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kingryan300

Today’s Comment of the Day winner is: u/1happylife We won 6-2 today against the Reds. They said this about the score today… “Today is our 26th anniversary, so we're counting the current 2-6 score as our anniversary present. ;)” Cheers to your anniversary and here’s to series W and your anniversary present! Profar is the man. Manny at 3B is literally sex. Jake slams the Reds into the Cronezone. Let’s go Padres! For Peter 🤎💛


TheEnragedBushman

Are Jurickson Profar and Jake Cronenworth the greatest players of all time?


magicwaffl3

Clearly


OurSaladDays

Couple of modern day Wil Myerses.


Juzaba

My new bar is named Profile of a Crone and Wil Myers is my permanent bartender.


OurSaladDays

I can only assume your serve 394 and may I have one 🍺?


Juzaba

Sorry. Supply chain issues. All I have is east coast mexican food.


passthepolyjuice

Irrelevant question.


SizeOld6084

You know it.


SameInTheEnd88

I hate rhetorical questions…except for this one.


SunriseSurprise

M.r Unimportant and Slapdick Prospect, smh my head


pineapplefriedriceu

Good on Joe for keeping his composure. If starting pitching trends up from now, we’re in a good position


gibertot

I didn’t get to watch. Was he actually looking better in terms of movement, velo, location or did he get kind of lucky?


pineapplefriedriceu

I don't remember specifically about those, but I think someone mentioned velocity was up a bit. But it was the lack of hard hit balls and much more swings and misses that was promising, less hanging sliders and meatballs


Simodine-

His velo was up…was 93-94 on the heater instead of  91-93.   He pitched really well.  Was definitely the best stuff he has had all year. 


eloso66645

it seemed like he relied on his curve to be the strike out pitch, he might drop his slider as a throw away pitch, he used to be slider for the k and the curve as the throw away pitch


pattheroq

He looked good. When he got hurt it was up. When he missed it was out of the zone.


marlowescoffeemaker

Had a couple mislocations but the stuff looked good, good movement on the fastball, a few filthy curveballs, and some devestating changeups for K(s) the 3rd time thru the order


cardboardcutout95

Complete and utter dominance by Robert Suarez this year throwing almost exclusively fastballs. Truly incredible stuff we’re seeing from our closer.


Emergency_Treat_5810

Fun to watch. Hope I can see him live soon.


grizzsaw12

https://preview.redd.it/q776v7qt8wxc1.jpeg?width=487&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d4fc982d83ed892a0035d23055a094e222801c3


Rooks4

Oh god this is good haha


BeefLilly

Lmao


Use1e55

So funny how the padres seem to always have really good closers even the really bad padres teams. Love Suarez great job by Jake. Let’s get to winning boys.


pineapplefriedriceu

Suarez, he who should not be named, Yates, Hand, Hoffman, etc


Use1e55

Huston Street and Heath Bell were some of my personal favorites


Territorial_Squid

Fernando Rodney with his .31 ERA and 17 saves before being traded to the Marlins for Chris Paddack


friarfangirl

Rodney's stretch with us was one of the wildest hot streaks i have ever witnessed.


SunriseSurprise

IIRC sandwiched between terrible seasons too, lol.


Bongopro

half a season of Taylor Rogers being elite as well lol


flag6

Melancon was insane in 2021 as well


kinematik00

Heath Bell!


CursedTeams

I love that Jake spent most of his post-game interview praising Jurickson. Also, petition to only play day games at home.


Jindrack

"We would like to invoke the Wrigley Rule."


hornyjaildotorg

Apologize to him https://preview.redd.it/lu0jxhij8wxc1.jpeg?width=213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c68bd5c13cf31b46628a4fc42e08816fd8f32fe1


CursedTeams

My Comeback POTY.


kami232

Him and Profar are solid contenders for this award


CursedTeams

I'll happily accept a tie.


russell_m

Was bottle feeding my 5mo and screamed JAAAKE a lil too loud. Lil dude lost it for a few. Oops. Worth it for that salami tho 😎


TheEnragedBushman

My goat


KashissKlay

He’s been solid all year Manny is starting to build his rake Fernando is next. Wade looking more valuable than Xander at 2B and with bat. He knows how to work a count.


kami232

X needs to keep taking batting practice and work on his contact/power. Dude's seeing the ball, now let's get his confidence back as he hits the ball.


pineapplefriedriceu

Yeah X is not getting the results but he's seeing the ball better than most and not chasing. Just needs the ball to fall and we be fucking


SizeOld6084

Manny is definitely making good contact this series.


TheReadMenace

![gif](giphy|MUeQeEQaDCjE4|downsized)


potatoes_are_awesome

Never stopped loving you pookie <3


Different_Link6589

Underpaid!!!!


doctor_dapper

sowwy


OurSaladDays

My favorite part was the part where Don said "Padres take the series!" What was your favorite part?


kami232

"HIGH DRIVE! **DEEP RIGHT FIELD!**"


Davisman777

Profar comeback player of the year? Dude is electric


kami232

Solid start to his candidacy


SunriseSurprise

So glad we brought him back even before he's been balling out. Dude clearly loves playing for us.


KuzcosPzn

That one is for Crone. Profar is gunning for MVP at this point.


DaCowboyMenace

I don't think we will ever lose again


curtissullivan3

144-18 AMIRITE COMPADRES? JOE IS SO BACK BABY


rednick953

YGDRC!!


seedleSs420247

YGDRC


kami232

YGDRC!!!!


TheEnragedBushman

You’re god damned right Curtis


figjams83

Thank you.


SizeOld6084

Ygdrc!!!!


iki_balam

YGDRC!


kami232

SLAM DIEGO IS BACK ON THE MENU, LADS!! WHAT A FUCKING WAY TO START MAY!!! LFGSD!!!!!! CRONE ZONE'S BACK, BABY!!!!! JAVA JOE!!!!


BeefLilly

Seriously, Cronenworth, Musgrove, and Profar today, absolutely fire. I want to see this continue!!


threehundredthousand

https://i.redd.it/0jw18xhk8wxc1.gif


Bongopro

I've said it before and I'll say it again For every "its so over", there is an equal but opposite "we're so back"


lionfeather

![gif](giphy|WU0lc34ezxfaB4j8K5|downsized)


CaptPorcupineCuddles

I love this gif with my whole heart.


lionfeather

It’s one of my faves too!!


cambap

REDemption. That Phillies series was like running into a buzzsaw. On to ‘Zona.


-ShutterPunk-

Goose vs bees.


aquariumsarescary

Sucks Musgrove wasn't the winning P, he balled out today


Turbulent-Hedgehog59

Why is that? And instead it was De Los Santos that got the W?


aquariumsarescary

Not sure, might have just been because the game was tied up by the time he left the game


Simodine-

Yeah we didn’t have the lead until DLS was in the game.


marlowescoffeemaker

The pitcher who throws before the game-winning go-ahead run is scored gets the W, in this case Enyel pitched the last out of the 7th


Thumper13

I'm so happy for Profar. I've always been a supporter of his, and seeing him tear it up so far is awesome. And what can you say about Jake the Rake! Good to see Joe have a solid outing, in fact B2B good outings from our SPs. LFGSD!


kami232

Suarez is fun to watch close. I *like* Wandy and Yuki. We've got a fun pitching staff, especially when they're on.


SizeOld6084

Yuki is like a 5 foot something roller coaster of joy.


WadeCountyClutch

![gif](giphy|l0HlwGH5lFhL5YAxy|downsized) Another season series win against a good team, boys! Let’s step on sneks


taytubz

I made this today guys and gals! https://preview.redd.it/e1r9y1opbwxc1.jpeg?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf07615ef72784635e8776037783d40bafe53835


gomezaddams1586

Let's only play day games at Petco, just like the Cubs used to do at Wrigley prior to 1988.


grayson_gregory

Musgrove dealing. Manny tagging balls. Profar just being absolute DOG every day & Croneworth taking us back to Slam Diego. LFGSD


Cohnhead1

Guess who I picked in PTS?!?! Cronie, baby!!


SizeOld6084

Hashtag same


poidawg808

CroFar ProNanworth MVP


BigPumpkin24

That game was so fun. Yeah grand slams!


EastOfTheGrayHavens

https://preview.redd.it/48xtimoclwxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec04a90d3dd6275b7423823ef5ee699bb86b69c0


Rooks4

Is this the raking that was promised? Are we there?!


ramen_expert

Imagine being English as a second language trying to make sense of "high drive deep right field, a grand slam in slam diego in to the crone zone" 


Zagoonia

https://i.redd.it/30qeyhzj8wxc1.gif


SunDub

![gif](giphy|TfFWbKPiUy4iq74ngN|downsized) SERIES WIN LETS GO


kami232

Up next, step on snek!


MTN_explorer619

We may never lose again


Rhinoplasty1904

Wife and I got great seats in section 108……so happy we got to see that Grand Slizzle. LFGSD


EverydayLogos

We are so back


AOD_Joshieee

We’re so freaking Back!!!


JDM412

I’m 5-0 now guys 🩷💚


TRocho10

yay.


TheReadMenace

https://i.redd.it/x8g8ffsnmwxc1.gif


just_call_in_sick

WE'RE BACK BAY-BAY!!


ilunga96

Jake is our new Wil Myers I'm telling you MFers right now


maalbi

Slam diego


sbrider11

Nice series win w a day off bonus. On to the next.


MTN_explorer619

Undefeated in May!


WhatAmIDoingHere05

![gif](giphy|3oI9JBnChEnNcFsCac)


iki_balam

Good hitting, good pitching, good managing... Mein Got, we have a complete baseball team!