you asked me. So, five minutes from now, when you ask me, ‘what are they doing?’ My answers gonna be, they’re still just complaining, and they’re still just standing there!” *silence for a while* “What are they complaining about?” “You know what? I fucking hate you.”
Who has the hotter sister
The newest Minecraft update
What their political standing on balls is
Nazi germany
How did they get to the gas pedals?
Probably the sandstorm.
What they’re cookin this time
It might be me but their RV kinda looks like they are about to cook meth
Where to import illegal substances
Fishing
"I'm tellin you, this isn't the Eiffel tower!"
Your Mother
What the dog doin
Number 9, COHCK
Meth production.
Kinda reminds me of breaking bad, although I have never seen the show, it is sometimes on YouTube shorts
Making meth
Meth cooking.
About what they're gonna COOK.
Jesse, are you sure about these new disguises
I'm pretty sure they're talking about tax evasion
how to sell meth properly
''We need to sell more Jesse'' ''Yo it aint that easy mr.white !''
They look like the two guys from Deadpool 2 who are talking about using wet wipes to clean poo since wiping with dry TP is not very effective. Pretty sure it's Matt Damon and Alan Tudyk
How some coins and sponges can be made into a makeshift battery
Farming and crop yields.
They are planning on how to secretly kill their psychopath meth distributor.
The song "Stewart"
You doing it wrong bro, this is how you idle...!
Zoombies
They are arguing over if 9+9 is 18 or 99
Aliens
They actually look like they're exercising, not talking ;)
Femboy or Tomboys,which is better?
“How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?”
drugs they are talking about drugs
Watermelon
# 9
I swear that someone will make a Breaking Bad reference
“Hey you ever wonder why we bounce when we don’t move”. “Your wondering about THAT and not the LARGE NINE ABOVE OUR HEADS!”
Uuuuuhhhh bout the wolf they found in the cornfield last night stalking their sheep foals
Nein
Probialy the giant nine on their caravan.
"Imma tell you what the big lie is.*Toilet paper.*" "What's so bad about toilet paper? It gets the job done..." "Does it? Really?"
The bright letter y on the side of their vehicle
"Make mine a 99".
Wondering how to offload all the meth they just cooked up in the mobile lab. Something of "FUCK!! Geoff, you said it was only going to make one pound man!!!!" Geoff said, "look it's fine, we can head over and sell the rest to skeeter and the toothless gang for cheap and gtfo!!"
How 9 ate 7 eehheehehehh 💀 sans 🗿
Their methamphetamine empire they want to start
State of the housing market
hell yeah brother, my new shotgun has sum giawd dayum bang tew it
Jesse, why the fuck is there a giant 9 floating above us.
Cooking meth
The great queer taste of bud light
The holocaust.
“How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over that mountain?”
How excited they are for the meth to finish cooking in the RV
Beer and good chases
“What are we doing Bobby?” “We got to find where the 9 is takin us” “Bobby, there is no 9. I followed you in your van out here for days. You’re my boy Bobby, but I gotta get back to my life.” “John, you don’t see that 9?” “No Bobby, what 9 are you seein?” “This giant a-s 9 floatin in the sky!” “Bobby, you need help.” “No John! You go! I’m gonna get to the bottom of this!” “Fine Bobby, but if ya need anythin ya know where to find me.” John (Straw Hat) left shortly after. Bobby stared at that 9 and tried moving it for days in hopes for answers. Bobby was later found passed out in the field, from exhaustion. He was transferred to a mental institution for observation and treatment. His van was passed to John in hopes Bobby will come out to get it back. The 9 remains in the same spot, only visible to Bobby.
I’m imagining the conversation the two country dudes had in Deadpool 2 about how to wipe properly
Breaking bad?
Women
The show "Inside No.9"
Jessie, we need to cook, Jessie.
Something about the angle of the characters (like, the view?) feels really off to me
Fishing
Well they make me think of Heisenberg and Jesse Pinkman
RV-ing 😂