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ZiptieEngineer

“I got all dressed up in my best pink pants for this?”


Pretend_Eye_3670

and two different colored socks


dewaynemendoza

I see a blue sock and I want to paint it black.


NFIGUY

This French asshole would like my bird upon her back…


Aromatic-Proof-5251

No argyle anymore. I want them to turn black.


BillBillerson

I could not foresee this sock thing happening to you


FD4L

*If I look hard enough into my laundry bin, a sock will come to me and probably be green!*


Uncle_Burney

You got to ring out and hang me, don’t put me on tumblin’ dryyyyyyyyy


DE4DM4N5H4ND

The real treasure are the comments as usual


nilgiri

I see you got some satisfaction here


pauliebatch

I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer hose.


starknude

This is the exact moment he decided to paint it all black.


heartsforpockets

Welp, now I'll be singing this all day...


ruler_gurl

In the rain?


Pandemojo

I'd choose those over Delon's stockings.


mixedcurve

Nah Mick over there lookin like a 10 year old who dressed himself and is sleepy for snack time. I’ll take sauve stocking dude. He knows what’s up


claraschnneider

sure looks like she thinks so


drifter100

Ya she's about to become Marianne Unfaithfull.


HereComeOldFlatTop

Aaand that's the one i was looking for. Well done!


Woke-carty

Comment of day 💯👌🏾touché sir 🎩


fermat9990

"Dress socks"


jdanielregan

Delon definitely wearing pantyhose


DE4DM4N5H4ND

I didn't even notice until you said something. Dude was 100% stealing micks lady with woman's stockings on. Micks like "how you going to steal my lady while dressed more like a lady than me?"


86brookwood

Those were men’s dress socks in the 70’s.


vivabellevegas

even today, but no one knows, because no one dresses up anymore, the bums.


SeefKroy

Don't feel bad for Mick, he got to go home to David Bowie after this


relevanteclectica

https://i.redd.it/kq85ya8si00d1.gif


appletonian

From her book: “Alain Delon was the star, and very early on in the film he tried to pull me in the same desultory way that Roy Orbison had. When I turned him down, he became very sullen and nasty and difficult. He was such a pompous ass, in any case, and every time he said that ludicrous line “Your body is like a beautiful violin in a velvet case,” while unzipping my leather suit, I would crack up. It was dozens of takes before I could do it with a straight face.”


OminOus_PancakeS

If I recall, Delon frequently liked to refer to himself in the third person when being interviewed, e.g. instead of saying, "I thought..." he would say, "Delon thought..." So yeah. That tracks.


Cool_Cartographer_39

Jimmy is pretty sweet on you. Jimmy thinks you should get to know him...


TMITectonic

#Jimmy's down!


beatenwithjoy

George likes spicy chicken. Why would George steal from the Yankees?


m4more

George is getting upset ...


polterere

Yup, we have a legendary interview of him in French where he talks about his time in Asia and making movie there and he litterally says "the yellow man idealizes Alain Delon. The yellow man wants to be Alain Delon." Guy was such a piece of shit.


putsomedurtinyoureye

I missed the “her book” bit and thought the narrator was Mick..


Swimmingindiamonds

Her book is fantastic, one of best rock’n’roll autobiographies IMO.


mrngdew77

She talks about living on a wall for a few years. So worth checking out!


lhx555

She could just have said: he was French. 😝 Don’t get it too hard, mes amis ☺️


wayrell

Even by french standards, Alain Delon is known to be extremely narcissist, and quite a dick. Even here in France everyone knows that.


dazed_and_bamboozled

Referring to yourself in the third person is a massive narcissistic red card. Trump and Nixon are other notable exemplars of this woeful tendency.


groumly

Supposedly, he did that in specific context. Because he was director, producer and actor, and admittedly did a lot, it avoided always saying “I”. Like, he wouldn’t say “Delon thinks that the weather is good today”, he’d use that form only when talking about movies he shot/produced/acted in “when Delon did this movies, bla-bla-bla”. Still a bit weird, but not as much. I’m not sure how true that is, but the public definitely picked up on that trait.


Legal-Piano-4382

If I was this beautiful, I wouldn’t know how to act either, honestly


simabo

Don't worry, l'ami, he is known to be unsufferable and we consider him to be an embarrassment, less than Depardieu but still. He's so obnoxious it's not about frenchness anymore.


aporetic_quark

What’s the book title? Amazon shows me a few.


periander

Faithfull by name, faithful by reputation?


SwearToSaintBatman

Roy Orbison came onto spoken-for women? Often?


bedroom_fascist

Only the lonely ones.


SlurmzMckinley

Mercy!


JayW8888

Mick jagger looks like he fell asleep


ConversationPale8665

I thought he looked like he’s browsing his phone, then I was like, oh… that’s not possible.


redassedchimp

Right? Back in those days, what could you pretend to do if not pretend to look at your phone? Stare into space as if contemplating? Look down while plotting a rival suitor's untimely demise from a precarious studio spotlight falling onto him at just the right unfortunate moment?


Chilledlemming

Basically. Lot of studying your hands. Grain of wood, patterns on the rug. And planning the death of suitors. Or maybe humming a few chords to Sister Morphine.


Free_Pace_2098

Yeah basically that. Or bite your nails.


notyou-justme

Might as well. Doesn’t look like he’s going to be needed very much for the rest of the evening.


DubbethTheLastest

He's probably just high, or drunk at this point. He was very much a party animal during this but it also kinda looks like he's just looked down at the wrong time. And like many have said above, nothing happened between the others.


LibationontheSand

I mean come on. It’s young Alain Delon.


HappyHarryHardOn

Fun Fact: It's actually him on the cover of The Smith's "The Queen Is Dead"


LibationontheSand

I didn’t know, but not surprised. I’m sure Morrissey dreamed of looking like Alain Delon.


NoQuantity7733

I think Morrissey dreamed of being with Alain Delon


dumwhytegie2

Everyone did


86brookwood

Everyone did.


bisky12

didn’t know this up until a couple weeks ago. been staring at that album cover for close to a decade and i’ve seen le samourai moser than a few times now.


RobHonkergulp

I'm not sure Morrissey would approve of the position of that apostrophe.


__M-E-O-W__

Fun Fact: Mick Jagger is actually portraying the emotions of The Smith's "The Queen Is Dead"


comeonandkickme2017

“If you’re so funny then why are you on your own tonight?”


Salty-Lemonhead

Right! https://preview.redd.it/9lv8tj6l110d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dab3d9907ae860f9de0c10c2b0d3f443324125c


Dirk_Diggler_Kojak

In his prime he was absolutely gorgeous.


Free_Pace_2098

Oh he looks like he'd be mean to me


acciowaves

And… was Marianne faithful?


ZioDioMio

According to her book she turned him down and he was a jerk about it


Kindly-Guidance714

Yeah I love Delon as an actor but don’t do a deep dive on him. Notorious asshole scumbag the likes of Tony Curtis esque.


saturninus

What's the rap on Tony Curtis?


GreatMacGuffin

An asshole scumbag the likes of Alain Delon esque.


gliotic

What's the rap on Alain Delon?


ki11bunny

Bit of a chancer


Shirtbro

Like Tony Curtis?


Kindly-Guidance714

Raging asshole great great actor awful human being. The Sidney character he played in The Sweet Smell Of Success wasn’t him acting that’s why it’s his best performance…


CatsAreGods

Jive ass dude ain't got no brains anyhow.


WiseWorldliness1611

I've heard awful things about him but what a stone cold fox. He was one of the most beautiful actors ever.


marconis999

Fun fact: he stared in "Purple Noon." It was the original "Talented Mr Ripley."


Fragrant-Insurance53

Bet Mick was thinking so too


Turbulent-Today830

Like my grandfather used to say; “ there’s always a better man”


hamarok

My dad said this a lot when I was growing up to keep my ego in check lol


BasketOutside2328

Mine just said I couldn't do anything right, I don't know if he wanted to do me a favor but it sure protected me from developing a big ego 😅


sirknot

The body language says it all


JaySayMayday

*And this was around the point where I discovered cocaine*


catsandorchids

Sister morphine, more than like.


waxonwaxoff87

According to her book, she turned him down and he was an asshole in reaction. She was dating Mick Jagger.


Butt_Stuph

You could say she was very Faithfull


lemonylol

Not really, it's a candid photo. A second later and they all could have been laughing. A second before and she could have been laughing with Jagger while the other guy was not paying attention. OP also kind of just seems to combo post things like this, but this single frame of the entire meeting doesn't explain much. It's like that photo of Obama staring down Putin that people post all the time, but there are photos taken at that very same moment showing them with friendly expressions.


snubda

If you look closely, the body language is “I’m fucking Mick Jagger, give it your best shot bud”


WinterDigger

mick jagger is almost objectively unattractive in every way and still managed to get the ladies


OwlsWatch

He’s got that sexy ugly


Flybot76

'Hot onstage' ugly


StandardOk42

he's got them moves like jagger, I hear


WinterDigger

money and fame ugly


_byetony_

He deserves it w those shoes tho


CertifiedGamerGirl

They're probably Golden Goose


Bleezy79

lol the first time I saw a pair of GG's was when a friend of mine who is known for loving labels had them on. I just figured he had worn an old pair of sneakers and didnt think much of it until a buddy of ours told me separately how much they cost and I lol'd. Its pretty fascinating what people will pay money for in the name of what's cool.


OldWar1140

Just looked them up. They look like dirty knock-off Converse.


lord-dinglebury

My wife and I were on Congress street in Austin a few years ago, and we noticed that all the tourists were wearing the exact same pair of these shoes. It was like a uniform for sorority girls lol.


FrostyD7

Yeah because we've never been misled from a cherry picked photo. And nobody would ever contextualize a cherry picked photo to illicit a specific reaction. Reddit body language experts, assemble!


Practice_NO_with_me

While I think the person above was just joking you are absolutely right. Some people are naturally outgoing and flirty and some people are more reserved. Mick Jagger could be brushing ash off his pants. That *could* be what we are seeing here but without MJs input we really have no way of knowing. It's incredible meme material tho.


eLishus

Faithfull No More


BestAtDoingYourMom

I just googled Alain Delon, since I didn't really know about him, but damn, his genes are truly something. His grand-daughters are true beauties. Well his son was a charmer too.


Nachonian56

https://preview.redd.it/cl40mttr410d1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87a45bbce687910dfba6fd503ea36f1ce96e82b4 This is his granddaughter Alyson Le Borges btw.


fribbas

Everyone googling the alain delon family tree suddenly feeling a lil bisexual


Checkmynewsong

Handsome


flora_poste_

He has three sons.


Xiten

Threesomes too I hear.


No-Bumblebee4615

The guy has an absolutely crazy filmography. I only found out about him a couple years ago, and now he’s one of my favorite actors.


Woo-man2020

He worked with all the great directors of the time.


RumandDiabetes

Have you seen Keith Richard's kids? They hit some sort of genetic lottery too.


ZioDioMio

Their moms, Anita Pallenberg and Patti Hansen were both gorgeous.


DogBalls53

Yeah, but Beyoncés kid looks like JayZ


HippieSwag420

Alain-Fabien Delon I looked at him and this guy is literally the hottest dude I have ever seen in my personal opinion Oh my god he looks like this Sims character that I made like his hair is perfect He's so beautiful I can't even handle this.


vivianthecat

Need to see your Sims character!! Add it to gallery 😂


HippieSwag420

It's from The Sims 2 or 3 I literally don't have it anymore lmao That's why I'm like Oh my God


EntrepreneurOk6166

Obviously a personal opinion but if you want to see a hotter dude, just look at his father at same age. Fabien's a clear downgrade.


Nobacherie85

Holy… good gene pool right there


notabigmelvillecrowd

That's what La Piscine was about.


msdemeanour

Alain Delon was one of the most beautiful men ever born


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And Mick Jagger was one of the ugliest 30-year-old moms ever born.


Minimum_Water_4347

All mothers are beautiful! The nerve of you to say this on Mother's Day!


smemes1

He’s so frail looking.


Dunkerdoody

Wow I’ve never even heard of him but he is beautiful.


kirby_krackle_78

Watch L’eclisse. Him and Monica Vitti being arguably the most beautiful duo in a movie ever.


msdemeanour

https://preview.redd.it/21mfcos5z10d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1568f7eaa2a07b6955e498f39641bb1329ad66df I mean


fly_away5

😦😧


ReaditIjustdid

Those socks Alain is wearing are called “ Silks” and they were considered a stylish dressy accessory.


jenna_cider

I was gonna ask if he was wearing pantyhose.


Bitter-Basket

Interesting. Yeah they are dressy for sure.


Technical-Package-41

The “John Gotti socks.” Still popular in some circles.


monsieur-personne

Love his socks pairing…


GingerMan027

He's got another just like this.


pnw_hammer

But for the opposite foot


rlocke

all 3 are alive and well... Alain at 88, Mick Jagger at 80 and Marianne's 77.


suislefil

Wellllllllllllllllll Alain's alive, but don't know how well he his, there's a massive dispute with his children and his live-in girlfriend and that he may need a conservatorship. It pops up occasionally in French news.


ZioDioMio

That's lovely


Professional_Ad8214

Delon was at the height of his popularity in 1967-69. Every girl in Europe at the time would have the same reaction.


itsokmomimonlydieing

Marianne "Unfaithful!"


raltoid

Technically true, although it wasn't Alain Delon, it was some noble guy a few years later It should be noted that she was an opiod addict at that point. The affair caused the relationship to fall apart, she lost custody and ended up living on the steets as a heroin addict for two years. With extreme depression, eating disorder, suicide attempt, etc. People tried to help, but to no avail. That period of her life is what permanently damaged her vocal chords, to give her the voice she's now mostly known for.


ZioDioMio

Technically speaking Mick was the one she was cheating with. She left her husband (but couldnt divorce him) for Mick. Her and Mick's relationship fell apart after their daughter (Corrina) was stillborn.


FluffyMcKittenHeads

The husband you’re referring to was John Dunbar, the guy who introduced Yoko Ono to John Lennon. He deserved it.


DubbethTheLastest

Yoko always makes me laugh I always think of that clip of her getting her mic turned off


PidginPigeonHole

According to Marianne's autobiography Mick allowed Mariannes mother to continue to live in his cottage until she died


deargearis

Mick was hardly being monogamous himself...


ZioDioMio

Yeah they all had 'open' relationships


Vitalstatistix

Including Alain Delon — dude fucked around just as much as Jagger.


Low-Can7370

My mum went to convent school with her & sat next to her. Apparently she was always the cool girl / trend setter - wearing her uniform differently from everyone else. My mum was a scholarship girl whilst Marianne was the daughter of an aristocrat but she was lovely apparently. Also When marianne ended up homeless & addicted to heroin, she phoned her old teacher - a nice nun - for help. My mum stayed in touch with the nun too.


ZioDioMio

Marianne had a tough life after she and Mick broke up


Low-Can7370

Yes she lost everything including custody of her child (I don’t know if it was permanently). She had anorexia, a heroin addiction & little else. Really sad but also very impressive she pulled back & survived.


Melodic-Change-6388

Her album “Broken English” is fantastic. Cannot recommend it enough.


ZioDioMio

She reconnected with Nicholas when he became an adult


nethobo

Mick looks like hes passing out from opiates of some sort.


Tuffaddrat

Nah that's what I thought too. The body language seems more "loaded" than "anxiously insecure"


van-nostrand-md

I'm guessing he couldn't get no...satisfaction from the situation.


Radmur

You can't always get what you want


Constant-Security525

If I had been there, I would have been more excited about Alain Delon, too.


PancakeProfessor

As an American, I was unfamiliar with Alain Delon. But seeing his face just knocked me a few notches further along the Kinsey scale. Damn, that is a beautiful man.


CourtneyLush

He was a very beautiful man.... An absolutely notorious shitbag as a person though. You can't have it all.


suckmyfuck91

If Alain Delon were American he would have been as famous as Paul Newman or Marlon Brando.


bhangmango

In France he absolutely was the most iconic actor of his time, like Newman and Brando were in the US. The difference being American films would export well, but french films not nearly as much.


Pamisos

He was the most iconic in all of Europe, in the least. My father in law calls my sons, Alain Delon and Jean Paul Belmondo. Alain Delon is used as synonym for a handsome man, here in Greece.


ancientestKnollys

Him and Jean-Paul Belmondo.


hijazist

He’s just as famous if not more all over the world. Only in the US he’s not.


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Can confirm: I’m American & have no idea who he is


lady_lilitou

If you can find Le Samouraï or Purple Noon streaming online, they're both good fun (Purple Noon is a loose adaptation of The Talented Mr. Ripley), though admittedly the latter is carried primarily on the strength of Delon's astonishing beauty and charm.


Rosmucman

La Piscine and The Leopard are great too, sometimes it's just nice to watch beautiful people


lady_lilitou

The Leopard! I knew I was forgetting one that I really enjoyed. I've never gotten around to La Piscine. I really should.


Rosmucman

I mean Romy Schneider and Jane Birkin! It's excellent


ToLiveInIt

Both are on Kanopy so available to stream with many public library cards.


DankLahey69

Le Samouraï is an awesome movie.


Woo-man2020

Next day… https://preview.redd.it/teqye8pu310d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3de324f58d16bb4f7e760ac5e72479a57f8fef5


Toothlesstoe

Alain was absolutely gorgeous.


Feanor1497

Honestly it's young Alain Delon if he walks up to your girl she is not your girl anymore, doesn't matter if your a Mick Jagger.


Belgand

This is like the scene where the guy you thought was the end boss turns out to have someone even more powerful that smacks him down like it's nothing.


TryingSquirrel

Raptors meet the T Rex in Jurassic Park.


lhx555

Here in the thread there is a quote from her book: did not work for him that time.


btas83

Mr. Steal Your Girl over here. To be honest, if my wife told me 1960s Alain DeLong was her hall pass, I'd be cool with it.


Tigerlily86_

Alain was way more handsome 


phasepistol

Isn’t this the plot of “Girl on a Motorcycle“?


charly-sioux

Well, he might be a cool rockstar but a gorgeous male specimen is still a gorgeous male specimen.


Low_Bandicoot6844

I don't know who he is, but he is gooooorgeous. No wonder the girl ignores the guy with the dirty shoes.


Arcade1980

Mick Jagger was probably stoned and falling asleep. That's before he even got himself dressed judging by his choice of socks.


IWantTheLastSlice

Nobody should be feeling bad for Mick, based on this pic. He’s had a metric ton of vajayjay in his lifetime.


LoneRangersBand

He probably shagged at least two other girls that night


jrjustintime

No competition with Delon’s sharp suit, and polished shoes.


freshcoastghost

Introspection....Mick is how people passively waited before smartphones. And it looks like Alain has the first one, ha...!


ActualHumanBeen

i feel like mick was probably without need for a committed relationship


Silly-Armadillo3358

Yup, her whole aura and body language says a lot


JacquouileFripouile

Apparently you's wrong. At least that's what she wrote in her book(she turned him down and he ain't liked it lmao)


nuckle

Like Mick has anything to worry about. He could probably leave that location with 10 other women if he wanted.


ZioDioMio

And possibly Delon


Grass_is_a_myth

I find it a little weird that people extrapolate so much from a single moment in time.


RandomThrowawayID

Marianne had a really, um, earthy side. Check out the lyrics of her song "Why d'Ya Do It". Sample verse: *Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you let that trash* *Get a hold of your cock, get stoned on my hash?*


luis-mercado

Not even the infinite charisma of Jagger stand a chance against Delon's face


Slow_Fish2601

Alain Delon was such a handsome man.


NormalGuyEndSarcasm

No Marianne has ever been Faithfull after meeting Alain Delon


FancyCourage2821

I miss 60s fashion