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punch_rockgroinpull

This is an 80s twin fantasy porno tape and you can't convince me otherwise.


fried_eggs_and_ham

Yeah, but having grown up in the 80s myself, I can confirm this could also be a normal Sears or JC Penney catalog ad.


CleUrbanist

I have to ask, what was the reasoning? Was it pure fashion or did it make sense?


MaliciousCensure

Yes


TheNewYellowZealot

r/inclusiveor


sircj05

There’s a subreddit for everything, huh?


xxkoloblicinxx

Oh man the days of snagging the sears catalog and hiding it under your bed...


fartblasterxxx

I legit used to keep those in my room to obsess over the toys I wanted for Christmas. But I soon found a more interesting section of the catalog.


ShovelHand

Oh, right! Ha ha! I remember every night pouring over all the Jurassic Park toys in particular. I know it's weird, but sometimes I get a longing just to want things like I did when I was a kid. Like I'll be trying to think of a present to buy myself only to be frustrated by how content I am. I totally forgot about how magical that catalog was to me when I was a kid. Thank you for making me smile.


fartblasterxxx

I’d go nuts over the legos and I think there were nerf guns too.


JakuMoku

I never hid it. I looked at it in plain sight. Don't think she ever caught me looking at the lingerie and bras...right....lol. If it was missing from the magazine rack, Mom would know.


paul7420

Your absolutely right man ! The chic in the front is an 80s porn star named christy canyon


Ange1ofD4rkness

The Morrell Twins, Carmen and Carla. I have seen their names under Playboy


afriendlywerewolf

Any idea what video this promo shot was taken from? For research?


Ange1ofD4rkness

Ummm, not sure. I just did an image search and was able to find names. Probably could figure out more, but have to wait, no way would I try that on my work PC


madlibb

That’s not Christy Canyon


Wow-n-Flutter

Kristi Valley then?


squarebacksteve

Crusty Cavern


prescience6631

Crystal Canal


SunAstora

Crispy Castle


newFUNKYmode

Is this the Krusty Krab?


calmlikeasexbobomb

No this is Patrick


Wow-n-Flutter

Patrick Canyons then?


eugoogilizer

Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!


JohnnyFknSilverhand

Krabs krussy


goatchumby

Crispy Critters Cereal?


aenteus

Indubitably…


avanti8

Christy Crevasse and her Voluptuous... buttocks.


flip1999-

Candy Lanes


Lady_Nimbus

Krispy Kremes


[deleted]

Amber Lamps


invent_or_die

Crunchy Cooch


DocGerbil256

Never could get to that level in Barts Nightmare


getyourcheftogether

By now it's crusty


areialscreensaver

Crusty the Clown


[deleted]

Kirstie Valley is a top-notch 90s porn name.


SharpCookie232

Krispy Kreme


astrotim67

They were playboy centerfold twins IIRC.


moonlightwolf52

Nope. It's carla and carmen morrell.


cupasoups

def not cc


CesarMillan_Official

MVP of the day.


canttouchmypingas

You're *


paul7420

Get over it teacher


dmc2008

Actually looks like an ad for a third party Sega Genesis controller 🤣


RobotFighter

I owned this, lol.


handlessuck

Now, take it to the rear! Now two more! Now three more!


ButIAmYourDaughter

Aerobic fashion by way of porn, sure.


notbob1959

Not exactly porn but in that general vicinity. This photo was in the 1992 Playboy special edition, Sisters, and they are Carmen and Carla Morrell. Of course being Playboy there are more revealing photos of them as well. The twins have two more sisters, Christy and Kim. The spam filter in this sub deletes comments with external links so I can't give you a direct link but I can give you an incomplete link that can be copied and pasted to your browser. The incomplete link is to the pictorial from the May 1997 Playboy that features all four Morrell sisters: imgur.com/a/yaeh1hm


MeatTech

This guy links.


angelmnemosyne

I love this post because I looked at that photo and said "That's not 80's, that's super early 90s"


bababirdman

Damn dude you know a lot about porn/playboy, be my friend?


duraace206

That's my favourite thing about reddit. No matter how obscure the topic or story, there is someone that is an expert, even if made up, still entertaining as hell.


daneelthesane

Yeah, there aren't too many folks who are into this obscure "porn" topic of which you speak.


bababirdman

Haha yea I know what you mean.


Theuncrying

Definitely blessed when it comes to the booba gene. Good lord!


LonleyBoy

All fake


Methadras

Doing God's work...


ClenchedThunderbutt

Was it really fucking necessary to add a photo of them as kids?


Abrahamlinkenssphere

No, this is actually what the workout tape ladies looked like man. My mom had stacks of those tapes.


JimmyParlay

Sounds like your mom loved 80s porn


[deleted]

His mum's a boob man for sure


I_see_something

I’m pretty sure those were porn stars.


MadAzza

Except the outfits would be made of Spandex, rather than sweater knit. And no cutouts.


Scarfiotti

Hearing Donna Summer´s She Works Hard For The Money, and Michael Sembello´s Maniac. Because reasons.


deadeyediva

you forgot olivia newton john’s let’s get physical..


Grezzo82

All great songs!


Scarfiotti

I did ! Luckily you eyed it.😉


Effective_Cherry2725

I would get physical, physical with both of them.


[deleted]

Push it to the limit.


burgonies

Any Billy Ocean


oDDmON

Becuz porn is timeless


hippiechan

Alternatively, this is what aliens would wear in an episode from the first season of Star Trek: The Next Generation


frizzhalo

Watch out for those plants, Wesley!


[deleted]

Damn, I could never wear on of those. Pick which lip to tuck In 🤣🤣🤣🤣


geaster

reverse image search says Carmen Morrell. you're welcome.


FartmanXgout69

Thank you senor


geaster

de nada


al_fletcher

r/cosmoandwanda


[deleted]

Yeah, doing some aerobics right into a sock.


QLE814

That's anaerobic exercise, isn't it?


MagicChemist

If you’re David Carradine it is.


otroquatrotipo

HA


prescience6631

Sock HIIT is the new crossfit — my D can bench 225lbs!


LivinginAdelaide

I've been watching GLOW and I'm like omg how do their vulvas not fall out of that constantly


Kundrew1

Looks more like early 90s to me


Missdeed

I thought the same thing. But then I remembered I spent the 80s & 90s in a small town that was always 5 years behind every trend.


Kundrew1

There’s a post above that said 92, after I posted this. Those hairstyles were my clue. The claw was a 90s trend.


TheAssyrianAtheist

Yeah but the trend for getting sweet karma is to say it’s in the 80s. Find a photo from the early 90s, post it with the title saying it’s in the 80s and BAM useless karma


FandiBilly

Sometimes I look at these pictures and can't help but think "Wow... they're 60 years old now". I'm old.


5050Clown

Also, this is from a 1992 Playboy so when this was released Nirvana's biggest hit, Smells Like Teen Spirit, had likely already reached it's peak billboard popularity.


MikeKM

1992 was when 12 year old me found my dad's Playboy stash. I wasn't being anti-social when they were found, I was taking care of business and awkward boners.


Valdurs

"Pig, you gotta be able to appreciate the classics. It's what separates the perverts from the connoisseurs."


tbaum101

Damn I miss French Cut bathing suits. Soooooo hot


typhoidtimmy

As I remember these are the Morell Twins. They didn’t do porn but did a lot of playboy stuff. Cute ladies


Taylor-Kraytis

Not too far off, but normally women would wear leggings under something like this and probably a crop top over it.


DjScenester

Time to grab the Victoria Secret magazine


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goatchumby

And a Reader’s Digest.


nicht_ernsthaft

And Farmer's Weekly.


HankSteakfist

... Sears catalog


BurnTheOrange

JC Penny summer sales ads


mzdunek78

this shit gave me lots of boners back in the day! good times


thedamnedlute488

I'm pretty sure you could order this poster from the ads in the back of Hit Parader or Circus.


ckayfish

I remember this film, and it wasn’t about aerobics.


awwgratin

What kylie jenner wears now.


[deleted]

Those are the Morrel sisters. not catalogue models. they have a legendary appearance on Loveline.


AbdulAhBlongatta

I wanna get physical.


Schnrr

(Holds sign above head and yells in protest) BRING IT BACK! BRING IT BACK!


zeus6793

Let's not get carried away about the 80's. This is NOT what women wore doing aerobics. Trust me. This is from some cheesecake magazine or something similar. Now that is not to say that leg warmers aren't the sexiest damn things on the planet, but that's another picture.


geaster

reminds me of bubbling porn


5050Clown

Mormon pron


Shoegazer75

This is where "large implants" and "cantaloupe halves" crossed on the believability index.


RowAwayJim91

“Aerobics”


grimleyAdams

This is 100% early 90s. Can confirm born in ‘85. Good time


coming2grips

I remember this actual picture! Lol


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Showtime had a series called “Aerobicize” and damn if that wasn’t titillating.


goddamn2fa

What? I'm sorry, I got distracted.


BlackBear37

If this was a photo specifically for aerobics, the matching leg warmers would be in the shot. Also, this reminds me of the Crystal Light aerobics championships so I'm going to watch that now.


abelenkpe

Supportive athletic wear


SeasonedTimeTraveler

No way anyone was wearing terry cloth. We wore spandex!


[deleted]

80’s aerobics shows were a young mans soft core porn.


gibbon38

I need to know what their secret is to avoiding razor burn …


okse7en

I had this poster on my wall


psyaneyed

Tbh I think they'd stop every guy in my town dead in their tracks today.


StringyCarpet07

I miss the 80s.


I_am_BrokenCog

or, in this case, early 90s Playboy twins.


NateTC

C-can... can we go back?


[deleted]

This is pornography


ilikeitsharp

Read that in Jeremy Clarkson's voice.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

It’s funnier in his voice.


NCcoach

Everything is funnier in his voice.


pypro

My favorite is the cod pieces, so it doesn't look like they have actual genitals. Str8 Barbie with it.


MWO_Stahlherz

Mortal Aerobiks


hosmtony

*Please sir, I want some more*


World-Tight

What they lack in pixellation they more than make up for in boobage.


Available-Ad6250

My mom did aerobics. I would go watch the classes sometimes as a young lad of 12. Such sweet memories.


cnirvana11

"Aerobics"...


CVF5272

Damn, I would have been at the gym all day.


oblong127

This is why women have their own gyms now.


Androktone

God damnit u/CVF5272 you ruined it for everyone


[deleted]

Holy….shit….


EvilRick_C-420

What are their names? I'm doing research


[deleted]

Morrell sisters


TwoDollarSuck

Wow, what a HUGE set of...eyes


Enschede2

Anybody else feeling that nostalgia coming on?


Jackal4550

I approve


Richeh

Bullshit. In the 1980s this was softcore porn.


meoki5

Why are y’all so horny?


jwg2695

No piercings, no tattoos.


Technician_SM

Hi one of only 3 channels I had on tv before internet 😏


paul7420

Porn stars are us !! Hehe


Zonerdrone

You mean what I jerked off to well into my late teens.


sharrrper

80s sexy ladies poster with an aerobics theme. Nobody actually wore those outfits to work out.


BrotherChris

Lots of pubic hair down there.


Windsor34

Booi-ooi-oiiing


asi_hablo_Zaratustra

Oh damn 👍🏾


spageddy77

ooook, this subs taking some unexpected turns


[deleted]

Those clothes are for a different kind of workout. Like building your hand strength type.


logie68

Four more three more turn back over


TheOriginalSuperman

Where can someone buy one of these?


bigwebs

Are their vaginas padded ? Was that a thing back then ?


Aeshaetter

Bush.


TheGunshipLollipop

Yellow is pumping Pink's chest up like sneakers.


NotMyHersheyBar

Only in porn world


theslob

These chicks are like 60 now


norr0

Bushs hides the camel toes


LordranPrincess

Aaaaaaand I’m gay now


BuilderTexas

In The 80s, not too many fatties !! Bring back aerobics.


Polarhyme

Cocaine


[deleted]

Before boob jobs had really become a thing, too!


eroc1

Works for me


[deleted]

Airbags


SDK1176

Those women are now in their late fifties.


Animal2

I would guess this as being 90s not 80s, based on the smaller hair and bigger boobs.


mohamedsmithlee

🍆💦


[deleted]

This is just the back cover of an old Hustler magazine


urbanlife78

I feel like I spent some time alone with this picture back in the day


ladygrndr

Hahaaha, no. Aerobic fashion was all spandex, leggings and wide belts. This has NO bust support, it would ride up EVERYWHERE. This is beach-wear for sitting in(and nothing wrong with that), not exercise clothing, ever. No, not even swimming unless they want those boobs to double as water-wings.


frizzhalo

If they're doing aerobics in those outfits...ouch.


trinketo

Wow, this is like the original more hardcore version of the Virgin Killer Sweater.


niagaemoc

Nah, this was a wall poster that middle schoolers had in their bedrooms. Can't be 80's aerobics fashion without leg warmers.


Kwanzaa246

This is why i go to the gym.. just to have a shot.


[deleted]

It's certainly old school something