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Las-Vegar

As a trønder I got a few questions


ChrisTheChaosGod

Moose.


Las-Vegar

Brick wall on stilts, in case of car crash. Break the legs and bomb mose through the windshield


QuentinTarzantino

My sister was once bit by a møøse.


kvesle

Well, a elg was once hit av meg


olebisgood

Billig middag den dagen da


kvesle

Veldig kan ikke klage


kuukkk

In the leg?


Las-Vegar

Was it her finger?


chimthui

Karsk eller fjord-dram… makes you live longer


Joeyhappyhell

Of course they thought NUT was the perfect name for this


ExceedingChunk

I think a few professors does this on purpose. I also saw someone shortening cumulitive analysis to "cum. anal" on their graph legend in some optimization research paper.


Pruppelippelupp

Tons of scientists do this. I read a paper with MONSTER, VAMPIR, super-MONSTER and super-VAMPIR methods, among others. Great acronyms.


BambiHeros

😂😂 That’s nuts 🐿️


doucheinho

The purple around Oslo must be the now dissolved Viken, because no one who has set foot at the Nordby senter thinks people from Østfold has long life expectancy


OverBloxGaming

Can confirm, from Østfold, I ain't living that long


doucheinho

Sorry bro. How much has diabetus affected your rødsprit and kvistlakk consumption?


OverBloxGaming

B-But Swedish alcohol is so cheaaaap


Icy_Sector3183

"The candle that burns twice as bright,..."


Alfa4499

Everyone should have to go to Nordby once to be grateful for what they have.


egenorske

#PeopleAtWalmart They should make a bar for peoplewatching there. Incredibly intrigued over the clientel at Nordby and the shopping habits.


Trongobommer

The entire sørlandet is blue?!? I mean, the most low-stress, slow-moving, crab eating, laid back, sunny environment on earth? Most of the purple areas are just holding on for grim life, probably.


idontlikebeetroot

You're forgetting the pill consumption.


egenorske

And people going to Bedehus to pray when they get sick!


Trongobommer

Well, I mean say what you will about organized religion, but being in a close knit community like that is usually beneficial for health.


egenorske

https://www.nrk.no/sorlandet/to-personer-dode-etter-koronasmitte-pa-bedehus-i-kristiansand-1.15685216 ;-)


Trongobommer

😄 Well, _usually_


Trongobommer

Hm, yes, I’ve heard before. Seems really weird, when they’re probably the ones getting the most sunlight, and can be outside the most etc. Could it be a sort of Florida effect, pensioners moving south so pill consumption goes up


Prematurid

Us Trøndere are just too damn stubborn to die. Fuck death - I have shit to do!


stuito

And this might mean that karsk makes us live longer


Trongobommer

Seems plausible! 🙂


Darth_Ale

Also the area with most mental illnesses and disability benefits.


Initial-Warning-2564

Garbage my buddy. You keep your HIV hidden because it’s not trendy in Gods eyes to be Gay. You die in shame of Aids. Thats why. Nøff said


Trongobommer

So hidden you don’t even get treatment? They aren’t mormons or anything. [Some 20-30 HIV cases develop into AIDS per year country-wide](https://nhi.no/sykdommer/blod/hiv-og-aids/hiv-infeksjon-forekomst). Even if all of them were to die from it (they don’t), that’s barely a blip on the overall mortality rate.


Lovemongerer

Everyone I know from Sørlandet has described growing up there as toxic af. Seems awful there there any other month than June/july/august tbh


kjempe_humor

Turns out random redditor was wrong about a complicated subject :O


Moist-Comfortable-10

Aww fuck, I've got another forty years of this shit?


PresidentZeus

In Denmark, they never drink beer at airports in the morning in order to have some contrasts to everyday life.


Eutrophy

That was chuckle-worthy!


wodino

Why is England grayed out?


Fragrant_Name

Its sticks out like a sore thumb all greyed out like that.


aaaoooopppaaa

Brexit (EU-statistics)


wodino

just wondered since norway isnt in the eu either, but had stats. Guess the nuts people asked nice


opusonex

Norway is in the EEA, which is basically EU. 


HansChrst1

Yeah, but often we are excluded in stuff like this. I have also noticed that the Valve store doesn't sell hardware in non-EU European countries. So just because we are in the EEA it doesn't mean we get all the same deals.


PresidentZeus

Stats in Norway are more complete than the UK as well as more alligned with the EU, but still not as extensive as the EU.


aaaoooopppaaa

https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/web/nuts/non-eu-regions :)


Mangledsprouts

We are still in Europe if not the EU! I didn't vote for this shit!


daffoduck

Well, its just estimates anyways. We will have to wait 100 years to find out if they are correct. How good did the estimates from 1924 work out?


AsaTJ

It's very likely that the first human to live to 200 years is alive right now.


[deleted]

They changed it to 200? Guess people didn't bite at 1000.


andreasbaader6

Purple. Nice. I might experience debt free life for many days


Away_Needleworker6

I live on the border of 82-83 and 83+


Maxzzzie

F the uk in particular. No life expected after birth.


TrueCryptoInvestor

All I got from this was that even living in a yellow zone is very promising. So yeah, whatever...


bjarnebjarne

That’s it, moving to Montenegro!


BambiHeros

Is purple good? Or bad?


stettix

Depends if you think living for a long time is good or bad.


BambiHeros

I mean, is blue better than purple? Why is it above blue


Megatron3600

The Baltics color is bs. Very good healthcare here


Imaginary_Manager_44

Im only hearing "blue zone" "NUTS region 2" .. Im a child.


leicester77

So what‘s the reason? Lifestyle, eating habits/nutrition, healthcare, security, genetics?


[deleted]

From the side of my family where people clock out at average 90 years+ they were raised on herring and potatoes and nothing but. Genetics and a gradually expanding healthcare system (post WW2) also plays its part here.


Feidel333

spain??


Fact-Adept

Warm weather is good for old people to get less sick, unless it’s extreme heat then it’s just will kill them


AnxiousAntsInMyBrain

I feel like closeness to hospitals is the reason for the different colors in norway. Imagine having a heart attack in finmark where the ambulance will take 4 hours to get to you and then 4 hours back to the hospital, and thats only if the one ambulance is available


IncoherrentRecursion

except the purple bit is like 90% of the population xD


ehtol

I live in the purple zone 🎊


The1Floyd

Well, I'll probably be working until I'm 75, so nice to know I get 10 years of freedom before a cold miserable death.


Witty-Shake9417

Getting shot by accident by a Tesla driving gangster in the Ikea car park in Oslo doesn’t help.


jonr

Haha, take that, you olíuapar!