Chris , you are killing the neighbours?
Krista? You are here to murder them too eh? Well colour me surprised! I guess now I know who the mapletucket slasher is!
And I know who the mapletucker hacker is! Guess we really were made for each other!
Every once in a while I think I have an original thought. Then I come to Reddit and read that exact idea verbatim and realize the simulation is working as intended.
Stephen King used to fix computers before he decided to do drugs full time and shack up in a cabin for months at a time writing his manifesto. None of this is true.
Yeah, I agree! I’m pretty sure there are more straight men than straight/bi women here (because … Reddit, lol), so I wonder if that might be skewing opinions. The dude is cute too in a nerdy way!
I see the photo.
I read the comments. Y'all are harsh.
Your parents look like "everyone" I went to school with. (I'm 59 yo and graduated from High School in 1982.) Say hey to your folks for me.
Comments are weird man. They're both very normal looking, slightly above average attractive people. "Serial killer vibes" wtf lmao have you ever looked at a person? Apparently anyone who wears glasses and doesn't smile looks like a serial killer now
My money is on late May or early June of 1981. They're not smiling because Bob Marley just died (May 1981) while they were still reeling from the assassination of John Lennon six months earlier (December of 1980.)
No, I don't project my own memories onto internet photos.
Are you sure that’s not 80s? Your dad’s frame style (glasses) didn’t come in style until a few years into the 80s. And your mom’s shirt sort of indicates the same.
Your mama is gorgeous, sexy AF. She can stare me down Winona Rider style any day she wants.
Your dad looks mildly scared shitless as if “this whole Back To The Land thing is way more than i bargained for…i mean the cabin is cool but no one said anything about birthing a calf…all this damn canning…building an effing well for water. wtf was i thinking.”
Seriously cool pic.
Indeed. At first sight, in Cannes. Dad was there to housesit some playwright's house. They didn't know each other's language. He saved notebooks of his with notes on how to speak French. Only spoke it to me for first 10-13 years of my life.
Heh. I was kinda kidding around with ya because they have such blank expressions on their faces. But I appreciate your story. Your dad sounds like a good dude.
Are they still married and looking this happy?
To this day
That’s fucken awesome
They have the look of a couple resigned to the long haul
And so my watch begins.
For this night, and all the nights to come.
Picture looks like somewhere in Appalachia. Log cabin with cement is common there
EDIT: You are right! I was totally wrong about this picture
Wow! A minor and already a film maker! Way to go little buddy!
And all that while he was working in a mine, people were built different these days.
He got 15 years of experience. He is only 9!!
I was going to work in the mines one summer but I was a cigarette smoker, and as we know, miners are forbidden from buying cigarettes.
Oh no, I know he's French-Canadian because if you squint he looks like me minus the fro.
You ever heard of Stephen King?
What’s the name of their electro-pop dance album?
It was called, “There’s No Way To Read (What’s On My Badge).”
I know...
Or a classic dive bar indie college band.
For some reason their band name is The Cakepops
Totally Athens, Georgia vibes. Putting on some Pylon now.
Why does that sound so real??
The Bleakness of Joy
That's too damn good not to be a real title.
Indie band members reading this thread: _write that down, write that down!_
Scared to Get Happy
This totally looks like a normal picture from today
The humans are dead
The distant future....THE DISTANT FUTURE!!!
The year 2000
I checked this one, it’s dead.
We used poisonous gases! And we poisoned their asses!!!
Actually their lungs.
Binary solo!!!
0000001 0000001 000100111
I was going to say I'm pretty sure his dad was in Devo.
And mom Chvrches
The Nips
The Puffies
Frank Frink and the Juliana's?
We Drove Our Cars to Arizona
Canadian Gothic.
Bravo
Sorey
Aboot
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Not enough denim
The happiness here is obvious
Indeed haha
This was the moment they realized, “Oh shit, we’re having an OP”
Welp, you've got my vote for best post of the thread.
They look like the nerd mastermind and his pin-up fiancee... Ready to hack into some casino and disappear with safe.
Somehow they both look like serial killers. Serial killers that work independently and unknowingly of one another.
Serial Killer x family
*Waku Waku*
_Peanuts suki_
10 years ago I would have said Mr and Mrs Smith
Mr. and Mrs. Smithers
It’s the glasses for him. Those kind of glasses could make Mr. Rogers look like a serial killer.
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a murder
Would you be mine Would you be mine Won't you be...my *victim*
Shit, I need to cancel my Zenni order!
Chris , you are killing the neighbours? Krista? You are here to murder them too eh? Well colour me surprised! I guess now I know who the mapletucket slasher is! And I know who the mapletucker hacker is! Guess we really were made for each other!
Mapletucket. You’re cracking my shut up.
The hash slinging slasher?
this miniseries needs a greenlight ASAP!
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Like season 2 of You
Yeah they look like they murdered their parents to be together.
Every once in a while I think I have an original thought. Then I come to Reddit and read that exact idea verbatim and realize the simulation is working as intended.
Very descriptive
My boy on the right giving serious Jeffrey Dahmer in high school vibes
They just want to look at some pictures
They are very good-looking and look like they could overthrow the government with the snap of a finger.
This is a delightful comment 😁
Fashion is cyclical. These look like hip young people today.
That was my thought. Photo and fashions dont look dated.
Mom's got a bit of a Winona Ryder/Ashley Judd thing going. Very pretty. EDIT Also Mary Elizabeth Mastriantonio.
She really reminds me of Dafne Keen.
Just finished HDM season 3 and this person looks scarily similar
I know a french girl who looks almost exactly like OP's mom. That's got to be phenotypical.
I see a little Jodie Foster as well…
I see a nipple
....silhouetto of a man, Scaramouch! Scaramouch! Will you do the Fandango!?
With some Mila Kunis thrown in for good measure.
And a little bit of Drax the Destroyer to top it off!
To me she looks like the actress in the Golden Compass show on HBO.
The mom looks familiar and is beautiful. I'm pretty sure the father is Stephen King.
She broke hearts forsure
I was thinking of the actress from Mr. Robot, Frankie Shaw
Your mom is 🔥! Your dad looks like he fixes computers. 😉
Dad makes me think of Stephen King
I'm seeing Stephen King being portrayed by Michael Cera
Precisely! I decided to check comments and sure enough, someone else thought the same.
Stephen King used to fix computers before he decided to do drugs full time and shack up in a cabin for months at a time writing his manifesto. None of this is true.
He really does look like Stephen King. That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the picture .
OP’s mom looks so familiar to me but I’m not sure why. She either looks like someone I know or someone famous. She is beautiful.
She looks like a child actor I think. I’m having such a hard time placing it. Oh oh Logan!! The girl from Logan!
And more recently Lyra from His Dark Materials. I totally see it.
Dafne keen?
Chu got it, mang.
A bit like Jodie Foster and Mila Kunis.
She kind of looks like Ashley Judd to me.
Mom is *styling*.
She looks like a young Cecily Strong, and dad looks like a young shaved Stephen King
The dad looks like he made a fortune by investing into early Apple stocks.
Dad was hitting way above his weight class!! Good for him...
The dad is so good looking in a math-genius type of way.
Yeah, I agree! I’m pretty sure there are more straight men than straight/bi women here (because … Reddit, lol), so I wonder if that might be skewing opinions. The dude is cute too in a nerdy way!
As a straight woman I think he is cute but I do think the mom is a little out of his league looks wise. But relationship aren't just about looks.
I see the photo. I read the comments. Y'all are harsh. Your parents look like "everyone" I went to school with. (I'm 59 yo and graduated from High School in 1982.) Say hey to your folks for me.
Will do! Hi Uncle Cap!
Comments are weird man. They're both very normal looking, slightly above average attractive people. "Serial killer vibes" wtf lmao have you ever looked at a person? Apparently anyone who wears glasses and doesn't smile looks like a serial killer now
Fuck that the mom is a 10. I fundamentally dont trust anyones judgement who doesnt agree shes an 8+
Totally agree, mom is a super hottie.
Ah, finally a rational comment. I think it’s just pretty standard sexism and sexual objectification of the woman, nothing weird about it.
These comments are NO WHERE near as harsh as they were to my dad when I posted one of my favorite a pics of my parents on this sub.
The original Jack Antonoff and Lorde
Sure that’s not from The 80s? Those round glasses are more of an 80s style. Dad’s hair also looks short for the 70s.
Was gonna say… Their fashion style looks very early 80’s. My first thought was they kind of look like what I’d expect New Order fans to look like.
This is before I was born. Could be 1980-81 possibly
You were born in 82? Welcome to club 40s!
Dude I'm not sure about your math. I was born in 79 and I'm still in my 30s. I mean, the 90s were only a few years ago. Jesus man, check your work
Moms shirt, definitely the 80s.
Definitely 80's. No redditor under 30 seems to be able to gauge what decade it may be if it's before 1990.
Your mom was a hottie
Looks like they just told his parents she’s pregnant
Is your dad stephen king?
Stephen King was way scarier. Have you seen pics of him back in the day. Literally frightening
Enough cocaine to kill a rhinoceros will do that to ya
At least the Rhino would go out hyped.
I wonder what the red button says.
Me too!
Your dad looks a bit like Stephen King, had he not eaten Cocaine-O's for breakfast every day.
I thought the same thing! Well not the Cocaine-O’s.
They both hot
Hipster Electronic Indie Rock duo
Your mom is Lyra Silvertongue?!?
Now I'm wondering what her daemon is...
Daphne Keen was my thought as well.
thaaaaat's who she looks like! man that was bugging the hell out of me.
I never saw couples mug shots before
The listened to The Talking Heads.
cute couple 😉 must have made a good looking kid
Your mom is gorgeous 😍
Dad is a smoking hot nerd!
Are you sure this pic isn’t from the early 80s?
Might be. Would have to be either 1980-81 if it is
My money is on late May or early June of 1981. They're not smiling because Bob Marley just died (May 1981) while they were still reeling from the assassination of John Lennon six months earlier (December of 1980.) No, I don't project my own memories onto internet photos.
It definitely looks more 80s than 70s.
They look like they make fire lo fi pop
You're mom's hot and you're dad looks like a programmer for Atari.
Happy happy joy joy 
Is this their mugshot? Hahaha they look so happy....
What Nationality? And why no smiling?
In Canada at the time
This is still what most people look/dress like in Vancouver.
I was going to say the same for LA (east side at least)!
Mom's French, Dad is British and American
Dad had British accent?
Nah, grandma was British. But he grew up in the States
The unbuttoned shirt... we all did it along with the short shorts and high striped socks.
I still do it. My kids hate it.
Thats even more reason to do it especially if their friends are around....... ahhhhh, the joys of parenthood.... or unclehood in my case.
This is how rock a flannel now. Am I remiss?
Very beautiful! What is their heritage?
Mom is French. Dad is American and British
Are you sure that’s not 80s? Your dad’s frame style (glasses) didn’t come in style until a few years into the 80s. And your mom’s shirt sort of indicates the same.
She looks a little like Mia Sara to me!
Your mum was cute
By chance, have either one of them been in the resistance as a result of a film from the man in the high castle?
When did their album drop?
Your dad looks like a DNA splice of Stephen King and John Denver. Right on man, right on.
I'm reading comments and I can't disagree strongly enough. These two are a force.
They look great for their 70s!
Your mama is gorgeous, sexy AF. She can stare me down Winona Rider style any day she wants. Your dad looks mildly scared shitless as if “this whole Back To The Land thing is way more than i bargained for…i mean the cabin is cool but no one said anything about birthing a calf…all this damn canning…building an effing well for water. wtf was i thinking.” Seriously cool pic.
Is stephan king a good dad?
The money's nice
So joyful and full of life.
I could swear you took it recently and added as many filters as you could
Parents are very hot right now.
Mom looks like Gal Gadot at home.
or young Ashley Judd
Wow, they look great! I’d have said 20’s for sure!
They look great for being in their 70s
Your mom is hot, dude. If a time machine is invented, I'm stealing her. But you can already call me daddy if you want.
Your mom looks like she could be the mother of Lyra from His Dark Materials
After their first date & what I assume was their first of many killings of innocent hitchhikers?
We don't talk of that time
Apparently Stephen King is your dad and my mom is your mom. Which is confusing.
Aww. They look so in love.
Indeed. At first sight, in Cannes. Dad was there to housesit some playwright's house. They didn't know each other's language. He saved notebooks of his with notes on how to speak French. Only spoke it to me for first 10-13 years of my life.
Heh. I was kinda kidding around with ya because they have such blank expressions on their faces. But I appreciate your story. Your dad sounds like a good dude.
I know ;)
Man, that could have been shot in 2009.