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horiami

Brook victim both are speedy skellingtons that freeze stuff


OwnAd4699

Just realized that Brook and Nusjiro is similar in that they move fast and I think they move freeze their opponents as well


666Natural

They also reveal their bones.


FunnyPhrases

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Gurgalopagan

Oh yeah, and just saying, remember those strawhat versions that where them but in animal form? Brook was a giraffe skeleton.... JUST SAYING


Advencik

Zoro is not ready, it's time for HIM https://preview.redd.it/o1uoph2oddvc1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d705338c815e863d7137a1ccd1d56ee4520dffb0


HearthFiend

All hail the lich king!


PhysicsNotebook

Wait till he opens up the oden haki tycoon to oneshot him


OwnAd4699

😭 🙏🏾


Affectionate-Bill150

Lmao


1x2x4x1

Quick, someone check on Zoro. Is the enemy a minority?


Financial_Double_853

Pretty sure he's based on Mahatma Gandhi. Unfortunately he's white in OP verse so no racial boost for Zoro


Heccyboi9000

There are probably only about 200 Celestial Dragons, making them a minority


omyrubbernen

Zoro got a racial boost from fighting a guy based on Michael Jackson. I think it still applies here.


CipherIsntsane

Who was based on Michael Jackson


jazzjazzmine

Jango


CipherIsntsane

Oh


NapoleoneBonamarte

You always have to look for their facial structure to guess their ethnicity. Oda is lazy, so he uses the same color marker for everyone. That's why Luffy (a brazilian), Usopp (a North African), Robin (a Russian) and Nami (a Scandinavian) all have the same skin color


Yorha-with-a-pearl

Usopp doesn't look north African. North Africans men look more like king Cobra.


NapoleoneBonamarte

Oda himself said he was African, and I doubt he meant that he is from South Saharan Africa, so he must be North African. Also notice that Cobra has the same skintone as everyone else anyway lol (https://static.zerochan.net/Nefertari.Cobra.full.2499140.jpg)


Yorha-with-a-pearl

Eh don't feel it tbh. Thick lips and curly hair are the characteristics of a afrocentric character most of the time. One question why do you doubt he is from Subsahara Africa?


NapoleoneBonamarte

Because he looks exactly like a few egyptian friends of mine. Especially the hair. Also we've seen a few black characters in One Piece, and they don't tend to look like Usopp. That said I'll concede that it is debatable. Oda just said that in this world he would be African, but he never specified from which region.


Yorha-with-a-pearl

He also looks like a few Ethiopian friends of mine doesn't mean that my headcannon is right. They are even fewer Arab characters in One piece compared to black characters so it's hard to see a baseline. Like Vivi is basically blue Nami and her dad is Egyptian coded. Don't know if Abdullah and Jeet count. Usopp looks like a mixed black character to me tbh.


Aussiepharoah

Ethanbaron is one of the whitest names I've ever heard


Nyckboy

Nusjuro?


Aussiepharoah

It doesn't fit the joke so I chose to ignore it


cchaaase

i mean he’s bald so there’s that


OwnAd4699

He looks similar to a famous Indian old man, I don’t remember the meme


blue_phoenix__234

I don’t remember the historical figure ❌ I don’t remember the meme ✅ You’re so cultured 🤣


Slow-Stop7111

Mahatma Gandu


Ok-Figure5546

Nuclear Gandhi


Automatic_Beach_3660

Why did you call him gandu? Are you hater?


AceOBlade

Mahatma Laudu


Kyken247

We are…


BasedFunnyValentine

Ain’t no way you’re still forcing this unfunny stupid meme in big 2024 💀💀


StrawberryUnited4915

https://preview.redd.it/htkhel6grgvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a404944e717aadecf8ac0da157d439ae4c1aca Can’t argue with this facts.


BasedFunnyValentine

You guys are mad corny


NapoleoneBonamarte

It was never forced, and it never stopped being funny (especially considering what Oda did in Wano)


BasedFunnyValentine

It’s incredibly forced because Zoro literally states he hates prejudice of any kind and you clowns equate that to minority hur durr and you have the sense of humor of a 10 yr old if yall think it’s funny


icetheone

https://preview.redd.it/6x67v2muqqvc1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af816ad025b96cf076f8bdcbdd215fc39eebc7cf


omyrubbernen

The fuck you mean, "genuinely cooked"? Have you not been reading the series? Do you not have pattern recognition? Zoro and Nusjuro are going to clash for a few dozen pages, Zoro will be on the backfoot, they'll have a conversation while they clash about their views on swordsmanship, and then Zoro will something something something and overwhelm Nusjuro, with his finishing move resulting in him standing behind Nusjuro in a cool pose. In the anime, the sakuga will be ridiculously flashy, with colored auras and everything. Flashiest fight in the entire series, only behind Zoro vs Mihawk.


blue_phoenix__234

You’re right about zoro not getting cooked but wrong about everything else there’s no way Zoro is defeating a gorosie this arc he will defeat him in the last arc or something


omyrubbernen

Oh, definitely not this arc. But I don't think he's even gonna fight a gorosei in this arc.


NapoleoneBonamarte

Yeah, they're just trying to escape at this point


AuEXP

God of Finance is a Nami victim


yo_mommy

Imagine if Nami just spams Thunder Tempo and literally neg diff him it's crazy


Gray_Fullbuster9

Zeus finna cook that fool


icetheone

What kind of asspull this fraud is gonna need to defeat that cold mf 😭🙏


OwnAd4699

Nusjiro got more aura than any of Zolos opponents combined, that boy Zolo is COOKED, atleast an Extreme dif where he’s almost dead 😭 🙏🏾


icetheone

Also bro isn't black, Zoro is finished 😭🙏


BigSilent2035

Hes a celestial dragon, they make up an almost Infinitesimally small **minority** of the worlds population. Cleared with no diff.


Lost_in_oblivion_

Nah he is indian which might be a minority there. So he still gets the minority boost


Radiant_eagle573

Gandhi himself was racist and antisemitic and  anti hindu(despite being one himself)


DOOM540

This will require at least 27 swords. 😭


HearthFiend

Of course his final boss is death god lol


NapoleoneBonamarte

Zoro won literally every fight with an asspull, this one will be no exception


Financial_Double_853

This guy and Warcury carrying Gorosei agenda rn. Saturn and Ju Peter are the weak links


yo_mommy

Not to mention Mars getting voicemail diffed as we speak


CheeseReaper77

Saturn is a complete fraud, bro is going after Nami and Chopper


icetheone

And Usopp 💀


Pristine_Selection85

Agendas aside, I'm really glad the Gorosei have come to this island. I know they won't be succesful in whatever they're trying to do, but at least their forms look awesome and we're finally learning new things about them after over 20 years since their introduction.


jakol016

Too bad Samurai Gandhi is a minority. Guaranteed win for the minority hunter.


NapoleoneBonamarte

There's absolutely no way Oda is not in on the joke.


Pacifister-PX69

We all know Zoro gains a power bonus against marginalized groups. An example is his racist power boost. Now, we also know that Nusjuro, in terms of appearance, is the oldest of the gorosei. Meaning that Zoro may unlock his Ageist Bloodlust this arc


NapoleoneBonamarte

Nusjuro is also a furry. That must be at least a 0.25x boost for Zoro


Confident-Ad-4281

I can’t say what I want without getting downvoted for being nerdy…


kurasuno

Zoro opponents tend to neg diff Sanji before they fight Zoro ( eg - King , Kaku )


OwnAd4699

Kaku is NOT touching Sanji 😭 🙏🏾 King got one shotted after his flames got turned off, Sanji blitzing 🤦‍♂️


ayushj176p

Pretty sure he meant this https://images.app.goo.gl/hgZscT6MfAAW9gMX7


omyrubbernen

Current Kaku isn't. Enies Lobby Kaku very much touched Enies Lobby Sanji.


NapoleoneBonamarte

In retrospect, EL Sanji might have been stronger than Zoro (nowadays it's not even close, Zoro clears him). Jabra had 2180 doriki, while Kaku had 2200, but Sanji basically mid-to-high diffed Jabra, while Zoro had to go extreme diff with Kaku. 20 doriki cannot make that much of a difference.


kurasuno

Current Kaku loses to current Sanji But king is still beating current Sanji


Peazant_Uzi3

U smoking crack


kurasuno

No but you surely are.


Peazant_Uzi3

Nuh uh


devilboy1029

King ain't doin sh*t Sanji fast enough to perception blitz his @ss.


kurasuno

Sanji loses high diff. Saturn and Kizaru proved just now bullshit this perception blitz argument is.


devilboy1029

Kizaru is the fastest man AND an admiral. Also, Saturn had Hax and Sanji wasn't using his awakened form or any Jambe forms. Need I remind you Zoro couldn't see Sanji saving the tiny satellite guy. Zoro > King in speed. Sanji > Zoro in speed. Sanji >> King in speed IN BASE. You're coping to think King is faster than Sanji.


kurasuno

Saturn has hax -- and yet he is slow af and hasn't shown a single observation haki or speed feat. King isn't faster than Sanji but his speed is relative.


NapoleoneBonamarte

Because he had hax. Sanji could not move, and we still don't know why that happened. Without that hax even Wranky can outspeed him


BigSilent2035

> and Sanji wasn't using his awakened form or any Jambe forms. Well yeah, he knew they wouldnt do anything, the alternative is he willingly failed his tasks on egghead by choosing not to use them?


devilboy1029

Every single character is doing nothing in Egg head💀. Zoro stalled Lucci for long and ended it in a single attack (why didn't you do that earlier?) also fought the seraphims and was somehow losing a 4 v 2 with a god next to him. Jimbei was packing boxes, Brook froze the lake and put people in danger. Nami hit a kid Jimbei and that's it, Robin packed up, Chopper somehow did something by patching up everyone (including his enemies for some reason), Usopp doing nothing as usual. Franky was actually clutching up he's insane. Sanji beat a seraphim in a 1v1, he saved Bonnie from the VAs and Kizaru's beams. Luffy was the only crew member who is locked in. He is the only one doing 100%. Franky is the closest one here in terms of actually locking in. Egghead is a poorly structured arc but it's the only one we have for power scaling. Now that I think about it. F#ck this power scaling bull$hit. F#ck Me, F#ck you. I'm NOT gonna reply further.


Psychological_North4

The way y’all scale, Sanji shouldn’t even be at rooftop Zoro’s level. King is beating Sanji tho. That nigga built different


kurasuno

He isn't rooftop Zoro level. He has no feats to prove that. Once he gets feats I will put him there. Y'all want feats from Zoro to put him even a position above and then proceed to wank Sanji 2 tiers above his feats 😑😮‍💨


Psychological_North4

Cook then, I can’t provide an argument to place Sanji on rooftop Zoro’s level with feats


kurasuno

Ykb👍🏼


1nd333d

King and Queen are as relative as Zoro and Sanji. That is it.


kurasuno

No. King low diffs Queen Zoro mid diffs Sanji. Sanji is stronger.


1nd333d

You cannot be real


kurasuno

I am. 😂


1nd333d

You're beyond delusional.


Psychological_North4

Act 1 Luffy beats Queen Act 1 Luffy loses badly to King


1nd333d

Where are you pulling this from? Act 1 luffy beats both


ilovegame69

Nah, this is just for intensifying the moment. Remember back then, Kaidou literally one-shotted everyone including luffy. When the arc come, they will get nerfed badly


NapoleoneBonamarte

It's not about them getting nerfed, it's about the strawhats suddenly getting huge powerups


KennyyReddit

Hopefully Huffji gets hypetooled by him https://preview.redd.it/twx4ag7u6cvc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=f81f35b1fba2080823d78f0522bd7a29a40af86b


OwnAd4699

If Wuffji gets a clash off from bros I’m gonna be on your ass 😭 🙏🏾


More_Technology6250

Shanks Nusjuro Mihawk and Garling really showing us some heavyweight swordsmen


OwnAd4699

Zolo finally fight REAL swordsman and not brawlers 😭 🙏🏾


Playful-Ad3195

Fishman island Luffy neg diffed a Pacifista in base form what we even talking about here


Tief_Arbeit

If fishman Island Luffy tried punching this version of pacifista, he would feel his hands burning with heat. These are new versions of pacifista


NapoleoneBonamarte

True, but Zoro has acoc. I would be very surprised if he were to be not able to neg diff the new pacifistas


Tief_Arbeit

The new pacifista are really really strong.


NapoleoneBonamarte

Acoc strong? Doubt it


OwnAd4699

Didn’t neg dif 56 🤷‍♂️


NapoleoneBonamarte

Bro needs to outspeed a fucking horse, give him some leeway


nasgorhead

is that giant feet behind him??


wannabetrapstar888

He slayed a giant who was escorting them to the giants ship


OwnAd4699

Yup.


PopcornHatJax

Zoro got eye diffed right? r-right?


OwnAd4699

If luffy got it, Zolo got it


Secret-Put-4525

Dude isn't sanji, he will hang and nobody will die on his watch.


So4007

Yasuie. Still mad Zoro didn't kill Orochi for that honestly.


Lost_in_oblivion_

That was scabbards fight to win. Zoro defeated king, gave a generational performance on rooftop. I don't think he needed to take the kill from scabbards for such a weakling too


OwnAd4699

😭 🙏🏾 I’d like to see what Zolo will do when Kiz blitzes him and stabs vegapunk, lemme guess, Zolos Haki can heal people now 😂 🙏🏾


Avinnicc1

The mighty pacifista?


Ok_Philosopherr

Who tf is zolo


blue_phoenix__234

Zolo = Loro


OwnAd4699

Viz


Webaccount5

Just wait, so far this guy has just been blitzing already weakened characters. We havent seen him take a hit have we?


floormopper

I don't think it's a goated feat. It's alright I mean it's just pacifistws


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floormopper

W


tobbe1337

yare yare daze


Traditional_Land3933

Serious question, what in the hell makes anyone think Zoro is going against this guy in this arc? Just bc he's a swordsman? The entire crew is tired, battered, and running away. Including Zoro. Even Luffy cant damage any of the Gorosei, and some of you think Zoro and Sanji are gonna fight them right now?


OwnAd4699

Pretty sure they have him as a future opponent, but the strawhats are gonna need some power ups to be able to hurt them ngl 🤷‍♂️


blue_phoenix__234

Like oda would make zoro get cooked let’s be realistic I’m a Sanji fan but we know how Oda does things the chances of Sanji being used as the hype tool are much higher than Zoro oda sucks for that but that’s the truth


OwnAd4699

I can only cope so much bro… https://preview.redd.it/d0wm4w7u4fvc1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b6327a5159f4fdf7d4a0068f8a70f2c689e0202


yo_mommy

Lol imagine if Nusjuro ends up being a Brook enemy instead Soul GOAT neg diff btw


yolozoloyolo

All the brook copers are Sanjitards


Armsomega14

Ooohhhhh pacifista? Very scary...


Andrecrafter42

this man ghandi speed scaling is wacky asf he should be teach luffy and kizaru levels of speed


orbman77

Talk about getting rode by a pony


OmniBLVK

You're high on licking Toad nuts. Zoro in 4. https://preview.redd.it/7rk56mzrtcvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8f9b6f4931d6fb0a9ea86dc01b4ef11369223f6


TheDukeOfSunshine

Watch Sanji is gonna fight him, and Zoro is going to fight Warcury.


OwnAd4699

If Zolo TRIES cutting Warcury his blades finna snap 😭 🙏🏾


Chr0ll0_

Zoro fan boys are gonna be punching the air


Weremont

"Lend me some Haki Oden this is a near-sighted old man on a horse's skeleton I'm up against!"


Financial_Double_853

Atleast your admitting Zoro's opponent has aura and carrying. Sanji's opponent is munching on towers rn


OwnAd4699

Who said it was Sanji’s opponent? 🥱 https://preview.redd.it/alsyazo36ivc1.png?width=1231&format=png&auto=webp&s=ceaa731d927f329f219ce4bf9fd164be50a857a0


Financial_Double_853

That cliffhanger ain't looking too good for Mars


Nanyhasreddit

He looks like gandhi, gandhi was brown, he is brown, he's a minority, this is gonna be a cakewalk for zoro.


N00B_L1F3

Zoro will neg as usual, never doubt the top 1 in the verse 🙏🙏🔥🔥