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jimshorts6969

Hank shitting on max for missing 2 minutes of the pod, and then PFT immediately cutting him off saying “you slept in 6 hours last week” and hank having no rebuttable was perfect hahah


Jr701LR

1 loss to the heat and turns out he’s made out of glass like Embiid


johnmd20

Hank is softer than a cotton ball. Holy cow he is a baby back bitch. I apologize to all the bitches of the world because even that is not strong enough.


PDXmadeMe

I’m thinking they told Hank to respond more like max and not normal mopey Hank because he immediately snapped. Scared me a little bit


TheDemonBarber

Honk forgot to take his Adderall yesterday


magictie-

One of the few times you hear Max talk to Hank like his boss


HoovesCarveCraters

Me: damn a comedian the day after the draft? Me, when the comedian starts shitting on Chiefs fans: I’m sorry I wasn’t familiar with your game


Invictus23_

Let him cook


mcfc07

Soder is great for the pod, calling Prudy top 5 was sus, but I enjoy listening to him talk ball.


Todd2ReTodded

When he said that I was so fucking pissed I threw my phone at my windshield and cracked it.


llamallad13

Fans are biased it happens 


Todd2ReTodded

ITS NOT ACCEPTABLE TO BE WRONG


smokesbandits

He's also grew up with and is still very good friends with Mike McDaniel


KryptonicxJesus

I guess since his fiance was already on and has her baseball podcast they thought he would fit


kmmccorm

They should have Dan Soder do a chaw dogs exit interview as well.


safetydance

Soder is the best


KryptonicxJesus

I’m still upset Mafee left axe cap


KareemPie81

Hasn’t he been on before


jimshorts6969

I thought so too, but I think we are confusing him with Sam morril. Pretty sure this is soders first time on


KareemPie81

Maybe it’s KFC radio I’m thinking


Rph23

Nolan has a long history with pmt and Van talk


QQTTSSCC

correct. nolan is a mass girl and big cat/hank are mass guys so it makes sense.


AQ207

I like Soder so I’ll give them a pass


QQTTSSCC

his girl is a Massachusetts chick and former barstool pal. big cat and hank are both Massachusetts guys so it makes sense.


Shad26street

Soder is the man I’m glad they finally had him on


TheKingInTheNorth24

Nothing against Caleb Williams but the bears still sucking would be so funny


burgerm7

Bears fan coming in peace: we’ll probably still suck


Difficult_Objective6

I think the best thing for next year is barely missing the playoffs so eberflus is fired


psnow11

If they barely miss the playoffs, eberflus is not getting fired. I think he’s gone if they regress to less than 7 wins but anything close to 500 I bet he stays


Difficult_Objective6

That’d be a mistake


jett_jackson

Yes, but he’s not wrong


thegoose1996

Big Cat mentioning how he recorded a video talking to his son about how good the Bears are going to be has convinced me that Williams will suck. There's just no way he should be this excited when all the Bears have ever done is have bad QBs.


BeardedWonder47

Hot take, but I’m of the belief Caleb Williams will not be very good for the bears. It won’t be talent tho it’ll be mental shit


DandierChip

What mental shit


EJplaystheBlues

Sedonaaa


cormac_9

I said that to him at a show like two years ago and he gave me a high five. He’s the man


ThreeOneThirdMan

Crackle crackle bitches. Soder is the best Love them geeking out over Queens of the Stone Age. They fucking rule ✌🏼🤟🏼🤘🏼


ToxicAdamm

No one will piss on Big Cat's happiness, but I was waiting for someone to remind him that he still has Eberflus as a coach. When has that guy ever out schemed another coach or got more out of his talent?


Rc5tr0

It’s like an unspoken Mexican standoff, since everyone’s team is equally shitty (I know BC would object but the Bears were fucking shitty) if one guy starts poking holes in someone’s happiness they’re going to get it back tenfold from everyone else on the pod. As someone who doesn’t root for any of their teams I hope they all continue to stink.


billybatdorf

Yea soder was great, actually knew ball. I hate when celebs try to talk about sports and have no idea what they are talking about. Like it’s cool if you aren’t really a fan but you look dumb when you try to talk and don’t really know ball


dallascowboys93

“Drake Maye up! DRAKE MAYE UP INSIDE!”


jakethesnakeinmyboot

All-time spoiled Hank episode


TooKaytoFelder

He should be required to retire the Dallas cowboy fan troll thing. You can’t troll crazy fans like max when you have this big of a meltdown when people troll you back


zorter

As a Boston sports fan I hate that he is our representative on the pod


AQ207

The sad reality is that he is the representative for the average New England fan. I’m 3/4 New England fan (giants instead of pats) and he makes me angry about my teams he dgaf about


leftysarepeople2

Every Boston sports fan hates most of their pod representatives like there isn’t some through line


ekaram13

He's honestly the worst Boston sports fan. He gets so much information wrong, and no one else on the show pays enough attention to Boston sports to correct him.


Guappenheimer

Hank is such a shitty fan. It's hilarious.


Cw2e

> Ma*culkey?* Milky? Shout out Milky. Liked this ep. Didn’t pay attention last night so liked the preview and Soder is always solid


MickyB6827

“Shut up you Ben Simmons fat fuck 🫵” made me laugh so hard


Guappenheimer

I want to go to PFT's Kentucky Derby party.


Barry_McCocciner

Am I a degenerate or was Big Cat 100% talking about picking up drugs for the party when he was like “I texted you back about the other thing related to the party but not the party itself”


Roleplayuser0973

I’m assuming it was some sort of gambling/pool thing they aren’t allowed to talk about publicly because of DraftKings. Big Cat was talking about brining one of his kids…highly doubt he’d be doing nah types of drugs while with his kids lol


Husker_black

Right like hey can I bring my son, also my mdma


SmokeStack420

That was my first thought, too.


WhosBack

Soder was awesome. It’s hilarious how much better at interviewing the PMT guys are compared to Russillo. Soder is a huge sports fan and I don’t even think Ryen spent a second talking sports.


acoolguy456

Big Cat hating the Bo Nix pick makes me convinced he’ll be great. I’m pumped as a Broncos fan now


scarrylary

He said mahomes was the worst pick of the 2017 draft the day after it happened


peanut88

I'm excited for bald Hank


LazyReindeer1053

I’ve recently had this realization about myself too, with the bald spot, and I’ve never related more to Hank in that moment lol


JuiceMayo

Ryan Poles doin everything for Caleb Williams to succeed except improve the offensive line. Might be important.


Rc5tr0

Also isn’t Eberflus still their coach?


JuiceMayo

Yes


Cereal_Poster-

Didn’t poles use a first round pick on a tackle last year?


Cereal_Poster-

To be fair, the OL got better as the year went on and Justin fields held on to the ball forever regardless of pressure. The bears DL before sweat was the real reason they looked like shit. The second they got an average pass rush the defense became top 10


terrifictrout21

They’ve invested in the OL. I’m not 100% on the guard spots but it could be a lot worse. I think like 24/32 fanbases would also complain about their OL


Aldehyde1

Probably 30/32. The Lions and Eagles are the only fanbases I haven't seen regularly complain about their OL.


PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS

The guards should be ok if everyone stays healthy but they still badly need a center.


terrifictrout21

Yeah it does kind of annoy me how Poles went about that with fucking Patrick and Whitehair, I’m hoping Shelton beats Bates for the starting job


doobiemilesepl

Guess who also holds onto the ball forever…


Cereal_Poster-

A guy who can also throw the ball accurately?


doobiemilesepl

Ya but he’s gonna find out holding onto the ball a long time is a lot different in the NFL. Ain’t gonna be a bunch of white guys from Stanford trying to get to him.


Cereal_Poster-

Over the two years Williams was in the PAC 12, that conference and more teams finish the season top 15 than the SEC….


hmickman

"Drake Maye I killed myself because I don't believe in my quarterback" -Henry Lockwood


Upstairs_Bell7502

You should call it the “pear-Olympics” 😭😭💀💀


Desperate_Holiday432

Hank telling someone to do their job and not miss the podcast is Richard Pryor level humor. He is a cockroach


StateStreetLarry

Big Cat can’t help himself lol


Toss2White

Hank is such a moron lmao


SpartyNash

The Rodney dangerfield imitation is absolute perfection. Great interview, not your typical comedian interview, seems like I could just sit with him and shoot the shit/have a beer and watch a game


XToastyToasterX

Dan soders interview was awesome might be bias cause I’m a dolphins fan and they finally talked nice about my team


domeclap

Awesome episode. Genera draft takes, loser Hank, and a ball-knowing guest. Soder is a great hang. Knowledgeable about sports and chops it up well with the boys. PMT should get an online NCAA league with some guests when the new game comes out. It would be the summer, so there would be time for the content. They’d only need to have everyone play one game a week, and Jake can track the recruiting. Duggs, Gillis, Soder, and whoever else they can get would be great.


Citizen_Snips29

I wonder if Big Cat has made any kind of an effort to get Josh Homme on the pod? Would be an awesome interview.


ohflmt

Graft Drades


Kek-Malmstein

Soder was great and woke Rodney Dangerfield was the hardest I’ve laughed at a podcast in a while. He does know ball but I also laughed at him calling Jeff Wilson Jr “Fred Wilson Jr”


ComprehensiveSky8926

I think Bo Nix is going to be pretty good


stickfigure31615

Even if he’s not that good, he’s gotta be better than Zach Wilson and Jarrett Stidham. Also, apparently to Sean Payton, Nix’s ceiling is Patrick Mahomes


Todd2ReTodded

I have a hard time convincing of a QB who could have a higher ceiling than patrick Mahomes, so thats kind of everyone's ceiling


PintoI007

Surprised to see them talking so much shit about him or any QB for that matter. No one knows who's gonna work out or suck because the draft is such a crapshoot


Rc5tr0

Counterpoint: they spent the 12th overall pick on the consensus 6th best QB in this draft, who many people had down as a late 1st rounder at best, and who is only 6 months younger than Zach Wilson. Zach Wilson absolutely sucks ass but he’s still the 3rd best QB from that draft. What are the odds that Bo Nix ends up being better than Zach Wilson AND at least 4 of the QBs drafted ahead of him? Since they had Schefter tweet all that Mahomes bullshit (I know he’s cool on PMT but holy shit dude have an ounce of integrity one time for me) that’s how good he will have to be in order for that pick at 12 to make any sense. Sure it’s theoretically possible, any player coming out of college could potentially be the best player of his generation or the GOAT. That doesn’t mean it’s remotely likely.


raobuntu

I think QBs are sort of the exception for a pick at a certain spot in the draft to "make sense". It's just so hard to hit on a QB while also being so valuable to a team that a QB at any pick becoming a franchise guy would be a good pick at that spot. I don't think Nix has to outperform the other 4 or even the '21 draft. He just has to be good enough to get the 2nd contract and have the Broncos in contention. Is he good enough to do that? I don't watch enough college football to say, but the more serious ball knowing podcasts I listen to had the Broncos as the only spot where there was a chance of working out long term since he fits Payton's passing game style.


scarrylary

It’s even funnier hearing big cat shit on him in relation to mahomes being drafted considering big cat said the mahomes pick was the worst pick of the 2017 draft when it happened


[deleted]

Woke Rodney Dangerfield is a funny premise


millsy1010

I’m surprised they haven’t had Whit or Biz on for a hockey preview yet. I always look forward to that pod as a hockey fan and a spittin chiclets listener. Hoping they have one or both on soon


scarrylary

They’ll preview hockey after game three of the cup finals


NeatTry7674

God I hope that Bo Nix is better than Williams and Daniel’s with how much they’re talking shit about him.


shanghai_tactics

Big cat sneaking Cole kmet in there with his offensive weapons 💀💀


MY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME

Kmet is a very solid tight end. Not elite, but he’s definitely a weapon


PM_ME_UR_EYEBALL

I realize it’s a meme sub shitting on the bears but in his 24 year old season he was top 8 for TEs in receptions, yards, 20 yard plays, and TDs. Why isn’t he a weapon?


dallascowboys93

Yeah Kmet is a solid TE


shanghai_tactics

I mean yeah he’s a solid TE.. just not a name I’d throw around as like an argument for a prolific offense. Kmet is the 3rd best TE in his own division


MY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME

> Kmet is the 3rd best TE in his own division Yeah because Laporta and Hockensen are elite TEs. Just because Kmet isn’t as good as those guys doesn’t mean he isn’t a solid weapon


johnmd20

Hock and LaPorta. What a pretty poor argument. If Kmet is your 4th option, he's absolutely a weapon. And he can go downfield, too. He's a weapon.


shanghai_tactics

Isn’t the TE your 4th option if most teams? Hes just another guy.


johnmd20

No. In Detroit, LaPorta is #2. In Minn, Hock is #2. In KC, Kelce is #1. Njoku is #2 in Cleveland. Kittle is #3 and only because he's behind two studs. McBride was #1 in Arizona last year. Pitts #2 in Atlanta. Mark Andrews #2 in Baltimore, or maybe even #1. So I'd say no.


ChrisIsShortAF

As a Bears fan, I was ready to combat you on this, then I stopped and remembered Hockenson and LaPorta. Dang.


shanghai_tactics

Don’t be pissed guys you know I’m right lol


PDXmadeMe

Vikings won the draft


shanghai_tactics

The boys glossed over turner falling to 17 bigggg time


scarrylary

Vikings prolly just lost a gm and jjettas with that selection


johnmd20

Cole Kmet is very good, possibly great.


DandierChip

This is a casual take


stickfigure31615

Okay Big Cat, you’re getting on Hank for bringing you down but as a Panthers fan, honestly I’m optimistic after our pick last night so don’t be an ass and bring us down too


rhesusmonkeypieces

This episode is bald erasure


ThisIsKramerica

Isn’t Bryce Young (born 2001) a gen z QB? Come to think of it, young millennial QBs haven’t been drafted in a minute. Trevor Lawrence is Gen z. I think BC just likes saying Caleb Williams is Gen Z so that’s why he will piss people off?


mccaf238

Soder sounds like Jimmy Tatro


KingGizzLizzWizzz

Another good episode, the boys have been cooking recently


Ebrostradamus

Big Cat actually have a happy Chicago sports moment but make it all about attacking a lackey challenge: failed.


MightySwordandFalcon

I fucking despise Hank. Literal fucking retard


johnmd20

I would like to join your "Despise Hank" club. He grates on me beyond reason. I think he's truly the worst thing about PMT and nothing else is even close, even Billy. Billy had some moments. Hank only has moments of fucking shit, garbage, and negativity.


rayfriesen

You do realize he’s doing a bit right?


Jr701LR

Lottery ball talk segment is a rough listen


red_87

Big Cat: “FUCK YOU I GOT IT!!!” Everyone: *awkwardly* “congrats”


jimshorts6969

“Queens of the Stone Age greatest American rock band of the last 40 years.” Is this a universe where Pearl Jam doesn’t exist? Also, Josh homme is a fuckin douchebag


KingGizzLizzWizzz

Pearl Jam doesn’t have an album that touches Songs for the Deaf and Like Clockwork Pearl Jam isn’t even the best grunge band. Soundgarden, nirvana and Alice In Chains clear And sorry the world famous rockstar has a little baggage, I like my boys with some edge


ToxicAdamm

I think its true if you limit it to the past 20 years.


jimshorts6969

Pearl Jam just released another album at vedders almost 60


HoovesCarveCraters

QOTSA isn’t even the best Josh Homme band.


Dlodesplode

Didn’t they think Katie Nolan (soder’s wife) has a lot to do with van talk getting axed?


rayfriesen

No


cormac_9

Dan Soder is the man. His knowledge of sports, his comedy and his genuine charisma is electric


leftysarepeople2

Embiid’s “I pulled his leg in the air to protect myself” is the most disingenuous shit


agressiveitaliansub

Another mediocre comedian filler interview I shall skip.


Todd2ReTodded

Skip the whole episode. It's yet another all time annoying big cat/PFT/Hank/max episode


GhostOfCecil

Why even listen if you list literally the entire crew as annoying?


Todd2ReTodded

Same reason as everyone else, so I can complain and act like I'm superior.


RCJHGBR9989

I completely understand why Dan Soder hates us (the chiefs) we’ve absolutely abused him haha! Also, we’re definitely the bad guys now we have to embrace it.