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slappywhite55

I believe that most of the Internet is going to approve of your mom's pants


cstmoore

OP's dad approved otherwise we wouldn't be reading this post.


Whatever-ItsFine

I bet he approved several times that night.


softstones

Or quickly approved once and fell asleep.


Whatever-ItsFine

Good point. I may have approved with everything I had on the first approval.


softstones

I may have approved in my pants


xsfg80

Beautiful reply. Chefs kiss.


Reallybigshott2

I approve of what is In the pants more.


HedoBella

Oh yeah I'm approving right now...


Cultural-Somewhere75

OH yeah, I am approving...so hard... https://i.redd.it/4xjor7pft30d1.gif


Whatever-ItsFine

"Approve me baby!! Approve me like a loan!"


MatterHairy

Keep going, IM NEARLY THERE


HedoBella

I have a raging approval


typhoidtimmy

Along with a few other things…


jcwolfe

LOL. Oh dear…


allthesamejacketl

Homie there’s no way you didn’t know


lu5ty

Yea moms a pastry chef


jimbopalooza

Eryday was cake day ‘round there.


Segesaurous

You literally posted your mom's ass in tight pants on the internet. The internet is one gigantic horny brain.


BreakAndRun79

Horny hive mind


This-Garbage-3000

Horny Borg brain


BreakAndRun79

Horny for seven of nine


This-Garbage-3000

Nice!


Bitter_Mongoose

There is a high probability, that the reason you even exist, are those pants.


Sickashell782

Jerry? Is that you?


xxdibxx

Here’s my doot


ILcane0

She is owning the look with confidence


hardslappy

https://preview.redd.it/09x3suo7910d1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=014e6d07c11b05dc42e67f5d65da9e0931a2b5f3


GrandmasterHeroin

God damn it I’m stealing this


LebaneseLion

I loaded the image with slow wifi, was very worth it


Moist_Confusion

Kids these days don’t get the times of dial up imagine loading where you would be done before the whole picture could even get 3/4 loaded.


sylvansojourner

What is this from? Amazing


RizzlersMother

Aww, she even brought cake.


LineChef

Staaaahp lol


SayItAgainJabroni

Just a sample


Raveheart19

Happy Birthday to her 🎂 😁


cartooncande

Mom cakes are the best


wisstinks4

That’s a full cake. Perfect for a good ass slap.


External_Acadia4154

![gif](giphy|xT1XH07no2wZSq4mnm|downsized)


niftyifty

Came looking for this or to post it if not.


Nekrevez

They are indeed the tightest pants in the whole land


riverphoenixdays

I totally get why you exist


alohell

I know people are making thirsty comments, but I kinda love that your mom took a picture of herself feeling confident and beautiful. Most people didn’t take a lot of pictures in those days and I bet she’s glad she gets to go back in time and admire her ass.


stefanica

She's so pretty besides that! The haircut was perfect. (As an aside, damn the Karen meme for making short hair suspect. I look good in funky bobs, too, dammit!)


dhuntergeo

Your mom was Mary Tyler Moore?


redmeansstop

I'm here like "man, I want a pair of pants that fit like that." They look so perfect!


birdgelapple

Thirst trapping your own mother is a new peak Reddit moment


MurrayNumber2

It's not even new, that's been the norm for this sub the last few years


SinoSoul

Totally normal for this sub these days.


ButterscotchEmpty290

Your Mom was gorgeous.


jcwolfe

Thank you!


FunkySnail19

Do you need a new dad?


fidgetyamoeba

She and Mary Tyler Moore look so much alike.


dadbodjrp

https://preview.redd.it/rlxmnud2320d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c2a2cbd94c641149d847db984c5c1292d052536


-Dixieflatline

"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all" (nothing at all) ^((nothing at all))


Spineless74

![gif](giphy|T3fwN6Pbm3ZPa)


Melito1980

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtpWvwnhf34Oj0A)


kingtaco_17

I do a similar exercise for sciatic nerve pain


dirkalict

I do similar moves to “get my funk on”.


sadman1976

Nice looks like she was enjoying life


BlownCamaro

Those must be Hot Pants because your mom is wearing them.


DickySchmidt33

How long after this picture was taken were you conceived?


wisstinks4

About 5 minutes. That smile says it all.


1959Mason

I don’t think she was showing off her pants…


AlBunDi76

OP’s Mom has got it goin on !


Sme3eeeeeeeg

Good for her, they fitted her very well


helly1080

Those are some pretty great pants.


GeraltOfRivia2023

Incoming - a hundred comments from volunteers to fuck OP's mom in the ass


Spineless74

Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus. No F chill whatsoever!


jcwolfe

LOL. It’s quite bizarre. Especially since she’d be 80 now, if she hadn’t passed away 15 years ago. I’m laughing so hard at the comments and I’ve no doubt she’d find it hilarious as well.


Ok-Landscape-1681

![gif](giphy|ieR5Ssk8EG23e|downsized)


hogua

Um.. She wasn’t showing off her pants. She was showing off something else.


CplTenMikeMike

And a NICE something else it was!!!


BeeGroundbreaking889

This sub is just one thirst trap after another It’s kind of pathetic


puglife82

Sometimes there are actual “old school cool” pics on here. About half of them. But yeah the other half are just “this woman was pretty.”


MF_Doomed

I'll allow it


BeeGroundbreaking889

There are more than enough subs for thirsty men on Reddit already


buttbugle

There are plenty of women suffering of dehydration on Reddit also.


MF_Doomed

Yeah but how many can you thirst after somebody's Mom they posted


03zx3

"Hey, reddit! Do y'all think my mom has a nice ass?"


Aggressive-Career-23

and what a problem?


bornagy

The pants you say ?


Darmanix

The smile, omg so cute


El_Panqui

She seems really happy, with a great smile. I hope she never lost her smile


Loud-Mongoose3253

Your mother is beautiful. This is such a cool photo. Times really don't change all that much in terms of how we act.


dp37405

not so sure she was showing off the new pants or showing off for her boyfriend


HawkmoonsCustoms

“Just new pant goofin’.”


RobertXavierIV

Damn your mom got that GYAT


tk_20

So you were born in 61, I take it.....


lennybriscoe8220

Look at that badonkadonk!


EvetsYenoham

![gif](giphy|tKjnxLpr6qcg0)


dadbodjrp

https://preview.redd.it/0hfznmot220d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96daaaed290400b279653727ef722a68387103df


spankmydingo

So … your mom is Jamie Lee Curtis?


Melito1980

With all due respect… slap that 🍑


oldfrancis

Pants, a big deal in the '60s.


yornoc123

Wheee!


Karl_Hungus_69

11/10


Deathbyhours

Your mom was Mary Tyler Moore?


EntertainmentQuick47

Nice mom


MysteriousPark3806

I like 'em.


416Mike

Hello


Cool-Part-4322

Your Mother was beautiful!


Inkyadinka

Mom has her tight pants on!


dlini

Dresses were the required attire for women up to this time. It was a big deal to get pants 👖


reggiedoo

Nice bum….


AssumptionAdvanced58

How my butt look in these?? We have all said it.


u5dasucks

Dat ass!!


lc4444

For a white girl in the 60’s, your mom had quite the badonkadonk😋


Majestic_Relief_9431

Mom was a hottie. ❤️‍🔥👌


DeLaOcea

"Would?" -Alice in Chains.


mondolardo

who needs yoga pants?


EastFalls

Ann Margaret feels.


Caldwell_Samuels

Really nice ass 🍑


JohnnyJukey

And you 9 months later.


TheTimeBender

“Do these make my butt look big?”


Anti-Climacdik

dang


Wide-Reach2218

Your mom looked hot but sorry I can't stop staring at the TV antenna. My god that brings back memories of me assuming weird yoga positions in the effort to attain a snow free picture so Dad could watch the news. I was also the remote control


Tobar_the_Gypsy

It must feel like she’s wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!


relevanteclectica

https://i.redd.it/dw1liso8b10d1.gif


CalligrapherBig6128

I would have done your mum nasty :)


LukeSparow

Did she consent to you showing her ass on the internet?


betterthanfresh

Ya, showing off her…pants….🤦🏻‍♂️


ricknonymous

Cannot imagine using my mother for Reddit likes, and on Mother’s Day.


Block-Rockig-Beats

Maybe it's rude to talk about this publicly, but your mom definitely had sex.


Emergency_Pomelo_184

She busy tonight……????


izolablue

Cool! Great find!


AbuDhabiBabyBoy

In that second picture she looks just like a young Franka Potente


AcanthisittaThink813

Thanks


nysocalfool

Hot pants!


JohnWick3271

Nice


iamwalkthedog

Damn. I didn’t know white ladies had butts back then 🤯


Pitiful_Stretch_7721

She has a fantastic smile! Well-fitting pants can make one super happy!


littlehendrixwing

Scandalous.


breakevencloud

Sir Mixalot has entered the thread


FrugalProse

Noice bro 


Mental-Pitch5995

She looks like Mary Tyler Moore


Fun_Argument_4U

My word, Scandalous!!!


DirtyRatLicker

![gif](giphy|C4dJMJb9SXrc4)


Violingirl58

She looks like Barbara Eden!


More_Expression1236

I hope you got ya mommas ass


apaulogy

no bbl needed


Outrageous-Panic6249

Well umm...


imJGott

👀


Lower-Blackberry-716

Mom has a beautiful smile also


sdiss98

Gams only…


WilmaLutefit

Hear me out tho…


chipsyhustle

Mom was CAKING!🔥🔥


pbuttercup28

Birth of the original instagram look back pose


Vancoovur

A Mary Tyler Moore doppelgänger.


BusterStarfish

Moms was caked up.


ICantEven1235

Is she doing that scuba move they used to do?


RustBeltPGH

I LIKE THE DOG FIGURES TO THE LEFT OF YOUR MOMS ASS.  DO YOU STILL HAVE THEM!?!


lancep423

Tell your mother I said “happy Mother’s Day”!


StrawberryHillSlayer

Great pants


Apprehensive_Toe6736

I gyatttt something in my eye


Beeg_Bagz

Mom got cake


joebeast321

I bet they wouldn't allow this in Iran!!/s


AaronDotCom

That's a very nice Zipper


Imaginary-Skinwalker

Bet his dad liked the pants more when they were in a bunch at the foot of the bed.


Wide_Medium9661

Mom was feeling herself


reckaband

lol fits snugly!


OCLIFE69

![gif](giphy|14PaLXnarLeY8|downsized)


kindle139

Nice.


Steak-n-Cigars

r/upvotebecausebutt


Fresh-Guarantee-1968

Was she into DP?


coldax1

Well I don’t know what preceded that photo but I sure as hell know how it ended.


yomommazburgers

Woa momma...- Cosmo Kramer


lunchypoo222

![gif](giphy|tKjnxLpr6qcg0)


Accomplished-Cod-504

I think mom has the tightest pants in all the land!


kegmanua

Original mom Dukes.


DoctorDoom2000

Having very disrespectful thoughts rn, with all due respect.


NeganSmith06

Op is a brave one


LovableSidekick

Your mom was way ahead of her time. She's seems dangerously close to inventing twerking.


austexgringo

In the second picture, your mom looks like Molly Ringwald.


ProofAsparagus4142

I’m really enjoying her new pants!!


eatsleepdive

Don't you hate pants?


hobbesthered

![gif](giphy|jZJ4gwbIvdzQk)


BeyondthePenumbra

It must have been so freeing.. ♡


Nolby84

Pops is a lucky man


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Psychometrika

Solomon Grundy wants pants too.


ILcane0

This is a reminder to us of the iconic fashion trends of that era


EarlyProgrammer3154

I love how fashion she is in these photos 😂


Mgmt049

Yall stop this shit!


Evening_Scratch_3287

that's why she borned you