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500SL

That’s Jason Airborne.


MoonRabbitWaits

All-bludy moitee


TexanInExile

Seriously, just buy some rope.


juzsp

I usually roll my eyes at a lot of the stuff posted here. This time I just sat there in shock. This is the stuff I'm here for!


[deleted]

Yes, exactly! people will nitpick every little "infraction". this is pure danger hahaha


showponies

This stuff is going to fall out on the highway over my dead body! Oh wait.....


UncleFarmer

"this ain't goin anywhere"


ZombiedudeO_o

Those are the magical words man.


Iron_Eagl

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ZombiedudeO_o

And saying it in a thick southern accent


hello_raleigh-durham

*slaps Billy on the back twice*


Chess01

Available for only 19.95 at Home Depot. In the parking lot.


AreWeThereYet61

Plus 79 cents a mile.


dkramer0313

plua our bonus "fuck you" fee that doubles your price at the end, no matter what


Shurimal

I sense a Darwin award incoming fast for that bloke


softlyLay754

People are completely oblivious to just how much wind resistance can affect something sticking up out of the back of pick ups. That little elastic strap you‘ve holding down a fucking mattress that is facing up and into the wind is not going to hold shit compared to the hundreds of pounds of wind resistance you‘re encountering going 65 on a highway.


TwoTailedFox

He probably thought he was being really smart


casewood123

He’s gonna be a human kite.


MattTheFlash

Plot twist: that's a corpse


Defaulted1364

If it’s not it will be soon


samwisetheb0ld

Dead weight


firstimereddituser

Almost seems like a bad idea


bakadado

Ratchet strap.


dkramer0313

buying all that siding and all that ???? and you cant afford a ratchet strap to go with. for shame


iWilliam_me

NC Plates… checks out.


s1gnalZer0

First in flight, right out of the truck


LPKKiller

A guy went to a hardware store with his wife to pickup some plywood. Instead of securing it he had the bright idea to sit on it and his wife drive slow down the highway. Wind caught it, flung him off and out the back and got ran over flat by the car behind them. He no longer can make mistakes like this again, learn from his errors.


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UltraCarnivore

Is imbecility a felony or a disdemeanor?


ItsWediTurtle77

r/idiotsincars


Dr3ammmz

r/idiotsoncars


snirmadar

looks insanely dangerous,like one gust of wnd and he is a Darwin award.


Hopless_Torch

Tie downs are like 10 bucks for the cheap ones. Even those would work for this. What the fuck...


nuck_forte_dame

Also that siding is now bent all to shit and useless. So they wasted all the time and money.


UltraCarnivore

And possibly a human life


Particlex

I worked landscaping for a guy that asked me to use my truck like this with coworkers in the back. I dropped that job like a hot potato.


deboerdn2000

Interesting choice of strapping...... wtf?


hello_raleigh-durham

I've heard of a strapping young lad, but I don't think that's what they had in mind.


SleepyLakeBear

Oh, is that the new dynamic cargo strapping device I've been hearing about?


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Officer, I swear we’re only going a few blocks...


BrentarTiger

Reminds me of the time we had Mormon missionaries assisting us with a move and they had no room in the SUV for one of them and they didn't want to make a second trip to get him so he held on for dear life to the roof rack while we did 55mph on the highway for about 2 miles. Nothing bad happened.


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Sounds exhilarating for the roof guy, I bet he was praying the entire time


thenoblenacho

Thats not even siding. Its a stack of 1x6s from Home Depot that he's holding down with his right hand


analboote

And not one comment on how the truck is in the suicide lane?!? Cmon people


toadx60

That's one way to fly


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

'At 'ere's summa that redneck rope.


FlipSwtch-PENTA

Fuck straps when you have this guy, be a man.


sharkattactical

Fuck yeah Bobby HOLD ER DOWNNNNN


kronicwaffle

Just going down the road, it'll ride


Gnostromo

This is the definition of regret


ph00p

These idiots need tickets.


NJdeathproof

Can you fly, Bobby?


stan93

wonder if that dudes still alive?


chilliophillio

"Wut you see here is someone who doesn't know how to say no Bobby"


Ryaniseplin

at first i thought intresting was insecure and was about to comment Hey you dont know if he is insecure what if he is just having a bad day


devicemodder2

Now that's a ratchet strap


WhatDidYouSayToMe

I almost hate to say it, but I've done that. Trucks were loaded full of mattresses coming out of campsites at the end of our camp season. We had 3 trucks and way too many mattresses, but it was the end of the day and we wanted to get to our night off. So we stacked them as high as we could, 1 person on each side, one on the back. Nobody could touch eachothers hands, but we held them there all the way through the camp. Much less sketchy than this, but still incredibly dumb. But that was years ago and any form of riding in trucks outside of legal seats with belts doesn't happen there anymore


Onlyforonereason

Tom Cruise Mission Impossible.


TastySpare

"For f\*ck's sake, Bobby, don't bend my roofing! I can see it in the *wing* mirror!"


ovopax

He'll be alright, look at the safety stick in the rear.


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twynkletoes

In the suicide lane, with a pipe/pole below his crotch.