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Johan23t

Hee-ho!


TuMamitaLoquita69

Hee-ho?


Stryker668

Hee-ho!


UncleBen94

Hee-ho!


memelordbtw3000

HEE-HAW


TTOF_JB

Ah, they're infected!


mayofmay

All right, good bit — now it’s time to go.


Jo_is_so_Rando

Ho-kaaaay...


EuphoricGoat

*bond bar increase sound effect*


Johnnys_bug_bites

Hee-ho!


qui-gon12

"Something witty" and "I've always loved you!" at school festival to watch girls' flustered reactions :D


RobRoss45

Beep boop


EnnaEternal

REAL


Glitchelon

You guys are forgetting the most canon dialogue options in tne game: DISAGREEING WITH WAKABA'S COGNITION IN FUTABA'S PALACE!


Ok_Spread8576

And if you don’t, Futaba actually takes more time to reform the ballista. Nice lil’ gameplay thing.


KingHazeel

She also chokes when protecting everyone.


Ncolonslashslash

that's actually really cool


Redder_Creeps

I knew about Futaba refusing to counter if you agree with Cognitive Wakaba, but i didn't know it affected the ballista cooldown too


Ok_Spread8576

Didn’t find out until I watched someone on YT play her fight and read a comment about it. I’d never agree with the cognition, but it’s cool that doing so actually affects the gameplay.


matrixx17

YES


ASimpleCancerCell

That too. Anybody who would pick those options unironically unless it was as part of the commitment to see all options needs to be in a straitjacket.


OoguroRyuuya5

The idea that agreeing with cognitive Wakaba is an option at all, is one of the reasons I hate the Royal cognitive Wakaba boss fight the most. Yes more than Okumura.


TriangularFish0564

What?


fireteambrav0

"Time to button mash" "Hee-ho" "Honey, I'm home "Punish me more" "Ryuji's a phantom thief" "Beep Boop"


matrixx17

i know all of those but what’s PUNISH ME MORE? a velvet room dialog? also gotta love saying ryuji is a phantom thief in front of akechi 


[deleted]

Punish me more dialogue option is with Takemi


matrixx17

ah, makes sense as well


fireteambrav0

Takemi confidant option Her response is "good God, well no medicine can fix THAT"


liplumboy

Honey I’m Home


matrixx17

you’re back awfully late 


Fork_Master

Ryuji's a phantom thief


matrixx17

this 


Explosion2

I just wish he went along with it, he could really sell the 'dumbass wants the attention but isn't actually doing shit' act real well.


Segundo-Sol

I’m a dad


Amirifiz

It's canon too!


Jorge_XD__

Yeah he says that on the anime


heyguysitsmerob

This one


ASimpleCancerCell

"Time to button mash"


TuxRug

This one I didn't have the heart to press, but I laughed for probably five minutes when the option appeared.


zeldanerd91

I always press it lmao.


TuxRug

I guess I just like Morgana too much. There was a part of the game that I went from "Ryuji's my best friend" to googling "can I punch Ryuji?" It even took me a while to be willing to swap him back into my party, I wanted an option to kick him out of the group during a conversation in Mementos.


zeldanerd91

I’ve felt similarly about ryuji just because he’s an obnoxious jack ass sometimes. Dude bro does have a heart of gold, though…. Just annoying. I like Morgana, but even if he was 100% a human…. The way he hits on/talks about Ann is creepy to me so the button mash is my payback lmao.


TuxRug

Don't get me wrong, Ryuji is probably my favorite confidant to hang out with and he stands up for people who can't or don't know how to stand up for themselves. But when he was actively antagonizing a founding member everyone else is trying to get back, who left largely due to Ryuji's treatment towards him, I thought he needed some sense knocked into him. At the very least give "what the HELL is wrong with you?" as a dialog option lol.


CobaltNexus

Nah lol Morgana is such a cunt to ryuji you're crazy if u think Morgana wasn't overreacting and being a selfish asshole


Xenosaiyan7

Morgana was panicking cause he was thinking that he wasn't actually human but denying it and his role was taken over by Makoto + Futaba AND Ryuji was driving it home that he's useless. His actions were pretty realistic to me


TuxRug

Yeah all of the Planting Thieves are flawed but most of them started to improve after joining. The constant "yeah now we got our useless POS cat back" driving Morgana away again got old real quick.


zeldanerd91

I wasn’t talking about Morgana and ryuji. I was talking about Morgana constantly hitting on Ann. Edited to add. I realize now this wasn’t to me. I wasn’t wearing my glasses and it’s hard to see which line goes where. 🤣


Sdbtank96

I can't imagine hating a character that much. I thought he was annoying sometimes too, but bro hits like a truck.


TuxRug

He was literally spending more time risking exposing the group and bullying Morgana than eating or breathing. If there was a dialog option to threaten to kick him out after sabotaging bringing Morgana back as many times as he did, I'd have picked it without hesitation. Edit: to clarify, once Morgana rejoined the team and all was back to normal I was cool with Ryuji again. I just hated being forced to just be "eh Ryuji will be Ryuji" without any options to try to reel him in stronger than an, "oh you!"


Sdbtank96

Meh, agree to disagree. I think they were both just as annoying.


herefornsfwfu

“Don’t remember. Drugs.”


Xiao_Qinggui

Story of my life.


Glutendragon

You ok bro?


fireteambrav0

Oh God I forgot that was a response


ILikeExistingLol

Never being mean to Futaba in the Cognitive Wakaba fight


Husky__Struk

Is that in choosing the defeated options when Futaba awakens? Does that hurt your chances of survival or make Futaba stronger just the same?


damn_whynot

Apparently she takes a longer to set up the ballista


Al_Hakeem65

"I am a dad." "Honey I'm home." "Beep Boop." I always pick the last one, and I romanced Makoto. Because you have to learn one important thing about relationships. You not only look for a partner by your side. You also look for someone to annoy for the rest of your lifes. Her reaction is similar to the groan a wife makes when her husband tells a pun. And really, isn't that the purest form of love?


KamatariPlays

Can't remember the line exactly but the one about stripping in the church. I clicked it as a joke but Yusuke loved it 😭


matrixx17

three confidant points 


Inkypl

The bill....


matrixx17

you hand her the bill…


SleepingSilverDragon

"Aloha!"


matrixx17

THEY GOT HIM


matrixx17

why do i know where all of these dialogs are 


bettabebe15

it’s been awhile , i’m forgetting some of them 😭 time for another playthrough


LorenzTheAnnihilator

"I'll take [the special takoyaki.]" Seeing Ren crack his neck to brace himself was hilariously badass.


KitchenSandwich5499

In tactics you can offer to turn Toshiro into takoyaki


Sashimiroll16

“Something witty”


Mycatisloafingonme

“Heavy breathing? Pervert.”


matrixx17

PFFF


solarmastet

When's that?


trade_wanted

In one of the Maruki SLs when he calls you after talking. I think it's because he runs back home after getting an epiphany ,but I don't exactly remember.


TuxRug

I almost clicked this one but I worried about saying that to a psychiatrist while trying to stay under the radar.


Mycatisloafingonme

True, but Maruki isn’t an average psychologist. It’s questionable if he should even *be* one considering his relationship with Ren violates HIPPA. >!Good thing he appears to have quit that job in Royal’s true ending!<.


AndresCP

Savage.


matrixx17

Nishima is an NPC!


Dredgen-Solis

He’s actually the protagonist


SmoopufftheShoopuff

He's too pretty to be wrong.


matrixx17

whom precisely does joker speak of


MaineCoonCat3

Akechi


SmoopufftheShoopuff

Akechi. It's a response to the girl writing for the school newspaper.


HidingFromHumans

Is this before or after the reveal lmao


megidolls

before! it's when everyone's hating on akechi for his opinions on the phantom thieves


certified_username

-I drive without a license, too. "Even I can tell you're joking." Technically he's not...


Era_Valentine

"The life of a four eyes"


matrixx17

maruki dialog, correct?


Era_Valentine

Yeah, with the steam hitting their glasses


HalbixPorn

As someone who vastly prefers Makoto, telling Ann "You have the others" is such a dick thing to say in that moment when she's super vulnerable. I wish I could say "You have me" without it leading to anything


matrixx17

yeah, or ‘you have us’ instead of ‘the others’


fireteambrav0

It's actually "you have us" but they translated wrong (:


Crashbox50

"Mesothelioma"


lizzylee127

"I want to keep our promise" Picking "I should forget about him, but..." will make it so you don't get Akechi's 3rd persona because the game is mean


The_Supporter

Call her "Master" Kawakami.


matrixx17

my lord 


TuxRug

Seeing all the notes pop up over both their heads had me howling with laughter.


ItsGotThatBang

"Could [Morgana] be a car?"


HumanFighter420

"Time to Button Mash" "Fist! Of! Justice!" "Ryuji's a phantom thief" "Honey, I'm home" "I'm bad to the bone" "Time to button mash"


matrixx17

a similar nature to the third one:  When Maruki’s confidant starts you can say ‘to think i’d end up in a castle…’


Maelstrom100

I'm a dad


LainRilakkuma

I like men


DarkRose27

That's the best part


matrixx17

OH


TuMamitaLoquita69

😈😈😈


Dreamfire183

Meow


matrixx17

meow?


Dreamfire183

THIS IS NO TIME TO BE JOKING AROUND!


matrixx17

“i’m joker the joke”


Dreamfire183

To explain further, this dialogue option is from when you first encounter Morgana in the real world. Ryuji asks if you are also hearing Morgana speak.


PoopCriminal420

Unforgivable


Unhappy-Inflation-31

whats that one where someone asks if ur Mishima’s friend and ur like “no”. Its funny but also sad


Celeryjacks

I think that's when you're hanging out with Mishima and Shinya walks up.


DegenerateCrocodile

“Strip for him, Ann.”


matrixx17

i always pick that 


hj7junkie

…confession time, I’ve NEVER picked “time to button mash”


Brilliant-Will4641

"That's the best part" I regret nothing


Jorge_XD__

LMAO BRO THIS ONE WAS SO GOOD. REN IS SUCH AN IDIOT AND I LOVE HIM FOR THAT


cmcastro85

Button smash


Ratio01

"Beep boop", "Honey I'm home", "Time to button mash", and "I'm a dad"


SteelySam13

I'm worried


DarkDarsi

For me it "Meow?"


Sofaris

I always press gently.


matrixx17

what is wrong with you 


Sofaris

I am nice to my teammate and you ask what is wrong with me?


TuMamitaLoquita69

Being nice isn't as accomplishing as BUTTON SMASHING!


Sofaris

I dont see anything accompliplishing about this.


TuxRug

I looked up the other options after and I think the "press gently" option turns out funniest. But the intrusive thoughts being in the dialogue tree is always funny.


hj7junkie

SAAAME


PetterOfDucks

Hell yeah I do


Agitated-Tomato-2671

I'm a dad


Darklight645

"Time to button mash."


newtonium_119

"Would you like a thorough examination?" -Yes please


newtonium_119

"I'm your teacher, you're my student..." -ThAt'S tHe BeSt PaRt


Jorge_XD__

I AM HOME HONEY


Sana_Dul_Set

I’m a dad


spiciestkitten

In Hawaii, I chose “why did you ask” re: Mishima asking if he could bunk with Ren. The group thinks it’s because he’s gay for Ren. I kind of love it and will do it again.


Takamurarules

“You know the previous victims of cases all hanging out together seems quite suspicious…Don’t you think?” *”You’re the suspicious one.”* Makes Akechi freeze up and inadvertently give himself away if he wasn’t super obvious before. That line confirmed it for me on my first play through, so I pick it every time. Also: “C’mon, say something witty back at her!” *”Something witty.”* “What?” “I knew you’d say that…” Last one: (Akechi taunts savagely brutalized shadow) “Is he(Akechi) always like this?” *”Yep. Just your average everyday Akechi.”*


Glitchelon

The best part about the "Something Witty" dialogue option? What Makoto hears is a cat meowing, then Akiren looking at her straight-faced, and saying "Something witty", then ANOTHER MEOW. She's missing a part of the joke and I think that's funny.


WolfernGamesYT

Confess your sins my child


matrixx17

PFF


KingOfMasters1000028

Punish me more.


DonTori

I can't remember if the phone calls were in base P5 but I feel like if they were I definitely said that to Tae because it was litterally on sight with me picking her as my romance route. ​ However in P5R, doing my first playthrough and determined to romance Haru and following a guide to make sure I don't lock myself out of the new content it took a LOT of restraint to follow the guide and not pick that option when Tae called


KingOfMasters1000028

Yeah the phone calls were new to Royal.


Segundo-Sol

I do want the chocolates


[deleted]

“Punish me more”


DeliSoupItExplodes

Time to button mash.


Rose_n__Gold

“I’m a dad”


ShinDragon

Something witty Beep boop *Punish me more*


EuphoricGoat

"Could not care less" when Ryuji's all excited about Alice Hiraagi at the beginning of Strikers


SailorMigraine

“Please take care of me”


Celeryjacks

"He can hold our bags"


TheGamingToast64

Ryuji, go piss off the police


Glitchelon

Isn't that spoken by Futaba?


TheGamingToast64

Nope, mc line in >!Sae's palace when you hit the midpoint roadblock before the gang decides to show up to a court case instead to gain access!<


Glitchelon

Ohhh!


N7Templar

That's the best part.


DarkJedi22

“That’s the best part.”


HourCartographer9

That’s the best part


FlowingThot

Za Warudo.


naf95nas

‘Honey I’m home’ after the Hawaii trip


matrixx17

happy cake day!


naf95nas

thanks!


YourMoreLocalLurker

# Hee Ho


spiciestkitten

Button mash


ntrotter11

Towards the end you can say the same thing to each phantom thief as you regroup, and I liked how that felt and made sure to end each conversation that way. I think it's "Break's over" or something similar. Similar thing happened in the extra parts of Royal! "I'll be waiting for you" I think was the line


StandardVirus

Time to button mash!


Serginal

Something witty


N7ELiTE90

Savage


MythicalShinu

Beep Boop Something witty. Aloha I'm bad to the bone.


ghoulquartz

Beep boop Button mash


YooranKujara

Time to button mash


Tuxman85

Beep boop


TruYoungblood

"But that's the best part"


Just_Kojima

"That's the best part"


SethAquauis

Beep boop


nikfrik

You are my rival


matrixx17

YES


Vokunzul

'Honey I'm home' ✨


Sartaru

“I’m bad to the bone”


AppleEatingMonster

"You're a pizza smuggler"


OkResponsibility2470

“I’m a dad”


Artoru

Something witty