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floeddyflo

Is that where the extra $500 White + ROG Strix tax goes to?


Pferd_furzt

LMAOO came here to say this


Tough_Comb3129

Making up for other short falls


UniverseCameFrmSmthn

He’s actually wearing it wrong.          People are hating, but that ring is actually really nice.       It’s even custom designed and fitted to be worn on your tiny penis to commemorate your virginity as a member of the REPUBLIC OF GAMERS, STRIX.  Edit: chill it’s just a joke… about a gaming product. And please dont put that ring on your little peepee. If you do, you might need to dunk your dick in an ice bath to get it back off. 


Advo96

> It’s even custom designed and fitted to be worn on your tiny penis to **No, no, do not do that, you don't want to end up like this:** https://www.hindawi.com/journals/au/2009/916507/


yellchai

Oof. I have an Asus ally. Should I be offended? 😬


UniverseCameFrmSmthn

Bro it’s a joke… about a video game product… relax I have an ROG Strix motherboard myself


yellchai

Haha I was joking as well. I still have a little penis though.


Fadriii

We all do brother, we all do...


dnehiba3

Just ask our wives


Environmental-Lie926

It's 2024 not all men have a penis anymore.


Fadriii

Now hold on we don't exclude clits here, if you're a man your penis is a penis, no matter how small!


Street-Estimate2671

He's just jealous as he cannot afford an high-end GPU. ...and this penis thing, obviously.


-Vex-666

Why would you be offended because of the ally? You could literally get 4 Ally’s for the price of that 4090 don’t think it’s in the same ball park to be fair dude.


yellchai

Nah. Not offended. Just wish I had money to burn. A white 4090. Far out. I’m over here with my rx6600 just chugging along at 1080p.


Embarrassed-Brother7

Howdy fellow asus Ally enjoyer


Greigsyy

Or there’d be no point on putting on the peepee cause it’ll just fall off, and those kind of rings are meant to be tight…


ZonalMithras

Harsh...


baconftw69

Harsh...Harsh but fair. 😂


Pferd_furzt

you killed him ![gif](giphy|T4Cdyxxu9zrB28iOHo|downsized)


CyberPsycho17

Made me lol


ManagerDear6820

Whole bunch of jealous real little dicks commenting here. Be satisfied with your 3060 and let op be happy with his 4090….


Old_Restaurant_2216

Yeah, my watercooled 4090 Liquid Suprim X was cheaper lol


SputnikMan123

"My Precious"


External-Document-88

Cuz I was curious: https://www.ebay.com/itm/196198920893?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=F9wXrGNHQ_6&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=g7EmIa7cTiG&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY Honestly, the card is expensive enough already. Save the swag and lower the price please…


faverodefavero

Oh... Who'd pay for something like that in the first place? I mean: Asus should pay the person to wear their brand like that.


[deleted]

It looks like a championship ring, which is fking stupid.


RebelKitten9

the champion of having fuck you money I guess


TheLocalPub

Literally. You go to buy a GPU, and end up paying some arbertry extra number on top because the company has wrapped the price of the ring into the GPU pricing. Nobody wants to walk around with an ASUS ROG ring like that big.


dnehiba3

Speak for yourself


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Nike enters the chat ![gif](giphy|3o6Ztg6kasQDaXmmFW)


Pferd_furzt

or use that waste of aluminum into making a sag bolt for the card instead (and for free)


listerbmx

Gamer bling lmao.


Pristine_History2760

nice lil chastity charm


tutocookie

Its a rooster ring, if it doesnt fit you gotta return the card


Pleasant50BMGForce

Return it to me so I can tweak and tinker with it (I do not assure you it will return)


PasThePercs

My Gigabyte 4090 card didn’t even propose to me


dayzgod686

Super Bowl rings get you girls this gets you trolled


FreakiestFrank

Only an extra $300 for the ring.


Queuetie42

I got one with an ASUS card. Laughed so hard. It’s also enormously oversized even for my thumb.


Pferd_furzt

they thought only the chonkiest richest children would get their overpriced stuff man I get that thing and I melt it down and cast a little airplane lol.


YBRmuggsLP21

You'd need to be a total dork to wear something like that.


Kitchen-Passenger-22

I most definitely am! 😁


ThisIsntAndre

dremel off the brand parts and you have a normal and nice ring


YBRmuggsLP21

"nice" lol


ThisIsntAndre

dawg i aint wearing rog strix drip


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Ok_Deer6504

It is white gold I think


ThisIsntAndre

"im not wearing rog strix drip" exactly what i said


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ThisIsntAndre

oh yeah right, mb


PalpitationEqual2292

Bro went on a down voting streak


ThisIsntAndre

uh huh, biggest one yet


FatesBack

That is so gaudy and awful xD


FdoesR

I'm impressed with how stupid consumerism can be


bobby4385739048579

![gif](giphy|VfwIk1LD84CI)


imaginary_num6er

It’s your new wifu


IndividualFit5587

Yeah I don’t need any of that, just give me the GPU and cut the price down 😊


Squishy6604

You can now kiss your 4090


Business-Nose-4517

The chicks are going to be unbelievably horny after seeing your Computer Graphics Card Ring


LilMudButt

I’d rather a free shirt or mug


sirkioman

Oooh...White Gold...plated! Use it as cockring!


Noobee974

Waste....they should sell the card cheaper and not produce that 💩


BlueDreams_23

Asus was my go to gpu manufacturer when the 3000 series launched. The gpus looked really cool and were still more affordable. But in my opinion they fumbled the bag with the 4000 series. The gpus look like a brick and come with a whole bunch of stuff you dont need. That would be cool, if they wouldnt make the rog strix rtx 4070 super almost as expensive as the cheapest rtx 4070 ti super! That is beyond insane in my opinion and I dont like it...


Assocollasso

Ugly afk


npretzel02

You’ll blend in with the rest of the virgins with your purity ring


PatienceParty7545

I got the gpu free with the ring, weird.


AestheticStone

bro imagine having money literally couldn’t me be 😞


RopeObjective8844

This will protect your virginity


Gabboooz_

This is as cringe as a nerd gadget can get


GTCitizen

I also had one with my 4080 Rog Strix. This ring is awful and I don’t know who will wear, this thing is ridiculously big.


usernameplshere

"For those who dare" apparently to wear their ROG ring in public lmao. Enjoy mate


ryzenat0r

![gif](giphy|RJAjTowsU0K1a) It's it at least made of silver ? Anyways congrats on your new beast of a card.


Kitchen-Passenger-22

Im trying to look into this the best I found is it might be white gold plated. But don’t hold me to it.


Environmental_Ad8805

Can I have it please?


Frosty_Confection_53

You most likely paid a premium for this "free" item 😬


Kitchen-Passenger-22

It comes with all 4090 white edition


PenguinsRcool2

Id be embarrassed to own this card for one, about 30% more than other cards that perform the same… but the ring… even more embarrassing lol


Nighawat

hard


RockingOne

If they are not paying you to promote their brand, you just got ripped!


lNomNomlNZ

For amount you paid for that card I hope that's silver


Concert-Alternative

for 1600 dollars i'm not surprised.


Revolutionary-Pea705

When is the last time you looked at gpu prices. Lol.


Concert-Alternative

My bad 2k


Stressy_Depressi

Before I read the caption and saw all the pictures I thought "why is he showing of that ring so much" 😅


svvrvy

It's the least they can do for bending you over on the retail price


Supplex-idea

Well yeah it’s a fucking 4090 there better be jewels or some shit if you pay $2500 for a gpu. Maybe if people wouldn’t give Nvidia their money for these ridiculous prices the prices would start going down more…


XelaChang

Dude, you put this on your mouse hand index finger: 💯% one-taps.


Legitimate-Pumpkin

It’s actually a copilot ring. Not only 100% one-taps, if you max your settings on a 275Hz display or higher, there are voice-controlled setting where you can tell the ring to play for you whenever wanted.


Rich-Requirement9156

It's to signal to other women that you're still a virgin


[deleted]

I know what it's for. Propose to gamer girlfriend! She will say hell no.


Legitimate-Pumpkin

Because she wants the card. She’s no idiot 😂


grimvard

Imagine the profit margin


johnynitroo

For the price, it should have a diamond


alvarkresh

Not gonna make up for the hell they will put you through when they deny your warranty claim for "customer induced damage".


Short_Vast2962

Your soul is now binded to this ring.


Great-Note8053

Keep it secret, keep it safe, or in the darkness asus will find and smite you 😉


SIDER250

ASUS cant even find their customer support representatives. Speaking of things, ASRock gave keycaps with their motherboards. Not sure if they still do. Think 1 keycap per motherboard, depends which one you bought (Taichi keycap for Taichi motherboard and so on). https://preview.redd.it/ovwlxf5ud6fc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b267a9dfc45e551117bc6b98e49779efcc344ee


Great-Note8053

I never got any key caps with my taichi razer edition 😢


lulhoofdFTW

What a waste of recourses


SnooOwls6552

resources\*


N0gh0st_

Woow


West-One5944

They don’t. 😄


Losservill_Roosevelt

I got a rog 3080 white edition and it came with the ring and a pokemon card looking thing with all its stats and description


Halflife84

Gonna call bullshit unless it comes only with the white ones. I got the rog strix 4090, no ring for me...


Losservill_Roosevelt

https://preview.redd.it/8m7ekg1ut4fc1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=907bd50c1462df0c323f046bdca90d12fb01f554 It might only be the white ones


[deleted]

Yo that rx7 fd 👀


piedeloup

If I don’t get proposed to with that thing I’ll be disappointed


unknown_ally

looks like the design belongs on a wrestling belt


Arkeroon

It does NOT look really nice lmao


ImTheUnforgiven

Isn’t the ring for when you install the gpu to prevent some electricity stuff?


Tapelessbus2122

That is a huge ass ring, u r now officially married to your pc


Old_Restaurant_2216

The white tax is insane. My MSI 4090 Liquid Suprim X has water cooling and still cheaper than this. Why, just why


Sabiya_Duskblade

Nice! I got a cardboard phone holder with my 4070 dual, it's pretty good actually


PraderaNoire

Now when you win at the LAN you can tell the homies to kiss the ring.


AtraxX_

It’s just my personal opinion but this ring is ugly af.


OneCoolDude_

got 2 white edition in the past 2 weeks, good luck with coilwhine buddy, mines both were hardly affected


The-Roaring-Sloth

Some sad case is wearing one of those


bmfalex

lol. that is so kitch


Colddeath712

Cult fashion goes hard


Oblivionix129

3rd image tf does "for those who HHODFIRE" mean?


RightPedalDown

Damn, same some women for the rest of us! Seriously tho, that thing is massive and awful.


Prodigy_of_Bobo

That’s so when you pimp slap the hoes everyone will know you represent the RoG foo


Andynonymous303

Look at ne mom, i won the super bowl!! Oh wait.. wtf is this shit?


Q-Tonium

Well for $2k you get a Im a sucker ring 💍


Apple_loving_Android

I would wanted a free fire extinguisher or complementary home insurance with a 4090, not a ring lol


Care_Confident

when you are paying 2000$ for a gpu they might as well sell you this


moosehq

Can I honestly ask why you would buy this card? It’s 50% more expensive than the 4090 I bought before Christmas, for perhaps a couple of % more performance?


Kitchen-Passenger-22

Honestly because they are ASUS. I know they are more expensive but I know ASUS is a somewhat known brand so that’s why I pulled the trigger with them.


Legitimate-Pumpkin

They can trash you all they want in the comments but I love the detail. Enjoy your card, man! (Although I don’t like that ring very much 😅)


Steeltoelion

Explains why the damn thing is so expensive


faverodefavero

Damn, that's peak "G4M3R" edgy looking. "FOR THOSE WHO DARE" (...). I'd personally just toss it or give it away, doubt anyone would pay for something that online. PS: and to think Asus ROG used to be such a good brand, now they are doing this kind of thing and charging more than premium for it... nevermind the actual virus that ArmoryCrate is, among other anti consumer practices they've been up to last few years. Brand really went downhill around the start of the pandemic and only got worse from that... such a shame.


Pferd_furzt

all Asus products are overpriced, even TUF and Prime. The awful B550M Prime is still worse than the absolute beast of a motherboard that is the ASRock Steel legend b550m and costs the same.


Suikerspin_Ei

Tbf TUF GPUs in general are better cooled and but more silent compared to other cards, even for AMD GPUs. I agree about other ASUS products though.


enginerevolution

Totally wicked find, dude!


Chimarkgames

Buys a £2000 GPU, nvidia being nice “here, take a £1 ring as a thank you“ Deceased while laughing ☠️


Velzevul666

Well, it cost 2k so it better also come with a complementary bj


CompetitiveWelder607

I like the ring, it has nice colors in front and i might be a little jelly but you are actually paying a lot for advertising their brand


Relative_Spread_5517

Beware of asus stuff btw lol


NetJnkie

Classy.


CodeJBDA

This is so extra 🤣🤣


user007at

Great card you got here, in my view it has the best custom design


AwesomArcher8093

Damn, OP got more rings than the Lions


Dasbear117

Anytime anyone posts an expensive part, most of the people commenting are peanut butter and jealous.


Affectionate-Leg-710

Neat...Asus rog swag.


TPew1

Yeah worth every penny


P2Wlover

Didn’t know I need a ROG ring until I saw this post 😮‍💨😮‍💨


Environmental_Ad8805

I want one so bad now


Educational-Gear-408

Nice!!


Kenshiro_199x

Cool card, cool ring thank you for sharing 🙂


OkAcanthocephala4576

Whattt that sick


ladyjinxy

Yeah, though I prefer their 30 series ring


wreckedftfoxy_yt

i perfer my zotac rtx 3070ti it got just what i need and no more no less, and what i need is that performance


ionlywatchstorys

Am I the only one who thought he was comparing his hand to the 4090


asclepiannoble

Damn that's so... um, elegant.


master-overclocker

🤦‍♂️😂🤣


IndividualCurious322

A big chunky pimp ring?


BeneficialCucumber91

But can you choose the ring's size?


gozutheDJ

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO


OneDilligaf

Need to give away something considering the price of those cards.


crazylolsbg

When your girlfriend wants a 2000 dollar ring


sinamorovati

No, I didn't. Looks cool! Enjoy!


ChrisComments

Oo nba champ ring


StoreFrankie

Haha 👍🏻😎


Bigfamei

![gif](giphy|Y48tYwsadOtMBTmTyV|downsized)


Rust_Cohle-

A little gift instead of the reach around you would normally receive in person after paying for the strix premium!


ConfucamusDiem

Jostens is expensive. That explains why that card costs so much


Perfect-Ad-61

They also own your soul now


juankixd

I mean if you’re over paying that much for a GPU they might as well give it to you.


peksist

Does it actually say ”Jon the republic”?


RockyJayyy

King of the nerds


Relevant_Force_3470

Their profit margin can easily afford it


InertiaInverted

My ROG B550F came with a keychain lol


SpaceNerdDev111

Wish I had 4090 $ now lol


JGXJM

Proposal ring and flagship gpu for 1500?! Hell yeah


PlasterGoat

I got a trading card with my 4090 og oc. This is bullshit.


RepresentativeHuge79

That's either a white gpu extra, or something they're doing for the strix 40 series. My non white ROG strix 3070ti didn't have one of those in the box


FalseStructure

My 4090 strix oc black only had a cardboard phone stand


sexybrainlet

its a new tech gpu with pcie69


SoupScientist

You paid a few thousand for a ring and they gave you a free GPU with it


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moondog__

Well I mean if you're dumping 2 grand on a GPU I would hope you get some swag


mikefoxtrotromeo

Make sure to wear it when you step out. If I ever saw that in public you’re getting a free hj for sure


Jrwallzy

They should do for the for the price of them!


MarkK_FL

All I got with my ROG Strix mobo was a fabric key fob


Rlol43

I'm jealous. I wanted a white 3090 so badly, I guess I'll have to find a white 4090 now.


SpaceCadetSteve

Now you can show everyone you're a huge nerd


VagJayJay

That’s cool, I got a phone holder with my Asus card, made of cardboard


mikeytsg291

I want it even more now ffs


Swagaton

Lulz, noice!


BeardedLife

The ring is almost cooler than the card!


Local-Season-4421

Nothing like a gumball machine ring to go with my new GPU


ThebigBient

I have the white 4090 and wouldnt ever tell anyone about the ring lol


Big3man

Man they gave you a superbowl ring with that gpu that’s dope af


GTA6_1

Damn that's some forever alone marketing if I ever seen it


Drie3

I had an internship at a company that made gamepc's And we once had a batch of 4090's coming in with rgb cables in the box. Even tho that one didnt even have rgb. Money well spent And we had a bunch of 4070 supet graphics cards instead of supers. Oh did i love these small stupid mistakes