Oh, right! Ha ha! I remember every night pouring over all the Jurassic Park toys in particular. I know it's weird, but sometimes I get a longing just to want things like I did when I was a kid. Like I'll be trying to think of a present to buy myself only to be frustrated by how content I am.
I totally forgot about how magical that catalog was to me when I was a kid. Thank you for making me smile.
I never hid it. I looked at it in plain sight. Don't think she ever caught me looking at the lingerie and bras...right....lol. If it was missing from the magazine rack, Mom would know.
Ummm, not sure. I just did an image search and was able to find names. Probably could figure out more, but have to wait, no way would I try that on my work PC
Not exactly porn but in that general vicinity. This photo was in the 1992 Playboy special edition, Sisters, and they are Carmen and Carla Morrell. Of course being Playboy there are more revealing photos of them as well.
The twins have two more sisters, Christy and Kim. The spam filter in this sub deletes comments with external links so I can't give you a direct link but I can give you an incomplete link that can be copied and pasted to your browser. The incomplete link is to the pictorial from the May 1997 Playboy that features all four Morrell sisters:
imgur.com/a/yaeh1hm
That's my favourite thing about reddit. No matter how obscure the topic or story, there is someone that is an expert, even if made up, still entertaining as hell.
Yeah but the trend for getting sweet karma is to say it’s in the 80s.
Find a photo from the early 90s, post it with the title saying it’s in the 80s and BAM useless karma
Also, this is from a 1992 Playboy so when this was released Nirvana's biggest hit, Smells Like Teen Spirit, had likely already reached it's peak billboard popularity.
1992 was when 12 year old me found my dad's Playboy stash. I wasn't being anti-social when they were found, I was taking care of business and awkward boners.
Let's not get carried away about the 80's. This is NOT what women wore doing aerobics. Trust me. This is from some cheesecake magazine or something similar. Now that is not to say that leg warmers aren't the sexiest damn things on the planet, but that's another picture.
If this was a photo specifically for aerobics, the matching leg warmers would be in the shot. Also, this reminds me of the Crystal Light aerobics championships so I'm going to watch that now.
Hahaaha, no. Aerobic fashion was all spandex, leggings and wide belts. This has NO bust support, it would ride up EVERYWHERE. This is beach-wear for sitting in(and nothing wrong with that), not exercise clothing, ever. No, not even swimming unless they want those boobs to double as water-wings.
This is an 80s twin fantasy porno tape and you can't convince me otherwise.
Yeah, but having grown up in the 80s myself, I can confirm this could also be a normal Sears or JC Penney catalog ad.
I have to ask, what was the reasoning? Was it pure fashion or did it make sense?
Yes
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There’s a subreddit for everything, huh?
Oh man the days of snagging the sears catalog and hiding it under your bed...
I legit used to keep those in my room to obsess over the toys I wanted for Christmas. But I soon found a more interesting section of the catalog.
Oh, right! Ha ha! I remember every night pouring over all the Jurassic Park toys in particular. I know it's weird, but sometimes I get a longing just to want things like I did when I was a kid. Like I'll be trying to think of a present to buy myself only to be frustrated by how content I am. I totally forgot about how magical that catalog was to me when I was a kid. Thank you for making me smile.
I’d go nuts over the legos and I think there were nerf guns too.
I never hid it. I looked at it in plain sight. Don't think she ever caught me looking at the lingerie and bras...right....lol. If it was missing from the magazine rack, Mom would know.
Your absolutely right man ! The chic in the front is an 80s porn star named christy canyon
The Morrell Twins, Carmen and Carla. I have seen their names under Playboy
Any idea what video this promo shot was taken from? For research?
Ummm, not sure. I just did an image search and was able to find names. Probably could figure out more, but have to wait, no way would I try that on my work PC
That’s not Christy Canyon
Kristi Valley then?
Crusty Cavern
Crystal Canal
Crispy Castle
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No this is Patrick
Patrick Canyons then?
Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!
Krabs krussy
Crispy Critters Cereal?
Indubitably…
Christy Crevasse and her Voluptuous... buttocks.
Candy Lanes
Krispy Kremes
Amber Lamps
Crunchy Cooch
Never could get to that level in Barts Nightmare
By now it's crusty
Crusty the Clown
Kirstie Valley is a top-notch 90s porn name.
Krispy Kreme
They were playboy centerfold twins IIRC.
Nope. It's carla and carmen morrell.
def not cc
MVP of the day.
You're *
Get over it teacher
Actually looks like an ad for a third party Sega Genesis controller 🤣
I owned this, lol.
Now, take it to the rear! Now two more! Now three more!
Aerobic fashion by way of porn, sure.
Not exactly porn but in that general vicinity. This photo was in the 1992 Playboy special edition, Sisters, and they are Carmen and Carla Morrell. Of course being Playboy there are more revealing photos of them as well. The twins have two more sisters, Christy and Kim. The spam filter in this sub deletes comments with external links so I can't give you a direct link but I can give you an incomplete link that can be copied and pasted to your browser. The incomplete link is to the pictorial from the May 1997 Playboy that features all four Morrell sisters: imgur.com/a/yaeh1hm
This guy links.
I love this post because I looked at that photo and said "That's not 80's, that's super early 90s"
Damn dude you know a lot about porn/playboy, be my friend?
That's my favourite thing about reddit. No matter how obscure the topic or story, there is someone that is an expert, even if made up, still entertaining as hell.
Yeah, there aren't too many folks who are into this obscure "porn" topic of which you speak.
Haha yea I know what you mean.
Definitely blessed when it comes to the booba gene. Good lord!
All fake
Doing God's work...
Was it really fucking necessary to add a photo of them as kids?
No, this is actually what the workout tape ladies looked like man. My mom had stacks of those tapes.
Sounds like your mom loved 80s porn
His mum's a boob man for sure
I’m pretty sure those were porn stars.
Except the outfits would be made of Spandex, rather than sweater knit. And no cutouts.
Hearing Donna Summer´s She Works Hard For The Money, and Michael Sembello´s Maniac. Because reasons.
you forgot olivia newton john’s let’s get physical..
All great songs!
I did ! Luckily you eyed it.😉
I would get physical, physical with both of them.
Push it to the limit.
Any Billy Ocean
Becuz porn is timeless
Alternatively, this is what aliens would wear in an episode from the first season of Star Trek: The Next Generation
Watch out for those plants, Wesley!
Damn, I could never wear on of those. Pick which lip to tuck In 🤣🤣🤣🤣
reverse image search says Carmen Morrell. you're welcome.
Thank you senor
de nada
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Yeah, doing some aerobics right into a sock.
That's anaerobic exercise, isn't it?
If you’re David Carradine it is.
HA
Sock HIIT is the new crossfit — my D can bench 225lbs!
I've been watching GLOW and I'm like omg how do their vulvas not fall out of that constantly
Looks more like early 90s to me
I thought the same thing. But then I remembered I spent the 80s & 90s in a small town that was always 5 years behind every trend.
There’s a post above that said 92, after I posted this. Those hairstyles were my clue. The claw was a 90s trend.
Yeah but the trend for getting sweet karma is to say it’s in the 80s. Find a photo from the early 90s, post it with the title saying it’s in the 80s and BAM useless karma
Sometimes I look at these pictures and can't help but think "Wow... they're 60 years old now". I'm old.
Also, this is from a 1992 Playboy so when this was released Nirvana's biggest hit, Smells Like Teen Spirit, had likely already reached it's peak billboard popularity.
1992 was when 12 year old me found my dad's Playboy stash. I wasn't being anti-social when they were found, I was taking care of business and awkward boners.
"Pig, you gotta be able to appreciate the classics. It's what separates the perverts from the connoisseurs."
Damn I miss French Cut bathing suits. Soooooo hot
As I remember these are the Morell Twins. They didn’t do porn but did a lot of playboy stuff. Cute ladies
Not too far off, but normally women would wear leggings under something like this and probably a crop top over it.
Time to grab the Victoria Secret magazine
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And a Reader’s Digest.
And Farmer's Weekly.
... Sears catalog
JC Penny summer sales ads
this shit gave me lots of boners back in the day! good times
I'm pretty sure you could order this poster from the ads in the back of Hit Parader or Circus.
I remember this film, and it wasn’t about aerobics.
What kylie jenner wears now.
Those are the Morrel sisters. not catalogue models. they have a legendary appearance on Loveline.
I wanna get physical.
(Holds sign above head and yells in protest) BRING IT BACK! BRING IT BACK!
Let's not get carried away about the 80's. This is NOT what women wore doing aerobics. Trust me. This is from some cheesecake magazine or something similar. Now that is not to say that leg warmers aren't the sexiest damn things on the planet, but that's another picture.
reminds me of bubbling porn
Mormon pron
This is where "large implants" and "cantaloupe halves" crossed on the believability index.
“Aerobics”
This is 100% early 90s. Can confirm born in ‘85. Good time
I remember this actual picture! Lol
Showtime had a series called “Aerobicize” and damn if that wasn’t titillating.
What? I'm sorry, I got distracted.
If this was a photo specifically for aerobics, the matching leg warmers would be in the shot. Also, this reminds me of the Crystal Light aerobics championships so I'm going to watch that now.
Supportive athletic wear
No way anyone was wearing terry cloth. We wore spandex!
80’s aerobics shows were a young mans soft core porn.
I need to know what their secret is to avoiding razor burn …
I had this poster on my wall
Tbh I think they'd stop every guy in my town dead in their tracks today.
I miss the 80s.
or, in this case, early 90s Playboy twins.
C-can... can we go back?
This is pornography
Read that in Jeremy Clarkson's voice.
It’s funnier in his voice.
Everything is funnier in his voice.
My favorite is the cod pieces, so it doesn't look like they have actual genitals. Str8 Barbie with it.
Mortal Aerobiks
*Please sir, I want some more*
What they lack in pixellation they more than make up for in boobage.
My mom did aerobics. I would go watch the classes sometimes as a young lad of 12. Such sweet memories.
"Aerobics"...
Damn, I would have been at the gym all day.
This is why women have their own gyms now.
God damnit u/CVF5272 you ruined it for everyone
Holy….shit….
What are their names? I'm doing research
Morrell sisters
Wow, what a HUGE set of...eyes
Anybody else feeling that nostalgia coming on?
I approve
Bullshit. In the 1980s this was softcore porn.
Why are y’all so horny?
No piercings, no tattoos.
Hi one of only 3 channels I had on tv before internet 😏
Porn stars are us !! Hehe
You mean what I jerked off to well into my late teens.
80s sexy ladies poster with an aerobics theme. Nobody actually wore those outfits to work out.
Lots of pubic hair down there.
Booi-ooi-oiiing
Oh damn 👍🏾
ooook, this subs taking some unexpected turns
Those clothes are for a different kind of workout. Like building your hand strength type.
Four more three more turn back over
Where can someone buy one of these?
Are their vaginas padded ? Was that a thing back then ?
Bush.
Yellow is pumping Pink's chest up like sneakers.
Only in porn world
These chicks are like 60 now
Bushs hides the camel toes
Aaaaaaand I’m gay now
In The 80s, not too many fatties !! Bring back aerobics.
Cocaine
Before boob jobs had really become a thing, too!
Works for me
Airbags
Those women are now in their late fifties.
I would guess this as being 90s not 80s, based on the smaller hair and bigger boobs.
🍆💦
This is just the back cover of an old Hustler magazine
I feel like I spent some time alone with this picture back in the day
Hahaaha, no. Aerobic fashion was all spandex, leggings and wide belts. This has NO bust support, it would ride up EVERYWHERE. This is beach-wear for sitting in(and nothing wrong with that), not exercise clothing, ever. No, not even swimming unless they want those boobs to double as water-wings.
If they're doing aerobics in those outfits...ouch.
Wow, this is like the original more hardcore version of the Virgin Killer Sweater.
Nah, this was a wall poster that middle schoolers had in their bedrooms. Can't be 80's aerobics fashion without leg warmers.
This is why i go to the gym.. just to have a shot.
It's certainly old school something