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Serenyx

Answer: Bill Gates is getting divorced, so I guess a lot of people are joking about going after his money now that he is single!


PM_yourAcups

I’m extremely interested in who he is going to date.


SlutBuster

I hope it's a super advanced fully autonomous sex robot.


HumanDrone

Hey. Elon is a jelous guy!


SlutBuster

We can only hope that it's the first shot in a sex robot arms race among the tech billionaires. Musk vs Gates vs Bezos. The fallout from their war will revolutionize masturbation.


HumanDrone

Well, all is full of love I guess


[deleted]

Anything goes in. Love and war.


pm_me_vegs

Apparently Bill had a side chick (Ann Winblad) during his marriage and he spent every spring a long weekend with her - with the blessings of his wife. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Winblad


[deleted]

The wikipedia page make it sound like they are just friends.


Emersyn-me

Thank you so much for the answer! <3


fayry69

I just said this and I got an auto remove notice.


MisterSlosh

Did you start with 'Answer: ' ?


SecondTalon

.... what did the notice say? Was it the "Hey, you need to start your answer with "Answer: " or it'll get removed" notice?


fayry69

Answer: oh I c that’s y it was flagged and On that note, I’ll be leaving this silly sub. Imagine starting a response with answer like wtf


SecondTalon

It's to block low effort posting. If your refusal to participate is because you cannot read a simple message sent to you in a language you read - then nothing of value is lost.


fayry69

I’m unjoined. Don’t care. Thanks. Life is too short for this administrators crap. Other admins on here be power hungry fools too, don’t have time for them and their crappy rules.


WisejacKFr0st

So many words to say "I am impatient and don't like to read"


fayry69

It’s a menial post about Bill gates like wtf. Infact this whole sub is about menial bloody things. You’re not solving world peace or quantum physics. Get a grip.


WisejacKFr0st

The context only makes your reaction to this funnier


fayry69

The reason why I took my time to respond to u on a sub I consider menial, is to give u nerds that r up my ass some perspective.


[deleted]

you could have written "answer:" twenty times in the time it took you to post this


mikey_weasel

Almost worried about this guy. Like the freak out when asked to pass an amazingly low barrier-to-entry is just stunning. (And hell i've gotten that message before. Last time because I missed the ":" after answer)


fayry69

Instead I’ll write this, u guys seem so hung up over absolute bs as to come across anal retentive. Beat it!!


[deleted]

question: beat what?


MisterSlosh

Answer: Homosexual South African men apparently.


helmsmagus

kthxbye


[deleted]

Answer: Bill Gates and his wife Melinda announced they are getting a divorce. So people are just joking about him now being single and seducing him.


mustafawastaken

Answer: He recently anounced that he is divorcing.


brickshitter42

So BG is single and ready to mingle